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when y’all go to the obgyn to get your annual
do you take your socks off too, or no?
#i leave them on#for modesty of course#personal#also i dropped the paper gown on the floor in front of the nurse#and she goes oh i’ll get you a new one#and i said on no it’s fine!#and she says ‘well i don’t know how well they clean these rooms’ and handed me a new gown#lmaooooo#realest one ever
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fun facts about ybee? anything at all i need to know more about your cubito
she is!!!! a clothing thief. the SECOND she gets a chance, she steals from her friends and partners. half her closet is NOT her own, and she is absolutely gleeful about it
shes also been engaged twice, but never married!!!!
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youre interrupting them
#just a silly little animation practice#that ultrakill map call inspired me to try my hand at animating those robots. nightmare.#so much respect for anyone who does yall are the realest ones#ignore the fact that they have no wings i didnt wanna draw em#also the weird background. i wanted to try animating. camera movements. i dont think it worked. what ever#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#v1#ultrakill fanart#various meanderings#cw blood#tw blood#Forgot to add those my bad my bad
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CONCLAVE [2024] ↳ Isabella Rossellini as Sister Agnes Eminences, although we Sisters are supposed to be invisible, God has nevertheless given us eyes and ears...
#the realest bitch there ever was HELLO#she came she ate she slayed#conclave#conclave 2024#cgedits#mygifs#isabella rossellini#sister agnes#film#filmgifs#moviegifs#userfilm#tvandfilm#indie film#filmedit#cinematv#fyeahmovies#one more conclave set and then I’m done
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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thinking about this again. he is just like me for real
#strong contender for my favorite wob. incredibly funny statement but also the realest thing that's ever been said maybe#SORRY i know quite literally all i do is renarinpost but i'm a one trick pony it's all renarin all the time over here#renarin
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pet names that kn8 men would call you (i think)
hoshina — darling. love. dearest. beautiful. baby.
reno — sweetheart. honey. angel.
gen — babe. sexy. prince(ss).
iharu — babe. baby.
haruichi — beautiful. gorgeous. darling. sweetheart. honey.
aone — sweetheart. gorgeous. love.
kafka — honey. sweetheart. love.
TY @/BIOLUMIEN FOR CHECKING THEM & ADDING !!
#kn8 x reader#kaiju no. 8 x reader#kaiju no 8 x reader#hoshina x reader#reno x reader#narumi gen x reader#i literally pulled out everyone after gen right out of my ass#like after gen i truly had no idea and my last remaining 2 brain cells worked crazy overtime#but i felt like it eas weird to just do the three of them so i tried#if you think these are so horribly wrong that is so insanely fair im so sorry#just wanted to get this out of my drafts but didnt feel like deleting it either#OKAY WAIT I THINK THEYRE BETTER NOW THANK U LUMIEN BIOLUMIEN FOR LOOKING THEM OVER#realest one ever ily
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DANNY MOTTA MADE A REACTION VIDEO REACTING TO DEAD BOY DETECTIVES!!
If you don't know who Danny is, he's a popular YouTuber who reacts to fun TV shows — I know him most from his series in which he reacted to Good Omens. He has a very large platform, so boosting videos like this will help a ton with introducing DBDA to a wider audience. Plus, he is incredibly funny and I thoroughly enjoyed watching his reaction, so go help the show out and watch his video!!
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It is worth noting that he's only reacted to Episode 1 so far. But he has made it clear that he'll be sure to react to more if there is a demand for it. So please please please, go like, comment, and make the fandom heard!
#there were so many wonderful gems in this video#i think one of my favorite being when he said esther could ruin his life and he'd thank her for it 😭😭#realest statement ever#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#not-the-living-ghost#dead boy detective netflix#payneland#dead boy detective agency#monty finch#monty the crow#save dead boy detectives#danny motta#Youtube
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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline
marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise
#fave#snap chats#'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on#vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher#she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY#i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes#and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like#'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that#i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore#2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE#FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE#on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday#i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators#like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something#i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it#ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE
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said it once ill say it again i will NEVER forgive the epilogues for what they did to jade ships
#JADEKAT IS ONE OF THE REALEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND THE EPILOGUES JUST SPIT ON IT#and then they made dave her reluctant husband#they dont deserve her (jadedave)#jadekat#davejade#davejadekat#q
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And isn’t it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?
