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Remus was a dinasour kid, Regulus was a train kid. They are both autistic.

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with their weens out

“Platonic moonwater” this “platonic prongsfoot” that

They’re kissing as we speak wdym

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OH THEY ARE SO ADORABLE

if you're taking requests i would literally give you my firstborn for moonwater in your style<3<333

(accidentally sent this on anon before sorry bout that)

I guess I am a mother now 🗿

Here we gooooo

I just couldn’t help but imagine them doing those cutsie romantic picnics while reading and all 😔🙏 Even when the books are disappointing MY POOKIES

Also I don’t know who you think planned the date? I feel like it could be either?

THEY DESERVE THE WORLD!!!!

I also feel like I am should start to do a master list or something of such, but I don’t know how

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SHY, BASHFUL REGULUS MY LOVES

friendly black brothers having a sleepover, both kind of tipsy and laughing at irrelevant, almost incomprehensible, things the other say until Sirius shares that Moony may have a crush, possibly on Regulus

Regulus looks up like a deer on headlights, face slowly reddening, "do you really think so?" in the shyest voice Sirius has ever heard from him

it doesn't take long for moonwater to start dating after that

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save me romantic moonwater save me

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Remus has to force himself into Regulus because he's too big, Regulus is always teary eyed and begging because the stretch feels so good "please, moon, I can take it"

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Moonwater Micro Fic, NSFW, 502 Word Count

This one is probably the kinkiest micro I've posted on Tumblr...

Don’t ask why they decided the green house was the best place for this. 

Maybe it has something to do with the increasing suspicion from both of their friend groups, or the length with which the other prefects go to catch couples snogging.

Regardless, neither of them really think about it as they stumble through the doors and Regulus gets deposited on a random workbench, his tie loosened and Remus’ mouth overtaking him like a man starved. 

Regulus’ hands immediately make their way under the sweater Remus is buried under, fingers searching, scratching, and applying pressure as he sees fit. 

As Regulus continues his ministrations, his hand wanders lower “You want me to touch you, Remus?” his hand slips into the front of the other’s trousers, “Is that why you muttered that filth in my ear in the middle of the corridor?”

“Reg,” Remus mumbles, burying his face into his neck, moving his hands to settle on his hips “please…” 

“You should’ve stopped to think before saying those nasty things, my love,” he runs his fingers through the patch of hair at his base. “What would you do if I just left you like this, hard and leaking in your briefs, hmm?”

“No, no, please– Reg please,” he gasps, Regulus’ pointer finger traveling down the underside of his cock. 

Regulus hums, “I’ll punish you later, then.” He wraps his fist around Remus, “I have some especially pretty things tucked away for you. I can see it now; you spread out below me, delicate lace covering your flushed chest...”

He starts moving slowly, his grip loose. A frustrated groan leaves Remus and Regulus tsks, “You don’t get to complain right now, love. This is your fault.” 

He speeds up his strokes incrementally, rubbing his palm over Remus’ head on every upstroke. His body spasms and he pants into Regulus’ neck as he gets closer, soft ah’s and oh’s escaping his mouth.

After a couple more seconds Regulus uses his unoccupied hand to grab Remus’ jaw, bringing his eyes up to meet his own, “tell me how much you need it, pet.”

His pace picks up quickly, Remus crying out and collapsing forward against the workbench. 

“Please, please Reg— Regulus..” he gasps, “I need it, I need to cum, please.” 

“And what have you learned?” He speeds up a little more, pressing his forehead against Remus’, "what are you not going to do in the future, pet?” 

“To n-not,” he fights the urge to thrust into Regulus’ grip, “don’t say dirty things to you in the c-corridor, or try to distract y-you.” 

“You can cum whenever you need, my love.” He releases the grasp on Remus’ chin.

All it takes is a couple more strokes and Remus finishes over Regulus’ closed fist and his own briefs, gasping for air as he grips onto the edge of the table.

“Merlin…” he huffs, still panting as he looks up to Regulus, “t-the lace… you really meant that?” 

Regulus smirks, kissing him softly “Every word, Remus.” 

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James getting tag teamed by moonwater

Remus with strong thighs around his hips and the prettiest view of Jamie being suffocated by Regulus' sitting on his face

James can't string a sentence together, he's all moaning and begging, pulling evn closer anyone he can touch

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hes so pathetic it's HOT

Remus sitting in the flood, leaning into Regulus' legs so he can play with his hair

Cheek pressed against thigh like so many times before for completely different reasons, soft fabric getting damp with tears "Don't listen to her, Reg, I swear I can be better" rough grip on pale ankles, begging with every touch "I'll become anything you need, please mold me into something you can keep"

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dilf remus, that's all.

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moonwater

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happy valentines day to the most insufferable couple ever and all you hoes who ship them!!!! (i am two days late but fuck it LMAOOOOO)

base is from @maejiun_sht on ❌

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oh he wants to be pupped so BAD

Regulus begging "inside, baby, please" as he locks his legs behind Remus so he can't pull out

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when i post sth moonwater please know that it's always romantic (it's tagged as such) unless i specifically say it's platonic. please don't reblog my posts with other ships and turn it into platonic moonwater. pmo < 3

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I want moonwater to switch bodies for a day just to see what happens.

Not even in a horny way (though that would be super fucking awesome) but it's just so funny to imagine Regulus threatening some randos as Remus and Remus being his usual, chill guy™ self as Regulus and they 100% do NOT know or try to even act like the other so the random personality change is just chaotic and confusing for everyone LMAO

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Remus ties a bow on his boyfriend's upper thigh, wishes a "happy valentine's" and buries his face in Regulus' cunt until moans turn into sobs and there's cum mixed with saliva running down his chin

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the dick being 10/10 is the nail in the coffin

i understand Regulus because i'd change my evil beliefs too if I saw Remus Lupin's pretty golden curls in the sunlight and then he looked back with a smile and HONEY EYES??

TAKE MY ARM OFF AND SIGN ME UP WITH ALBUS YESTERDAY