#risque sayings

[pelvispardnersincrime]

Q & V for Aspen and Ruben 👁️👄👁️?

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Aspen

While he doesn't do it often, he's up for quickies, especially if he's pent or riled up. It might be too short to express how much he adores his partner but if they're the teasing kind or he is just pent up, it's a little hard to resist. He's also up for doing quickies in semi-public spaces, you just need to keep it down. As for volume, he's pretty quiet, except for the gruff grunting and growling during. He likes to whisper praises too, especially if he's on the bottom. Gotta let his partner know how good they are to him.

Ruben

He sometimes does quickies, because 1) he's too impatient and 2) how do you leave a partner hanging when they look so pretty and delectable? It may be short but his hunger will be temporarily satiated from the look on his partner's face afterwards. He's a bit loud during whether it's his groaning, grunting or getting into the mood with his dirty talking. If he's the one on the bottom, he will make the same sounds, but there's some whimpering. If it's an intimate time, the dirty talking is replaced with praises. There's always a time for it, but not when it's just making sweet love.

[the-heron]

congrats 2 henry peglar for being the only bitch confirmed as to be Fucking That Old Man

[calypsolemon]

Creation of the Sun and Stars

[1-800-i-ship-it]

ok i watched yuri on ice ep 10 and i was like i remember ppl saying smth about ep 10 so i was like hmmmmmm and WHAT. DO YOU FUCKING MEAN. THEY LITERALLY. PROPOSED TO EACH OTHER AHHHAIWUEFHEWUFHLK?????? /pos

VICTOR AND YURI GOT ACTUAL RINGS???? HRHRHEUEJDJDSJ HELLO ???? OH MY GODHDJDJDSJSKSKSMSMSXBJXJDJDJDJDJDEJEKSKDJJDJDKDKDKDKD i was half joking after ep 9 but i cant believe this is real like i cant believe this im shaking my past self by the shoulders

VICTOR ACTAULLY SAYS ITS AN ENGAGEMENT RING OMG AIN TNO WAY AINT NO WAYY IM LAKJWNEFKKLNKAJFNL THEN HE SAYS HE WILL MARRY YURI IF HE WINS A GOLD MEDAL IM LIAUWHERIUEWHARJKWENFJKNFMX,FFNLMLSAKDFJJKWEFWKJ

shoutout to phichit for being the first supporter <333 rest in peace jj

then i find out YURI WAS DRUNK LAST YEAR AND POLE DANCED WITH CHRIS, THEN GRINDED AGAINST VICTOR IN PUBLIC ASKING HIM TO BE HIS COACH IM- AND HE WAS FULLY UNAWARE ABOUT HIS ANTICS TILL NOW?????

[feketeribizli]

the public is wrong his ass is omega not beta. we've gone over the dog good boy talk. that man is nawwwtttt normal

ANON YOU GET MEEEE literally what i was thinking... down to a t

yapping and some pathetic marc doodles under the cut 😁 also shoutout to the tumblr scholars discoursing omegaverse with me

so how i think itd go: marci presents late of course he does. generally hes a chill guy so assuming hes a beta isnt that far of a stretch and like he doesnt like his own smell (something like milk and honey and herbal tea. kind of weird) so he takes blockers or whatever. anyway people think hes a beta hes registered as a beta with the fia yadda yadda yadda the usual

itd be after the first head of a very emotionally taxing double header where he maybe dnfs or whatever it doesnt matter but people are yelling and being mad at him and fernando tells him off; its hard to be around the team. marci is angry at himself and feels more stressed than ever but instead of sleeping it off like usual he feels weirder in the morning like the world is off balance. and his skin is tighter and the temperatures are hotter and the smells are stronger but its spring after all so he doesnt pay too much mind to it. life could be better but its good nonetheless

anyway on wednesday berta decides to be the one taking him out for dinner and not the other way around for once and lets him choose a place and its nice and everything but marci is beyond jittery and he looks like shit all red in the face skin hot to the touch when berta leans over the table to put a hand on his forehead so they leave rather early... he promises her its nothing and hes good to race on sunday he just needs a good old nights sleep. and it seems to work as media day goes by without a hitch and marci looks much better and he feels better and then its friday fp1 and then saturday fp2 and quali and hes on fire again. bertas calm voice on the radio helps him keep his head clear but theres sweat clinging to his eyelashes and he near crashes out in a hairpin and when he gets out in q2 but ahead of fernando, the man glares at marci in the garages and thats when the thread snaps

he gets out of the car, wobbles a little in the knees when a mechanic pats him on the back, shreds his helmet and gloves and then they dont see him until sunday

