#regulus black is so hot tho

[spookeart]

Are they fighting?? Or are they flirting?

Yes, another Jegulus one because I’m simply obsessed with them.

[literarybastard]

modern au moonwater but they're NERDS who met at a minecraft server created by a mutual friend.

remus is one of those unhinged players who makes these insane builds and that's literally all he does 24/7. in contrast to that, regulus doesn't even have a house and spends most of his time either in the mines or the nether.

they didn't interact with each other at first because they're not familiar with the other's username but they noticed that only the two of them would be the only people left online in the server because of their unholy sleeping schedule LMAO

regulus was the one who approached remus first to ask if he has a specific item and it all started from there!!

+

remus is one of those gamers who prefers using "girly" in-game skins/avatars so for the longest time, regulus' himbo brain assumed he's a lady and was very surprised when they moved on to vc and bro sounds like a 30 year old chainsmoker.

[goth-goro]

do i have a personality? no, but every morning i pick one (1) character and decide to dress like them and play a playlist based on them all day and think of myself as them so. that’s basically the same thing.

[coyotelip]

�� jegulus kinktober: marking, riding, aftercare || @jeguluskinktoberr || rider!regulus × massage therapist!james || wc: 730

Regulus Black loves riding and he is undoubtedly a great rider. 

This is logical when your family owns a horse breeding business and organizes races for the rich ones. After all, almost every member of the Black family is a good rider who regularly participates in races, enriching the family even more. However, not every one of them really loves it and makes it their life's work. 

Regulus is not one of them. He has spent his entire life at the horse racing stables and is not going to quit anytime soon. The horses love him and he loves the horses, a perfect union in almost every way. 

And James doesn't mind, on the contrary, he enjoys the sight of his boyfriend in the saddle. 

Covered in tight pants and a bunch of straps, his thighs clutching the saddle between them. Hands firmly holding the leash and confidently leading his favorite black stallion. And the moment when Regulus bends down, leaning against his horse to accelerate it faster, thus showing an incredible view of his cloth-covered ass...

Yes, James doesn't mind watching this picture for hours and hours. 

However, what he loves even more is meeting his lover at home after his practice. James runs him a hot bath, takes away all his dirty clothes, loads the laundry, and finishes cooking dinner. Only after a fragrant bath does he kiss Regulus, knowing that he will call him gross if James touches him before he has washed off all the aromas of the stables. 

James always talks more during the meal, recounting everything that happened during the day, and Regulus nods slowly and smiles softly as he enjoys his dinner.

And after dinner comes James' favorite part of the day. Working out with his hands in the gym and studying to become a massage therapist was worth it to him, so that years later he could be Regulus Black's personal bodyworker. 

Taking off his robe, Regulus settles down on their bed in just his underwear, lies down on his stomach, and folds his hands under his chin. James, meanwhile, dims the lights, lights the aromatic oils, and turns on the background noise. He lubricates his hands with massage oil and finally gets down to his favorite part of the job. 

Starting with the feet, he slowly works his hands over the guy's tense body, moving on to the calves, firmly but gently massaging the visible muscles under the pale skin. Abruptly, he moves to his shoulders and back, making Regulus purr in satisfaction as James drives the tension out of his posture. 

Last but not least, he gets to his hips, the part of his body that needs the most attention. 

Of course, James had to sit in the saddle a couple of times when Regulus arranged romantic dates for them in the form of horseback riding. And take his word for it, even the gym didn't make his thighs shake as much as those three hours he spent in the saddle, mesmerized by the conversation with Regulus. So he has nothing but respect for his boyfriend's hips, knowing how much they can take. 

All the other parts of Regulus' body are slim, with a thin waist and thin arms, but not his hips. Many years of riding have developed his thighs and buttocks muscles to an incredible level, which looks incredibly hot on the guy and attracts the attention of others. 

And James's chest feels warm because he is the only one who has the opportunity to touch it all. At first, as an expert in his field, his hands confidently wrap around the shape of those hips, squeezing, meeting the resistance of tense muscles. 

James' fingers are placed parallel to the distinct bruises on Regulus' skin - traces of the strong straps that a rider uses to attach himself to the saddle. This design allows him to stay firmly in the saddle even at record speeds and incredible jumps over obstacles. 

If you ask James, at first seeing Regulus voluntarily leave such marks on himself bothered him. But over time, the man began to find pleasure in those moments when he treats the colorful bruises on his lover's thighs, gently covers them with salves and massage oil, and runs his fingers over the pattern. 

And at that time, Regulus relaxes enough, closes his eyes and purrs softly in response to all James's gentle touches on his tired body.

[fishisvibing]

I love how Harry's first thought about Sirius when he looked at his parents' wedding photo with Sirius in it was "he looked so goddamn handsome, i like his smile", then when he met Sirius he was like "not as handsome as before but maybe bc he's a convict, if he gets free and I can go and live with him, maybe MAYBE he will become charming again and HOLY SHIT I HAVE A HOT GODFATHER????" Harry is such a raging bisexual.

