#re8 x reader headcannons

[shogvnate]

Insomnia. headcannons

re8 ladies with a s/o who's an insomniac

contains; mother miranda, mia winters, alcina dimitrescu, donna beneviento, bela dimitrescu, cassandra dimitrescu, daniela dimitrescu.

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warnings; none.

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🐦‍⬛ mother miranda

honestly she's also an insomniac herself so it's not really a problem for her

if you're not busy, she'll ask you to accompany her while she's doing late night experimenting.

she's… surprisingly domestic?

she doesn't talk much when it's late (she doesn't talk much in general though), and you don't either so it works out.

sometimes forgets that you're not a mutant like her, but when she remembers she'll help you fall asleep. She'll find a way, she's a scientist, after all, a mad one at that. Nothing is impossible with her.

entertains you with her crows if her experiments get too dangerous for you.

the type to make you play chess with her over a cup of tea.

you have zero idea how to play so she teaches you.

???

how did the two of you end up playing uno??

…

why are the two of you playing go fish now?

🪡 donna beneviento

also an insomniac

but she's not as noticeable because she wears a veil and no one really sees her face.

late night reading, not healthy for both of your eyes but who cares?

donna is surprisingly active at night (not like that).

living with her includes hearing the kitchen being rummaged at 3 am only to find out it's her trying to cook pasta.

either that or she's trying to find her missing tool.

she can be forgetful sometimes and you are too, but remember, two negatives makes a positive! (you two still haven't found where your blue pen went.)

makes you and herself some soothing lavender tea.

she wears her hair down when it's late, and she's fucking gorgeous goddamn.

the sight of her alone makes you sigh dreamily.

you don't need sleep, you're already living the dream.

angie bites your toes if you look at donna funny for too long.

🍷 alcina dimitrescu

for the love of all that is holy, please stop trying to scare the maidens, it's 2 in the morning.

she's very tired.

she's the opposite of an insomniac, her line of work makes her really cranky at night.

technically she doesn't need sleep, but it's refreshing so she does it and hates when she's disturbed.

just imagine having to be a single milf girlboss with a massive dump truck, must be tiring for her, damn.

sorry. anyway, she'll find a way to help you.

perhaps you need medicine? she can give the Duke a quick late night call and make either Cassandra or Bela fetch them (because she doesn't trust the maidens will come back alive if she sent them this late.)

sits up with you until you're tired, but all the time she'll look like someone who hadn't had a blink of sleep since 500 b.c.

you decide to help her sleep instead, you don't mind.

so you ended up being cuddled by her while she's in her deep sleep, yay!

❄ mia winters

she's tired, not like alcina kind of tired, but just tired.

at some point in the night, she noticed you're not sleeping next to her, again, which made her wake up and get you.

you make her feel safe and when you're not there she gets reminded of her Louisiana days, which, isn't fun.

depending on the day, she can either haul you back to bed for her to cuddle or ask you whether you need something to calm your nerves.

stays up with you, but falls asleep in the end.

cuddling on the sofa with her is heaven so you don't mind.

in the morning you'll be so sore and stiff though, because when she cuddles, she's not even a koala, she's literally merging with you.

her warmth usually brings you to sleep, it's likely her general comforting presence that helps you.

buys you medicine to help with your insomnia if you ask so, but she'll do it tomorrow.

for now, she'd like to rest.

🦇 bela dimitrescu

contrary to alcina, the three of her daughters, and especially, bela, are insomniacs.

they do random shit at 1 in the morning.

one time bela got dragged into having a karaoke session, which meant you also got dragged by the other two sisters (read: daniela).

it's fun though, you got a good laugh from them.

which is great considering your insomnia is making you more and more mentally exhausted.

once they all let their energy out, bela can finally get some time with you.

bela may or may not bring you to her bedroom, depending on whether or not her sisters will tease her for it.

doesn't know how to make tea, so don't hope she does or ask her for it.

silence.

it gets really awkward when she's just sitting there staring at you and expecting you to just get bored and sleep.

you end up having candlelit dinner? breakfast? at 3 am.

🗡️ cassandra dimitrescu

as mentioned before she also has insomnia. she sometimes still manages to sleep though, but it usually happens at day or at random times.

after the whole late night shenanigans, usually she's the most tired because she matches daniela's endless energy but also bela's crankiness.

she enjoys laying down doing particularly nothing so expect her to lay on the same bed as you while staring blankly at the ceiling.

when asked she usually takes a few moments to respond, and as it turns out, she accidentally slept with her eyes open. kinda neat.

she's also like daniela, she can't sit still.

may make random small talks before she just… had it.

so she decided to ask you to spar with her in the armor room.

if you're tired, she'll suggest doing something else like taking a walk around the castle.

one time she's feeling generous, she actually asked you to waltz on the grand hall.

she still remembers the steps despite being dead for God knows how long but you absolutely have zero idea how to waltz.

and you're losing your shit whenever she smiles at you softly.

how uncharacteristic for the murderous vampire who gouged a maid's eyes out for looking at you wrong.

needless to say, your nights are always productive with cassandra.

🌹 daniela dimitrescu

with daniela, it's like gambling your sanity.

there's half the chance that she's feeling hyper that night, or the other being that she's feeling hella tired and doesn't want to be disturbed by the maids. (meaning if she sees someone messing up while she's in this mood, there'll be one more barrel in the cellar.)

either way, none of them meant anything good for you.

drags you to the library to read her stories, more often than not, she's asking you to read her fairy tales which is super valid. I also love them.

makes you play with her hair while you're reading.

very unpredictable, no wonder she's dimitrescu's wild card.

she sleeps when her energy runs out, which may take a long time.

she sleep talks, mostly slurring out your name or whining about how cassandra is always so unfair to her.

softly snores

you always end up being the one cleaning her mess if a maid died that day.

