#regulus and James

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: i've only said i love you to three people. my brother, Pandora, and James when he got hit by a bladger and was dying from the head injury . I only regret one of those.

Remus: which one?

Regulus: James. he recovered like 2 days later so I just looked like an idiot

James: we're married

Regulus: still.

[not-rab]

“if u won’t end things then i will” but it’s regulus getting the dark mark

[ricochetyears]

vodka cranberry by conan gray except i can’t stop seeing wolfstar and jegulus in everything. speak up, i know you hate me, looked at your picture and cried like a baby, you say we're fine, but your brown eyes are green this time, so you've been crying but it’s sirius to remus post-prank / regulus to james after getting a mark / post-break up / during war etc. i’m sick

[sable-520]

Reg in the beginning of otb be like

[lulublack90]

Prompt 11 - Treat

@jegulus-microfic July 11, Word count 256

Previous part First part

The Marauders and their Slytherin counterparts were very careful to put shielding charms around them when they left the safety of their dormitories the next morning. By the end of breakfast, the gobstones had begun to wake up, and shrieks of horror echoed around the castle. James had enjoyed watching so many of his classmates come a cropper on more than one of the oversized gobstones. It was a particular treat when Snape walked into three in a row. He was dripping with the foul-smelling liquid. 

“Good, at least now you’ll wash that manky hair of yours!” Sirius shouted down the corridor at him. Snape was so drenched that his wand slipped from his hand when he tried to curse Sirius. Sirius just skipped past him, setting off more of the gobstones as he went. 

By lunchtime, all classes had been cancelled, and most students had cast shield charms around themselves to protect themselves against the invisible gobstones.  

They all took to the grounds, using the free time to lounge about around the lake again in their favourite spot and recounting their favourite victims of their prank. Sirius told Snape’s encounter a few times. It was a lovely afternoon until a furious-looking professor McGonagall turned up. 

She stood, towering over them, hands on her hips and her brow raised. 

“I knew the mixing of your little groups was going to be trouble,” she beckoned them, and together the nine of them got up and followed her back inside. Well, the sun was nice while it lasted. 

[stareggie]

sirius: everyone lies.

james: not me. i never lie.

sirius: oh yeah? did you fuck my brother?

james: none of your business and that’s the truth.

[ecstarry]

@into-the-jeggyverse // out // 245 words (old prompt but it worked)

“I just feel so fucking clingy.” James said, collapsing on the bed. 

“So?” Regulus replied. He tugged at James’ shirt, but the brown-eyed man resisted Regulus' gesture. 

“This is the part where you reassure me and tell me that I'm not clingy.” James pouted.

“But you are.” Regulus laughed. 

He pulled James harder this time. James rendered under his touch but refused to look at him. 

“Really?” His mouth downturned in an instant. 

“That’s not a bad thing, love.” Regulus’ hand reached for James’ chin, brushing his thumb carefully across his jaw. “I like you like that.”

“Clingy?” James’ eyes remained closely pressed together. 

“Yes.” Regulus promised. “I missed you this week.”  

James opened his eyes and pressed himself closer to Regulus, as if there was a magic comfort that only his boyfriend’s chest could provide. 

“So you don’t get annoyed?” 

“No, James.” Regulus said, running his fingers through James’ hair. 

“Not ever?” 

“Baby.” Regulus said, even softer this time, letting the love that only James was privy to linger on his tone. 

“Not even right now?”

“Let me repeat it.” Regulus took the back of James’ hand and pressed a gentle kiss. “Not-” he continued kissing James’ hand until he reached the tip of his index finger “- ever.” 

James moaned as Regulus’ tongue touched his finger, swirling around it. Regulus always knew how to get James out of his own head. 

“Can you keep repeating that?” James pleaded. 

“As much as you want, love.”

[rhetorical-conscience]

James: So, what are you in the mood for today?

Regulus: World domination.

James: Love, we've been over th-

Regulus, interrupting: You're my world.

James: Awww, Reg!!!

Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James: OH.

[my-castles-crumbling]

baby - Jegulus Microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 355

"Regulus doesn't get embarrassed," Sirius argues, rolling his eyes as he sips his drink. "It's infuriating. As his sibling, it's my job to embarrass him, but he just gets all...huffy and disappointed."

"Well, you are rather disappointing, acting like an idiot," Regulus drawls from his spot on the other side of the loose circle of friends, sending Sirius a smirk.

