#rex x obi-wan

[anstarwar]

Someone told me about Rex/Obi-Wan and I am intrigued

[themistymountainscold]

because i have no self control i'm writing a obi-wan x rex oneshot

[tattycoram]

Rex: General Kenobi's eyes are blue right? Cody: They are but a calm sea blue and they get these golden rims when the light hits them just right Rex: And when was the last time he smiled? Cody: Last night at about 11:37 when I said something that made him laugh Rex: Right and when's my birthday? Cody: Rex: When's my birthday, Cody?

[meshla-cyarika]

Instantly thought this during this scene 💀

[deserthusbands]

obi-wan: your hand is sweaty.

cody: then let go.

obi-wan: ..i didn’t say i wanted to let go.

cody: then stop complaining.

rex, watching: is this… flirting?

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

[galactic-rhea]

"Worse in what sense?"

Quick comic thing while taking advantage at max of my sunday.

I love Satine and Obi's constant divorced bickering.

[omgahgase]

cody, padmé, and rex: *discussing something that's probably important*

cody, padmé, and rex: *hears distant screaming and the sound of a lightsaber igniting*

cody: is that my jedi or your jedi?

*cue amused and slightly terrifying laughter*

padmé and rex, sighing: my jedi

[phantomqa]

What we really need is a femininomenon!!!!

Padme Amidala for president 2024

[darthmalewife]

The clones like to slip song lyrics into conversation to see if they can get people to notice.

Wolffe has managed to get a few lines of The Final Countdown in before anyone noticed.

Fox once slipped the names of seven Deftones songs into conversation before the senator he was talking to noticed.

Ponds has, on multiple occasions, got Windu with Nickelback songs.

Rex targets civilians for the sheer sake of he's a menace and it's funny. Furthest he's gotten is like an entire verse of In The End. Only reason he had to stop was because Anakin ruined it accidentally.

Cody goes for country songs. Man has gotten through the entirety of Highwaymen by telling someone that each verse was some prophetic force vision that Obi-Wan had.

[sunbeam-the-man]

My big problem with Cody/Obi-Wan is that, while they are both adults, Obi-Wan is a magnificent slut (affectionate) and has significantly more relationship experience than Cody does. (This is not enough to make me stop reading the ship.)

My big problem with Anakin/Rex is that Rex deserves better.

[bon-sides-sw]

Younger Days before Uni

You need to read @babygirlbridger 's Jangobi fic (E) too to see how Obi got into that situation :3

[tattycoram]

Cody: I swear on my brother's lives I am a straight man Bly: HELP I CANT BREATH, TELL AYLA I LOVE HER Rex: The light...its getting closer... Fox: MY HEART I THINK ITS FAILING Wolffe: If I knew I was gonna die today I would've bullied Fox more

[meshla-cyarika]

Can I be honest for a second and say that one of my biggest fanfiction pet peeves is when someone will write their character or the reader insert as someone who should in theory be really badass (for example a Jedi or a Mandalorian, or an Avenger, or a soldier/fighter in general) and then make them really weak and basically not be able to handle themselves at all? Like come on realistically these mfs should be able to kill someone. Maybe this is just me being a girl who isn't girly, but I just want a character like this who can actually defend themselves and doesn't cry and need to be picked up by their s/o all the time.

[deserthusbands]

anakin: cody, why are you wearing jedi robes?

cody: it’s halloween.

anakin: and obi-wan…?—

obi-wan appears in full clone armor, looking overly pleased with the outcome of their switch.

obi-wan: i’m commander cody.

anakin, dumbfounded: …of course you are.

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: We're going to go east and Anakin's group is going to go west. Then...

Anakin : ...

Obi-Wan : I can't do that anymore, Anakin! I can't keep ignoring this!

Anakin : But...

Obi-Wan: Anakin, why do you have a fucking blaster ?!

Waxer : *Shocked* Cody! The general said the "f word" in front of the shinies !

Obi-Wan : I don't care! I can't believe Anakin is so uncivilized! Blasters are so uncivilized!

212th Battalion: ...

Cody : It's not...

Anakin: It was Rex's idea! He told Ahsoka and I that having blasters in addition to our lightsabers would give us an advantage on the battlefield and that it would be safer for us. And you know what? Rex is right!

Obi-Wan : Ahsoka too??? I can't believe Rex is such a bad influence on both of you! Anakin, Rex makes you act in such an uncivilized way!

Cody : Don't involve Rex in any of this! Skywalker does very well on his own to deprave himself!

Obi-Wan : You certainly don't mean that, my dear.

Cody : Don't "my dear" me! Skywalker is the one who has a terrible influence on Rex and the 501! Skywalker is a chaos demon!

Obi-Wan : Rex is evil incarnate! That stupid blonde head corrupted my little baby Padawan!

Cody : ... You're sleeping on the floor tonight.

Boil : Guys, our parents are fighting... Again.

Anakin : ... So that means I'm allowed to keep the blaster?