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wooly-nooly · 8 months ago
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Who wants to be the possum to my raccoon
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astro1d-sp3lled-wr0ng · 1 year ago
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BEBES
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furballfaggot · 2 years ago
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PICK THE SKUNK it evolves into Fire/Poison and the ability it gets is sick as hell /j
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 1 month ago
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im curious, why do you like fiddlestan?
i like them in theory (all the pain potential, jeez!) but i feel like i'm missing something very obvious
Oh boy, you’re about to open pandoras box with this one -
I’ve liked fiddlestan for a LONG time, almost a decade now, (EXHIBIT A!!!), and honestly, I’ll admit that the ship is mostly based on speculation. So maybe you’re not missing something obvious, maybe I’m just delusional. I can’t speak for everyone, all I can do is explain why I like it: because it’s deeply rooted in several layers of irony. 
It’s ironic because fiddleford spent the better part of a YEAR dealing with fords nonsense. (And I KNOW, it’s not all bad, but really, especially if you read journal 3, that poor man was put through a LOT. He was definitely taken advantage of, at LEAST a little.) And after grappling with the acceptance that your longtime friend and unrequited love will never return your feelings, having lost the man to some crazy otherworldly nightmare machine, who shows up?? But his TWIN BROTHER who’s HUMBLE and KIND and TEN TIMES MORE DOWN TO EARTH?? It’s ironic, because they don’t know each other, yet they both have years of history with the same person who’s wronged them, and, they can make out about it!! THEY CAN FUCK TO SPITE HIM!! Stan stole his brothers name (and committed multiple crimes under said name), stole his house, and stole his research partner!! And… it's ironic because it’s Grunkle Stan and old man Mcgucket. That needs no elaboration.
(these are all my personal takes/headcanons! Like I said, this ship is based solely on interpretation, so I’m sure a lot of fiddlestanners like fiddauthor too. There’s like a billion different ways to interpret this ship.)
Also -
Their personalities are surprisingly similar when you stop and think about it!! You put those two in the same room, and they’d come up with some highly devilish scams together. They both have moral codes that are a little… ambiguous. And… I can’t believe I’m gonna pull this out as *canon fiddlestan documentation* but these are the kind of crumbs we’re working with here: MABELS DREAM IN THE SOCK OPERA CREDITS!!!! Although it’s not something that actually happened, and it’s just a reference to statler and waldorf, they are IN CHARACTER!! I think this is how they would actually act together if they were friends!! Just two old dudes, hanging out together watching tv, making fun of whatever they’re watching. If you’re in the room, you might get roasted too. Just a couple of old farts. It makes me so happy to think about. 
No fiddlestan rundown post would be complete without the fandoms EXTREME STRAW GRASP at Old Goldie and the Flame Retardant Raccoon. Soos calls mcgucket a “prospector guy,” amongst the other obvious comparisons you can make between fiddleford and goldie. Goldie is something stan used to like a long time ago, but he’s all old and fucked up now, best to throw him away and forget about it. BUT, as it turns out, there’s still good in that old thing after all. SO LETS GET MARRIED IN VEGAS!!!! It’s an extreme stretch, but… It’s a fiddlestan trope that they, at some point, have a crazy night of fun+romance in vegas together.  And I personally like to think that they return when they’re older+happy and tie the knot for reals. The raccoon speaks for itself - it’s one of the ways you can compare stan to a raccoon. And of course, mcgucket's raccoon wife. 
This is where it starts to get a little angsty, and if you “get all the pain potential” then you may have already given this some thought - but why does stan treat fiddleford the way he does if they used to love each other? The whole “UGH, this guy” comment in land before swine, looking all uncomfortable around him in fight fighters, choosing the spot furthest from where mcgucket lotions himself at the pool, and the “possum breath” comment in the last episode (and fiddleford actually has the mental clarity to look perturbed after he says it). Stan is hurt!!! He’s upset!! If they used to be a Thing after the portal incident, something must have happened between them for fiddlefords mental illness to get the better of him, and for him to choose to erase both stan and ford from his memories. I, personally, think that it was deep rooted internal homophobia (being raised in the south, that runs deep), and being scared for getting too close to stan. They were getting too comfortable, and that scared him. What about his family? And tate? His son can never meet stan. He can never let his wife know. And all the paranormal fuckery incidents leading up to this that already weakened his mental state, the portal incident, already having zapped his brain a few times, would have sent him over the edge. So I’m thinking they would have gotten into a fight of some kind, and fiddleford would have stormed off. Thus leaving stan having to live in a town with the person he USED to love, who doesn’t remember him at all!!! What!!!!! That sucks!!!! Only upside to fiddlefords memory erasure is that it makes it easier for stan to pretend nothing ever happened. But it’s still not easy. Also, if word ever got out that old man mcgucket used to be his boyfriend, he would never be able to live it down. So he compensates by being an ass towards him. Fuck. 
But then!! If fiddleford has the chance to heal!!! (say… maybe… when the twins are on the stan o war II) then stan would come back to gravity falls and see fiddleford looking like the person he knew thirty years ago!!!! WHAT!?!?! CAN’T RUN FROM YOUR PAST FOREVER, CAN YOU!?!?! And you KNOW fiddleford would remember what happened with stan. How long can stan keep himself in denial?? And now we’re opening up the can of worms: how the FUCK does this information reach ford?? That your brother used to canoodle with your research partner and might STILL BE?? That has so much potential too. 