"But it's inhuman! I mean, I've tried everything! Embarrassing childhood stories, yelling at you in front of a crowd, sex jokes, everything!" Sirius whines, leaning into Remus's side dramatically.

"It's true," Barty nods emphatically. "I don't think I've ever once seen him blush. Even that time I gave him a lap dance during breakfast! It's like he's made of stone or something." He grins for a moment, "Or maybe he liked it."

"I certainly didn't like that," Regulus snorts. "I just didn't care. You were the one being obnoxious, not me. I'm not going to be embarrassed by your antics, that's your job."

But James decides he needs to set the record straight. Because Regulus certainly does blush. "I'm sorry, but Regulus blushes all the time!" he says loudly, grinning at bit as everyone looks at him.

"James," Regulus hisses, immediately frowning, looking like he wants to kill him. "No, I do not."

Sirius, however, is grinning from ear to ear. "Oh? What gets Ickle Reggie to blush, then?"

And, spurred on by the challenge, James crawls slowly over to Regulus, who is giving him a death glare, and leans to whisper in his ear, making sure to speak so quietly nobody can hear him.

"Hi, baby," he murmurs lowly, allowing his breath to tickle Regulus's skin. "You look gorgeous today."

The effect of the pet name is instantaneous. Immediately, Regulus turns bright red and lets out a little noise, stammering as he looks down to the floor. James laughs as he pulls back, grinning triumphantly, and Sirius yells out, "What did you say to him?"

But he'll never tell. "Nothing," James grins, already heading back to where he was sitting, enjoying the fact that he's the only one that can make Regulus Black blush.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped Remus: Where are you? Regulus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Remus: I’ll call James. James, answering his cell: Y’ello? Remus: Where’s Regulus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. James: Reggie? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me- James: James: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* James: I AM JUST WEARING CONTACTS INSTEAD OF GLASSES! Regulus : WHO ARE YOU?!

[not-rab]

Sirius: Why is James asleep on your shoulder?

Regulus: Shut up! This is sweet!

Sirius: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.

Regulus: I changed my mind.

[ttroubledwaters]

starchaser at some point probably:

james: one compliment! say one nice thing about me! regulus: you... regulus: are a person?

[sable-520]

Regulus: James, do you want to explain this text you sent me last night?

James: I…drunk texted you?!

Regulus: *holds out phone*

James *reading the screen*: "heyyyyy babyyy 😘 how u doinnn?? Are you interested in becoming my sugar baby? I don’t want any nudes tho. Just chat with me everyday and I’ll pay u 😎😝🤑"

Regulus: Well?

James *pales*: Reg…I, I can explain!

Regulus: Please do. What do you mean you don't want my nudes?!

[lulublack90]

Prompt 10 - Funny

@jegulus-microfic July 10, Word count 346

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Regulus had been placing his gobstones and keeping an eye on the map at the same time. So, that was how he saw Filch approaching James on the fifth floor. He checked on the others and, seeing that they were in no danger of being caught, ran. 

He dropped his last few gobstones as he went, checking the map every few seconds. James had gone into one of the classrooms, but Filch wasn’t far away. 

He got to the door and opened it. “James?” He hissed to the empty room. James was standing right in front of him, according to the map. James pulled the cloak down off his head. It would be funny, James’s disembodied head floating there, if it hadn’t been quite so urgent that they hide. 

“Reg, quick, Filch!” 

“I know that’s why I came, he’s right— Oh, Salazar’s balls!” Regulus threw the map towards James and transformed into Midnight just as the door handle turned. 

“I swear I heard voices coming from in here, my sweet,” Filch said to his cat, Mrs Norris. The door opened, and Midnight meowed from his spot on the floor. “How did you get in here?” Filch wheezed. Midnight chirped and walked out of the door, rubbing himself up against Filch’s trousers, much to the annoyance of Mrs Norris, who watched him closely with her lamp-like eyes. He trotted off down the corridor and hid in the shadows behind a suit of armour, watching Filch search around a bit more before he finally left. That had been close. 

He went back to collect James and checked the map again. Barty, Evan, Dorcas and Pandora were either in or almost in the Slytherin Dormitories. His brother and Remus were in the Gryffindor common room, and Peter was in the bathroom. 

“Sirius made sure one of his was primed as payback for earlier,” James whispered, and Regulus had to suck his lips into his mouth and bite down to stop himself from bursting into laughter. He couldn’t wait until the morning to see how well their planning had gone. 

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[stareggie]

james: when he hates everything and everyone but you 🥰🥰

barty: he hates you too

james: you will not trick me into crying again