marci in his drivers room absolutely penis delirious and hes egging himself on even more when he realizes whats going on like nooooo that cant be... that cant happen to ME... i cant be a racecar driver AND an omega... in HEAT on a race SUNDAY of all days... KILLING myself... (internalized omegaphobia 💔 if thats even a thing)

anyway with the limited shit he has in his drivers room he tries nesting and its awful and he feels awful with a hand down in his fireproofs... somehow he makes it through the night etc etc. people notice his absence and that something weird is going on and im bestowing berta the honor of looking for him when its closing in on the drivers parade and they havent heard from marci yet. berta clocks his smell in the garage and the closer she gets to his drivers room the clearer the situation is in her mind and in front of his door she has one hand on the handle and another dialling whoever the fuck you call in formula one omegaverse emergencies

she calls out for marci before entering, even asks for permission and for the first time in his endless hours of delirium his head seems to clear a bit to the familiar sound of her voice and hes in there making his usual jittery sounds but much needier... begs for berta to come in and she hesitates, makes her phone call, hesitates a bit more but gets in the room and locks the door

and berta is like hey. hey chiquito im not the one you need here right now. and marc is like noooo tia pleassseee... hes humping the couch/bed wrapped in a thin blanket and berta sits down next to him and puts a hand on his shoulder and hes shaking shivering whimpering. the usual

ANYWAY berta would get him off like three times in a row before marci dozes off leaning into her. they take it to his hotel room after (no race for him obviously. get lance back in the car idk) and berta fucks him for real this time. insists on not being the one marci needs but hes looking at her with his stupid big green eyes filled with tears, shaking hands clinging to her side (very respectful even in his delirium, only touching when hes asked to and where its appropriate) and berta is like damn it. i cannot not take care of him. and so she does :-)

art donaldson dot jpeg... shaking shivering whimpering on it

[oyasleepy]

beloved gamers. what are your favourite fanservice type outfits/costumes. im trying to think of things to draw fio in

[t4tails]

weird to think that theres no longer anything stopping me from reblogging softcore furry porn

[littleplantfreak]

I MET THE NICEST OLDER WOMAN IN THE WORLD JUST NOW

she fell so we were taking care of her and she told me about how her and her niece are going dancing soon and about when she was in her 20’s she took a spontaneous trip with her boyfriend to the northpole to see santa (im not sure where tho) and the hotel they ended up in had water beds?? She said she didn’t know there were heated and unheated waterbeds and they got stuck with an unheated during december 💀 if im not as cool as her at like 75+ ill be pissed 😤

[pelvispardnersincrime]

Hehehe I am very excited about this blog - could I ask what Pyre’s kinks are?

This sort of just became a Pyre NSFW facts answer lolol

- Giving and receiving bites. Loves marking

- He can be rough but is much more for intimacy. He wants to make love

- This man likes experimenting different bondages. He likes using ropes, silks, blindfolds, would like to learn some different knots

- Orgasm control, but he would never deny his partner from finishing

- Praises and dirty talk especially when he's rough. Hearing his partner beg turns him on

- He's into leather. He wears leather gloves and likes his partner in leather. Partner in lace is also good!

- He's not into semi-public or public sex. The intimacy stays in the bedroom, although... He does like bath sex (shower sex isn't safe because what if you two slip?)

- Cockwarming and breeding. Likes giving and receiving oral, doesn't mind anal. Also doesn't mind face fucking or facials

- Mirror sex is favorable, he loves watching his partner

- He is both a boob and ass man, he just loves squishing them

- Pretty vocal but is quiet. He cherishes his partner, but wants to ensure that this is one of the many moments where he pours his love and affection of his partner into each act

[liquidstar]

after a long pause i finally finished my newest oc batch ^_^ this time for owl feather: the scholar's guild. the members are more or less different types of academics, or just nerds, with their own different niches. as usual, more specific info+closeups under the cut <3

Name: Mercury

Name Origin: The planet named after the messenger god

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 28

Guild rank: Guidmaster

Weapon: Caduceus

Ethos (Power): Aileron (Enhanced speed and levitation)

Flaw power is based on: Her evasiveness- Though her power has evolved (the levitation) once she became guildmaster as she became a pillar for her guild, and successor to the former guildmaster.

Notes: I can be your angle... or yuor devil

Name: Keid

Name Origin: A star whose name means eggshels

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 19

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Chicken sickles

Ethos (Power): Computative prognostication (He can calculate the outcome of events in his own head, but he can’t see outcomes beyond the one he calculated)

Flaw power is based on: His overly cautious and ruminative habits, though he tries to play it off like he's way more chill and not constantly existentially overthinking

Notes: But which came first...?