Ok I wasn’t expecting to write those last two paragraphs but it’s A BIG PART OF WHY I LOVE FIDDLESTAN!!! It’s a crazy fucking rollercoaster ride!!! This thing has so many angles!!! And that’s just MY fiddlestan interpretation - I’ve seen a lot of different takes on the sort of story that would transpire between these two. But no matter what you’re cooking, It’s always a LOT. 
There’s probably so so much I didn’t touch on here. If anyone else wants to throw in their two cents as to why they like fiddlestan, please, add something!!!
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cryptomiracle · 9 months ago
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more creepypasta headcanons
(+ marble hornets)
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WARNINGS:
Ooc? Idk
I started this at 2 am and you can tell
Cursing
I write on my phone so the format may be a little weird
Any brands, games, or characters mentioned in this do NOT belong to me, nor am I sponsored by them in any way.
This is very unserious, I've noticed that a lot of my other hcs usually take a "dark" turn and so I decided to make some that didn't.
You could even say they're a bit... silly.
You should totally check out my masterlist for more hcs (it's pinned)
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Characters: masky, hoodie, ticci toby, jeff the killer, and BEN DROWNED.
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Jeff:
he's extremely hard headed, he WILL argue/fight with someone over the dumbest things and he'll never stop arguing, even if he knows the other person is right.
He has an "emo accent"
He likes to start drama between people, and then leave the crime scene.
He is so ashy you could strike a match off of his elbow
He's been wearing the same beat up converse since 2012, them things are being held together by duct tape and a prayer.
His favorite animal is a raccoon, he says they're sneaky and nocturnal like him.
He refuses to get a new phone, he won't even steal one.
He curses all the time just cause he can, sometimes he'll even jumble random curse words together.
BEN:
He listens to vocaloid and he doesn't play about miku
He runs one of those "rage bait" accounts that are painfully obviously bait
Still quotes old memes and refuses to let them die
Example: yeet, t-posing, and "sanic the hedgehog"
He scams old people on Facebook and e-daters, he doesn't feel bad about it either.
He uses the money he gets from scamming to buy v-bucks and overwatch coins
He once doxxed someone for dissing miku
slender had to take away his mic privileges because he was keeping everyone up at night by yelling bloody murder at people on fortnite/overwatch
once showed up at someones house because they emoted on him after killing him in game
Toby:
He vapes, and thinks he's so cool cause he can do "vape tricks" and he makes people watch him while he does them
Someone once gave him apple cider, told him it was alcohol, and he pretended to be drunk.
His phone gallery is filled with random photos, like there'll be a low quality picture of a tree and then right beside it a picture of a ceiling. Just random stuff
Mint chocolate chip ice cream enjoyer
He's really flexible, although he has bad posture he can do back bends, the splits, etc
more on his terrible posture; when he sits he literally looks like this: ) )
When he first started working for slenderman, he REFUSED to live in the manor and lived outside. While he lived outside he became friends with a lot of the wildlife, slender eventually made him move into the manor because there was a rumor that toby was going to make a "possum army" and try to overthrow slender
He will fight anyone and anything he really doesn't care about his, or their well-being.
Had a "weeb" phase when he was in middle school and he still has nightmares about "naruto running" away from his bullies.
Hoodie:
He can make a killer sandwich (lol) he's not the best at cooking other things, but if you get him to make you a sandwich, he'll bless your taste buds.
He loves karaoke, he can't sing for shit but he still does it anyway
He acts like a millennial (I'm sorry) not to the point where it's completely unbearable, but he will send people "relatable memes" every now and then
He enjoys online arguments, he'll never participate but he will scroll through different threads of people arguing for hours on end
He likes for people to say stuff like "GO WHITE BOY GO" to him
He blushes when he lies, he's a scarily good liar but if you ever want to catch him in a lie, point out the fact that his cheeks are red.
Whenever he has a drink with a straw, he holds the straw in-between his tooth gap.
he sends streaks.
Masky:
He has a NASTYYY side eye, and sometimes he'll scrunch up his nose while side eyeing someone just to make it sting even more
Contemplated getting a mullet once, he never went through with it though.
He coughs like someone's grandfather who smoked three packs of cigarettes a day for 40 years
If someone says a word that reminds him lf a song he likes, it'll automatically get stuck in his head and he'll hum it all day after that.
he isn't weak when it comes to stinky smells, but if it's stinky enough to make him gag he's extremely overdramatic.
he learned how to sew because of how much he ripped his jeans, shirts, etc.
Sleeps so hard sometimes people think he's dead, he'll just be laying there looking casket ready but everyone is too scared to check on him cause he gets super grumpy when woken up.
he always keeps a little money hidden somewhere, even if it's just a 5 dollar bill.
he's superstitious, if he sees you attempt to walk under a ladder he will physically drag you back and make you walk around it.
he has a pair of brass knuckles which he only saves for "special occasions" they're his favorite things ever, he even named them.
he only uses his phone to call, text, or search something up, and that's it.
he doesn't even have YouTube installed.
