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[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

The way so many fans reacted to Jack and Niki trying to kill Tommy with nukes (in Minecraft) by describing the plot line as "Jack and Niki trying to kill a teenager" is still so funny to me bc like. technically it's accurate but it implies Tommy being a teenager is notable here as if Jack and Niki were not literally also teenagers lol

like this was all in January 2021 so Tommy was 16, Jack was 18, and Niki was 19 THAT'S ALL TEENAGERS

"Jack and Niki trying to kill a teenager" technically accurate, mostly misleading, 2/10

"Two teenagers try to kill another teenager" shows the truth of the event as teenager on teenager crime, very funny, 8/10

"Two teenagers try to kill Tommyinnit" unexpected, extremely funny, I think if I had said this in 2021 someone's head would have exploded, 100/10

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[artbyfuji]

crazy way to find out 🤯

[emixion]

I love the rebels so much I love their group dynamic I love them as a found family I love them banding together against a world that wants them to submit or die I love the companionship I love the bond I love the understanding I LOVE THE REBELS

[sergle]

did you go camping or something during July Political Hell Week

that's actually pretty close, bc I was technically on a campground and I was sleeping in a cabin- I could've been online if I wanted to? It was for the whole week, but it was a really really busy trip, I didn't get my phone out much at all, and now I'm home with an extremely sore body, a light brush of poison ivy, and a sunburn Hugo shared a bed with me on the trip btw so here's him

[minamill]

Family album

details under the cut

[phytsera]

birds part 3 but there’s actually symbolism there this time

kim & harry • jean and judit

[kheprriverse]

Some long overdue Cedar art plus one of his reoccurring lizalfos goons.

[champion-of-love]

paris fashion week ss25 was all over my feed on twitter and here's the ones i think would suit some of the eah characters :)

chloé ss25

enfants riches déprimés ss25

valentino ss25

[eahtheramblings]

Screencap redraw with redesigns

tried my hand at redesigns again!

Hunter: I really just wanted to introduce some fantasy back into his design. he has a lot of weapons due to being the next Huntsman, but he really only uses the dagger and axe for wood carving/chopping.

Maddie: I had ... way too many ideas here, and I'm not sure if they all go together. I wanted to try and draw a bit more from women's fashion of the 1850-60's as per the original tale, hence the blouse and hat. Skirt was heavily, heavily, inspired by @everafterwhat Maddie design, go check her art out if you like eah fanart, she's got some really cool redesigns and au's!

Raven: My main goal was to make Raven look intimidating at first glance. Mostly, this is because I feel like there's a small subset of the populace of the school that needs more than just her destiny as an excuse to not interact with her at first. like, yeah, her being the evil queen's daughter explains why characters like duchess, the pigs, and sparrow are all either afraid or openly hostile to Raven at the beginning of the year, but it goes against the characterization of characters like Rosebella, Ashlynn, or heck even Ginger, who would probably see her for her actions first and destiny second. For Raven to have her semi-loner status that she does at the beginning of the books, I think having her be rather tall and intimidating looking makes it work, as it gives the more friendly or openly rebellious student population another reason not to interact with her on the basis of accidental intimidation. idk if that makes sense, just throwing my thoughts at the wall. Also, I wanted to try to incorporate her cloak/coat of darkness from the books. no particular reason, I just feel like she needs a cloak. I keep going back and forth on the hennin (horn hat)

Cedar: Cedar was crafted to be the next Pinocchio, and that includes her being made to look like a child. she's lived as long as the rest of her peers, but unlike everyone else who's physical forms went through the stages of baby, child, and now teen, Cedar has been stuck in the same wooden replica of an elementary aged child since her creation. this compounds on a lot of the problems Cedar has with connection during the start of the year, as her inability to lie + her physical form resembling a child causes a lot of the other students to treat her like she's five instead of fifteen like the rest of them. it's also made her whole experience with destiny and rebellion confusing, as she isn't sure at times if she actually wants her destiny or if she just wants the respect that she's denied.

[flowerakatsuka]

cringe ass baby spawns more cringe ass babies.