And when he entered snape's memory, he just passed on james like "oh there's my dad, looking like me", "there's lupin, he's uhmmm... presentable?" "Oh that's petigrew yuck". BUT WHEN HIS EYES LANDED ON SIRIUS "OH MY GAWD GODFATHER YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE THAT HOT, also his hair falls elegantly over his eyes sent me, woah so many girls looking at him IM LOOKING AT HIM TOO"

Harry saw Regulus' photo and immediately "meh he's okay, maybe it's the black gene thing but still, not as hot as my godfather"

Harry met Sirius when he used the ressurection stone is still one of my favorite. He looked at james and still "there's my dad, looking like me", "mom and her red hair is chef kiss", "lupin looks younger tho congrats", "OH MY GAWD GODFATHER YOU STILL LOOK HOT- I MEAN TOO HOT FOR A MAN IN 22s BUT GODDAMN YOU'RE LIKE A MICHELIN MEAL, ALSO THE WAY YOU WALK? PERIOD."

Yeah just Harry's raging bisexual thoughts and his Sirius-beauty-standard bar he uses to describe everyone. It's like- man looked at Sirius once and his mind kept thinking about how could a man be that gorgeous.

[acertifiedwitch]

A Jegulus Fanfiction Summary by me

Regulus: I hate the world, but especially James fucking Potter

James: I shouldn‘t talk to my best friends brother, they hate each other and I’d therefore betray Padfoot

*insert meeting here*

James: Nvm i shall pester him into dating me he’s so hot

Regulus: Why won’t he stop pestering me that fucking piece of shit

*insert meaningful gesture here*

Regulus: Fuck! **** ******* ******** ******* **** **** ****

*here is a lot of pining that puts the reader to the edge of desperation (just KISS ALREADY)*

James: I’m so in love with you

Regulus: you’re not actually as bad as I thought, I like you too

Both: let’s keep it a secret tho

Lily and Pandora: *get the memo from their friend immediately*

*insert long romantic secret relationship here*

Remus: Why would James tell me about it I don’t want to KNOW, now I have to hide it from Sirius, shit

*insert lots of arguments about telling or not telling Sirius*

Sirius: … the energy is off

James: I’m dating your brother

Sirius: *pikachu meme*

*insert Semi Black Brothers reconciliation here*

*now follows a period of time Regulus will spend at Grimmauld Place Number 12, however this time goes will probably determine the following process of Jegulus‘ Relationship which will either have a happy ending or end in a gutwrenching tragedy, that shatters the readers already non-existent good mental health into pieces*

Here comes a part of the story that depends on the author alone. Thank you for your time.

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts part 37

chapter 56:

1. 😦 they.. they put a mask on sirius? they put him in azkaban?? my boy!! no!

2. 😭😭 sirius having already killed three guards tho. i love him

3. “Bastards they may be, stupid they are not.”

4. “At least he gets the sound of his own voice, though, which is a huge improvement in his opinion.”

he’s so funny i love him. he’s a murderer! he fell in love with a servant! he loves the sound of his own voice! he’s demisexual! he volunteered for regulus twice! he likes wood carving! he called the random guard “stuart”! he convinced the head gamemaker to change the rules so he can keep his brother and best freind! he continues to obnoxiously sing when face to face with riddle!

no one is doing it like him, i fear

5. “"Sounds like you've had a shitty week," is what Sirius says, finally, when he can bring himself to speak.”” 😭😭 he’s so bold. my dear, you are chained in front of the most dangerous man in the world and you tell HIM that his life fucking sucks. my dear. the ABSOLUTE GALL you have

6. “"I need not lie, Sirius."

"Yeah, that's what liars say."”

my DEAR

7. “”Kneel down on the floor before me like a dog and beg."”

i prefer this out of context. but in context, it’s riddle being an absolute bitch to sirius. like excuse you.

8. “Sirius Black is many, many things, but a peasant before a king is never and will never be one.” A-FUCKING-MEN

9. 😮 did sirius just BITE OFF A CHUNK OF RIDDLES ARM??? praise be

10. marylily?? marylily??? MARYLILY??? going feral at any and all hints towards them

11. “"I like your legs," Lily says stupidly, because her brain and mouth have disconnected briefly, apparently.”

bbg i’m in love with you 😭😭

12. aww any mentions of petunia from lily break my heart

13. lily being so desperately in love with mary is my new drug

14. REMUS AND LILY FALLING RIGHT BACK INTO ROUTINE WITH BEING OBNOXIOUS TO EACH OTHER >>>>>>>>

15. “Lily gave him his [cigarette] first in six years days ago, and he'd coughed through the whole thing, then smoked five more back-to-back.”

