#renora rwby

[reashot]

Oh No! There Is only One Bed. Whatever Shall We Do? 🤭

This takes place during team RNJR arc.

Receptionist: I'm sorry sir we only have two rooms with one bed available.

Jaune: Why does every time we order a room this keeps happening?

Ren: I know this is getting ridiculous. There's not even that many guests here in the first place.

Ruby: Well, I mean we can't complain. We still got a room at least.

Nora: Yeah. I mean this is all could just be a coincidence. *winks at the receptionist*

Receptionist: *gulp* Yes we are sorry for your trouble. Here's the keys please don't hurt us!

*runs away*

Jaune: Hmmm.... Strange greetings. Must be a Mistralian thing. Anyway Ren, you want to share a bedroom with me again.

Ren: Of course Jaune... Wait Nora, why are you pulling me?

Nora: Oh no you don't, you little fruit! You're going to sleep with me and I am gonna straighten you up or die trying.

Ren: Wait Nora, wait! No!!!

Jaune: All right, I guess we will be sleeping together then.

Ruby: *blush* I guess so...

Sometimes later:

Nora: Yes!!! Ahhh.... *moan* Do it Ren... Don't stop... Don't stop. Faster Ren, Faster! If you stopped I will break your fucking legs!!!!

Ren: *crying* please just let me go back to sleep.

Jaune: Boy they sure making all that strange sounds next door. Wonder what they're doing?

Ruby: I'm sure it's nothing.

*cuddle closer with Jaune*

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY Christmas Tales

When a Valkyrie met an Einherjar

For @izzykuma

The halls of Asgard was booming with cheer as the warriors of King Ozpin were relishing in feast and drink. Bragi entertained the guests with his beautiful harp, Frey and Freya sent their robins to fetch them fresh strawberries and grapes. Sigurd was showing off the skull of Fafnir and boasted about how he killed it and ate his heart, much to the annoyance of Loki. Prince Baldur was smiling as his plate with filled with a bountiful meal of roasted ham, potatoes, beetroot salad and herrings. He licked his lips and saliva dripped from his mouth. As he was about to take a bite, he heard the messy grunts of an animal slurping and chomping. Baldur turned to find his younger sister, Nora the Thunder Valkyrie, savagely devouring her food. Baldur shook his head and covered her face in embarrassment.

Baldur: *groans* Nora, for once could you practice some proper table manners? Your food is flying around the halls!

Nora: *big burp*

Baldur: Oh for love of-

Nora: Oh stop whining, dear brother. It's Yuletide! 12 days where we can fill our hearts with joy until they burst! Come on and let your hair down a little. *pinches his cheek*

Baldur: Ack! I'm perfectly capable of enjoying myself. I just don't want to have to have to stop you from choking again.

Nora: Alright, I'll slow down just for you. Happy?

Baldur: *smiles* Very. Now do me a favour and fetch me some vaniljekranse.

Nora: Wha? Why?

Baldur: Because it would finally stop you from being lazy. And it's fun to order you around. *snickers*

Nora: Grrrr, you're lucky I promised father not to rough house with you all on Yuletide. *leaves her chair*

Nora walked over to the table where all the desserts were. To her right was the tray vaniljekranse cookies. She was about to take some when her hand brushed upon another's. She turned and saw a young, handsome black-haired man wearing green armour.

Nora: *blushes and gasps* Oh! Uh, s-sorry about that!

???: That's quite alright. Happy Yuletide, Nora.

Nora: W-Wha? Y-You know who I am?

???: Of course I do. Your exploits and adventures are well-known among the Einherjar. My name is Lie Ren, I come from the Eastern Kingdoms.

Nora: Wow! Uh, nice to meet you and Happy Yuletide!

Nora didn't know what was coming over her. When faced with battle, she didn't dare to fear. Her blood would roar like a mighty lion and she would fight until her knuckles bled. However, meeting this stranger somehow made her legs tremble and she couldn't help but grin like a fool.

Ren: By the way, I have a gift for you. It's not as powerful as your mighty Mjolnir, but I am sure it will serve you in the next battle.

Ren reached at his belt and gave her a silver shortsword. Nora's eyes grew wide with excitement as she held it in her hands. She could feel it sing to her.