[shortstrawberry]

A RL AU where Donna is Dr. Donna Beneviento, your Professor of Botany and Toxicology. Because we deserve it.

You met Dr Beneviento in a totally cliche way. By bumping into her while you're running late for your first day at college. At that time you didn't even realise she is a professor at the college. Dr. Donna has this young baby face that would make anyone think she's a senior at college, and not a woman well into her thirties.

So it's no wonder that you made a complete fool of yourself in the first meeting. You apologise 10 times for knocking her books all over the place. You also noticed her trying to hide her scarred side of face while gathering the very same books with you. Like a over enthusiastic idiot, you went ahead and tried to make your future professor feel comfortable about it with you.

"Scars are beautiful in my opinion. They show you survived so much. You don't need to hide them, at least from me."

Thankfully, Dr Beneviento didn't take any offence to your eager compliments, and instead just blushed and smile at you. That was enough for you to get your first crush at college. But like the gay panicky idiot you are, you didn't take her name or number. Still, you figured your roommates would know about her. How hard can it be to find a beautiful pale faced senior in college?

Not so hard, you figured out as the very same beautiful woman showed up in your Botany lecture. That's right, the woman you had tried to shamelessly flirt with was your Professor.

Understandably, you were mortified. You approached her after class, fully intending to kowtow before the professor in apology. Dr Beneviento though shyly waved your apologies away, instead asking you to assist her in her botanical garden.

A first year being asked to be a professor's assistant is no doubt strange. But Dr Beneviento was so insistent you take the job. She even went ahead and assured you a good pay and two days holiday in a week. Something she honestly didn't even need to do. You were already such a simp for her and would have done it for free.

And so starts you getting to know your Botany professor up close. The woman was almost always squeaky shy, the tempo of her voice barely reaching above her whisper. But when she stands on her podium, teaching a batch of 100+ students, you swear a spilt personality takes over the normally shy professor. It shows that Donna knows the shit she is teaching, and she demands respect over it from her students.

However, it soon became obvious that Dr Beneviento harbours a sweet spot for you. You'll always remember that one moment where she had caught you sleeping in one of her classes. You had stayed up all late tending to the new batch of soil you're preparing for the garden. The usually impartial professor came up to your seat, took off her trenchcoat and draped it over your sleeping form. She even went ahead patting your head before continuing with her class. She also did this in front of 100+ students.

After this, you can't help but get your hopes up high. Still, she's your professor and there's nothing you can do on your end. What if you have it all wrong and Dr Beneviento cares for you because you're her niece Angie's friend? And so you keep quiet.

Little do you know, Professor Donna Beneviento fell for you at first sight. Inviting you to be her botanical garden assistant was a ploy to get close to you. Inviting you and Angie to her cottage for dinner was a ploy to get to know you outside of classes and work. But just like you, Donna is also afraid of making the first move. Especially when you're still her student and she is so much older then you in age. For now, she is content to admire you from as close as she can get to you.

Wanna see a jealous and possessive Professor Donna in action? Let me know!

[just-another-author-i-guess]

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OMG HI!!! THIS IS SOOO LONG AGO BUT I FINISHED IT

a/n: I literally made this like a year ago and just procrastinated to post it... so sorry babes :D

Heisenberg x nb!reader boyfriend hcs:

He’s trying to focus more on just being a reliable partner, WHICH HE IS NOT

He’s the type to leave you alone for like d a y s without telling you cause he has an errand from Miranda and then be confused when you’re really worried about him

Before you, he was used to just coming and going as he pleases, he doesn’t really see why that has to change now, I think

But omg,,, he’d bring back like little trinkets or like scrap metal for you or something

Like, don’t be surprised if he straight up brings part of a human back to you cause he thought it was cool

I feel like, he’d be kinda a bad boyfriend though, ngl

Like, he’s really grumpy, and if he’s mad at Miranda he’s just gonna be mad at you too because big boy does not know how to deal his emotions

He’d probably just expect you to stay in the factory at all times too? And if you complain about it, too bad

He’ll be more than willing to entertain you of course *wink wink*

But only AFTER he’s done working

I’m sorry but he’s putting his plans before you always

He’s so emotionally constipated as well? He cares about you of course

He cares a lot about you, but he literally does not know how to say that besides like random comments every now and again

“Hey. You know, I don’t hate having you ‘round here.” And that’s probably the most poetic Karl Heisenberg is able to be

His affection lies in quality time and sharing his plans with you

Every once in a while, small acts of service (Like I said, the trinkets.)

He’s a rough man, yk, he’s definitely the type to annoy and bully you all the time

(Out of love of course)

He’d blow the smoke from one of those cigars he smokes directly into your face just for fun

If you’re shorter than him your head is an armrest

If you’re taller he’ll never stop complaining about it

“Hey sunshine. How’s the weather up there?” And so on

And he’ll always have that smug little grin

He’ll introduce you to the lycans and then get pissed off when they like you more than him

And you tell him it’s because you’re actually nice to them

He’ll get jealous and complain that you’re not as nice to him as you are to them lmfao

I hope for your sake that you can cook,,, cus Karl is definitely not cooking

Even if he tried, I wouldn’t advise you to try eating it

I don’t care, he does NOT wash his hands

He’s kinda stinky and always smells of motor oil and smoke, sometimes a bit like beef jerky strangely enough

If neither of you can cook, you’ll probably just have to go to the duke and get some microwaveable meals if he has any

Does Karl even have a microwave? I’m not sure actually

Anyways I hope you learn to cook then

Okay but I’ve spend so much time just bashing him,, so here’s some nice things about him

He’s oddly cute when he sleeps, yk? 