16. “A stranger is just someone you haven't met yet. What do you call someone you knew better than yourself that you no longer recognize? A ghost?”

wtf wtf wtf that’s insane to write. lily and remus did NOT deserve this

17. “Lily has never known a Remus afraid of freedom, and Remus has never known a Lily afraid of love.”

18. “because they're still two bodies and one heart after all this time, if nothing else.”

that is beautiful and i’m forever grateful of the way the marauders fandom puts emphasis on the importance of friendships. like, this isn’t about a romantic couple. that is said about FRIENDS. friends got that description of their love for each other.

19. the fact that their friendship is so close, remus can REACH INTO LILY’S bra (to grab a cig) and she’s just upset cause his hands are cold.

20. crying actually, cause of all things to break me this chapter, it’s the fact that sirius and effie smoke together

21. oof i have a bad feeling about how dorlene is gonna end up

22. 😦😦 marlene gives the ring back. wtfffff damn that hurtsss

23. “”I am telling you this explicitly, right now, if you shoot your shot and fuck up in any way, I will let her pick a part of your body to take as a trophy, then remove it and give it to her. Still interested?"

"Even more so," Rodolphus says, wiggling his eyebrows. "She's got crazy friends, too. That's hot."”

me fr 😌 give me insane bitches (oh wait. maybe IM the crazy person)

24. 😳 practically fifteen seconds of flirting and he and barty decided to go fuck. that’s fucking insane. IS THIS HOW ALLOS ARE??? LIKE THEY CAN DO THAT??? (not all allos obviously, but some can do that??)

25. the way servants (slaves) are treated in the hallow make me angry beyond belief. like, seething white hot anger

26. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!! THEY FIXED JAMES’ EYESIGHT AND IM SO FUCKING PISSED

27. riddle tortured sirius and lemme jsut say, if someone told that to remus and regulus, the war would be over in a day flat

28. “The odds are not in Riddle's favor. If you ask James, he'll bet on his people every fucking time. It's not a game of chance, or luck, but a game of faith—and James has that in spades.” james’ loyalty is probably my favorite character trait of his

29. honorary authors note mention: “also lmaooo sirius literally in prison and still killing people 😭 he really said: you put me in prison, im gonna commit crimes, duh 🙄 he's everything to me”

30. honorary authors note mention pt 2: “rodolphus "i will hit every step on the crazy ladder if it kills me" lestrange living his truth and getting with the most insane, available people he meets every chance he gets””

[struttingstag]

truth, dare, spin bottles

Creator: shoopsthereitis  Self Prompt: Regulus throws James his perfect birthday party, including cheeky games from their teen years like spin the bottle and truth or dare. At the end of the night things take a turn and James gets more for his birthday than he could have anticipated Ship(s): Regulus Black/James Potter, Barty Crouch Jr/Evan Rosier, Regulus Black/James Potter/Barty Crouch Jr/Evan Rosier Rating: E Wordcount: 5370 Warnings: None

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Regulus Black/James Potter, Established Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Explicit Sexual Content, Foursome - M/M/M/M, Foursome, POV James Potter, Past Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr/Evan Rosier, Alcohol, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Fluff and Smut, Mostly Smut, but some fluffy sweet moments too, LOTS OF CONSENT, Power Bottom Regulus Black, Voyeurism, Voyeur Evan Rosier, Blow Jobs, Mutual Masturbation, Spit As Lube, But also there's regular lube too, Porn with Feelings, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, there's a little plot tho if you squint, Praise Kink

Summary: Looking back, James can so easily see the threads that led him to where he is now. “If I remember correctly, you really enjoyed me and Evan kissing, didn’t you James?” James’ cheeks go hot at the insinuation. “Oh, really Jamie boy? You liked that?” Barty asks, crawling towards him. Regulus nuzzles into him, pressing a soft kiss to his neck, “It’s okay James, I felt the same way watching you and Barty.” Evan’s still sitting on his chair, legs spread in confidence, “You know, I did clock your question about a threesome, James.” Barty is on the floor in front of them, leaning one arm on the couch looking up at Regulus. Whatever Barty conveyed, Regulus responded with a small shrug and a grin, Barty’s eyes then shifting over to James, “What about a foursome?” OR Regulus throws James his perfect birthday party, including cheeky games from their teen years like spin the bottle and truth or dare. At the end of the night things take a turn and James gets more for his birthday than he could have anticipated

Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/StruttingSlutFest2024/works/57822829

The Strutting Slut Fest is a prompt-based fest run by The Strutting Stag pairing James Potter with at least two characters.

[starrylayle]

Hello starry ✨

What are some worst fandom takes you have seen?

What kind of fic would you write to "shithead Regulus Black" fest?

Most importantantly, what is going on in the greyhart universe right now???

Hey bat!! Sorry for the late reply I’ve been so busy lately. I'm literally so embarrassed it’s been over a month never gonna ask for asks again byeeee

Anywaysssss, u always ask the me the most self indulgent asks tho so thank u so much 🫡🫡

Worst Fandom Takes I've Seen:

Damn this is difficult. there are so many shit takes floating around hmmmm let's start with the easy ones.

