#ty sam

[teamosc4rr]

imagine you're LANDOSCAR playing STRIP POKER on a PRIVATE PLANE with ANOTHER DRIVER and one of you ISN'T WEARING ANYTHING to COVER HIS CHEST and the other driver POSTS IT ON HIS PUBLIC IG STORY for THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE you participate in such HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITES with your TEAMMATE

[hazmatazz]

Okay so you click on your settings and then you click on general settings and from there you’ll see a thing called “Filtering” so click on that. From there you can add filtered tags (filters the tag) or filtered content (filters that word and any url with said word)

OHHHH the filtered content does that? huh :0 i thought it was just the words in a post

[puppybog]

25. would you say you have good taste in music?

Confident yes. I generally have a big variety of genres/artists I listen to, and I'm usually in charge of aux at hangouts :3 And If I'm not, people usually like my requests.

sidenote hopefully my band will be dropping our EP in the next month or so 🥰

[edgarallanpoestan]

fun facts about ybee? anything at all i need to know more about your cubito

she is!!!! a clothing thief. the SECOND she gets a chance, she steals from her friends and partners. half her closet is NOT her own, and she is absolutely gleeful about it

shes also been engaged twice, but never married!!!!

[demonic0angel]

DC x DP Prompt: Crime boss Sam in Gotham with her wives/minions Danny and Tucker.

"And so, I think that we should attack the west side first in order to gain as much control as possible,” said a random goon.

Persephone, the newest eco-friendly crime boss in Gotham, nodded slowly. She turned to the side, where two men were bent over a Nintendo DS, seated on pillows that were on the floor next to her throne chair.

"Do you two have any opinions?"

"Nope," both of them said nonchalantly, covered in flowers and slithering vines. They didn't seem to mind the very invasive plants that were sneaking into their clothes.

Persephone nodded and then said, "Alright, dismissed. I need to discuss with my advisors."

The goons filed out one by one. As they left, a couple of them leaned their heads together and started gossiping.

"So are we really sure they're just her advisors?"

"If they're her advisors, I'll eat my left foot. They're definitely her boy toys!"

"Nah, I think they're her husbands! They really have the vibe of a married couple, y'know?"

"How do you know they're not related?? What if they're siblings? Or just friends?!"

"Are you crazy?! That wouldn't make sense! They're definitely her consorts!"

"Why are we even arguing?! Just shut up and do your work! We have to meet Red Hood's gang tomorrow, remember??"

But no matter how much they argued, they still didn't have the answers. In the end, the identities of the two men who sat by Persephone's feet remained a mystery.

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First Sleepover- 🐥&🐣

Guess who got back into spn…

ANYWAYS!!

Hc that sam had his first sleepover at 12 (after john rented out an actual home for 6+ months). 17 yr old dean got him ready and everything and walked him to the house. Sam called first thing the next morning to get picked up. He wont admit it but he had a nightmare and hated sleeping so far away from his brother :(

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

i've said it before but it will forever and always make me insane that jacob's ending is to join the cullens for the sake of bella not having to give anything up. they find out jake will be immortal & tied to renesmee forever, so bella gets to smile & say "my family is finally complete! ^-^" but jake already HAS a family. he has a father and 2 sisters. quil, embry, seth and sam are like his brothers. jacob and leah were planning to run away together. he's always been welcome in emily's home, sue has been a family friend since before his birth. bella abandons her mortality by choice because she feels no connection to the people around her, but jacob has really strong bonds. it's clear that every character we meet in la push is like family to him, he's an active member of the community. jake would've graduated high school and been a mechanic, would've grown into a young man. a good friend, a fun uncle, a present son. he's set up to have such a rich life. and he's just magically compelled to give that up. beyond his control, he loses sight of everything, because his high school crush's baby is now the singular most important thing to him. he's perpetually 18 with his perpetually 18 year old girlfriend, running around vancouver or alaska or wherever with the girl who friendzoned him at 16 & her in-laws (who were antagonistic to him for months). and i'm just supposed to say omg yay now he doesn't have to let go of bella! everyone is happy! it's complete madness