For such a big, grumpy man, he looks so relaxed and soft

He’ll even let you fall asleep on top of him, he’s very soft idc

And he likes the bit of pressure on top of him I think

He snores, tho ):

He also always wakes up super early to work, and he’s annoyingly chirpy in the morning

It’s all “Rise and shine, sweetheart!” and “Get the hell up, we have work to do!” 

I don’t know, I think he likes being annoying on purpose

But he’s kinda a sweetheart, so it’s okay lol

I mean, he’s definitely very protective

No way he’s going to let you go to Dimitrescu’s house

Even you just going to the market would freak him out honestly

He kinda doubts that you can handle yourself, ngl

No matter how big and strong you are

That’ll never change, he is obsessed with the idea that he’s your protector and he thinks it’s always on him to keep you safe.

He’ll get legitimately really mad if you get hurt, not only at whoever or whatever hurt you, but also at you

Because it stresses him out and you know he feels bad for you

Would probably also feel personally offended if you got sick lol

edit: pookie bear :D

a/n: sry its only a headcannon, but I really like doing them bc they're not so serious yk??? ok anyways, I actually got a whole ass story for him on ao3 if you're interested but I wrote it like 2 years ago when i was 17-18 so its kindaaaaaa.... anyways im gonna edit it before i post it on here as well ):

[snake-b1te]

I was just minding my business when I got reminded that the Character Headcanon Generator exists and of course I had to insert Karl. The results are… more than fitting ngl

(He has another secret room with a replica of his pinboard solely for his secret passion.)

Let’s be honest; he’s giving feral possum vibes.

Kinda?

We can all agree on that one.

[ilovedonnabeneviento]

They were just trying to take a nice photo for Alci 😔

[kittypup12]

I know I'm suuuuper bad about consistently posting, but I would like to try my hand at writing some fics of a few of my ideas. They'll probably be mostly one shots for now, but maybe do a full story depending on feedback. I haven't really written full fics aside from blurbs, so I would really appreciate feedback.. and please be gentle with me 🥲

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[decietfulltarot]

Hello!!!!

and one day god said let their be light, and I had to live in a world like this. So I'm making a side blog to deal with that. this is mainly a blog dedicated to fandom and writing fanfics. I plan to be active avidly during the summer. I just have some followers on my main account that I would like to not see me being dirty on main which is crazy to say on Tumblr but I have dignity and now I have this wonderful little account to express myself from.

Ill mostly be writing tid bits and things I want at the start but this account is 100 percent meant to take suggestions and requests for headcannons or oneshots (please classify which) of course some might lead to longer living series but we'll see what happens.

Some limitations to what I will and wont write are simple, no pedophilia, no bestiality, and no rape. fun right?

besides that request as you'd like, say thank you, say fuck you, point and grunt at a particular pair you want to see fuck and I'll try and churn out some fics. (although I specialize in reader x cannon, I'm not limited)

Fandoms that I absolutely adore and know I will write for are as follows (but it doesn't hurt to ask):

-Pirates of the Caribbean

-House Md

-Labyrinth (Jim Henson)

-Villianous

-Batman (looking at that rouges gallery)

-Overwatch

-Hannibal

-Elder Scrolls

-Stardew Valley

-Baldurs Gate 3

-RE8

anyways. have a good day. im going to go die. :)

[cinderspots]

The ladies with a un-bothered germaphobe s/o -- like if something dramatic where to happen the s/o is all like "um Chile... anyways-" but if someone touches them without clean hands or gloves they just loose their shit-

Mood. Also, rip lmao MMs is so much longer and I got a teensy bit off-topic

Hope you enjoy ❤

Tag List: @minitrescu @ultimatebottom69 @imsososolesbian @luni-draws-crap @fatherse7en

Included: Mother Miranda, Mia Winters, Donna Beneviento, Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu, Alex Wesker

Mother Miranda

There's a whole thing where you kinda just vibe over hating people being unclean about their lives or whatever

But anyways

You and Miranda get along pretty well once you get to a point where you two talk and not vaguely feel threatened by the priestess

So Miranda kinda just goes by believing that youre indifferent (bc I mean so far-) and it continues like that until one day

One terrible day

A very gross lycan decides that YOU are its best friend, idk why it doesn't want you dead don't ask me hard questions

And he follows you around like a puppy at first and youre like "ok weird" until it escalates to a hug

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Uh oh

You lose your mind, Miranda assumes danger and kills it making it WORSE as now it's gotten all over you and bestie youre having a bad time

:(

Anyways Miranda is very confused ngl

Mia Winters

You shake hands and she immediately notes the gloves and the way you use a disinfectant like a weapon

Sprayed some mf in the face was lowkey funny

She respects it and doesn't push you, besides I'd like to think that after the fucking debacle of Lousiana and the RAW meat she had to eat

Mia is a little testy about germs too, so she's got you

If someone ever has the audacity to skin-to-skin contact you not only will you be almost crying, they WILL be crying thanks to your great gf the badass mold queen Mia

Overall she's got your back

Donna Beneviento

Takes the avoidance of touch personally at first which leads to a whole series of rom-com levels of misunderstandings

Once it's explained she gets it

Angie doesn't and has to be put on a leash but it's fine

:)

Donna is extra careful which is ridiculous bc she's barely around other people so she's forcing herself to giant her own damn house

Youre mostly like "girl I'm not allergic to the air you breath"