Twinkification of sirius black. ranted about this on my blog already so i'll keep it short. it sucks. also fun fact, i used to be a total marauders fanon fan until the butchering of sirius' character (+ the rise of jegulus). So really, it was just sirius’ character assassination that made question fanon marauders. Remus fanonization hasn’t bothered me till quite recently lol.

That sirius and Remus are soulmates. Like they’re literally my otp,, but they’re not perfect for each other I’m sorry. They’re probably better with other people (Dni remadora stans tho). Buuuut, that’s part of the reason I like them so much!! Because they’re so shit for each other. People who say their soulmates often sugarcoat their relationship and get mad when ‘actual’ wolfstar depict them as ‘toxic’

Regulus was forced into being a death eater by friends and family. Bffr that boy had a Voldemort mood board. His parents were probably more concerned for him lmaoo

‘James Potter is the sun’. Babes that man was an arsehole 💅🏼💅🏼. If he’s the sun then that’s because he thinks so highly of himself not because he’s a sunshine loll

‘All the marauder’s characters must be white becoz poc didn’t exist in the seventies and our saviour jkr said so’ bffr 🙄🙄

‘Remus would bully james and sirius’ or ‘Remus was the smartest’ or ‘Remus was a roadman/skinhead’ or ‘Remus had abs’ or….

‘Blah blah *extreme terf rhetoric* blah blah

What kind of fic I would write for the ‘shit head regulus black fest’

Hmm idk. Can’t imagine writing about reggie. Well if this is specifically about reg being a shithead than maybe I’d write about all the awful things he’d said about sirius before sirius ran away or smth.

Greyhart shenanigans

Oh they’re going great. No lube no protection and all that. Mysteriously tho, every one of lockhart’s book seems to feature a hot buff werewolf character. Fans are starting to ship them and thus the omegaverse in the hp universe was born 😇

[queerbatboy]

Jegulus drabble, maybe a minific?

Thinking about Biker James Potter... him and Sirius would be really into motorcycles and i can totally see them being besties who post abt their bikes like they're actual ppl.

ALSO besties Remus and Regulus who like to meet at the local cafe that Lily owns and gossip about books and people walking by when James parks outside to grab some coffees and pastries on the way to meet up with Sirius-

Remus and Reg are doing one of their favourite activities which is judging passerby's as potential dating options because Regulus is always whining about being lonely and hating seeing happy couples bc eww 🙄🙄[Remus is just as bad, only less vocal abt it.] When James walks in, Regulus is immediately VERY unsubtle about looking him up and down. Remus is now judging him bc "Mate you cant even see his face."

"Shut up. just the other day you got a glimpse of some guy at the club and have been waxing poetic about him since. i mean, honestly? all you saw was some black curly hair and a leather jacket dude."

"That's different! there was something about him i swear! and his dancing; oh the way he moved was fucking sinful you dont understand-"

"Yeah yeah i get it he looked like an angel who moved like a devil; you've told me a million times in the past 48 hours I swear. -Wait shut up shut up hes taking off the helmet look!"

"Oh? yeah i guess hes good looking, pretty face. not really my type though" Remus looks over to Regulus whose jaw is now hanging open while his eyes look as if they'll fall out of his skull if he strains them any further. "Reg, you're drooling."

"Am not."

"You so are. Go ask him for his number" Remus nudges Regulus, trying to get him to go over to the counter where James was.

"Fuck no. i'm not just going to go over there and talk to him! 'oh hi i've been staring at you since you came in because you're so hot i feel like i'm going to die if you don't look at me' i mean are you kidding?? Remus? rem- NO. nonononono don't you DARE! oh i'm going to fucking kill you."

Remus calls out and waves at James to come over, smiling at him. "Hey, my friend here was wondering what model your bike is, it looks sick."

Regulus is so fucked. Not only is the handsome stranger even hotter now that he's facing them, big brown doe eyes looking at Regulus with curiosity and, maybe, interest? shit. But the gorgeous stranger is looking at him, waiting for him to say something, and Regulus knows absolutely fucking nothing about motorcycles.

should i continue this? definitely not my best writing as its just me getting thoughts out of my head but oh boy does this AU have a chokehold on me. I'm also thinking artist reg for this au, because duh, ofc im projecting onto him. not sure what remus is doing with his life tho... open to suggestions.

Ps. btw in this AU sirius and regulus are still brothers, but they don't talk much and havent really seen eachother in a few years after a big argument about how sirius left him alone with their parents as a teenager etc.

