#raw as Fuck dude i LOVE THIS

[remi-wolf-music-enjoyer]

🎶🎶coughing up big green frooogs

your life's so simple, now that I'm gooone 🎶🎶

[froglover7789]

I LOVE TOXIC SHIPS!!!!! I LOVE SHIPS WHERE THOSE MFS FIGHT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME!!!! I LOVE SHIPS THAT ARE EVIL AND WRONG GRAAAAAA I HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS

[untimelyambition]

veeeery parasocial of me but i love jon matteson hes just a silly little dude

[triglycercule]

someone on twitter drew the trio Freaking It in duos and then the third one interrupts the other two. they posted horrordust + killer and kist + horror but not horrorkiller + dust and i just gotta say Yeah That Makes Sense. yeaaaah it makes sense that horrorkiller was the one that was "too lewd to post",,,,,,,

[the-punforgiven]

Y'know how people always talk about weed being a "gateway drug" that leads into doing heavier and heavier drugs as you go on?

That's what longsword was to me, I tried fighting with a greatsword yesterday and I can't go back, I need another hit already lol

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

might remake to a new account entirely and change the name i go by

[bunny-hare]

I'm girls

[child-ofdust]

need to rant about wrestling to my f/os immediately .

[lilgynt]

bitch i was so bad at emo prom. i was so stupid bad. also got briefly followed and yelled at its not even funny that was so scary

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

There’s something about a big, buff amab tiefling just pounding Rolan into his desk or a bed. Rolan begging for more as he is reduced to a drooling mess and Tav is like “don’t be greedy” as he smacks his ass

loooook I get this. And I love it. But I gotta say as a cis woman, why can’t MY buff fem AFAB tav also do this? room for both. it’s DnD, we can ALL have implausibly huge muscles and rail Rolan’s ass raw. I certainly want to, lol.

[tiercel]

Being an autist surrounded by likeminded autistic people is so fucking funny cause one of us will post a pic of sliced apples with graham crackers shaped like bunnies and the rest of us start losing our minds with how bad we wanna eat that too

[sryluvidrc]

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[cherrythesandpup]

THE PAIN I JUST WENT THROUGH WAS AWFUL

[switch]

i just think if you’re gonna be a wannabe caveman carnivore alpha type dude i’m not gonna be impressed if you don’t even eat raw meat. commit to the bit.

[barkingangelbaby]

went to drop off my car for an oil change n inspection but my registration expired a week ago 🤪 (that emoji is ridiculous) and I'm already so anxious doing anything car related. I rescheduled the inspection for Thursday but fuck dude I just wanna cry bc I feel obnoxious to the shop and idk it's so simple but definitely something I should have been aware of and I just feel fucking stupid dude

[bookshelfdreams]

In case you're wondering what the fuck is going on in Germany today:

After our government imploded last week, current vice chancellor Robert Habeck (Greens) was the first to announce that he is going to run for chancellor in the upcoming election. He did this with a picture in which he was seen wearing a bracelet that spelt out "Kanzler-Era". He then proceeded to properly announce his candidacy in a video, filmed on a set designed to look like my mum's kitchen in the 90s, where he said, and I quote,

"I am ready to offer my experience, my strength, and my responsibility. As chancellor, if you'll have me."

He also encouraged people to invite him into their homes so he could listen to their problems. His party is currently polling around 10-12% btw. Ambitious to the point of delusion, but mad respect. Just look at him.

The title translates to "My application as a candidate for the people in Germany". The Greens are always so goddamn earnest, you just gotta love them.

So anyway, this prompted a random dude from the Cologne CDU (that's the conservative party) named Gundolf (no, really) to post on twitter that, should the Greens win, we should "inofficially" rethink women's right to vote. He also called Habeck a "political marriage swindler".

German twitter, predictably, replied with a very well-deserved "The FUCK, bro".

Then, Gundolf goes on an absolutely unhinged rant about how, actually, historically women weren't discriminated against because they were "rightfully" considered more emotional and fragile, and also, women's suffrage was a result of higher literacy rates (???), and ALSO, have you, the reader, considered that Robert Habeck is the true misogynist here because he presents himself as emotionally available in a clear effort to manipulate the girlies??? With his good looks and political competency and raw sexual appeal. NOT GUNDOLF of course. HE is immune to all that. He's just concerned for women and their fragile little brains.

(Okay, I may have exaggerated that last part a little but that's the vibes. Gundolf, do you want to tell us something?)

Anyway, that's the party who will most likely head our government next year 🙃