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idk abt y'all but james potter would look so fucking hot pregnant

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thinks abyout men in women's lingerie and runs fast as fuck face first into a brick wall

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influencer james (sports account) who only ever posts pictures of sirius and deers and snitches (and thirst traps sometimes) and posts the sappiest most sentimental paragraphs for sirius' birthday and says insanely romantic coded things about him and also looks at him a Certain way and after he and sirius eventually start dating and he announces it online the comments are all like 'i thought they'd been dating the whole time?' 'is this supposed to be news lmao' 'sirius is sitting on his lap in almost every other video is this a joke?' 'you were literally feeding him by hand last week bsfr' 'i was expecting a proposal atp isn't this coming a bit late??'

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im totally imagining him in an ill-fitting, nauseatingly pink dress and the puffiest goddamn sleeves and it's still somehow short on him despite the numerous adjustment charms so his hairy fucking legs are showing + daintiest fucking crown on his fuckass hair

marauders making Remus dress as a Disney princess and parading around in their animagus forms during Halloween/some spring festivity

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do you want to have sex with me i promise it will be totally weird and unsatisfying maybe we can make it a whole thing

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sirius (blue) the marauders (grey)

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I have the hc that Remus had mostly female friends (apart from the Marauders), I feel that he was really close with Lily and other Gryffindor girls, It wasn't that his intention was to hang out with just women, but it just happened, he spoke to them kindly and little by little he established a friendship with them, He definitely hated being teased by people saying things like he wanted to date or sleep with them, because he really sees them as his friends and not as anything else ⋆˙⟡

(One of the things he hated most about Sirius was the way he talked abt the Gryffindor girls when they were younger, he knew Sirius was immature but still Remus managed to shut him up or respond to him when he said something rude about a girl and from there Sirius understood and kept his mouth shut)

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Moonwater moodboard

your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones turn into something beautiful -Yellow, Coldplay

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"can't let gang know i fw moonwater" i can. i have been. for years. is this Renaissance finally happening?

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smash. next question

wolfbucks but it's the beastars guys

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this. because y'all cannot look me in the eye and say that a house as vain and protective of their legacy as the blacks physically abuses their kids until they're close to death (which i've seen depicted multiple times). especially the heirs when they're literally going extinct. they're definitely toxic for sure--and they have a lot of batshit insane shit going on in that family but yeah, i personally cannot see them being as worse as how they're usually portrayed.

imo it's infinitely more interesting to see orion and walburga be written to be NOT total monsters. i feel like they've been reduced to be these one-dimensional beings and it's so boring LMAO

i’ve had a thought i need to share.

Walburga and Orion weren’t abusive, they definitely weren’t the best parents by ANY means they were neglectful and often Sirius and Regulus had to fend for themselves.

However, (walburga specifically) wasn’t particularly COLD to her children either. Strict on their behavior sure, but never abusive. (Orion would slightly hex them for misbehaving which definitely not good but not as bad as some characterizations)

But they were still bad people. Avid plood purists and voldemort followers, constantly teaching their children the same.

That’s why it took Sirius so long to leave (besides regulus ofc). He had to leave because he realized how wrong it was and if he didn’t he would be forced into voldemorts circle. (Sirius learned how wrong his parents were at hogwarts from his friends)

In fact, that’s why Regulus hated Sirius so much. He was so confused why sirius would leave when their parents were perfectly fine?? sure they weren’t around much and worshiped a man who wanted all non-pure bloods dead and- oh. That’s why… (it took regulus longer to realize as most of his friends were either pure blooded or never spoke about it)

…that’s it thank you 😇

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Regulus who loves masturbating with Remus inside him

He'd put his soft cock inside and feel it grow harder as he tightens around while selfishly pursuing his own climax, the only movements against it being accidental

Remus holding him by the hips, almost clawing at his sides in an effort to stay still, growing needier by the second, but he knows he's only allowed to move after Regulus cums.

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it would be so incredibly funny to see sirius wingman/play cupid I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE BUT THE THOUGHT OF IT

I am working on a moonwater fic with supportive Sirius too. Sirius partially lives with Regulus and Remus has doubts about dating him because he’s Sirius’ brother - which Sirius thinks is INCREDIBLY stupid because who’s going to know how to take care of his brother like Remus would? (And vice versa!) 🤭

GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME!!!!! GOD this sounds so silly and fluffy and we need that. All of us. SO GIVE ME THE FLUFF

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Regulus gives Remus the best lazy blowjobs while he's busy reading, borderline cock warming from how long he spends unmoving

slowly traces every inch, fixating on the more sensitive until Remus starts getting agitated and then stops again, and repeats until he himself grows desperate to taste him.