#hsmtmtsedit#rinaedit#hsmtmts#rina#gina porter#ricky bowen#gina x ricky#userrajan#usersnat#userneptune#userjustine#userneve#useryusi#userlix#tusercarolina#addys-beth#*#re: gfx#re: ts lyrics#okay so guys. pinnacle of my career. like literally the pinnacle of my career nothing i do will ever be like this set#the love. the sweat. the TEARS that went into this#okay i didn't cry but i was CLOSE#i'm just so proud and UGH. my kids <3#tim invisible stringing rina is the realest thing he's ever done and i stand by that#all my rina friends and mutuals i LOVEEEE y'all soo much and there is something coming a little later bc hsmtmts is a PART OF ME <33#special thanks to neve who held my hand through all of this. ur a real one babe#anyway. set of the century. set of my life. my magnum opus. PINNACLE OF MY CAREER.#rina invisible string you will always be famous !!#gonna stop rambling and just hit post i'm NERVOUS
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ame’s conversation with the fox is so real. “if you arent doing what you want, theyve already caught you” holy shit bro this opened my third eye
#realest things ever#worlds beyond number#wbn#the wizard the witch and the wild one#aabria iyengar#brennan lee mulligan#erika ishii#lou wilson
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Genuinely love it when fandom agrees that character A thinks character B is the most beautiful man in the universe. and it's literally just some guy
#fandom#the realest fanfic ever was the spn one where Dean is like#obviously everyone thinks Cas is gorgeous that's just an objective truth not a gay one#and Sam is like 'wtf are you talking about he just looks like a middle-aged man'#I am Sam in all these scenarios#op
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To this day I still believe c!Allium Duo should’ve gotten married on the dsmp. Like, they have awesome chemistry and the potential for a really good enemies to friends to (platonic) married thing. Also, they’re perfect for each other. C!Tommy would have upped Ranboo’s confidence and decision making, and c!Ranboo could have help c!Tommy stay calm though the worst stuff. Plus, it would have given a bit of c!tommy happiness, which I’m aware the creators were allergic to but the boy needed it.
Also, imagine the fan content. Do you know how many helpless animatics we could’ve had. In exile, they quite literally wrote letters to each other, it would have been perfect.
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#confessions#group: alliumduo#ch: c!tommy#ch: c!ranboo#series: dsmp#cedar likes this one#you are so so so so correct nonnie#this is the realest take i have ever seen#alliumduo my beloved
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I literally woke up in the middle of the night like God will dark rise is so fucking screwed. The line that’s like. “Everyone wanted to kill the Dark King.” What’s the part where he looks at Violet helplessly, haunted, almost pleading for mercy? But of course he reveals nothing of substance to anyone. Elizabeth is too young to understand but the reader knows what “Her relationship with that boy was…unnatural” can mean. Tying him to bedposts? Failing to strangle him? What else? Never not even once seeing beyond a mythological identity Will himself didn’t know he had? What did he think was the reason? That he was just intrinsically hateful? Of course he says nothing. Of course Violet can’t trust him- he’s given her nothing as painfully real as what she’s given him. So he gives her the sword hoping at least he can die at the hands of someone he loved, but even that doesn’t work out - she gives the sword to a Visander still furious at SARCEAN. The pattern continues; no one looks at Will, who vomits when he realizes what’s happened to James, Will who is much of a liar and killer and sneak as Elizabeth accuses but nonetheless wants to be different. Even when he doesn’t remember his own past. There’s no way out for him that doesn’t hurt. Hope this obsession passes soon given the one and a half years of waiting required for book 3
#dark rise series#dark heir#rarely does a cliffhanger pain me so much#bc rarely am I ever THAT invested in a plot I am sad to say#nona the ninth was so cathartic in of itself I’m content marinating before alecto#BUT PACAT ONLY EVER GIVES EMOTIONAL CRUMBS#have any of these bitches ever known peace fr#maybe this is what reading princes gambit and not immediately having the follow up might’ve been like#honestly it’s possibly damen and Lauren just generally had less problems tho#more than his relationship even with James. will/Violet is perhaps the genuine source of like. I WISH HED GIVEN HER A REASON.#the narration that describes Violet as Will’s star in the night…….. like fuck fine#will can’t reach any level of genuine intimacy with James bc the mess of fraught noncon dynamics is this massive unspoken horrible thing#wills identity is personal w James in a way it is with no one else but James is so fucking oblivious of undercurrents it comes unbalanced#and will knows it. but (as far as we know) violet isn’t reborn has no history with sarcean the dark king she’s literallt just Some Guy#and that almost makes it worse???????? that they are so loyal to each other even as he’s keeping a massive secret?#they weren’t dated or destined to entangle the way will is w characters like James and Katherine#and I think that makes his rship with Violet possibly the realest and truest experience of trust and love will has ever had#like it’s nothing bro. truly she knows nothing about him other than his lies of omission and her faith in him goodness which may or may not#beiltimately justified. but that was probably as honest and close will ever got to anyone. and him to her.
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