#random npc guy

[frchillingrn]

Greaser hangout sesh 💋

[metamatronic]

“It makes sense why ASGORE took so long to hire a new Royal Scientist. After all, the old one... Dr. Gaster. What an act to follow!” “One day, he vanished without a trace. They say he shattered across time and space.” “Well, I needn't gossip. After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.”

it’s 2024 and i’m drawing undertale fanart of *checks notes* the gaster followers??? yeah sure alright.

((also i know goner kid is monster kid’s sprite but baby alphys intern has my heart))

[caemidraws]

:･⚔ ||| P E T T I R O S S I : Chapter 01 ||| ⚔･:

P E T T I R O S S I : Chapter 01

[fantasy/horror webcomic written by @jonesylium, illustrated by me]

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[Masterpost]

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Damn

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Just saw the like 5th person referring to my Animorphs fic series Eleutherophobia as "the zombieverse," which TBH I like better than the original name. It's easier to spell, more descriptive... but also potentially misleading, since there are no literal zombies anywhere in the story. So... poll?

[whirlybirbs]

Okay but hime is such a funny pov for bruised ego, a passive observer who will never meddle or imply at risk of losing her job but knows in her heart of hearts theyre fucking nasty style please whir could we have some more hime?

...How is she supposed to answer any of the formal press questions that emerge after tonight's charity gala?

Let alone her coworker's?

Hime's head is in her hands. The coverage is replaying on her laptop screen. She should have left the office hours ago.

But, I mean — there's All Might, opening the car door for you. He offers a hand, and you take it, and you emerge to cameras flashing but... god, it's like there's no one else even there. All Might is giving you that smile Hime has seen a thousand times in this very office, and it almost makes her own knees weak under her desk the moment he reaches and allows his hand to fall on the bare skin of your lower back.

You look so... different. So feminine. So... delicate. Your smile is genuine and soft and lacks the usual crackle of electricity.

Hime hates that she knows All Might picked out that dress you're wearing. Hime hates that she knows he agonized over it — even went so far as to asking her in confidence if she thought Derecho would like it.

"I know she feels comfortable in black," he said as he chewed the cuticle of his thumb, "And I thought it would be a nice gesture seeing as this is our first, formal appearance as co-Heroes."

Co-Heroes. Is that what we're calling it?

This whole thing is tender and slow and so much more than just her two bosses out for a black-tie dinner being hosted by the Hero Commission.

It's like watching soft-core porn, for fuck's sake.

The office is going to explode tomorrow. This is going to be the juiciest water-cooler talk they've had in weeks.

Then, THEN — it gets even more romantic — because All Might just has to go and say something to you in the middle of it all. Hime's old coworker from her last agency already forwarded her a TikTok of someone well-versed in lip-reading theorizing it was:

"You look so beautiful, Derecho."

Hime groans.

Tomorrow is going to be really interesting.

— a reference to this fic here ;

[vyladromeave]

also hey speaking of which. Click here to get your randomly assigned mcd character.

whoever you get, thats your guy now. Mine is Kenmur :)

[apollos-boyfriend]

i need captainsparklez on the qsmp not for any of the joke reasons i’ve stated before but because i have NEVER seen a man (+community) that gets attached to npcs/child characters SO quickly before. the second he finds a little guy to attach himself to he will Not Let Go. i NEED to see how he reacts to the eggs/other npcs so bad i think it would take exactly .2 seconds for him to lay down his life for them

[coockie8]

i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that

Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.

I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to

Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!

[t00thpasteface]

normal human tourmaleena in her normal human house, sitting around thinking about rocketships or warthogs or whatever

elliot is there so she can share her genius ideas. he has no idea what she's talking about but he believes in gay/lesbian solidarity

[andrewknightley]

viv has very good points about being agaisnt the mage rebelion such as "have you guys seen we are severely outnumbered and gonna fucking gonna die"

[plushchimera]

don't you hate it when you show up to the quest all dressed up and there's an npc wearing the same thing?

this is embarrassing, someone will have to change

[the-1-foxy]

I am a fan of the Barney Calhoun

[tumblmon]

Inbetween trips to my sides of the family this week so I don't have much energy to work on the card game but I've been wondering! What do you guys think are the Iconic Beasts? The Pikachus and Charizards of Cassette Beasts.

Magicrab, pombomb, and the starters are mostly obvious answers but other ones I've noticed that get a lot of fan attention are Domminoth and Dandylion.

I want to know people's answers to help me focus in on the first beasts to drill down into concrete cards. I have a list of ones that I want to work on but I want to know what beasts you guys want to see sooner rather than later.

[sarenhale]

hel- HELLO? HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????

HEHEGFHWEW HELLO?

HELLO?????????????????????????? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????????

*falls down a row of stairs* *gets up again* H- HFFH- HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[clownsnake]

I’m on episode 71 of the orv webtoon. so he’s literally just been dissociating this whole time huh