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going to the grocery store is like ohh ok guess everything is 500 thousand million dollars now and i should just die

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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

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we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

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Real

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US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a horse carcass with explosives

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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

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Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.

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just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

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This website is so so so good

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a scholarly conversation about the future

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mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

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love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

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