#radio’s rambles

[radio-zephyr]

“The only thing that could bring me to insanity is you” pili to pangi ok!!!!!!!!! brain-altering moment oh my god

[soupdwelling]

ok au where after becoming archivist jon starts getting into the habit of making vent tiktoks in his car after work because tim showed him how and at first he was like “this is stupid” but then it genuinely started helping him decompress so he just kept doing it in secret. and he eventually he gains a minor following who are becoming increasingly concerned because it goes from “the most INSUFFERABLE statement giver came in today” to “i got fucking KIDNAPPED AGAIN!!!”

[shadebloopnik]

Alastor being a petty ass btch to the two people who did not want his ass back for the 3 seconds he's been back, icon

[rice-enjoyer]

[oasisofgalaxies]

screenshots of varying quality and coherence

nosferatu nite was great thank u rtvs gang <3

[radioroxx]

my favourite part of the magnus protocol is when alice said “its diversing time!” and then diversed all over the place

[fernacular]

Something you start to notice growing up and living as a, let's say, not conventionally attractive woman, is how much feminist rhetoric, especially the kind that gets really popular and commercial, is from the viewpoint of pretty women. And I'm not saying anything that's being said is wrong per se, but it feels very specific to their experiences, and carries the vibe that they haven't really devoted much thought to what it's like existing as a not-pretty woman. Which ultimately makes it feel pretty alienating?

Like yeah, it sucks that you get treated like a doll and are expected to just shut up and look pretty, that shouldn't happen. I'm sorry to hear that. Girls like me are expected to just shut up and.... end of sentence. Disappear, preferably. You don't hear a lot of girl power songs referencing that on the radio.

It just feels weird to watch music videos about how women are treated like shit and deserve better and 99% of the women in the video are still like, very pretty and dolled up. And then there's maybe one dolled up fat girl or one kinda butch girl (never a fat butch girl let's not go crazy) thrown in for decoration.

Like watching the Barbie movie was wild because while it was very clearly a feminist movie, and did in fact have a couple not classically beautiful women peppered in, all the talking points still revolved around the problems thin pretty women encounter with very little consideration for how not being beautiful tends to intensify a lot of these problems, not dodge them.

And it's VERY hard to point this out and talk about it without having internalized misogyny pinned to your vest like you're in the Go Fuck Yourself Girlscouts.

[lavender-radio]

umbreon owners do NOT buy a black rug you will spend 30 minutes panicking and thinking your buddy disappeared into the ether meanwhile he takes his mandatory mid evening nap

i am livid

[willowshimmer]

Alastor without his staticy voice is something I never knew I would hear and kind of love...

AAAAAAAA CHARLIE MARRY ME! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!

Lucifer really needs to talk with Charlie more to understand swearing. FOR THIS NOT TO HAPPEN!

Oh shit he actually looks like Alex Brightman (His VA)

YEAAAAAH YOU GO NIFTY KILL THAT MF!

OMG I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! HE WAS GOING TO DIE BY SACRIFICING HIMSELF! I'm gonna go and cry in a corner...

I really hope Lute returns and I hope season 2 will be just as AMAZING as this season!

[radio-zephyr]

Ros asks for Bad’s soul in exchange for the castle walls and bad said she had to get in line…..^-^

[celtrist]

This was a planned thing I had around the time I had this little rant (appreciate everyone who's bothered reading that thank you!)

Seeing as we have three canonically Asexual characters, I thought each of them having a different romantic orientation (and varying asexuality on the scale) would be fun and neat to show the variations to the orientations! But I was really stumped on Mammon since I was pretty set on Alastor and Octavia, but Mammon not being any form of aromantic didn't feel right, not terribly ooc, just definitely felt a bit more like "he's the leftovers" sort of thing when divvying up the romantic orientations. But lo and behold, the new episode of Helluva came out and helped solved that little quandrie. So here are my thoughts below on each!

Alastor (Loveless Aromantic) If you've seen my rant, you probably have a good idea why I labeled him as a "loveless aromantic" (meaning in this sense I'm talking about, he just wouldn't have any form of romantic affections or go into something like a QPR or the like). And I do genuinely think he would be! But I know there's A LOT of bias for Alastor NOT being aromantic (or at least open to some sort of relationship), and I will admit I might've been a bit biased here too! I've just seen a lot of love for only specific parts of the aro spectrum that "allows" Alastor to get with someone, and I wanted to give some love to the aro spectrum that gets little to no appreciation (plus I do just genuinely think he'd be this). If you don't agree, all is fair ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ The point is, I realize I'm probably in the minority here. Plus, it's all a guessing game more or less until something is officially stated, which probably will never happen for any of these three.