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I will be reading over this to check for any errors, ty for reading - M
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pant--eater · 4 months ago
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I've seen plenty of autistic Wallace headcanons (DESERVED because that man is Autism Incarnate. He also gives me low empathy energy, which makes me happy because it's so rare to see low empathy heroic characters in media 💖)
and I've yapped a lot about autistic Mr. Tweedy before, so now imma throw to the table the girl with croissant hair
🥕🥕Autistic Lady Tottington 🥕🥕
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hyperfixates on vegetables. Girl dresses up as a carrot for the fair and has a whole ass fancy royal greenhouse dedicated for veggies. Queen shit 🎉 Hell, all of her outfits are somehow nature inspired and I hc she sews many of them herself! :> Ask her about growing them, fertilizing and reaping, and she will NOT shut up. (also yes my Willace hc still stands that after some first inital difficulties, she and Mr. Tweedy become besties who infodump to each other about veggies and apples respectively <3)
Just like Wallace with cheese, her safefood and continual samefood is vegetables. She was that rare child who always ate her greens LMAO and preferred them to candy
Animals and caring for them is absolutely another hyperfixation point!! Her mansion after the movie's events becomes a bunny haven and she grows rabbits, both as pets for herself, and to give them away to people that she trusts would be caring owners
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She also has a soft spot for other creatures too that are seen as pests or otherwise disgusting, and will always be open to adopting them instead of letting them get killed. Such as rats, cockroaches, ants, possums, raccoons, you name it.
(in fact Nick and Fetcher have more than often crashed in her place LMAO, pretty much using the mansion as a midway resting location, during their big trips to the mainland from Chicken Island. And I imagine they would at some point tell Ginger about Totty, which makes Ginger and the chickens wonder that maybe not all humans are evil to animals!)
Totty has a very strong extreme moral drive, and stirring away from it upsets her to the point of tears. (protecting innocent animals and getting rid of pests in humane ways, no matter how dangerous the situation gets. It does get irrational sometimes but she just can't bring herself to see any sort of critters in pain 💔💔💔💔THIS LADY HAS A BIG HEART OKAY???) She tries her best to make Lord Victor bend to that and be kinder to animals, even if that asshat is a lost cause.
The videogame adaptation also mentions she is a vegan, so she def gets massive discomfort from eating anything animal related
Her kind and forgiving, sentimental nature sometimes makes her stress herself out and put her energy to people who don't deserve it. It's clear that she is not happy with Victor, but she stays and tries to make it all work with him, because she wants to believe she can change him and bring out a kind man in him. (Girl please, your "I can fix him" game is off the charts) And she only dumps him for good once he crosses a line and tries to kill Wallace. Heck, maybe she does not have many genuine friends, also due to her noblewoman status being intimidating to many :( And that's also why she stayed with Victor, and it wasn't until meeting Wallace and Gromit that she was able to get out of the toxic relationship.
Victor clearly sees her as naive and annoying for her autistic quirks and personality during the movie, and is only after her because of her status, money and looks. Reducing her to a trophy. If that ain't a relatable autistic experience I don't know what is
In my hc universe she does not get romantically involved with Wallace. I know Aardman likes to shiptease them as canon and I don't have a problem with it, it's cute! I just personally prefer them as platonic friends, especially since the Were-Rabbit movie subverted the "love triangle" and "nice guy gets the girl" tropes where the whole punchline was that Totty in fact did NOT marry Wallace after him pining for her the whole movie, and it was so refreshing to see. Especially since Wallace was not upset at all about being rejected!! We stan a king 🫶🫶🫶
The whole scene of Totty going "I have caught feelings for you" was, in my hcs, Totty being comphet :''') 💔💔💔She has grown fond of Wallace because he is the first man in a long time who does not treat her like a pretty prize like Victor. And poor Totty, being the affection starved girlie that she is, who also has grown in a heteronormative British noble society, thinks that it means automatically romantic feelings. PLUS she is very touchy and affectionate when it comes to interacting with people she likes, so it's easy for people to mistake it for romantic interest
Either way she and Wallace are very good friends with autism 2 autism solidarity, and THIS SCENE LEGIT MAKES ME SO HAPPY, Totty showing her appreciation by copying Wallace's stim <3
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h3110-dar1in9 · 11 months ago
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Hi, hello, I'm back <3
Okokok so since you write for Brahms I have a request 👉👈
So when I first watched the movie(s but the second one was meh) I thought Gretta (I think that's her name ??) Was kind of a b^tch like ?? She was so mean to our sweet baby wall boy
So....Brahms with a reader who's like sweet n motherly even before they knew he was living in the walls because our baby needs some love..
Make sure you drink some water and have a wonderful day/night
Mwah <3
Ooo I love this! I do agree that the second movie was bleh but Brahms deserves love! He has so much messed up trauma he just needs love!!
Brahms x Motherly Reader
Word count: 😬
An: I may have went a bit overboard on this.
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I had always loved children from a young age. I was used to raising my siblings and cousins alike, so babysitting was no problem for me at all. I had just recently moved to rural England, and sadly as it may seem finding work was a tad bit… complicated. Through it was my luck that I miraculously found an ad in the paper for a lovely couple needing someone to babysit their young son. Now I expected many things a quaint little cottage with an old frame maybe, but what I didn’t expect was a two story building that looked like it was from the Victorian era. The couple were very sweet. Although, I did find it albeit strange that the child I was supposed to babysit was a doll. I didn’t voice these thoughts, as it was quite obvious some sort of trauma coping mechanism was in the background with this ‘family’. All I did was simply smile and say hello to the young boy.
“Hello Brahms. I think we are going to be good friends!”
The parents paid me well, and to keep myself occupied they had a large and vast library with an astonishing assortment of books and novels. I had a very set schedule that I was to follow as I cared for Brahms. I was to get up and wake him gently and then get him ready for the day. I then had to prepare him breakfast. Alongside caring for Brahms I had to tend to the garden slightly as well as resetting the mouse traps in the basement. I continued this routine for what seemed like months before the sounds started. I first noticed it as I was reading to Brahms one day in the library. I had picked a simple book of fables and I was giving voices to the characters within it. I would show Brahms the pictures that were in the book and every so often I absentmindedly caressed the boys head. The strange thing was that when I did this I would hear a bang within the wall closest to me. Now it was merely me being curious after it had happened a couple of times. I had just thought that the home was old and it creaked and cracked every so often. I started to notice however that the thud would purposefully happen on the dot every time I caressed Brahms’s head. I paused in my reading momentarily and stroked the dolls head again.