Name: Alasia

Name Origin: A star whose name references Idalion Tablet, one of the oldest known contracts

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 15

Guild rank: 2 star

Weapon: Shovel

Ethos (Power): Erudition (Psychometry- The ability to read the past of any object by touch)

Flaw power is based on: Her extreme curiosity, while her inquisitiveness on it's own can be admirable she can often get obsessive about it.

Notes: She's an archeologist <3

Name: Dimidium

Name Origin: Exoplanet whose name means "half"

Pronouns: He/She

Age: 22

Guild rank: 4 star

Weapon: Double-ended flail

Ethos (Power): Vice-versa (Healing and reverse healing)

Flaw power is based on: His simultaneous obsequiousness and brashness- Two extremes that she fluctuates between in a way that's both unpredictable and unhealthy.

Notes: Generally stoic either way so it's hard to tell...

Name: Navi

Name Origin: Informal name for γ Cassiopeiae- A navigation point for Apollo 1

Pronouns: He/they

Age: 19

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Arm

Ethos (Power): Kefi (Energy direction- He can channel his energy into powerful attacks into his weapon of choice, which they designed to be their own arm)

Flaw power is based on: Their over-zealous nature. Though passion is a good thing, their ferventness can absolutely make him lose track of himself.

Notes: A weaponsmith who’s figuring out more technological approaches

Name: Talitha

Name Origin: A star system, whose name means "Spring"

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 13

Guild rank: 1 star

Weapon: Plastic wand

Ethos (Power): Metamorphosis (Magical girl transformation. She can shoot beams out of her wand now.)

Flaw power is based on: Her extreme tendency for escapism, especially in idolizing fantasy.

Notes: She's a magical girl 💖💖💖

Name: Misam

Name Origin: A star whose name means "wrist"

Pronouns: They/them

Age: 28

Guild rank: 5 star

Weapon: Wrist blade

Ethos (Power): Rigor (Enhanced precision)

Flaw power is based on: Their surprisingly to-the-point, often cold-blooded nature.

Notes: Nerds can be cool too, guys.

Name: Perwana

Name Origin: An exoplanet whose name means moth

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 27

Guild rank: 5 star

Weapon: Lantern

Ethos (Power): Callous luminance (Physically palpable hard light, created from her lantern)

Flaw power is based on: Her tenancy to place the burden of guidance onto herself- Literally a guiding light for others. Mostly in regards to erudition, the symbolic connection between illumination and knowledge. She wants to illuminate everyone. But this can be at the cost of herself.

Notes: These are her summer clothes.

[yellowfingcr]

// also! I'm looking to take some commissions! again something in this style takes precedence, but also..... I'd simply love to draw a little chibi for you

[sneeg-snag]

my ass after looking at the ranboo instagram channel: oh wow ranboos uploading a video! very fun very nice. oh ahah lmao asmr boyfriend video yeah condi and grizzly did those as a joke that one time they kinda give me secondhand embarrassment tho lemme just skim through the art-

[doctorguilty]

Also prev post like against/for/whatever chat bots or not some of the way people are responding being like "I'd be offended because they were using an ai for rp instead of ME" so you're saying every time your partner wanted to indulge themself with something erotic, instead of doing it in the way they enjoyed getting themselves off they should have gone to YOU instead so YOU could be the one to get them off? Buddy I don't know if ai is the issue here 🚩🚩🚩

[kowaindar0u]

(last one promise) 🍸 Muramasa, how much do you love/want your dear saniwa? Tell us your truest feelings/desires for him. (@zantedeschia-praesul)

[ Send 🍸+ a question and my muse will answer while drunk. ]

Sengo Muramasa is absolutely hammered, sloshed, wasted. Turnt. Shitfaced, even. He clutches his current bottle to his chest, spilling it a little as he lays down on the floor with a loud, longing whine. Despite the obvious slurring, it seems like maybe he has thought these words many times before.

"Soooo much... Ohh... I just want to hug him...hold him... kiss him... taste him and please him in any way I can... I wanna protect him... I want him to protect me... I want... I've heard people say that the ones they love know them better'an they know themselves? Yeah? Huhu... I want him to know me better than I ever could, inside and out..."

He sits up, with the same suddenness as being startled awake.

"I should go tell him this!"

And then he lies back on the floor. He's out like a light.

[godlyheathens]

e no final do dia a maior contribuição da julia quinn e bridgertons para a sociedade são os esmaltes da risqué

[natsmagi]

You take that unfortunately back! (also hello, I love everything about this, from Sora's tanlines to Natsume's face and Tsumugi's everything)

MENHSDJHFJH SHE DRESSES LIKE A DAD /ENDEARING

and THANK UUUUUU they r my sillies i love them.......... obsessed with content where natsume live reacts to tsumugis fanservice or lack thereof. she is just like me