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*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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the urge to draw grows stronger

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I can't help it the men are irresistible and I just go

I'm the one who does the fucking.

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Unfortunately 😔

I'm the one who does the fucking.

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My friends know I'm horny on main but they don't know how much horny

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RPing spicy stuff really contributes to more thoughts about characters😳🫣

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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

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Because the answer IS yes.

LMAO LOLOLOLOLOL ALRIGHT CARAMEL

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F, G, V for Vanilla, Caramel and Captain?

Vanilla:

F = Favourite Position

Countertop

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Goofy yet serious.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Quiet, but he can get very very loud.

Caramel:

F = Favourite Position

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Super serious about it.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's loud and likes to really talk.

Captain:

F = Favourite Position

G-Whiz

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Takes everything seriously.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Soft, unless he really really wants to be loud.

-H

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D, K, M for Syrup, Hound and Brass?

Syrup:

D = Dirty Secrets

He really likes when his SO is squirming and begging for more. Like he likes it likes it. Like hard likes it.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage and biting.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He loves seeing his SO in virgin sweaters and in his clothes. It gets him going, but he also likes when his SO runs a hand up his spine. He would usually propose against it because it gets him really turned on.

Hound:

D = Dirty Secrets

He has a secret erogenous zone on his lower back. He never tells anyone about it, his SO usually finds out about it.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Orgasm Control and Breeding

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing his SO shirtless, in lingerie, or wearing his clothes. Those get him going immediately.

Brass:

D = Dirty Secrets

He was actually the sluttiest man in college and he once fucked a friend's sister's. (It was completely on accident.)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Breeding and Body Worship

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He likes to see his SO only in his choker or in lingerie wearing his choker. It turns him on like a light.

-H

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P, R, U for Honeycomb, Bear and Zirconium?

Honeycomb:

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough, sensual, and hard.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

100% would. He loves to experiment and enjoys it immensely.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is the world's worst teaser, since his kink is orgasm control.

Bear:

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Sensual, rough, and fast.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Dude is down for anything. Would jump at the chance to experiment a little.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a chronic teaser like Honeycomb, but he teases and when he does, it's merciless.

Zirconium:

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Sensual, fast, and deep.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

A little less willing to experiment, but will sit down with his SO to discuss things to experiment with.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Second world's worst teaser.

-H

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P, R, U for Honeycomb, Bear and Zirconium?

Honeycomb:

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough, sensual, and hard.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

100% would. He loves to experiment and enjoys it immensely.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is the world's worst teaser, since his kink is orgasm control.

Bear:

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Sensual, rough, and fast.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Dude is down for anything. Would jump at the chance to experiment a little.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a chronic teaser like Honeycomb, but he teases and when he does, it's merciless.

Zirconium:

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Sensual, fast, and deep.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

A little less willing to experiment, but will sit down with his SO to discuss things to experiment with.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Second world's worst teaser.

-H

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THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKEEEDDDD /lh

You can imagine him [REDACTED] you and then he would [A LONG REDACTED] and then he [A MUCH LONGER REDACTED]

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I need Cyrus to fuck me... Or a shy flower nymph.

🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

You would say that, Mrs. Cyrus Fellswap lololol

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Q & V for Aspen and Ruben 👁️👄👁️?

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Aspen

While he doesn't do it often, he's up for quickies, especially if he's pent or riled up. It might be too short to express how much he adores his partner but if they're the teasing kind or he is just pent up, it's a little hard to resist. He's also up for doing quickies in semi-public spaces, you just need to keep it down. As for volume, he's pretty quiet, except for the gruff grunting and growling during. He likes to whisper praises too, especially if he's on the bottom. Gotta let his partner know how good they are to him.

Ruben

He sometimes does quickies, because 1) he's too impatient and 2) how do you leave a partner hanging when they look so pretty and delectable? It may be short but his hunger will be temporarily satiated from the look on his partner's face afterwards. He's a bit loud during whether it's his groaning, grunting or getting into the mood with his dirty talking. If he's the one on the bottom, he will make the same sounds, but there's some whimpering. If it's an intimate time, the dirty talking is replaced with praises. There's always a time for it, but not when it's just making sweet love.

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Sexy troubles.

Ah yes, sexy troubles. When I'm having trouble being sexy

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*Offers you some Grimoire for your troubles*

What troubles? What troubles am I having where I need a fae god?