THUD!
This one was louder than the others.
“Hello? Is anyone there?”
I heard movement within the walls.
“It’s alright.”
I assumed the sounds that I was hearing was simply just a woodland creature that had slipped into the walls to avoid the cold.
“You can come out I won’t hurt you I promise.”
Now I expected a possum or even a raccoon to come out, but I wasn’t ready for a fully grown man to step out of the walls to stand in front of me.
I tried my best to remain calm so that I could think of a way to call the cops.
“Oh um hello there! Was it you making the noises?”
I heard a faint noise come from the man in front of me.
“Pretty.”
I flushed slightly. Well I wasn’t expecting that. Maybe violence or anger, but certainly not him calling me pretty!
“W-would you like to read with me?”
I panicked. I didn’t know what else I was supposed to do!
These events have now led me to having a grown man with a mask listen to me read as I stroked his head.
Well… at least the pay is good.
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warringwarrioridiot · 7 months ago
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The Taiga files
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Taiga likes sweet foods. She has a record of eating over 500 chocolate bars without gaining much weight. This has to do with her high metabolism levels and muscle density.
Taiga has a hypnotizing voice. Most of the women in her family have something called "Canto delle Sirene" (Song of the Sirens). Many who are aware of the Sogno bloodline (Taiga's mother's maiden name) believe that Maria Sogno (a ghostly woman who dwells in Italy's waters) was a siren and/or succubus.
Taiga will wake up in the middle of the night just to talk to Douma. She enjoys his company and admires his strength.
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Taiga admiring Douma while he duels with Akaza.
Similar to Muzan, Taiga is very open about her favoritism. (But she's much nicer about it) Whenever Taiga goes to the uppermoon meetings, she rarely talks to anybody but Douma and Kokushibo.
Taiga accidentally called Kokushibo "Dad" once, she was embarrassed about it for weeks and did her best to avoid him by hiding behind Douma.
It was literally that one episode of Brooklyn 99 when Peralta calls Captain Holt "dad"
Taiga barely acknowledges Akaza, constantly getting his name wrong and looking down at him (just like Muzan is with literally anybody 💀). She's only polite to him because of how Douma considers him a "friend"
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“What are you, some sort of clown? What's with the shitty tattoos and the pink hair? You look stupid.”
Taiga is the polar opposite when she sees Douma. She acts much sweeter with the blonde more than anybody else. Obviously she respects Kokushibo. (and clearly sees him as family)
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“You're so amazing, Douma! Your blood art is so pretty. I wish mine was like that!”
“Too bad the others can't amount to your talent” *stares directly at Akaza with a shit-eating grin*
This obviously pisses a lot of the other moons off. (except for Koku, Nakime, and Muzan, they just tune it out like mature adults)
Taiga can only cook Italian foods, and even then she struggles with it. She can make hella good wine, though!
She often gives Douma the wine to bathe in.
Taiga's love language is giving gifts and physical affection, she loves to show how much she cares through actions. She's no good at verbal affirmations, but that won't stop her from calling a certain blonde cunt the most perfect being alive.
When Taiga refers to Douma as perfect, she isn't talking about the whole god-whisperer bullshit. She's talking about him as a person.
In a nutshell, she's down bad. Down very, very bad.
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Taiga really, really likes animals. She's always been able to communicate well with many different kinds of critters, from giant grizzly bears to tiny weasels.
Taiga has often brought small rodents like possums and raccoons to the Eternal Paradise cult, much to the members dismay.
She actually kept a pet mouse named Algernon, which freaked everyone out.
When Douma was informed of this by terrified cultists, he burst out laughing. Never would he have expected Taiga to do something like that!
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When Taiga first began to work undercover, she took a Demon Slayer uniform from one of Doma's midnight snacks and followed a certain checkered haori to HQ, where she crashed into a hashira meeting Die Hard style.
Tanjiro had a feeling he was being followed, but had no idea who it was. Taiga is good at hiding in plain sight, so he could only rely on his sense of smell.
She literally broke through a window and flipped her hair in the cuntiest way possible
Kagaya had no idea about Taiga working with Muzan, but the hashira (specifically Shinobu) had a bad feeling about her.
When she got there, she ended up being recognized by Kagaya, who knew her parents from back in the day. (A very long story)
Shinobu was the first one to question her, asking questions about her origins and other stuff.
Taiga simply turned to her and looked at her with the most disrespectful ass response 💀🙏
“Who gave you permission to speak to me? I don't remember asking for your opinion, you disgusting creature. Get out of my sight, you're making me ill.”
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Before anything could actually happen, Kagaya the Chad spoke up.
Shinobu, much to everyone's shock, actually pulled out her sword and tried to attack the strange girl out of pure rage.
This is an ability both Muzan and Taiga have. They can manipulate human emotions with a single gaze or phrase. That's why Shinobu got so angry all of a sudden. No human is completely immune to it.
Taiga (finally) offered her "services" to Kagaya. She said she knew secrets about the uppermoons and Muzan that could aid them in the war.
He asked Taiga in literally the kindest way possible and without a trace of anger to not antagonize Shinobu. Surprisingly, Taiga listened and piped down.
Kagaya, after careful consideration, agreed.