[xbomboi]

how often Ever After High characters shower 🤢

raven: once a day

apple: twice a day

briar: once a day

maddie: once a day maybe

ashlynn: once a day

dexter: once a day

hunter: once a month

daring: three times a day

darling: once a day

sparrow: annually

duchess: once a day

cedar: damp wood is prone to catching fire but trust she still practices hygiene

cerise: once a week

kitty: nobody knows

lizzie: once a day

blondie: well it’s gotta be just right

cupid: once a day

hopper: once every three days

ginger: once a day

bunny: once every three days

alistair: once a week

chase: once a day

courtly: biannually

rosabella: once a day

faybelle: once every two days

humphrey: once a week

holly: four times a day because of her hair

poppy: once a day

justine: once a day

farrah: once a day

jillian: once a week

nina: once a day but sometimes with rain water

melody: once a day

crystal winter: once a day but it’s always a cold shower

meeshell: she’s in the water a lot so idk

ramona: NEVER 💯💯

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

My favorite thing rn is how Mumbo Jumbo is physically incapable of half assing anything

If you told him “alright today we’re doing a war crime themed video” he’d be pulling up a list before you even stopped talking and making a spreadsheet for maximum crime efficiency because he just NEEDS to do everything to the best of his ability whether or not it’s a good idea or not.

He’d be out here muttering about if it’s worth trying to combine torture and medical experimentation or if he’d lose points for lack of justification for it counting as both (there was never a point system declared he’s just assuming this is a competition)

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[rotomartsblog]

Eah writers really made Cedar and Cerise roommates and then did barely anything with the most obvious set up ever

[rushthehollow]

you are my sun, my moon, & all my stars

♠️ steel vengeance - cedar point ❤️ iphone 14 / slightly edited

[direwolfrules]

You see, now I’m hyper-fixated on G1 Monster High and Ever After High, mostly Ever After High, so now I want to start a rewrite AU thing of my own and use the disappearance of Hexiciah Steam’s team as a catalyst for the crossover. Like, the Evil Queen returning is Act 2 or 3 of the crossover, secret final boss type thing. Act 1 focuses on the missing steampunk dilf. I’d also reorder or cut somethings entirely from both series.

Like, the Catacombs under Monster High are a eldritch nightmare realm constructed by an ancient monster race known as the Builders. They’re near impossible to map out due to their impossible size, full of impossible illusions and tech, just random weirdness. Well, what if the impossible stuff that monster kind doesn’t understand or can’t make sense out of is the result of magic not native to monster kind? What if the Builders used some Ever After and Wonderland magic in their creations in addition to monster magic and tech? What if it spanned several realms?

And like, we’d get the ghouls investigating because Ghoulia finally made progress on her research into what happened to Professor Steam and discovered that the last report of this mad scientist was he was going to go down into the Catacombs with his team to finally prove his Builders theory correct. Cleo is extra interested and invested because the name of one of the listed team members? Her long missing mom. Also Lagoona actually comes along on an adventure for once.

On the Ever After side let’s let Darling be the one to be doing research on magical locations for a school project and figure out where the lost entrance to the Labyrinth is. Idk, some of the girls go with. Definitely Blondie for her Mirrorcast, which means Dexter’s going too because camera man. Cedar goes because of all the fantastic art that’s said to be within the Labyrinth and also “I cannot tell a lie, so if we do find the Labyrinth my word will be proof that this isn’t us pulling a hoax-us-pocus”. Apple and Raven cause we need them, they’re the main characters (and Apple and Darling need to develop together so the Dragon Games payoff is like, a payoff). I also need Briar to come because I love her and this is my self-indulgent rewrite AU thing. Also I can totally picture her telling Lagoona that Gil’s family ain’t shit, love is love, make out with that boy in front of their house while flipping them the bird. Ramona and Cerise because I want a “Werewolf? No, wolfwere” interaction and also for this whole thing to end with Ramona getting Clawdeen’s number. Enemies to lovers arc, annoying little sisters in full force, all that.

I also would want Cupid to come because I just want them all to look at her like “Cupid, you have some explaining to do”.

Idk, I could have it that later when the Evil Queen escapes via something in the Catacombs/Labyrinth it’s revealed that she manipulated things by causing the exact right people to find the exact right documentation at the exact right time. Casting spells from her mirror prison like the villainous queen she literally is.

[minamill]

Finally done decorating the ranch

You can see the rest is rest of the ground floor here, the living room here and the original lot here