#remus is a nerd

[my-castles-crumbling]

sip - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 158

"So?" Lily asked, trying not to show how much she was dying for information.

Remus just smirked and wagged his eyebrows suggestively while taking a sip of his hot cocoa.

"Remus! You have to give me more than that!" Lily shrieked, throwing her hands up in the air. "The entirety of Gryffindor has been waiting for you and Black to get together for years!"

He grinned and shrugged. "What more do you want?"

Lily rolled her eyes. "I don't know! Did it go well? Did you have fun? Did you--I dunno--kiss?"

At that, Remus beamed.

With a gasp, Lily said in awe, "You did! You arse, why didn't you start with that? Tell me more!"

"Well, if you must ask, he's as good with his tongue as he is with his hands," Remus started, grinning evilly.

"You slag!"

"You asked!"

"I know....tell me more!"

Suffice it to say, Remus's cocoa had turned cold before they finished talking.

-

You guys can't tell me that Remus and Lily didn't sit and gossip for hours at least a few times a week. C'mon.

[prongss78]

remus: *simultaneously spilling coffee all over his lap, dropping a book off his desk and knocking over a plant*

sirius, twirling his hair and practically drooling: god, what a loser 

[hxc66]

Conversations with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 47

Gray = Remus

Blue = Sirius

[moonyswarmsweaters]

going to go ask my friend to go buy the same gay book together, read, and discuss

wish me luck!

[idknotimportant]

Anytime I need to stop procrastinating I remind myself of this tiktok

how do i explain to my parents and relatives that the reason i put effort into my studies and my exams is not to have a bright future and a nice job but because i can't possibly fail remus lupin

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Ooh, here’s an interesting study. It says that every friend group has one person that every other member of the group has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that would be?

Patton Roman Virgil Janus Remus: *all stare at Logan*

Logan: *looks behind him* What? What are you looking at?

[callitschnitzel]

I know I'm projecting but I like to imagine Remus as a little biology boy

So I checked and in the books he got the grindylow delivered for the class, but also why!? I'm sure there were plenty of pictures he could show the kids. But no! he was a hands-on teacher, he knew seeing the real thing is something else. ( I sure hope they didn't practise spells on the caged animal, I won't check ) Anyway in my humble opinion he wasn't a book nerd, he was a go out and find some cool critter nerd.

Sirius is supportive but I think he prefers fluffier animals. I was going to draw him reading but then I saw people mentioning the crossword thing and I like it a lot. ( Now I'm wondering about magical crossword puzzles, do they move? Do they give hints? )

I like to think it reflects their childhood activities. Sirius holed up in grimmauld with books and games trying to ignore his family and Remus in a cabin god knows where with only his parents to talk to. With Lyall being a certified ghost hunting enthusiast, I imagine little Remus running around turning every stone to find something of interest to show his dad and bond with him.

[starlittragedies]

“remus is the casanova of gryffindor!” this “remus is nerdy and doesn’t have game” that

STOP FIGHTING WE CAN HAVE BOTH !!! while remus isn’t conventionally attractive he is emotionally attractive from an outsider’s point of view.

cuz so what if he has scars and dresses in old sweaters and cardigans? a lot of people (especially the younger ones) has a crush on him ! I MEAN HE IS THEE SENIOR FOR THE YOUNGER YEARS !!!

remus lupin, the kind prefect who would always let the younger ones get away with a little bit of mischief as long as they go to bed when they’re supposed to.

remus lupin who is one of the top wizards in the school, excelling in every academic prospect he sets his mind to.

remus lupin who would no doubt offer the younger ones chocolate if he ever sees them crying and overwhelmed.

remus lupin who wouldn’t turn away any witch or wizard who asks for his help.

remus lupin who was considered to be the good prefect, the perfect student, but who is also a part of a little band of mischievous boys where he often planned intricate and extreme pranks.

people don’t like remus from one look at him, that’s sirius.

people don’t like remus after one conversation with him, that’s james.

people like remus because he is remus. yeah he may be cranky and mean and sarcastic and a not conventionally attractive but that just adds to his charm.

[http-wolfstar]

Sirius holding a huge stack of books for remus 😍

Remus gotta stock up on new books for the next week <3

(Lowkey might finish this at some point teehee)

[let-roman-bite-someone]

same ship, different fonts

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Remus Lupin with the bent nose that’s a little too big, with the soft tired amber eyes, with the soft jawline, with the slightly crooked teeth, with the spattered freckles all over his face, with the knobby knees, with the lanky limbs, with the skinny and completely un-muscled body, with the fluffy curly and inexplicably tangled tawny hair, with the awkward and hunched posture.

Remus Lupin who is so strange and weird that no one really understands why/how he’s friends with James and Sirius, and everyone is even more confused when he and Sirius get together and this literal god of a man is with such a dweeb (then you see them together and they’re so sweet and in love that it makes sense). He has to have a hand on Sirius at all times because, if he doesn’t, he’s scared that Sirius will leave and he won’t know where he is. He always wants to be in Sirius’ lap because he’s freezing cold constantly and Sirius runs hot, so he clearly needs to be cuddled, because why else would they be the way they are. He always has to be held and reassured that he is loved because he’s an insecure little baby.

Remus Lupin’s first kiss was Sirius, he lost his virginity to Sirius, his first relationship was with Sirius, because he’s scared of everyone else finding out he’s a werewolf. The only time he was ever called a Casanova was when his friends poked fun at him for so much as talking to someone outside of their direct friend group (Sirius, James, Peter, Lily, Mary, Marlene, etc.). He was an antisocial weirdo that shied away from conversations, and panicked and ran if any confrontation occurred.

Remus Lupin was not an active problem solver, his fight or flight response was permanently set to flight. He lived on chocolate and tea and whatever snacks his friends brought him when he was studying. He wasn’t a natural straight-O student, he had to work his ass off to get Es in most classes and Es and Os in his best ones. He couldn’t work for the life of him because he had a bad back and hips and knees and once hurt himself trying to lift a stack of books the wrong way (with his back not his legs). He’s allergic to pollen and dust and peanuts and he’s lactose intolerant and his stomach is super sensitive. He doesn’t smoke because he’s got asthma and is too scared he’ll get lung cancer or something because he’s drop-dead terrified of literally everything.

Loser kinda-ugly nerd Remus John Lupin needs to make a comeback because he is so cute.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Remus Lupin, who brings an enchanted phone to Hogwarts just to play fucking wordle every day.

[rottensouldier]

tall, lanky and pathetically stressed out history student with a nicotine addiction; remus lupin!

[hxc66]

Conversations with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 1,000,000 or smth (44)

Gray = Remus

Purple = Sirius

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: I am this close to falling in love with Remus.

James: Your fingers are touching.

Sirius: I’m resisting his charms better than I could hope for really.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

you see the reason intrulogical works so well is because logic is the only side that could possibly handle intrusive thoughts when they're bleeding into your creativity, activating your anxiaty, and messing with your morality. applying logic lets you place yourself outside of the thoughts and see that they don't actually say anything about you.

and also because the on-screen dynamic is fucking glorious everytime