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Taiga got up, pulled a batman and left in a dramatic yet awesome way.
As she was walking back, two unimportant demon slayers had found her and tried to rob. (and potentially assault her)
Tanjiro had been going on another mission when he spotted this. He recognized Taiga's scent and tried to help her.
But he wasn't needed..
When Taiga came back to the cult, she was immediately pulled into a hug by a "worried" Douma.
Her soul left her body. All her brain could think of was "Man tiddies Man tiddies Man tiddies Man tiddies Man tiddies-"
Luckily, Douma let her go before she passed out.
Being the little shit he is, Douma pointed out her red face.
Taiga immediately replied with "it was hot outside 😃" even though it was snowing. Fucking dumbass-
Before Douma could unintentionally push her buttons some more, Nakime teleported a letter to her. It read:
"Send me all the information you gathered. I don't care how you do it, but it must be done quickly."
Muzan can't read Taiga's mind like he can with his uppermoons, he can only sense her emotions and has to guess what she's thinking. (Which pisses him off a lot)
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Here's an official panel I made for this!
That's all I got for now, bye.
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vampirevatican · 1 year ago
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HI I LOVE UR JUDD WRITINGS!!! theyre like,, kefhipefhkjfhsdjfhweiofhiof. but, i have a request! most judd x readers i see are where like, his s/o is a sweet person or whatever. and i agree that is PROBABLY whats best for him, yes, but what if he had a s/o whos like him? like similar personality wise. what do you think?
EEEEEEEEE, sorry got very excited. firstly thank you so much, i try. secondly this has been a constant and now i get to tackle it
remember the valentine's episode? the green haired girl with the blue eyes and she looked pretty nu goth or nu metal??
yeah something like that would be in his ball park too and i think he'd have just as much fun
maybe a bit more?? nothing against the softies but i feel like he'd be able to let loose more, and get up to devious activities with them w/o stressing for them?
that is to say, for the opposites, they could commit crimes but that ranges on who im writing for and with that in mind also goes for the success of the crime
someone like him? yeah we're talking goth/punk/emo bonnie and clyde
vandalism, arson, petty theft and other light crimes
they both terrorize nick and his friends, it's necessary
someone like this? would probably be friends with jessi and lola. probably teach missy how to live a little w/o getting caught
y'all are definitely matching sometimes, sometimes it's the hair or accessories
they actually get him to dress up sometimes, like wearing rings
they'll do his eye makeup and he does yours
the raccoons are y'all's kids, i swear
pet possums are added to the mix, maybe rats
judd's parents? if they were to meet his other half then they'd be supportive but also a bit worried. elliot is expecting complete darkness to take over the world, bc there can't be two judd's.
again, loves seeing them kick ass and would join in if they needed help
overall there's definitely intimate and sweet moments but there's also so much crime or like creepy/crazy added to it
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the-silver-peahen-residence · 4 months ago
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||The Misadventures of Phoenix and Shadow Chimera Sorcerer Part 19: A small curse terror||
Hi dears. I just got another idea for this so have another chapter. It was funny in my head so I hope you like it. Please enjoy part 19.
----- Chapters of Adventure so far --------
||Previous chapters of Chapter 1-9||
||Previous chapters of Chapters 6-13||
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
((Your reading chapter 19))
||Drabble Summary||
It's been some time after Kisho brought back the little Possom like Raccoon curse spirit to the school. However, it seems things have gotten a bit bad after he did. What chaos has this little curse brought? read to find out.
||Warning||
~A little curse brat
~lots of yelling and cursing
~destruction might be present in this
||Muses in this drabble||
Taz Hellion, Kinie, , Daichi/Eito belongs to my friend and amazing rp partner@chunibyo-x-sorcerer that is a side blog owned by @demon-blood-youths
Ryomen Sukuna, Yuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, and Nobara Kugisaki belong to Jujtusu Kaisen but also to me due to rping them as muses. While the same for Miko Yotsuya, yuria niguredou nd Hana Yurikawa from the anime series/manga series Mieruko-chan but also to me due to rping as them as muses.
((Note: This drabble will have heavy grammar mistakes and errors but this was written for fun. I hope you understand but also enjoy please.))
"So Taz, how have you been so far? We heard your still growing stronger by the day. We all still do miss you but we hope your well." Taz Hellion was speaking to her leader from the DBT: Van Ink the dragon. She's been doing the daily check up today seeing her in her dorm room.
"Hi Ink and I miss you too. I've been alright and still getting stronger by the day. Though, we are just having another day off though due to some things." she laughed a bit while sitting on her bed to look at the screen.
"Ah, I see. Well, knowing how training has been I believe that. Though, has anything new happened with you and the others?" she asked as Taz thinks about it.
"Hmmmm, not really. Though, some things have happened." Taz explains before she looks seeing a baby quoll near by rolling on it's back. The same one that Taz summoned when she became a toddler. However, their was another curse that was curled up in her lap happily.
"Uhhhhh wait, what is that?" Ink noticed to see the Possum racoon curse. However, she blinks to pet his head to smile.
"Oh this is Charlie. He's a curse that Kisho and Megumi found when on a mission. He tends to be a grumpy pants but he's not too bad." she said while petting him. The baby quoll nuzzles against her hand too as she was petting both of them.
"Wait..Kisho and Megumi found him? Though, he don't seem like a grumpy pants.."
"Trust me, he is. He tends to be a trouble maker." Taz said with a sweatdrop. But maybe she can explain.