If someone sets you off they're dead no questions

Doesn't matter if it was an accident they upset you

🔪🔪🥄

Take the spoon as you will

Alcina Dimitrescu

Ngl she's not understanding at all when you first meet

Sure once youre like lovers n stuff she's like "back off use your hand sanitizer" (idk how germaphobes live sorry)

But before she's downright disrespectful

Same as Donna, someone touched you skin to skin:)))) what? No, she's fine, the claws just needed some air :))) shell be back in a min don't worry :)))

Bela Dimitrescu

Takes it at face value and sees it as something she could like

You don't like germs which makes you one of the cleaner maids around which makes you an asset to being fucking ridiculous about cleaning rooms

You'd have to supervise for it to get done but Bela likes the mildly irrational idea of it

That's...not quite how it works all the time but she's stronger faster and drinks more human blood than you

You don't tell her that

Eventually she just sort of buzzes around you and hisses at Dani to stay away bc homegirl cannot keep things together

Unsurprisingly Dani escapes Bela's sight and lunges for you in a non-murdery way and makes contact

Game. Over.

You scream bloody murder and go into a panic attack while Dani hisses at the loudness and doesn't understand a thing

Dani briefly has no hand at dinner and everyone sort of pretends like they don't see

Cassandra Dimitrescu

Just like her mother, fucking horrible about it on purpose before she grows fond of you

THEN she gets livid at the idea of someone messing with you

Accidentally sets you off mindlessly and freaks out when you freak out making it so much worse

I think it would take a lot of time to get her to not automatically do something to set you off so idk about your relationship life span

Daniela Dimitrescu

This my bestie is a commitment

You either last like a week or for life

Because she is uh VERY into skin to skin I am living in your organs kind of thing

Daniela doesn't MEAN to set you off. Kinda does it often because she can't help herself

If you commit anyways (very unhealthy of you bestie) then after time she's the most respectful fly woman you'll ever date

And the only but that's not the point

The point is she gets angry when others set you off and everyone kinda pretends like she isn't a serial offender

And we get personality growth as she learns some self control after trial and error

Alex Wesker

She recognizes it and shockingly assists you and respects it the quickest out of them all

Like genuine shock

I'd think it'd be a game of chance working with her though, so many new people coming in and NOT knowing you don't like to be touched

She appreciates your aloofness but takes it harshly when youre touched and pretty much takes that as an instakill

:/

[shogvnate]

can you do headcannons of the resident milfs (alcina, mia, and miranda) and their partner in a long distance relationship? it can be that the reader met them because of a job and now that they're not on the job, they have to return back to their home. maybe the reader will move in too?

Far away. headcannons

mia, miranda, and alcina with a long distance partner.

contains; mia winters, mother miranda, alcina dimitrescu.

thank you for the request anon! and i'm totally not basing these of my experiences w these type of relationships. totally.

warnings; none.

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🐦‍⬛ mother miranda

there's a very high chance that if you don't move in with her within the first three months of your relationship, she'll ditch you.

I don't know, she kinda doesn't seem like the type to enjoy long distance relationships.

she wants to keep her partner near, so if you live far away, your ass better get packed.

she pays for all the expenses to move in with her.

I guess you're now moving in with her forever?

she doesn't look like she's going to let you go anytime soon so… yay?

❄ mia winters

mia's chill asf when it comes to this.

I think she's way more familiar with technology (as in modern smartphones) than the other two ladies on this list so she adjusts better.

have twelve hours long calls with you at least three times a week.

in those twelve hours you usually sleep like two times and she also sleeps two times more than you.

everytime you sleep, mia will wait until you wake up by either talking to herself or cooking herself dinner without muting, so expect a lot of random noises to be incorporated into your dreams.

the type who facetimes you first thing in the morning.

she doesn't care that you look like a bear who just woke up from hibernation, she wants to see your face and hear your sweet, sweet morning voice.

her love language is words of affirmation so it's no wonder that she loves talking with you and hearing your opinions about random unimportant things.

like what type of pen is superior, or why uno should've made the +4 card on +4 card be the right way to play the game.

randomly gets into a sad mood whenever she realizes she couldn't physically touch you.

it takes a few years into your relationship before you move in with her but it's so worth it.

oh to see her peaceful sleeping face every time you wake up. you couldn't ask for anything better than this.

🍷 alcina dimitrescu

being fr rn she's more or less like miranda.

she can't do long distance relationships.

the sooner you move in with her the better

I mean who wouldn't want to live in her castle? It's so aesthetically pleasing.

alcina loves listening to you rambling through the phone but she loves hearing your real voice more, since it gives her reassurance that you are, in fact, a real person.

not to worry if you live in different timezones! she doesn't exactly need sleep and she usually makes up time for you in the midst of her busy schedule.

pls return into her arms as soon as possible, you're the only one who knows how to comfort her.

[non-bionical-mecha-dude]

Ok, you all seem to love this type of stuff, sooooo, I'm gonna continue it

WHAT IF YOU WERE DATING KARL HEISENBURG

You would randomly have to check on Karl because he forgets to eat, sleep, and drink because he's so hyperfocused in making the "newest addition to his metal army"

Surprise hugs, he'll randomly just pop up, without you hearing him, and hug you from behind, you once accidentally threw him over your shoulder, thinking it was a Soldat trying to go rouge, but when you threw him onto the ground, he laughed saying how that was one of the reasons he fell in love with you, your fiery spirit

You have to help him through his emotions and you are trying to teach him that when he's frustrated, he can't just lock himself away in a room for days and build machines

He likes to give cheek kisses, just randomly when he's working, he'll lean over, and just pepper your check with kisses and cups your face with one hand to keep your cheek there

He'll randomly just brag about you, and not in a "jokes on you my lover is strong and badass" but more so in a "guess who got a partner first? Suck it big bitch"