Nora: Woah.... *turns to Ren* This is amazing! Thank you so much!

Ren: *bows* It is my pleasure, Princess. Now then, allow me to take my gift *steals tray* and be off. I shall see you again soon.

Nora: *waves* Bye then! *sighs dreamily* What a gorgeus- wait.... get back here! Those cookies were supposed to be... for... Baldur.... *groans*Ah great, now what am I supposed to get him?

Baldur; *calling* Nora! I'm waiting!

Nora: Hold your horses!

Nora grumbled when she caught a glimpse of Baldur laughing with Loki. No doubt they were making fun of her behind her back. Maybe it was time her dear brother got a taste of his own medicine.

[A few minutes later]

Nora walked back to Baldur with her hands behind her back.

Baldur: So did you get the cookies?

Nora: Better. *grins* I got you... *shows Baldur*mistletoe! Come here for a big peck on the cheek!

Baldur: ...no.

Nora: You know you want to!

Baldur: Keep that thing away from me! *falls off chair and runs away*

Nora: *chases Baldur* Come here! I won't bite, I promise!

Baldur: Mommy!!! Save me!!!

The hall erupted with laughter as the princess chased the prince with mistletoe. On the throne, Ozpin grunted in disappointment.

Ozpin: I can't believe these two will be rulers of this place. May Ymir forgive us.

[galdrgobrrr]

More rwby art to keep me sane

[superiorsturgeon]

Grilled Cheese

Nora: 😡

Ren: 😰

Jaune: 😥

Pyrrha: …I don’t think-

Nora: NO. 😡

Pyrrha: You shouldn’t blame Jaune-

Nora: I. BLAME. JAUNE. 🤬

Ren: I am SO sorry- 😣

Nora: I’ll deal with YOU later! 🤬

Pyrrha: Nora, please…! 😩

Nora: Don’t you give me that! Your boyfriend is the cause of this! Your boyfriend seduced MY boyfriend! 😡

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t realize that a pizza grilled cheese would cause so much trouble! 😫

Nora: SHUT IT, HOMEWRECKER!!!

Nora: Ren took one bite of your devil sandwich and immediately made a sound that it took me MONTHS to get out of him in our bedroom! 🤬

Ren: Would it help if I said I saved half of it for you…? *tentatively holds up pizza-flavored grilled cheese sandwich complete with sautéed pepperoni*

Nora: *outraged gasp* WOULD IT HELP IF-

Nora: *snatches sandwich* Fine!! Just to show you that this sandwich is a symbol of BETRAYAL!!

Nora: *bites into sandwich*

Nora: 😶

Jaune: …I-I put some homemade tomato sauce between the slices of mozzarella-

Nora: This is the best sandwich I’ve ever tasted… 🤤

Pyrrha: See? I told you! 😊

Ren: Does this mean that you like the sandwich and we’re all forgiven…?

Nora: *practically deep-throating the grilled cheese* Are you kidding?! I want this sandwich to impregnate me! 😋

Ren: *turns to Jaune* I need that recipe right now. 😠

[marylizabetha]

Boop!

[rwbyrg]

- via @misstrashchan

Ask and you shall receive.

Templates under cut.

And a 1920x1080 template for the lazy:

[punkeropercyjackson]

Controversial faggot take incoming:I think 'unhinged yuri + stable queer m/f couple' is a better trope than 'unhinged yaoi + token background wlw'

[spartanblacksmith]

Chapter 6 is posted.

Still gonna send ya to chapter 1.

Art by @nioblu

[youruinedmylifebynotbeingreal]

Hi yeah these two images have emotionally destroyed me!!

Ren reaching out for Nora, trying to be there for her - but then he doubts himself, remembering that she wants space. So he lets Oscar take the lead.