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"So yeah! I figured if we bring him back we can teach him now to be nice!" Kisho was speaking to the others even the Principle Yaga who was seeing both Megumi and Yuji scratched up all over while Megumi was doing his best not to be angry.
"Uh huh........and your telling me this how? I thought the curse was with them during the time-"
"Lets just say we found it during the time we were shopping for Taz and Yuji. But Kisho figure it was a good idea to go and bring it back." he explains to see Yaga sigh.
"......"
"Please Mister Yaga. I'm sure he can be nice..." Kisho said only to see the curse hiss and hops on his face scratching his face again. Kisho screams in pain trying to stop it.
"WILL YOU STOP SCRATCHING MY FACE!? OW THAT HURTS! STOP IT!"
"........" Nanami, Yaga, and Gojo blinks to hear this but they were unsure on how this curse will be good. With a sigh, he looks to him.
"Fine. I guess you can prove it. You boys will just try to make our 'guest' welcome. Just....keep it out of trouble." he said.
"R..right.." Megumi said seeing Kisho rolling on the ground trying to get the curse off his now scratched up face.
"Ow..."
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"Oh wow. So that curse named Charlie was like that?" Ink asked.
"Yeah but he don't mean to. Though, he seems to be friendly with the girls instead of the guys." Taz said still petting his head seeing the baby quoll now sleeping in her lap too.
"Charlie was either very scared when being found or maybe he was just unsure on what to do."she said but Taz keeps holding both curses to her.
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As soon as Kisho and Megumi was given the order to keep a eye on the curse. He already caused some chaos. From the first day, he's been always biting and clawing at the boys who would take turns to it but it was after Taz and Yuji were back to normal. At first, Taz was shocked hearing this even Yuji was too when hearing this. But more when seeing the little curse.
"Why are you two so scratched up?" Nobara said but Kisho sighed.
"You don't want to know-Ow!"
"Sorry!" Miko said trying to put some medicine on the scratches of his face while holding a bottle, a cotton ball with tweezers.
"Well, even though you guys look like a mess..." Nobara sighed. "Though, has the little guy gotten used to his new home?" she asked.
"..Eh...in a way.." Kisho said remembering it shredding his clothes, trying to bit Eito. Their was times it sneaks off causing problems like attacking Megumi while he sleeps or jumpscaring. To Yuji being bitten and him scratching at his face. All Sukuna would do is laugh.
"Well you guys have got to try being more nice to it or...him?" she said.
"Well, it's more like a monster if that's the right word!" Megumi said annoyed with this curse hearing it hiss at him but he saw it glare at him before seeing Megumi holding him.
"Besides, we wouldn't have to worry about him if he stops biting me and the guys." he said poking his nose seeing veins showing till it chomps down on his hand. "OW! YOU FUCKING LITTLE-"
He sees him jump from his hands right into Taz's arms as she blinks to hold it. He hisses angry at Megumi, Kisho, and Yuji but nuzzles happily against Taz.
"Uhhhhhh....he seems to like you...." Miko said to Taz.
"HA!?!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Kisho said.
'Wow, I can't believe you brats are so scared of a little thing. You call yourselves sorcerers?!' Kinie said laughing at the boys even if they look to her trying to not say anything.
"You don't get it Kinie that THING hates us!" Yuji said.
'Yeah, no kidding!' she said bursting out laughing.
"I..I don't know how he likes me. I just met him.....but he does look cute." she said seeing him now trying to be cute before it looks to Nobara wagging it's tail.
"Huh, she's got a point. He looks more like a little kid than most." she even reaches to scratch it's head hearing a happy trill from it's throat. It even wraps the tail around her wrist hoping for more.
".............."
"You...that fucking little-"
"Easy Megumi, easy." Kisho said nervous seeing him wanting to destroy that little beast.
"How can I!? Why did you think bringing him back was a good idea!?" he said grabbing Kisho by the shirt who yelps.
"I thought he would be added as a new member like Wilson!" he said in a panic.
"SERIOUSLY!?" He said only to see the cruse being petted by Nobara, Taz, and Yuria. Miko was just done with fixing Kisho up before seeing the curse hop and lands in her arms. She squeaked seeing him nuzzling her cheek.
"H..hello there little guy.." she said being carefully while even Eito, Wilson, and Anaconda was curious he only keeps being happy with the females but he seems to be alright with them too.
'Oh this little jerk!' Kisho thought only for him to still be admired by the girls. He even walks over to glare at it. "How come your so nice with them and not us!? Why be a little brat!" he said only for the curse to hiss and chomp down on his hand again.
Kisho twitched only to yelp out in pain from the bite as he rolls on the ground from the pain. Megumi and Yuji sweatdrops even seeing Eito looking at him with a deadpan expression.
"Now now, I'm sure he didn't mean it.." Yuria said.
"Oh he did! I'll get you for that!" Kisho said with tears in his eyes even if the curse hisses at him but goes to nuzzling Taz happily calm again.
"I..I think we should give him a...a name right?" Miko asked seeing the girls agree.
"Hmmmm..true. So...what should we name him?" Nobara asked.
"....How about Ross?" Yuria said seeing the curse shaking his head.
"Mark?" Nobara said seeing him shake his head.
"..St...steve?" Miko said seeing him shake his head. Taz thinks a little but she blinks to look.
"How about Charlie? Is that okay?" she asked to see him blink but nod as he goes to hop in Taz's arms to lick her cheek. She blinks holding him.
"So Charlie hmm? Alright then, we'll call you Charlie!" she said as the girls were happy. However, the boys were shocked seeing this. That sneaky little punk got the girls to love him! However, when doing so, he shows a snickering grin from the girls to the guys who was seething right now.