Whenever he walks with you outside, he'll put his jacket on you, no matter how cold he is, if you try to give the jacket back, he says no and says something along the lines of "I'm fine, I don't feel cold, I didn't even notice it was cold" as he is shivering and his lips are turning blue

He buys alot of flowers for you because he read in a "dating for dummies" book once that you're supposed to give your lover flowers, so he just started giving you flowers, but since there is almost no fresh water, the flowers die within days, you still appreciate his effort

You're often the first one to go to bed, so often when he finishes his work, he'll come in and lay beside you, with him being the big spoon and holding your hand with his face buried in the back of your neck

Since he's super touch starved, he absolutely goes buck wild for cuddles, he has, multiple times, quit whatever he was doing to cuddle you or just hold you

He doesn't care about your body, are you plus sized with huge thighs and stomach rolls? He's gonna lay his head on your thighs, talk about his inventions while he hugs your form, and reminding you that you're body is perfect the way it is, he loves your curves and your chub, they make for excellent pillows and are great when he wants to cuddle and while literally smite someone down if they ever insult your size or weight.

Are you so skinny you can see your ribs? He will run his hand up and down your chest to feel them (not in a sexual way), and will pick you up and hug you, with your legs wrapped around his hips while he reminds you of how perfect you are and will make sure that you are eating correctly if the reason you're very skinny is because you haven't been eating right (ie helping you with an ED, having a stupidly high metabolism, ect ect) but if you aren't, he'll still make sure you're eating right, can't have his Buttercup starving on him

Are you somewhere in-between? He still loves you, he's still gonna love and hug you no mattered your weight, height, or width.

The love language he gives is physical touch, he's not good with words, so he shows his love the only way he can

His love language he prefers to be given are acts of service and words of affirmation, he was never praised as a child, so when you praise him, absolutely melts, he truly believes what you say. He knows how words can be difficult and how alot of his tasks to take down Mother Miranda are difficult plus with doing basic things everyday, so lightening the load (ie doing the laundry, making the bed, fixing his ripped jacket, ECT ect), makes him feels so grateful to have someone like you in his life

He just downright loves you

He's terrified of losing you, so he can get clingy when it comes to intrusive thoughts

He loves you to much to lose you

He calls you Pumpkin and Buttercup

You call him Metal-oid (like the element type), Sweetheart, Puddin, and Goofball (but you only call him that when he says something dumb or when he messes up and gets grumpy over it

If you're taller then him, he's no doubt gonna make some metal float, and stand on it just so he can kiss you without you having to bend down for him

Are you shorter then him? He's gonna constantly tease you, often grabbing things when you need them and him dangling them above your head (most of those end in you chasing and pinning him down to get whatever item he took from you)

If you're about his height, he's probably just gonna randomly go on his tip toes to make him feel slightly taller, you caught him doing this once, and you found it adorable, he of course denied he did such thing

{{These are just a small few headcannons I have! Please comment what you want me to writs about Heisenberg and I will! Wether it be certain Headcannons or full on One Shot Fanfictions! My only big No's are Smut, absuive!Heisenburg, and Lycan!Heisenburg, but I'm fine with everything except that! Also sorry I've been gone, I've had a lot of stuff going on and I needed time to mentally calm down, but I'm back!}}

[wallflowerimagines]

Karl Heisenberg Crush Headcannons

AHAHAHA you poor asshole

Karl Heisenberg is SO BAD with emotions it's honestly really sad.

Of all the Lords, he might be the most normal looking, but he's the least socialized.

Karl misses social cues often. He doesn't say 'hello' or 'goodbye' because he genuinely forgets to. Heisenburg's also notoriously bad at at small talk (And Alcina makes fun of him for it constantly). Please and thank you are rarely ever said seriously, because nobody ever says no to him. Why ask when he can just take?

(He gives off massive spoiled, annoying younger brother vibes, tbh)

Heisenberg also hyperfixates very easily, especially when it comes to his work. He has anger issues, trust issues, and his default communication setting is 'sarcastic'. Frankly, It's just easier for him to surround himself with Lycans than deal with other people, especially the sycophantic Villagers who refuse to see Mother Miranda as the monster she really is.

He's so used to being avoided that when he meets you and you treat him like he's just some normal guy?

Heisenberg is... Actually kinda thrilled?

You're not tainted by everyone else's opinions, and you asses him as someone separate from both his past and his position as a Lord. You're a blank slate, and Heisenberg is desperate for a real connection.

Which leads me to the main point: If anything is going to happen between you and Karl, you first have to be his friend.

Tell him jokes! Make fun of his hat! Compliment the hours and hours of work he spends creating horrifying abominations in the depths of his factory!!!

He likes to feel appreciated! ☺️

When he vents to you about his problems, Karl also likes it when you vent about your day after he does. Seeing you get riled up and angry is great, because that means you feel safe enough around him to be honest and complain. (Y'know! Like real friends do!)

Karl is also very physical with you, throwing an arm over your shoulder, giving you a noogie when you sass him, that kind of thing.

Heisenburg would also really get along with someone who encourages some of his more ridiculous creative impulses. He'll be stuck on a project and start rambling at you about how his newest soldat isn't as deadly as he wants it to be, and you just put your hands on his shoulders, look him in the eye and say: 'Put mini flamethrowers in the bellybutton'

Karl: That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. I love it.

Even if it doesn't work, it helps him get through the creative block!

If you like him for him, vibe with his sense of humor, and most importantly call him on his bullshit, magnet man is going to fall for you very fast.

