#red hood!jason todd

[msfcatlover]

Someone: “Are you aware your clothes are inside out?”

Jason ‘Very Autistic’ Todd: “I wasn’t aware it was any of your business.”

[angelgemy]

"Do I look like him?"

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[flyrobinflyy]

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

[se-qo]

alfred gave them the sheets

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Collection of “I’m Robin and being Robin gives me magic!”

Part 1 | Part 2? of Ghost Jason Series

[starspilli]

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

[abisalli]

All our times have come, here but now they're gone

[boombaux]

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[msfcatlover]

Funny Time Travel thought:

Jason Todd, currently crashing at Drake Manor in order to keep an eye on his idiot younger brother who apparently goes around adopting random street kids (God, they really are all just like Bruce, aren’t they?) searching Jack Drake’s bedside table for the gun Jason’s sure Tim mentioned at some point in the future, because Jason’s not going to risk losing anyone he cares about just because Jason didn’t have all possible tools/options to hand: 

Tim Drake, walking out of his mother’s closet after finding her Owl mask, confirming what Tim had always hoped was just Bruce’s paranoia rubbing off on Tim, trying not to think about how Janet Drake was part of the group that schemed to strip Dick’s humanity away from Dick, or to think about Dick begging for death even with a blade to Tim’s throat, or the look on Jason’s face after he pulled the trigger:

[jazzz-posts]

I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

[sunaddicted]

I love the idea of all the batkids kinda being weird with Bruce's money - Dick doesn't want it; Tim has his own money; Damian was born in luxury and doesn't really comprehend Bruce showing affection with money. And then there's Jason texting Bruce something like "put a couple of hundreds on my bank account" or just forwarding Bruce his bills because goddamn, that boy has pride but he's not stupid: if the old man wants to pay, let him fucking pay.

[this-canadian-girl]

I genuinely love how in batfam fanfics….

Dick is like: little D (Damian), Timmy Tim, little wing (Jason) I’m on my way my baby bros!!!

And then in canon….

Dick: *perpetually perturbed by his codependent siblings but knows he’ll never not answer cause who else is gonna pull their dumbassses out the gutter*

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???