[limetimo]

RAB fics i read (Nov 23)

The Devil's White Knight by orphan_account drarry dimension travel ft jegulus raising harry

After Everything, Always by Reggie4dayzz jegulus are stupid nad horny and slowburning

toys to be toyed with by aimlesscalamity regulus is not happy about taking a bet that he can break up the jily, but he does end up dating both of them, some angst, regulily. neato

More than Magic by Hometown_Nerd regulus comes out of the cave a squib, kidnaps harry, yay, we love to see it

Tous les Mêmes by TheFaeSys Sirius has a highly inaccurate case of DID, and his alter ego is fucking Regulus

I promised myself I'd learn to be the one who leaves by AlistairIsLost regulus and his besties all fuck off to the muggle world and start a band

the hairpin turn by quynhorlose  they're motorbike racers your honour and riddle fucks with sirius' motorbike and almost kills him. reporter James potter on the investigation! can he persuade regulus to testify against his boss?

Wormhole by melissamwrites i honestly dont recall teh plot but there's sirius raising regulus, incest, and "this is going to be short" followed by 21 chapters and 50k sooo

Unsorted by SwissCheesePlant *stares balnkly* i shouldn't have procrastinated on these summaries. it was good writing even tho i don't remeber how regulus came into play. I think he hunted down remus and made him adopt Harry???

Do I Wanna Know? by monet_ember barty and regulus are fucking to make evan and james jealous and date them

when i met you by vlavlavla regulus doesn't realise james is practically on his knees proposing, cute

then over the river you'll go by Thealmostrhetoricalquestion fae Regulus takes human james prisoner then lets him go

Meddling by OrangeColoredSky hermioe and theo are fucking around... and find out when they drag a regulus through the time to them

Did you think I had forgotten about you by theheartofthelion regulus obliviates his bf and fucks off to die. 4 years later Sirius is determined to play matchmaker for his brother and bestie

Dahlias for my Darling by swampthingking florist james, baker regulus

Regulus Black's Guide to Face Painting and Falling in Love by swampthingking reggie is face painting at a fair and falls in love with a hot dad

in the fires of our youth (oh, brother of mine) by quynhorlose james and sirius are in a band, remus works in a coffee shop and regulus in a planetarium, wolfstar jegulus

My Baby by reggie_loves_swimming regulus raises baby draco in wales (on Narcissa's orders), Bartylus

Flightless Bird, American Mouth by A_Grim_Ate_My_Starry_Cupcakes severus gets involved in regulus's scheme and somehow ends up as potters' cat?? i need an update desperately

I'll Do Right By Them While You're Gone. by WereAllGoingtoHell regulus raises harry

hope blooms in the darkest hours by vazaha_tya harry gets reincarnated in marauders era

Runaway Spare by WideEyesAtNight regulus runs away to alphard, jegulus slowburn

Little Star, Lionheart by ChenDaJin_02 deaged regulus

A Violent Kind of Spin by Cassiara james and regulus have a one night stand and now they're all going to fuck voldy up so bad!

keep his name out of your mouth by introvertedhufflepuff actors au, regulus smacks lockhart for shittalking james

lifeline by introvertedhufflepuff jegulus, sweet

blinding lights by introvertedhufflepuff fame au, narcissa arranges regulus a pr boyfriend (it's james) (it becomes real pretty quick)

I knew you were trouble by melissamwrites texting jegulus

L'homme auquel j'appartiens by melissamwrites blackcest

World's Greatest Uncle by Rollingwiththepunches regulus is the worlds greatest uncle to harry, much to Sirius' surprise (he's supposed to be dead!¨)

The good that we've done by diphylleigrayi regulus faked his death, offed horcruxes, and reaises harry

Learning to rest by messymoony james is regulus' gay awakening

To rest (is to love and to be loved) by messymoony regulus goes on a really bad date and james saves him

Midnight Sun by WorldWithoutYou (Katelyndotsonn) regulus opens a bookshop at pivet's drive

August by melissamwrites blackcest

So Willing To Submit by KrisKikstorky ♥♥♥♥♥ omega regulus is mated with aplha voldy adhaihdfao

speak in tongues ('til you listen) by PsychiatristGirl james/remus/sirisu/regulus are having a smut

when you love these broken bones, can you feel them mend? by cryystal_m00n regulus is a uni student and james walk into a wrong lesson with baby harry strapped to his chest, v cute!

i have little use for threats, only promises by apricity_and_soulshine past jegulily, dumbledore fucks with regulus' head to make him believe harry was dead too

when you go (leave your shadow behind) by ravena_wrote harry pulls reg out of the cave

A Baby by reggie_loves_swimming james finds regulus.... and their child :D

so tired of being afraid by teddyismycat hurt comfort jegulus

[wolfstarlibrarian]

Congratulations dear librarian!!❤️

On the topic of slumber parties, what would be your favorite snack to share on one? Is there a "weird snack" that you enjoy?

Personally, I really like to snack on milk powder mixed with chocolate milk powder 😭 it's good I swear!!

Is there a fic that has been on your mind lately? Or a quote or moment?