In fact, Karl feels so fluttery and thrilled to have a friend that he doesn't realize his feelings for you have never been purely platonic. Unfortunately he has no way of knowing this because the only friends he's ever had before you are the ones he's built with his own two hands.

There's a big chance he'll just get so overly attached to you he actually gets nervous when you're not around.

Once he realizes how much of a crush he has on you? He cannot stay in the same room as you for very long. Either he kicks you out or he straight up power walks out of the room.

He WILL be too distracted to think straight and he WILL NOT be able to talk to you normally, AT ALL.

You could be asking him about his next project and his brain kind of... buffers? Like he is way too focused on how your face lit up when you saw him and how your lips move when you talk and he's close enough to smell you and you smell really nice and now you're tilting your head to ask him another question and you said his name and--Oh.

Now you're smiling.

...You have such a nice smile....

Karl: I like your teeth.

You:....?

Karl: WHY ARE YOU HEREGETOUTI'MBUSY

Thankfully for him, this phase doesn't last very long. You're both still close friends--his only friend, in fact--and he values your presence in his life too much to keep running every time he sees you.

Karl just sucks it up and forces his brain to pay attention to the words coming out of your mouth. He's not going to push you away because he can't control his feelings. He's better than that.

He can't stop himself from being suuuuuuuper physical with you, though. But his affectionate gestures change! He'll start to sneak his hand into yours when he leads you through the factory, pull you into long hugs before you go home at the end of the day, and sometimes when you two start to laugh at something stupid he'll try to hide his smile by holding you close and pressing his grin into the crook of your neck. Y'know. Like friends do.

The thing is, you guys ARE close friends. Heisenberg has spent so many long nights venting to you about his feelings and frustrations that once he's positive that he loves you romantically, he will confess.

He trusts you with everything else, after all. It only makes sense that he trusts you enough to tell you how he feels.❤️

[theirmajesty2139]

Re 8 sexual headcannons 🔞

Lady Dimitrescu

Sleeping with her won't ensure your survival, she just likes to play with her food before she eats.

Is definitely into being a domme and I'm headcannoning her as a lesbian. She's into femmes and breaking in a virgin is her favourite pastime. She loves to taste your blood as it goes from the sweet wine of virgin blood to the deep, rich flavor of ruined innocence.

I'm sure she owns a strap-on and wants to absolutely RAIL you. Period sex is her favourite thing, she will tease you until you're a dripping, squirming mess and then lick up your blood untill you cum on her tongue.

Will suspend you above her bed and watch as you struggle and blood trickles down your body.

Will suffocate you with her chest and hold you there until you beg to be let up with her nails digging into your back.

After she's done she loses any cruelty from before and cradles you against her like a mother. Will make you drink water and put you to bed. When you wake she will be gone

Karl Heisenburg

A pansexual switch with a preference for domination. A sadomasochist and into primal play. He wants to be the big bad wolf hunting down his prey and making sure the whole village hears them scream. Really enjoys non-traditional bondage and uses his powers to keep things exciting. He will pin your wrists above your head and then bend a strip of solid steel around them so you can't wriggle out nomatter how hard you try. Wants to hold you down and fuck you like a dirty animal. Will bite, hard. You will lose chunks of flesh and sex with him will definitely leave scars. Likes a bratty partner who will tease him until he loses his temper and gives him a good excuse to be rough with them. He likes to give and receive head and he tastes like sweat, oil and metal. Will hold your head and fuck your throat.

Despite his arrogant persona if you play with his hair he goes from master to obedient puppy surprisingly quickly. Has serious mummy issues and will melt if you tell hem he's a good boy. He is happy to bottom for his partner but it'll take a while to convince him not to top from the bottom. Will make crude jokes in an attempt to get you to fill his mouth. Wants to be slapped around and degraded. Nomatter if he's giving or receiving his favourite kind of sex is hot and angry.

[rezzyromance]

Idk if this is how you request things or if it's just asking, BUT-

How would the Lords react to an S/O that's usually the chillest person that you will ever meet (not to be confused with a pushover because they are not), they've never seen them even mildly annoyed when something bad happens. But then something happens and, turns out, the S/O is utterly TERRIFYING when they're mad.

Hope this makes sense!

Aw man I'm gonna feel awful scaring Moreau and Donna :(

Alcina

You're relaxing on a beautiful morning. The sun is shining through the window just enough to warm the room but not hurt your eyes. You hadn't even changed out of your sleep wear. "How are you feeling, my dear?", a sweet voice rang from the doorway. You were sitting in your favorite chair near the window. You turn and smile at her. She walks over and rubs your face in her large hand before leaning down and giving you a soft kiss. "I'm feeling amazing. And you?", you grab her hand before she pulls it away and you place a kiss on her knuckles. "I'm feeling alright. There's a new maid here. She's a bit slow. I'm giving her until tonight to finish dusting the entire castle or else she won't see another sunrise." It was almost comedic how dark her words were as you both stared out the window and gazed at the beautiful scenery. "Come on Alcina.", you stand up and place your hands on hers, trying to hold them despite the size difference. "Give the girl a break. It's a huge castle AND it's her first day.", you knew your words would probably change nothing. Alcina was rather cruel, but you looked past it. You tried your best to make the nervous maids comfortable whenever they arrive.

