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we’ve started regularly saying “Goose is on his wall”

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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Conquering Xadia is gay culture

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Note: this is based off the USA advisory ratings (I had to Google these so I wouldn’t get them wrong)

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Chapter 26!! Go read it!

Find it here:

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Had to

Bonus Soos

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icy: looks into the camera like she’s on the office

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when the rescuers become the rescuees 

winx club iconic moments 4/∞

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winx club iconic moments 2/?

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i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

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Miraculous Ladybug

s5 ep 16, Protection

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YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!

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yall gotta learn to separate "this character deserved better" (as in "this character has an intentionally tragic story that is supposed to feel bad") and "this character deserved better" (as in "this character had so much potential and was failed by the writer")

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service industry is crazy they’ll be like nooo don’t call in sick just because you’re extremely sick and contagious, it’s the end of the world if you don’t come in and people will die. and your job is giving people pasta carbonara. you’ll live

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(As in, a voice in your head narrating your life as you go about your day)

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The way Corvus smiles into each hug with Soren gets me every time