#willow shitposts

[willowshimmer]

Jesus Christ...

I had a theory that Vaggie was an exterminator but the fact how her eye got gouged out and destroyed is just brutal....

AND THEY DID JUST FOR THE FACT SHE DIDN'T KILL A KID! A CHILD! FUCKING HELL! HEAVEN IS BRUTAL!

Angel and Husk caring for Nifty is adorable. You can't hate it.

ALASTOR'S DEMON FORM IS BADASS! LIKE HOLY SHIT! ALSO HIS STAFF IS IN HIS HAND!

[willowshimmer]

Reblogging this for any writers on my blog to help in case they are writing such scene.

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

[kinsey3furry300]

Okay so hear me out...

BONUS CURSED CONTENT! Laios and Hunter have the same wolf Fursona:

EDIT: Following feedback, I’m changing the Willow/Chilchuck panel from “A parent in a child’s body who is just done with everyone’s shit” to “Carrying the team, Done with everyone’s shit.” I don’t want anything I produce to be hurtful or upsetting to anyone, so even though I don’t feel it’s as impactful, and least it’s not infantilising. This will probably achieve little to nothing now the meme has breached containment but it’s the least I can do. Thank you all for feedback.

[willowshimmer]

I'm sorry but this was adorable in my opinion.

LIKE HE JUST RESTS HIS HEAD ON HIS BACK! THAT'S ADORABLE! 😍

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: *Looks past Weiss* Weiss, you didn't tell me you had a beautiful older sister?~💕

Weiss: Wait, winter is here? *turns around* That's my mom.

Willow: Weiss, don't interrupt him.

[willowshimmer]

This is to cute....

A bit of a palate cleanser for everyone.

[howi99]

Jaune: *looking at Nicholas portrait* Weird, your grandpa looks like my grandpa...

Weiss: *nervous* R-really?

Jaune: Yeah... Like, the resemblance is uncanny.

Weiss: *blushing* Y-yeah, weird! Ah ah...

Jaune: B-but they can't be related, right? I didn't just start a relationship with my cousin or something... R-right?

Weiss: *Not looking at Jaune* ...

Jaune: Please tell me i didn't "snap the choker" my cousin!

Weiss: *sweating nervously* I-i know he had another wife before my grandma-

Jaune: *looking horrified*

Weiss: B-BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, RIGHT!? HALF-SIBLINGS AREN'T SIBLINGS, RIGHT!?!

Willow: *seeing Jaune* Oh my, if it isn't my sister's son! Aw, how handsome you have become! I remember when you were still just a kid who wanted to marry me. Fufufu~ you were so adorable back then~!

Jaune: *crestfallen* I'm dating my cousin... My sisters are never gonna let that up...

Willow: Oh that reminds me, i heard you were now dating my daughter? *Smile* That's perfect, since you are betrothed!

Jaune: *falling to his knees* What kind of medieval bullshit is that!

Weiss: *sigh* I only learned it yesterday... Sorry...

Jaune: YOU MADE ME CHOKE YOU KNOWING WE WERE RELATED!?!

Weiss: ... Ok look, sorry if it slipped my mind when you started kissing me all of a sudden! You didn't even let me talk!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Cooking breakfast* How do you like your eggs Weiss?

Weiss: Sunny-

Willow: She likes them fertilized.

Weiss: MOTHER!

Willow: Give me Grandchildren or I'm giving you a sibling!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Jaune, I'd like my eggs fertilized. Now.

[brokentrafficknight]

[willowshimmer]

How would you're house even be-

WHAT?

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[kilmersgirl]

Noticing a severe lack of people mentioning him when they talk ab actors with impeccable range..... this is CRIMINAL......... so I'LL just have to show appreciation, I suppose........

(These are all from ONE movie☹️ he's so cool sigh)

[magicalfrenchwitch]

Why are these characters always so good ? They deserve more attention.

[willowshimmer]

Alastor without his staticy voice is something I never knew I would hear and kind of love...

AAAAAAAA CHARLIE MARRY ME! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!

Lucifer really needs to talk with Charlie more to understand swearing. FOR THIS NOT TO HAPPEN!

Oh shit he actually looks like Alex Brightman (His VA)

YEAAAAAH YOU GO NIFTY KILL THAT MF!

OMG I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! HE WAS GOING TO DIE BY SACRIFICING HIMSELF! I'm gonna go and cry in a corner...

I really hope Lute returns and I hope season 2 will be just as AMAZING as this season!

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Why the hell are you dating my mother!?

Jaune: Well, she's a wonderful woman with grace, poise, and massive ti-

[juanarc-thethird]

Willow: Excuse me Jaune, how old are you?

Jaune: 2X...

Willow: Oh, nice. Perfect~💕

Jaune: *Worry* Excuse me?

[willowshimmer]

It really is... Just us dancing and prancing.

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