"We'll see how she does." She gives you one more kiss before leaving the room. You sit back down in your chair, enjoying the warmth of the sun for a little while longer. You lose track of time, minutes maybe even hours go by. Suddenly, there's a crash not far from the door. You jump and stand up, no longer comfortable after being startled. "What in the name of Mother Miranda?!", you leave the room and look down the hallway. The new maid stood there with a terrified look on her face. In front of her was one of the paintings Alcina had on her walls, now with a broken frame and a hole punctured. Your blood began to boil. It was a painting of you, her, and the girls all together. It was your favorite. "How in the hell did you manage to do that?!", you begin to stomp towards her. She cowers and struggles to find her words. "I-I-I was just dusting! It fell and I-I didn't mean t-", you cut her off. "How the fuck did you knock such a large painting over just by dusting?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE SUCH STUPID MISTAKES HERE?!", you unravel. "I-I didn't mean to! I'm sorry!", she almost begins to weep. "SORRY ISN'T GONNA SAVE YOUR ASS!"

"MISS DIMITRESCU PLEASE HELP!", she cries out. You freeze, realizing that the lady herself is right behind you. You turn to face her. Her eyes are wide with shock. She has never seen you like this before and never even knew you had this type of side to you. She was impressed as much as she was terrified. "(Y/N)? Are you alright my love?" She had no idea what to do as your seething slowed down. "Why don't you go back to the room, yes? Settle down a little and deal with her later.", she places a hand on your back helps walk with you back to the room. Once you're there, she bends down to whisper in your ear. "I don't know where this side of you has been this whole time, but I am so amazed by you. And also a little frightened."

Donna

The Beneviento house was usually a calm place despite its creepy aura. You and Donna are both quiet and chill people. Never once have you fought or even raised your voices at each other. It was pleasant.

You had planned a nice dinner for the both of you. You wanted to try out a new recipe and surprise her, so you made your way to the kitchen to get started. "Okay, what first? I guess I'll need a pot.", you go rummaging through the kitchen and you find the pots stacked within each other inside one of the top cabinets. You groan and stand up on your toes, grazing the pots with your fingers. It didn't take much to cause them to tumble down, crashing on top of you with a loud sound that followed. "Aw shit.", you sighed and picked up the knocked over pots. A small but annoying pain began to throb in your head from where it made contact with a pot. What you didn't notice was you forgot to pick one of the pots up. It remained unnoticed. "It's fine.", you say to yourself as you maintain your composure. Next, a cutting board and knife. You turn around and begin to walk forward to find the cutting board, but you slam your toe into counter. You wince in pain and grab your foot. "SON OF A BITCH!", you yell.

You calm yourself, still wanting to have a pleasant meal with Donna. "Alright. Everything's fine." You step forward and kick the pot that you had forgotten to pick up. It caused your freshly kicked toe to ache even more. "OH COME ON! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!", you scream and swear as you throw your arms up in pure rage and shock.

"...(Y/N)?", a gentle voice whispered from the doorway, causing you to whip your head in that direction. It was Donna. She looked absolutely horrified and almost looked like she could cry. "Is.. is everything... are you alright?", she worried. "Yes. I'm sorry. Just got a little pissed off.", you took a deep breath to calm yourself down, feeling bad for scaring the poor girl.

Moreau

You were sitting on the dock together, looking into the water as your feet swung back and forth above it. It was a sunny day and you two decided to spend it outside. Your hand slowly made its way over to his. His feet stopped swinging for a second as you entangled your fingers. "I don't know what I'd do without you, (Y/N)." his words were bitter sweet as a gentle smile formed from his lips. "Oh, Sal. You don't have to think like that. I'll always be here for you.", you kiss his cheek and continue to relax as you sway your legs.

"There it is! There's the beast!", a voice yelled from not so far away. You both look in the direction of the voice and see a few young village boys. Possibly between the ages of 13 and 16. Moreau had become some what of a scary story for the villagers. A tale that kids spread on school court yard and bring up during dares. But, you've never seen a kid brave enough to actually make it far enough into the reservoir to actually see Moreau. Now, there were about 3. All of them stood and pointed, shocked and terrified.

"Hey beast! Come get me!", one kid teases. You glare at the kids as a newfound rage begins to boil inside you. "Let's go back inside.", Moreau says before standing up from the doc. The sadness in his voice was heartbreaking. Suddenly, one of the children gathers the guts to pick up a rock and throw it as hard as he could. His aim was off, but not by much. It slammed into the wood near Moreau's feet, startling him. "Take that you devil!", he laughs. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!", you begin sprinting in the direction of the immature brats. Two of them run from the direction they came from while the one who threw the rock was frozen in fear. You took the opportunity to grab him by the collar of his shirt. "Listen here you little waste of space. I'm gonna give you 3 seconds to turn around and run for your goddamn life. If you or any of your little snot-nosed friends come around here again, they'll be goddamn fish food. Do you understand?" The kid was too scared to speak and instead began to nod rapidly. You let him go and watched as he ran as fast as he could, screaming the whole way.

You walk back to the shack and find Moreau standing in the same place he was when you took off. His mouth was agape and he looked almost as scared as the kids. "You alright Sal? I made sure those little shits won't be coming around here anymore." "Yeah... I didn't know you could be so... scary", he says. "I'm sorry. But those kids were being cruel. I had to do something.", you say. "Well... it was awesome!", he smiled. "But also very scary!" You laugh which helps sooth him a little.

Heisenberg

"Screw driver.", is all Karl said with an outstretched palm. He was working on some type of mechanical heart for his experiments. He wanted you to lend a "helping hand" even though he could easily do it all by himself. He did this because he wanted to be around you, he was just too stubborn with too big of an ego to simply say it. So here you were, handing him every little tool he asks for.