Thank you for all your work dear librarian!! 🫂

Thank you so much! For the support and joining the slumber party 🥹

So that actually used to be a beloved snack for me too? Grew up going to church and in this one area they had coffee and packets of hot cocoa. My friends and I would eat it dry 🫥.

Now though, my favorite “weird” snack would probably be smoked mussels with cream cheese on a cracker. Strong flavor but sweet, creamy and crunchy and chewy. So good.

For a fic that’s been on my mind? It’s gotta be this one. It’s doing an excellent job of spanning both the school years, the war years, and a happier ending for the marauders. Currently a wip but the last chapter is extremely satisfying, feeling like the end of a good story (tho I’ll take 20 more chapters).

Language Lessons by MsAlexWP @languagelessonswolfstar September 1982 The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first. Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives. Everything is going well for Sirius Black. Everything but love.

OR Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.

[pinievsev]

I'm going to start sobbing. I wore the whole fucking thing and I tried to save it as a draft but it didn't fucking save! Anyways! Here I go again!

!Remus lupin x reader here!

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Sirius black X GN!Reader

FAMILY!

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Warnings; slight mention of abuse, not proof read. Fluffy fluff!

Again before we start!

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You walked around the grounds of hogwarts, your jacket tightly wrapped around you, the snow falling on your beanie, changing it's crimson colour to an almost white. You had stayed at Hogwarts for Christmas, your parents had to visit some distant relatives and you couldn't go back and stay alone. The rest of your friend group has gone homs, except for Sirius. As you walked, you heard sniffling coming from behind a pillar.

As you approached the sound, you found it to be familiar, as you peaked through the pillar, you spotted Sirius, your best friend and long time crush since sitting year (you're now in your fifth) sitting there on the ankle deep snow, only wearing his uniform. His tie undone, loosely hanging around his neck as he shivered and sobbed, his face red from the cold. You quickly walked over, kneeling down beside him and slipping off your jacket, Handing it to him. He went to protest, but you beat him to it "Pads come on. You'll freeze to death out here, let's get you back to the common room" you helped him up, and led him inside.

You walked in silence through the basically empty halls of hogwarts, stopping by the kitchens to get him some hot chocolate on the way despite his protests. You handed him the mug, getting one for yourself just so he would accept. You'd never seen him this way, the lover boy of the school, wrapped up in your jacket sniffling.

As you neared the gryffindor tower, you spoke "You wanna talk about it?" He shook his head "Just, just my family again is all.." you noticed his voice breaking at the word family but you didn't push. That's what he liked about you. The way you understood him. The way you never pushed anyone and the way you always respected everyone's boundaries all while still trying to help them, even when you didn't know what the problem was. Finally, you entered the common room, which to no surprise was empty, ignoring the fat ladies calls and questions as to why "Mr. Black looked like a mess" according to her.

You took off your beanie and shoes, sitting down on the couch, Sirius following. You sat there for a moment, sipping on your drinks, you watched as he zoned out, the red colour of his face slowly disappearing "You know what.... Maybe I should talk about it" you nodded "Only if you want to pads. I'm listening tho" he turned his body to look at you "I... I got a howler again." He took a deep breath "I've- I got disowned" your eyes widened, as you placed your mug down, his eyes were glistening from the dim lighting of the room still, the way he looked at you, waiting for a reply of sorts broke your heart.

"Sirius I... I'm sorry" he went to speak, but you cut him off "I'm sorry. You don't, you don't deserve this pads. None of it, the way they treat you. Everything you've told us it's just-" you couldn't find the right word to describe how disgusting the way the blacks treated him was. "I just, I hope you know that, no matter what. You'll always have a family. The Potters, the lupins even! All of us, me, James, Remus, Peter, lily. I could go on..." You turned to look at him fully, only now realising how close you were. Both your breaths hitched, you, without thinking, reached over and wiped his tears, keeping your hand there for a few seconds.

"Thank you..." He finally said, hugging you. He felt safe with you. Someone who understood him. He felt like he could let his guard down, show vulnerability. And so he did, the second you hugged him back, he broke down clinging to you. You calmed the boy down. pulling away to look at him "you alright pads?" He didn't answer, debating whether or not he should do it. "Sirius?" Nothing. Just as you opened your mouth to speak again he leaned over kissing you. You returned the favour kissing him back. "You're too good" you shook your head "No, I'm not. No one can be too good" you kissed the side of his lips once more pulling him to you "Feeling any better?" He nodded into your chest, you heard him yawn and layed back. 'what the hell just happened..?' was the last thing you both thought about as you drifted off to sleep hugged by your unnecessarily oversized jacket

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Finally, It's not half as good as the other one I had made but like I said. I lost it for some reason! See you next time<3!