Anyway, like I said, I just don't see Alastor really getting as close to anyone even as a QPR. At the VERY LEAST, not in a QPR that has a lot of romantic parts to it (kissing on the lips, cuddling, etc.). My man wouldn't have any interest in marriage or anything romantic, he's very happy on his own and probably gossips about OTHER people's love lives. Then again, he seemed pretty close to cracking when he heard Charlie ranting about her own love life... With that said, I do think he DOES like the company of others, he's VERY social after all. But actually, getting intimate with someone? Mmm, that doesn't feel right for him to me. A kiss on the cheek or PERHAPS a cuddle here and there at most, but nothing like bathing with someone or kissing with tongue. He's also a man of the roaring twenties, so you KNOW how he thinks about intimacies that might have no romantic/sexual connotations by themselves (like bathing with someone) are romantic on their own just because being that close to someone was seen that way in his time. Plus again, I just don't think he'd be interested in that stuff as is (potentially he could be both touch-starved and touch-aversed. And oh boy, wouldn't that be a conundrum!) On one hand, I like and can see Alastor being sex-repulsed, on the other I can also see him just feeling nothing towards it. Considering Angel's "advances" in both the first episode and the pilot, he does have a bit of a strong reaction towards sex, but nothing crazy either. I can see him being lukewarm to the subject (so he could read a book or read a script out loud with sex in it), but he could be repulsed when it actually INVOLVES HIM. I can definitely see him somewhat annoyed with the subject for how everywhere it is though.

Octavia (QPR Aromantic) It's a little hard to pinpoint, but I can personally see Octavia getting into a close QPR sooner than Alastor, but maaayybe only be a hair. Octavia could possibly get into a platonic relationship with someone that would have remnants of seeming romantic. I do think she's probably the most sex-repulsed of the three, if in part because of her father's inclinations that he doesn't seem to hide even when she's around. Honestly, I feel like we still haven't seen enough of her to get a good grasp on this aspect of her character in if she would be interested in getting as close as to a QPR with someone. But I'd certainly like to think so, because damn does our girl need it. Her falling into some sort of relationship would probably be hard seeing as how her parents' relationship was so awful. So she could be hesitant about doing something like that.

Mammon He was the big toughy! And while his advances on Leviathan might have been meant in a more platonic way or just for show to go against Ozzy's and Bee's romantic relations, I'm going with what's there! So Mammon seems like he could be straight or bi/pan. But I don't have a hard grasp on which so I'm tossing that in the air. I don't think he'd be sex-repulsed just because of how "sex makes money". Like, there's no question that sex appeal is a big part of business even if something isn't even that sexual. So while I think he's not largely interested in doing anything sexual, I can see him being okay or even lukewarm to the subject, maybe just not getting the appeal entirely. Maaaayybe he's sex-favorable? Of the three I would imagine he would be the most likely to be sex-favorable, but I dunno.

I like the idea of Octavia being the only one aware as to what her orientations are. Alastor is... well he's Alastor, and Mammon doesn't seem like he'd be too interested in the details of things. Just that "there's straight, gay, and the between area".

[shadebloopnik]

Radioapple twitter goin thru a thing rn

LIKE AMIR????

AMIR???? CHAT???? AMIR WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR?????

[qu1cks1lversb1tch]

I just thought of something and now I can't stop laughing and questioning my sanity.

Okay, okay, Picture this:

Alastor and reader are walking down the street one day, essentially body doubling while they do their usual, individual business.

Reader sees a random sinner with nice, long legs and, without thinking, makes the comment: "I wish I had their legs."

Alastor kinda just hums and looks at them confused, but neither of them mention it.

Flash forward a few days and reader is sitting on the couch and Alastor drops this pair of legs in front of reader like a cat leaving a mouse on someone's pillow.

And this is how I see the interaction going:

Alastor, dropping these legs in front of reader: Here.

Reader: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Alastor: You said 'I wish I had their legs', and now you do!

Reader: Wha — I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT, AL!

Alastor, shrugging: Oh, well.

Reader, sighing: We really need to teach you social cues. . .

So, that's what was in my head at nearly 3:00 am. If anyone wants to expand this and write it, literally go for it, because I likely won't write it, purely because I'm working on requests and my major fic. Just tag me because I wanna read it and this is my idea.

Guys, I promise I'm mostly sane (I've been writing fae porn all night)

[humanradiojmp]

I might have a problem

[radioroxx]

tthis is just like fivenifht at freddies when th when you have no power and then dreddy comes and fuckign gets you in the dark and he sings too his song. this is just like that

[yandere-wishes]

Warning: Genie Rambles

I've been thinking about Red X lately (after seeing a clip of him on the HQ show) and I can't help but wish he was his own character instead of an evil persona for Dick or Jason or Damian. Like, wouldn't it be cool if he were a Robin who went rogue? like Jason with Arkham knight. But instead, he's like the "forgotten son" the one Bruce avoids talking about because he can't fatham a reason why he went evil.

There wasn't any torture involved. Just a little boy who grew up to become disillusioned with the world of heroes. Who chose violence and villainy because he saw the appeal, he understood the madness.

I'm thinking he would be older than most the Robins. The robin between Dick and Jason or Jason and Tim. Maybe sometimes for holidays he still pops into the manner to pick up the gift Alfred and Bruce leave him. Maybe he leaves them something.

I can't decide if he would hate the other Robins or just not care. They're his brothers but they are traitors just like Bruce the dad who abandoned him. Or maybe he's just chill, he knows he's the traitor, he knows he chose the darkness. But he's happy with his choice and still loves his family regardless of them being heroes