"Do you want the big one or the little one?", you say with a hint of boredom in your tone. "Aw c'mon don't sound like that! Isn't this exciting? It's like you're working on it with me! Also, hand me the big one.", you do as he says and hand him the big screw driver. "I just don't get it. You literally have powers. You can easily do this by yourself and have been for so long. Why do you need me to help?" He pauses for a second and looks over towards you, his brow slightly furrowed. "I don't NEED you to help. I just thought it would be nice for you to help out. Plus, you're the one always bitching about me constantly working. Well, here you are! Helping me work! So, either suck it up or you can leave." His harshness had no real ill will in it. He was just confused and a bit too ignorant to consider his words. But, he was testing your patience. He continued to use the screwdriver until handing it to you without saying a word.

"Hand me a screw.", he demanded with his hand facing palm up again. "Which size?" "They're all the same sizes, dumbass." You feel your blood begin to boil. "They're different fucking sizes! This one is smaller than this one!", you hold up two screws that are obviously different sizes. This makes Karl angry. Not because you were right, but because you seemed upset over something that seemed so insignificant.

"If you came here just to yap in my ear, then I don't think I need your assistance.", he huffed. You put the selection of tools and supplies he was making you hold on the table he is working on and ball your fists. "You're the one who told me to do this in the first place!", you yell. "Yeah, because you won't stop bitching! Non-stop you're always compla-" you cut him off before he can finish. "SHUT UP!", you yell. The room goes silent. "YOU SAY I'M BITCHING? HAVE YOU HEARD YOURSELF? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KARL YOU BITCH AND MOAN ALL THE TIME! I'M DONE TAKING SHIT FROM YOU!" He wanted to be angry, but he couldn't. He felt something much more overwhelming. Was he.. intimidated? He didn't move from his seat. All he could do was look up at you with a confused expression. What now? What is there to do? If he pushes you further, what would happen? He was actually too scared to find out.

You take a deep breath to calm down before speaking. "Now, if you want me to help with your shit, I'll stay as long as you keep your mouth shut. Can you possibly manage to do that?" He gulps nervously. "Yes ma'am."

[delightfulcrasher]

You are free to ignore this ask, but just in case you find it interesting enough to write about:

Since Cassandros is such a tease with his S/O…imagine if they just…turned it around 😳

Like, there is nothing cuter than a confident, flirty character that goes shy and blushy as soon as someone matches their energy, so imagine if one day, after reader had their nose gently bitten instead of a kith, they just kinda…grab him by the collar and smooch him, smiling afterwards in triumph 🥺 how would the middle son react to such a bold move??

Cassandros with a tease s/o:

There Cassandros goes again, whining and complaining that his s/o isn’t giving him enough attention. They’ve been spending far too much time with his brothers, did they forget abut him? He drapes himself over his s/o as dramatically as possible, putting his full body weight on them until they give in.

Once he has them in his arms he’ll start to tease them, saying how they were the ones who threw themselves at him, begging to be kissed. He takes his sweet time leaning in, telling his s/o everything they want to hear, lips barley touching...

But just as he’s about to bite their nose, his s/o grabs him by the collar and pulls him down to their level, firmly planting their lips on his. It tastes like bitter blood, but they’ve come to expect that from him. 

Pull back and see how his mind has simply stopped. How his grip doesn’t feel as firm. How his unnaturally pale face has turned a light shade of pink. He’s staring at his s/o, trying to find his words as they smile triumphantly at him. 

I think he might reel back at this point. After processing what just happened he hides within his hood, pulling it over his face. He’s saying something, but it’s hard to hear his muffled voice. He didn’t think his s/o had it in them to pull a stunt like that...

He’s supposed to be the one in charge here, and yet he was usurped by one simple trick. Unfair! He’ll burst into a collection of flies before rushing out of the room. His s/o probably wouldn’t see him for the next few days, the boy has to gain his ego back before he can face them again. But when they do, they are in for a world of trouble. He will get them back for this.

[heisenbergresimp]

Mornings with Heisenberg

A lot of people see Heisenberg as a guy who works all night and sleeps all day.

I think he’s one of those people who, no matter what time he goes to bed, he’s up at 6:00am.

So he’s usually running on 4-5 hours of sleep. 2-3 if he's designing a new Soldat

Blame it on growing up with Miranda; his so-called adoptive mother was always up at the crack of dawn.

Miranda would get suspicious if the factory was running all night and then quiet during the day. To avoid her coming over to checking things out, he has to the whole place up and running by 8:00 am

If you like to sleep in, he’ll leave you with a quick peck on the lips. No reason to have two people with fucked up sleep schedules.

If you are also an early riser, he’ll enjoy your company first thing in the morning.

Contrary to popular belief, Heisenberg is a very clean man. He showers every morning and every evening. However, his work is dirty and laborious which leads to his clothes looking dirty and worn.

If you're feeling frisky one morning, you're welcome to join him, though you both won't be getting clean.

After a shower, he'll meet you in the area he converted to a kitchen. You already have a hot cup of coffee ready for him and some breakfast.

Before you moved in, his breakfast was just a cup of black coffee and a cigarette.

you remember the look you gave him when you saw him have just that "Breakfast of champions buttercup."

Now he'll at least eat a couple slices of toast and a fried egg or two. Of course, if you like to cook and make stuff like pancakes or Waffles, he won't refuse.

you both sit in comfortable silence for a bit.

Mornings are one of those rare times that Heisenberg feels like he can forget how fucked up his life actually is. Of course, he'll never admit it, but he craves these domestic moments.

Eventually, the coffee is gone, and his plate only has a few crumbs on it.

Then he has to go start the factory up.

If you can help in the factory, then you'll probably just follow him.

If not, then make sure you let him know where you'll be for the day. He worries if he doesn't know where you are.

Either way, he'll have to leave you alone at some point.

It always goes the same way. He makes sure you're looking him in the eyes as he tells you to be safe. He won't say that he loves you or that he hopes that you have a great day. But those two words mean more than any 'i love you’.