[kiarakarma]

Random Headcanons for Drarry (which I'm going to include into my fanfiction)

Harry Potter

growing up at the Dursleys - disgusting muggles;

Abuse/Neglect/and all those good things...

at the age of 6, teleports in front of WolfStar; gets adopted, receiving a new name - Hades Perseus Black (the irony of him being called after Medusa's beheader) and being sorted in Slytherin, cuz he belooooong;

also he the Slytherin Princess cuz I say so

Draco Malfoy

Harry's boy- I mean best friend;

crushing on him since they met (god so cheesy) - his father will definitely hear about this;

smart boi who likes books and potions;

Slytherin's Prince

Fred & George Weasley

cuz we love the twins;

are also in Slytherin;

cunning & ambitious pranksters;

worthy Weasleys;

secretive and always together... very sus...

Hermione Granger

also goes to Slytherin;

Family Secrets are revealed;

very devious and Pansy Parkinson is there as well soooo you already know where I'm getting at

One of the Mother Hens of the group

Pansy Parkinson

knows all the gossip in the wizarding world

most likely knows your secrets too

Hermione's best friend and possible girlfriend

Fashionista and the other Mother Hen of the group

Theo Nott & Blaise Zabini

being the gay couple they are and we support;

don't call Theo 'Theodore' if you don't wanna wake up with nasty hexes;

Blaise is the cool and laid-back one compared to his partner

Cedric Diggory

lives cuz he deserves to and is the same age as the twins;

surprisingly gets resorted into Slytherin;

likes Luna a lot

the Twins' Best Friend and secret partner in crime

Luna Lovegood

we love and so does Cedric; shhh don't tell anyone, but Luna probs knows about it already...;

same age as Harry and the rest

her destiny leads her to be part of Slytherin~

Sirius & Remus Black

also known as Siri & Remy (or Moony);

best parents award;

teaching together and supporting Slytherin against Gryffindor;

everybody knew that they should have been in Slytherin but nobody could prove it

Severus Snape

called Sevy or Sev behind his back;

Regulus is his Soulmate - forget Lily;

being done with everyone, but has a soft heart for his snakes and supports Drarry;

WolfStar's Bestie~

Regulus Black

Reggie!!

lives and loves Severus Snape;

enough said..................

teaches History of Magic at Hogwarts;

enjoys playing pranks with Sirius, and the Weasley Twins

Lucius & Narcissa Malfoy

lovingly called Luc (Lucy - by Siri, Remy, Sevy & Reggie) & Cissa;

awesome parents

fighting the Potters

Voldy Moldy, I mean 'Tom' Marvolo Riddle

NOT the bad guy here (duh)

doesn't look like a snake hybrid whatever that was;

resembles his younger hot self;

don't call him Tom or Tommy - he will try to skin you alive and then torture you;

may have a thing for Bellatrix

Bellatrix Black (hopefully a Riddle soon)

the best Aunt even if she is a bit crazy.....

okay maybe a lot of crazy...

she's still crushing on Marvolo, which ain't a secret

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

head chicken of the flaming chickens

Chief Asshole of Wizengamot

Master fucking Manipulator

Daisy Potter

Harry's younger twinsister

supposed "Girl Who Lived"

nicknamed Lazy Daisy & Crazy Daisy

a fucking bitch, who has a crush on the very Slytherin and very gay Draco Malfoy

Lily & James Potter

the worst parents

suck badly and so do the rest of the Weasleys (of course with the exception of the twins, Charlie & Bill - tho the latter two don't really appear in my fanfic)

Molly & Arthur Weasley

can't tell their twins apart and disregard them

simply bad parents

it's all about the money

Percy Weasley

turns into an asshole after Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint got together;

actually fought Marcus, but sucks for him cuz Marcus became even more handsome

Ron Weasley

the worst friend one could have

likes fame and money

very jealous

major bully

Ginny Weasley

too obsessed with gay Harry, who rejects anything and everything the girl gives him

screeching voice

ridiculous personality

[fic-recs-4myself]

What is your favourite Drarry fic and favourite Wolfstar fic?

First of hi!! I think you are my first ask ever, this blog is purely my fanfic reblogs repository so it's nice to see someone else here.

I wouldn't say I have one only favorite of this but I can give you a top five

WOLFSTAR TOP 5

A. All the young dudes by MsKingBean89

This one's mandatory but I have to admit I never finished it. I'm too scared to read the ending even if I already know what happens.

But I just love how their characters are portrayed especially Remus!

B. Text Talk by Merlywhirls

This one's also a classic but, It's so cute, so sad, so adorable and unique. Truly something to read over and over again.

C. (The entirety of )Discard Verse by picascribit

Im pasting the series summary here because I can't describe it better and everyone should give it a chance. Beware of the warnings tho!

Non-magic Wolfstar AU romance set in contemporary Seattle. Sirius is a mixed race White/Japanese trans man, and an assistant librarian at the Seattle Public Library. Remus is Latino and an HIV+ homeless college student and sex worker. There are some angsty bits, but overall it's not a downer.

My sweet Remus is the strongest person alive in every fic I love him so much.