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"Ohhhh now I get it. Wow, he must cause a lot of trouble around don't he?" Ink asked.
"Hmmm, In a way but he's not bad. He's just a little curse. It's just like Wilson when he was taken out due to be cursed. So I think Charlie will be fine. The other shikigami get along with him. I don't know why he don't get along with big brother and the others though." she mutters wondering about it.
"Well, I'm sure in the future they will get along. I do want them to be happy even with this little guy. Mr. Yaga already made a cute plush for him too so it means he's part of the family now!" she smiled looking at the two sleeping shikigami.
"Speaking of them, where are the guys?" Ink asked.
"Ehhhh they said something about doing some cleaning work around school. I'm sure they will be done before lunch later." she said. This made Ink blink wondering what happened but she gets the feeling it involved Charlie.
Meanwhile with them, they had to clean the classroom due to Charlie's rage so they were cleaning it up before Megumi was brushing something away.
"You know, maybe it was a bad idea to bring him here.." Kisho said only to get bonked on the head hard by Megumi leaving a swollen lump. "OW!"
"YOU THINK!?" he shouted shaking his fist. "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE EXORCIST THE CURSE BUT NOW BECAUSE OF THIS HE'S STUCK WITH US!" Megumi said.
"I SAID I WAS SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW! I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE NICE LATER IN THE FUTURE BUT WE WILL HAVE TO KEEP TRYING WON'T WE?!" he said only for Megumi's eye to twtich.
"He's right. Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot. I'm sure he will be nice....if we try." Yuji said. Moments later, Yuji and Kisho were running out of the classroom with bunnies chasing them.
"COME ON MEGUMI!! WE WERE JUST SAYING!" Yuji said scared as he ran.
"YEAH, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!"
"GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE!!" He shouted chasing them as Kisho and Yuji runs off screaming for their lives. However, they will be sure to finish up the cleaning and maybe think of a way to get better with knowing Charlie. Maybe.
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lichen-punk · 3 months ago
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1, 3, 9, 20, 25, 27, 28, 39, 45, 47 SORRY THIS IS SO MANY LOLL
o my goodness ok im putting a cut here for everyone's sanity cause all these questions got me excited
Do you have a favorite place near you to “touch grass”?
theres a little woodsy park near my house just within easy walking distance which is easy to get into regardless of time of day or night and has an incredible hill where you can sit under an oak tree in the tall grass and watch the sun or the moon come up or set depending on time of day and year and i love love love it one of the only good things about my town i go up there for my Rituals And Things gkjhsf
3. If you could see any extinct species in the wild, what would it be?
im a sucker for megafauna id love to see an irish elk or an aurochs or a woolly mammoth that would be so so cool
9. Do you have a favorite nature photo you’ve ever taken?
here's some of the best photos ive ever taken in my life, and then some pictures from the hike back to the cabin when we realized the sun was setting sooner than we thought it would and it was about to get WAY too cold for how we were dressed
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20. What’s your favorite poem or song lyric about nature?
definitely a gerard manley hopkins!!! he's my fave poet ever and half his work is about nature. i'm torn between two, tho: i think my favorite of all time, really my favorite poem entirely, is the windhover (ive been trying to copy and paste it here without ruining the formatting but it is not working alas so you must google it sorry), but the last stanza of another of my favorites of his poems, inversnaid, is also just. fucking killer
What would the world be, once bereft Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left, O let them be left, wildness and wet; Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet.
25. What’s your favorite plant to grow yourself?
i unfortunately live in a terrible spot to grow stuff, the yard of my family's little house is like. straight dry clay and entirely shady, so my thumb has never gotten even the barest hint of green to it. one day id like to grow wheat or corn or some such tho
27. What’s your favorite outdoor activity?
honestly????? i love to just Sit And Observe. i used to love love love swimming in creeks and lakes and things, but obv i havent swum in anything for a very long time. hopefully i will again one dayy im also a big big fan of a fire for singing around. and to be honest shakespeare doesnt feel right unless its performed somewhere outdoors and beautiful now
28. What’s your favorite local animal you see all the time but still love?
ALL OF THEMMMMMM we get raccoons and possums and squirrels and mule deer and black tailed deer and crows and ravens and pigeons and rats and mice and apparently frogs i learned recently and newts and theyre all my best friends and i get so excited when i see them
39. What ecosystem do you consider your “home” ecosystem?
absolutely all american pacific northwest shit i love a temperate rainforest with redwoods and doug firs and such and then the deciduous layer underneath all ferns and moss and little creeks and then the harsh cliffs down to the beach all cold and foggy and windy. that's where i Belong easy peasy. i do also associate the more aggressively californian Beige Grassy Hills With Lonely Scrappy Little Coast Live Oaks or Valley Oaks On Top type biome with home and growing up, but its always been a little too harsh and dry and sunny for me here.
45. What is your favorite wildflower?
o god thats hard i love wildflowers. im a sucker for daisies, obv, and i love forget-me-nots and california poppies and indian paintbrush and columbine and and and
47. What is your favorite species of tree?
o no thats hard too!!!!! ummm probably oak trees, especially white oaks like the valley oak or the oregon white oak, especially the really big old wise looking ones, but i also adore sequoioideae and other conifers, unsurprisingly, and rowans and apple trees among others hold personal spiritual significance, and theres this specific kind of maple or sweetgum idk what it is but they grew outside the theatre i grew up in so they always make me nostalgic. OH and i LOVE the smell of california bay laurel thats the Good Summertime Smell for me
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midshines · 1 year ago
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Don’t get me wrong, I love possums and raccoons with all my heart… but where is all of the love for skunks, huh?