But then by the end of the epilogue he’s feeling more comfortable with them again and feels like he can touch her so I nEED TO KNOW WHAT EVENTS LED TO THIS DEVELOPMENT

[hadesisqueer]

Never forget when I was like scrolling and a screenshot of Ren and Nora came up and my friend saw it and thought Ren was a woman and was like "oh cute lesbian couple"

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Grim Tales

The Crow

Ren brushed his fingers over the pictures of his wedding day. Everyone looked so happy. In the background, Sun and Neptune were trying to sneak off with the wedding cake, with Blake and Weiss trying to stop them. Yang had Sage atop her shoulders, while Ruby and Jaune were holding hands. Standing in the middle were he and Nora, dressed in a fancy Romulan suit and beautiful Mistrali gown. His heart ached on the day she died. The assassin, Tyrian Callows, was still at large. Ren trained for days on end, but it was no use. Somehow, Tyrian would always get the best of him, beating him within an inch of his life. Ren looked at the window and could see the rain pelting outside. He slowly walked over and placed his hand on the glass, closing his eyes and praying silently.

[Oniyuri]

A drunken couple walked along the path after a night of drinking, stumbling and tumbling over the dirt.

Sora: Maaaaaan... thish rooad ish sho wobbly!

Yukari: Ish like a snnnake *laughs and snorts*

A gravelly voice sent fear into the air and Sora and Yukari gripped each other tight. The sound of hooves scraping along the ground made them shiver. Suddenly, Yukari vanished.

Sora: Y-Yukari? Y-Yukari! Where are- *gasp*

Yukari whimpered as her neck was caught in the grip of a Grimm and no ordinary Grimm at that. It was in the shape of a horse, with the torso of a thin horned creature protruding from ifs back. It hissed and screeched, causing Sora to fall to the ground.

Yukari: Sora please help me! I don't wanna die.

Sora was too paralysed to move. All he could to was panic and watch as Yukari was about to die. Suddenly, the Grimm was knocked down from a frenzied flash of pink, freeing Yukari. Sora immidiately stumbled his way towards her and held her in his arms. The Grimm rose up from the ground and tried to strike at the couple, but found its arm caught by a stray hand. The couple gasped as someone was now standing between them and the Grimm. She had short, orange hair, was dressed in a black bomber jacket, wore black shorts and boots and had a white painted face, with black lips and black eye shadow. She looked at the Grimm and smiled sadistically as she broke its hand. The Grimm howled in pain. The stranger leaped towards beast and mounted onto the horse, grabbing it by the neck. She gripped tighter and tighter and, gritting her teeth in frustration and glee.

SNAP!!!

Within minutes, the Grimm fell to the ground and crumbled into ash. The stranger landed on her feet and walked the path, turning briefly to give a warm smile to the distraught couple. She looked up and saw that a crow was flying above her, seeking out her next target. It had been a year since she had died, but her thirst for vengeance was strong. Strong enough to bring her back to life to settle her score against the one who killed her; Tyrian Callows.

Nora: You'll be dead soon, Tyrian. *clenches fist* You just don't know it yet.

[enaspaces]

oh nothing just another renora and bumbleby parallel

nora distancing herself from ren in a very similar way that yang did when blake returned to team rwby

[bloodraven55]

shouldn't be remotely surprising to me to realise that most of the m/f ships i end up really liking are the gayest ones bc that's probably exactly why they appeal to me so much

[superiorsturgeon]

Jamie: (Arkos son) I hate my life.

Jamie: When I was younger I found out that my mom was everybody’s celebrity crush…

Jamie: …and now my classmates keep developing crushes on my dad!

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) EW!!! That’s so gross! Who could possibly be crushing on a friend’s dad?!?! 😫

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) …

Nala: 😧

Jamie: …no…

Jenny: Just a little bit! Mister Nikos-Arc gives such warm hugs! It makes me wonder what it would be like to…I don’t know…be married to someone who’s tall and blonde and-! 😖

Jamie: *runs out of the room* NOOOOOO….!!!!! 😫

Magna: (Renora daughter) *walks into room* What’s his problem? Did he find out that his dad is kinda hot?

Jamie: *in the distance* …noooooo…..!!!!!! 🤮

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Yang: Well girls! Welcome to the ranch! Who do you wanna ride first!

Blake: You.

Pyrrha: Jaune!

Nora: Ren.

Yang: Uh- W-Well-

Weiss: THE HORSES! SHE MEANT THE HORSES! At This point I'm not even surprised by those answers, I'm just upset I'm not expecting them!

Weiss: *Throwing her hat down and tromping away* For the LOVe off all that is holy, get your FUCKIng thirst in check Gods dammit-

[fillmargarin]

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