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littleplantfreak · 2 months ago

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I MET THE NICEST OLDER WOMAN IN THE WORLD JUST NOW

she fell so we were taking care of her and she told me about how her and her niece are going dancing soon and about when she was in her 20’s she took a spontaneous trip with her boyfriend to the northpole to see santa (im not sure where tho) and the hotel they ended up in had water beds?? She said she didn’t know there were heated and unheated waterbeds and they got stuck with an unheated during december 💀 if im not as cool as her at like 75+ ill be pissed 😤

#mari says #im gonna be the coolest old lady ever #thats my goal #”i dunno if its a bit risque for you but my niece does pole dancing” girl i was just about to restart my membership at my place nothing #is too risque #she was like “my sisters picking me up and shes gonna know exactly what happened” and when i opened the car door?#her sister goes “You fell in the airport didnt you” we LAUGHHHHED

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