D. Pray the gay away by orphan account

Remus' parents send him to a Christian camp designed to help him control his “Same Sex Attraction”. Once there, Remus finds himself rooming with the devilishly handsome bad-boy, Sirius Black. Will he give in to temptation? Could the attraction he feels for Sirius be more than physical? Non-Magical 1970s AU

Amazing work it's as beautiful as it's sad. Again beware warnings.

E. Don't fuck this up lupin by blibberinghumdiggory

Short cute soulmates au fic

DRARRY TOP 5

A. F*ck! by shushu_yaoi_lj

Cute and hot an so much fun to read

B. The importance of being Draco Malfoy by poppyhills

The amnesia fic you didn't know you needed but I can assure you you do. It's so much fun and such an unique view of Draco's mind.

C. Dear cousin, love Regulus by LLAPI115 and XxTheDarkLordxX

Quite honestly the drarry takes a backseat to all the character work Draco does but still beautiful and necessary read

D. Chaos is my second home by

This is the third work of the series and you should probably read the other ones to understand but basically it's our boys with a whole less trauma sort of. Since Vernon and Lucius died when their kids are babes their upbringing is really different and their relationship later has a whole other first steps and I loved all the thought put into their characters.

E. Silk Sheets

Purely porn without (much) plot but I believe it deserves a special mention because of all the times I have read it.

Welp! That's it, honestly I just checked my AO3 bookmarks to make this list but it was really nice to remember all these lovely fics sorry I didn't tag them but you can find them by name or author on AO3. I have a bunch more of fics left especially drarry so let me know if you want me to post another list!

[cressthebest]

Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt. 9

chapter 25:

1. my marlene and remus freindship needs are being satisfied. they have theif nicknames for themselves 😭😭

2. wolfstar and dorlene trying to sit in their partners’ laps is so funny to me. (and regulus is 100% being possessive over having james in the car with him)

3. james REALLY likes reg’s hands 😳

4. james thinking barty is a sociopath was funny until he provided evidence as to why. then it was not funny. then i think barty may be a sociopath

5. james forgetting how periods work, while trying to be helpful to lily is so funny

6. holy shit wait barty is a sociopath. holy shit. wait. sirius has a gun filled with blanks, and when asking if it was really filled with blanks, he aims it at barty to test out and barty just MANIACALLY GRINS.

7. not marlene asking if reg’s dick is huge 😭😭 ma’am, now is not the time.

8. dorcas is smart, dorcas is hot, dorcas is so damn fucking cool, dorcas is queen. send tweet

9. remus and marlene being so incredibly efficient at their job, and james being mesmerized <3

10. oh shit, wait, sirius has real bullets in his gun. this feels like it’s gonna be significant later

11. JAMES IS SENT IN TO HELP SIRIUS. THE MARAUDER CRIMES/PRANKS ARE BACK AT IT!!! JAMES AND SIRIUS ARE A TEAM AGAIN. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

12. they completed the fake heist is 48 minutes, twelve seconds, earning 88.5 million A PERSON. holy fucking shit

13. JAMES AND REGGIE KISSING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

chapter 26:

1. starting the chapter off with smut again, i see 😳😳😳

2. goddamn, reg is going at it

3. oh nooooo i see. reg is worried about james going in during the heist. my babies

4. wolfstar and jegulus were both going at it, but reg just HAS to interrupt i guess

5. GODDAMN black brothers fighting. this is going to cause more irreparable damage to their relationship

6. remus and james not knowing how siblings are supposed to interact 😭😭😭

7. reg knowing that sirius would be in rem’s room 😭😭😭

8. sirius naps on remus’ lap after big conversations- wait that’s so cute

9. reg and james are dancing in the kitchen with each other i’m gonna cry anhdksjdkajsksk that’s so cute

10. they’re all dancing together and are so happy. this is gonna change so fast, i know. something is gonna fuck up their happiness and i’m not prepared for it.

chapter 27:

1. james is coming to wake sirius up and is scared to open the door and see naked remus or sirius. i’m sobbing, thsi is so funny

2. “Regulus was very sensitive when it came to James. If sensitive was the right word. Maybe volatile; volatile seemed more fitting.” what a goddamn mood

3. OH NY GOD SIRIUS MIGHT SEE PANDORA OH SHIT

4. okay, it’s fine. i have a bad feeling about it tho. really bad feeling

5. reg calling this the last supper is extremely haunting. i know y’all are all readjng this and laughing at me. i know i’m in for horrors. but i’m still so scared and haunted by the thought that this is the last supper

6. reg and james are gonna do a wine tasting tour in italy. i’m crying

7. jegulus is holding hands at their last supper, and i can tell this isn’t gonna end well

8. OH they’re dancing together. they’re so soft for each other. and pointing at the stars and they’re in love

9. regulus’ hands are shaking from telling james he loves him. they’re in love, they love each other, and this isn’t gonna end well