[captaineriksson]

[o-i-w-u]

WE'RE SO BACK GUYSSSS

(reblogs appreciated <3)

[palletical]

Finally got around to finishing The Devil's Playhouse and wow what an ending. I like to think they got a proper chance to talk abt what happened after because :,))))

[yummycrummy]

hi boomer shooters

[peachdues]

me 🤝🏻 Giyuu’s intimacy kink

As a girl, Y/N had often heard that men were tempted by the physical: glimpses of bare skin, sultry words whispered into ears in dark corners. All the things she knew she could never imitate, not in the way she’d observed of the women in the village near the Shrine. They possessed a feminine confidence all but foreign to her, a certainty in their movements and a coyness in their speech that she could never replicate thanks to her quick mouth and quicker temper.

None of that mattered to Giyuu, it seemed. His passion and desire for her was not born of any lustful, knowing seduction on her part.

Tenderness was his vice. Intimacy.

More often than not, Giyuu’s only desire was to hold her, to have her be close to him. He was generous with his affection, stealing as many kisses as he could in the few quiet moments they’d found in their many visits to Uzui’s estate, on their outings to local villages and towns. His hand was never far from her, either wrapped around her own or resting softly on the small of her back, as though she might float away on some distant wind if he wasn’t careful.

[boypussysam]

happy wincest wednesday and merry christmas!

[plutonicbees]

2 tickets to the barbie movie please...

[heyraspa]

A quick jolt of Jossam comfort for @birdbombs714 using one of their favorite melancholy songs (Afraid - The Neighborhood) to one of their OTPs. The power of small acts of love took over me. @untildawn-secretsanta

[demonic0angel]

I kinda want to see more of Useless Lesbian Sam asking out Spoiler. Maybe handing her a bouquet of black roses while Danny and Tucker do weird shit in the background to set the mood.

Part 1

Stephanie leaned closer to Tim. "So how is the investigation going?"

"Honestly, I think Bruce sent us here just so we could pretend to have a normal high school experience," Tim said.

Stephanie snorted. "I swear, he always has the weirdest plans. I mean, clubs, homework, classes, homecoming, no superhero-ing... Now we just need a high school romance to complete the experience."

A wide grin spread over Tim's face then. "Speaking of romance... look behind you."

Stephanie turned and then blinked at the sight of the hot goth girl that had been staring at her for the past several weeks approaching her with a glare and a bouquet of black roses. Behind her were two boys, who were holding a large boombox and blasting a soul song with incomprehensible lyrics past the violins and piano, and one of the more popular girls in the school, Jazz Fenton.

"Oh my god," Steph said.

Tim slapped Stephanie's arm as he suddenly burst out laughing before he pulled back and whipped out his phone to record.

Stephanie turned bright red as Samantha Manson approached her with a determined look. Thank god that they were in the football field instead of inside of the school.

The music continued as Samantha got closer and closer until she ended up in front of Stephanie and Tim was practically folding himself into origami with his wheezes. Samantha coughed and then looked at her friends with a glare, who cursed and started turning off the music.

Steph resisted the urge to laugh hysterically. Samantha coughed again and then said, "Steph. I know we don't really know each other, but I'd like to get to know you better. Ever since you punched Dash in the face, I've been wanting to court you. So... Will you go on a date with me?"

She turned to look at Jazz Fenton. Jazz blinked and then gave an enthusiastic thumbs up. Sam nodded to herself and then turned back to gently present the black roses to Steph.

Steph slowly took them.

She stared at the roses, all dyed a beautifully dark purple that was so dark that it looked black.

In a weird, embarrassing way, it was really, really sweet.

Steph had always been the one chasing Tim when they first dated, but it was nice to be... courted? She had said?

Steph hid her smile in the bouquet and then nodded. "Yeah, let's have a date."

Samantha perked up into a bright beam that completely contrasted with her goth demeanor and her friends cheered loudly behind her. Tim was cooing audibly, still holding the fold.

"Alright!" Samantha said with a grin. "You won't regret it!"

Steph smiled and thought to herself that maybe Bruce didn't always have weird, dumb ideas.