#willow shitposts

[willowshimmer]

Jesus Christ...

I had a theory that Vaggie was an exterminator but the fact how her eye got gouged out and destroyed is just brutal....

AND THEY DID JUST FOR THE FACT SHE DIDN'T KILL A KID! A CHILD! FUCKING HELL! HEAVEN IS BRUTAL!

Angel and Husk caring for Nifty is adorable. You can't hate it.

ALASTOR'S DEMON FORM IS BADASS! LIKE HOLY SHIT! ALSO HIS STAFF IS IN HIS HAND!

[willowshimmer]

Reblogging this for any writers on my blog to help in case they are writing such scene.

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

[kinsey3furry300]

Okay so hear me out...

BONUS CURSED CONTENT! Laios and Hunter have the same wolf Fursona:

EDIT: Following feedback, I’m changing the Willow/Chilchuck panel from “A parent in a child’s body who is just done with everyone’s shit” to “Carrying the team, Done with everyone’s shit.” I don’t want anything I produce to be hurtful or upsetting to anyone, so even though I don’t feel it’s as impactful, and least it’s not infantilising. This will probably achieve little to nothing now the meme has breached containment but it’s the least I can do. Thank you all for feedback.

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: *Looks past Weiss* Weiss, you didn't tell me you had a beautiful older sister?~💕

Weiss: Wait, winter is here? *turns around* That's my mom.

Willow: Weiss, don't interrupt him.

[brokentrafficknight]

[willowshimmer]

CANDY FOR EVERYONE!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Mama Arc: *Smiling* Willow~ How lovely to see you~

Willow: *Smiling* Ah, Prismeya! I have been better than ever! In fact, There's something I'd like to talk to you about!

Mama Arc: If I had to guess, it's about My son and Your second daughter?

Willow: Indeed it is! You see, Your Dearest Son attempted to court my daughter some time ago, and she declined. However, I can see that my daughter has learned to accept love in earnest. I was wondering if you could encourage him to try again?

Mama Arc: Well that's very interesting! You see, as you said, Your daughter said no! And when someone says 'No' they mean 'No'! and more than that, She should find another potential Paramour!

Willow: Then Perhaps she should ask him instead? After all, that's only fair~

Mama Arc: No, no, no. That'd be too close to toying with Jaune's emotions, and We can't have that, can we?~

Willow: *Still Smiling, drawing her Hammer* Really?

Mama Arc: *Still Smiling, Drawing her Halberd* Yes, Really~

Papa Arc: ... There's a weird, sorta, like, literally violent sexual tension thing goin' on here, so I'm just gonna head out ... and uh ... Have Fun Hun'.

[willowshimmer]

I'm sorry but this was adorable in my opinion.

LIKE HE JUST RESTS HIS HEAD ON HIS BACK! THAT'S ADORABLE! 😍

[magicalfrenchwitch]

Why are these characters always so good ? They deserve more attention.

[lesboygideon]

the noceda siblings discover the power of violence

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Why the hell are you dating my mother!?

Jaune: Well, she's a wonderful woman with grace, poise, and massive ti-

[quattro-bacheema]

With enough power, you can reignite a dying star

[willowshimmer]

My gender is like a hurricane in a dress....

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Wait I see it...

@cosmiconix @theunderwateraquarium

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Penny! Thanks the Gods!

Penny: You seem out of Breath, and in a state of heightened arousal What has happened?

Jaune: Weiss and her Family have lost it!

Penny: How so?

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey, Weissssssss ...

Jaune: Hey, What, uh, What are you Wearing?

Weiss: *Dressed as 2B, minus the skirt* It is my prerogative to help Humanity in anyway I can.

Weiss: *Pressing herself against Jaune* Is there anything I may assist you with?

Jaune: Humina Humina Humina-

Weiss: Its Certainly Feels there may be something~

Jaune: *Pauses, Sprints out of Room fighting his arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Winter? Wint-

Winter: *Dressed as A2, Holding a sword just under his Chin* Hm. If she was too Forward it would seem. Though, I know That I will succeed where she failed-

Jaune: *Splashes water on her, Sprints away again fighting more arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Ms. Schnee! Weiss and Winter have gone nuts!

Willow: I'm in My bathroom Right now, just sit on my bed and I'll be out in a moment!

Jaune: O-Okay. The thing is, They're dressed up as characters from a video game- And it's all really Skimpy! I don't know why they're acting like this-

Willow: *Steps out dressed as the Commander* I know my hair doesn't match The one their having me dress as, but I hope it's not too far off~

Jaune: *Leaps up, runs off once more*

Willow: Oh I so do Love The hunt!

~~~~~

Jaune: *Hides in Whitley's closet*

Jaune: Breathe, breathe, You'll be fine.

Whitley: I'd say you already are fine~

Jaune: AH!

Whitley: *Dressed as 9S* I'd Rather be the one screaming. C'mon It'll be fun! It's not like this is Prohibited~

Jaune: *Hard-On Tearing his pants, Sprints to door*

Door: *Is Locked*

Whitley: I'm not as foolish as my family-

Jaune: *Jumps out Window*

Whitley: ... Shit.

~~~~~

Jaune: And that's why I'm here!

Penny: That does seem like a Very Distressing scenario. Follow me, I will take you somewhere where your Stress may be believed. *Penny begins walking*

Jaune: *Following* Where are we Going?

Penny: To my Dormitory. We may help there.

Jaune: *Entering The Dormitory* "We"

Ciel: *Dressed as 2P, Bent over a bed* We.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *Taking Pants Off* Fine, But Penny goes first for Tricking Me.

Penny: That is an Acceptable Outcome! I will inform Specialist Winter so she may bring her family!

[bowietea]

Don't Starve am I right?

[juanarc-thethird]

Willow: Excuse me Jaune, how old are you?

Jaune: 2X...

Willow: Oh, nice. Perfect~💕

Jaune: *Worry* Excuse me?