This could just be that skunks were the first animal I had real experience with as a wildlife rehab volunteer, but I’ve always been more captivated by skunks.
They’re also just as mischievous, they’re just not as effective due to their body shapes and lack of good climbing ability.
And yeah, they’re stinky, but I think those who aren’t around the other two don’t realize how stinky they can be (especially opossums).
Truly, I do love them all though, but I wish people who coo at the pictures of possums I take would do the same for my bsf (best skunk friend).
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ovaruling · 8 months ago
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sometimes the view outside my kitchen window is so idyllic i almost feel unworthy of the peace and harmony the animals there show me. the doves and grackles and jays and cardinals and warblers and ibis and woodpeckers all eat together, alongside squirrels and (at dusk) raccoons and possums.
natural fungi grow happily and undisturbed nearby, breaking down fallen leaves and seed fragments and making the soil a happy place for underground friends like worms and burrowing reptiles and amphibians. the canopy of the large trees overhead provides shade in the rising heat and shelter from the rain and wind, even for the butterflies. the blooming flowers on the edges provide sustenance for pollinators and the large 35-year-old trees nearby provide a variety of homes for all who visit this little clearing of mine. there is nothing wasted here. everything is made use of in this little microcosm. everyone, down to the tiniest insect, has a role.
my neighborhood used to boast large patches of untouched old growth forests when i was very young. one of my earliest memories was crying to see them cut down for development. these animals have been displaced so violently, now considered “pests” viable for extermination in the new mowed backyards where their homes used to be. they have nowhere to go and limited places to forage for food.
it’s nothing like those beautiful long-gone forests, but i’m more than happy to keep providing something, however ersatz, for them until i have enough resources to purchase as much land as i can here to replant native flora on, where the forests used to be.
it will take my whole life to be able to secure something like that—but i am determined to give back to the place i grew up in, no matter what i have to do to achieve it, or how long it takes. i will make reparations for what we have taken from the creatures we share this land with. i will give them back at least one approximate forest. it won’t ever be the same, i can’t ever get that perfect ecosystem back. but i can give them something in the vast human-developed desert of nothing.
for now, this is the best i can do. but i still think it’s something.
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fellphoenix · 8 days ago
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Does Caroline have a rival and how would it have started? Not a Super serious rival, but She does have a rival band in the little band tournament she is a part of! that would make her Rivals my characters Buka and Des, who are ina duo band called "Bee Damned" What is her sexuality, how does she show and like to receive love? caroline would be bi / pan, dating one of her fellow band members, vaun :) . She definitely is a big compliment giver , and loves to be the big spoon when cuddling. Vaun cuddles up to her for comfort and that is her fave thing in the whole wide world What clique would she be in? as previously mentioned, her band!! I will update this post when i come up w a name for that Her band consists of herself, her Bf Vaun, Watson , and Zack. they are a metal band, with Caroline being the singer. Thank you @getpaidgetlaidgatorade for the questions!!<3
Bonus questions asked for most Ocs: Voice Claim: In terms of singing and overall band vibe, i'd have to say the artist Baby Bugs, and more specifically in their song Autotheist. Inspiration for the character: i already had Watson and Zack created a few years before Caroline and Vaun. Watson is a rabbit, and Zack is a fennec fox, therefore in a predator/prey dynamic. I am particularly fond of that, so I wanted to create another set. Ultimately I couldn't really decide on a pair because all i knew was that i REALLY wanted to use raccoon for one of the characters. I instead decided with making a possum and raccoon. although they arent pred/prey, they have an interesting dynamic in the wild. so Caroline and Vaun got in the works. I knew from the start I wanted her to be very pink, very cutesy , despite her being a more dominant type of person. and Vaun was going to be very hot topic vibes. eventually I settled on designs for both that I liked, and realized they would relatively fit in with both Watson and Zack. Although i had thoughts of those two before creating Caroline, i hadnt initially planned for them to be friends, let alone in a band together. But Watson and Zack's band had recently lost 2 members and needed people to fill those roles. Thus i put them all together and the 4 of them are band mates and best friends, nearly inseparable
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singlebrokenstar · 4 months ago
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cyrus / cyra / shaelyn | they/them/theirs | non-binary aroace pan
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born on february 15th of 2010, currently 14 years old !! ★
i am dominion angelkin + raccoon & possum therian fyi :))
i have bpd, please be easy when it comes to mental health and loaded topics such as that!
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please try to use tone tags with me, i don't pick up on tone well!
DNI endos/willows, proship darkship or comship, radqueer, transIDs, anti-therian, cringe culture enthusiast. otherwise, i block freely!
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★ — “he's my best friend, best of all best friends! do you have a best friend too?”
my beliefs include ...
left-leaning anarchist. blm, free palestine, pro-lgbtqia+, all the jazz you would expect from somebody like me basically!
anti-cringe culture!! <3
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— i prefer not to be involved in things like discourse or drama, i will not and do not actively seek out fights. if you do have a problem w/ me i would be more than happy to talk it out :))
furthermore, i'm just here to have fun! my account will mostly be for reblogs, not posts or anything of the sort!
— i am a pagan who worships deities i'd rather not share. some of my interests are dsaf, dialtown, okegom, fnaf, ddlc, hlvrai, and many many more!! some music artists i like are will wood and tally hall!
★ — “he tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy! hey, you should get a best friend too!”
thank you for reading my intro post!! if you made it to the end of this, i hope you have an absolutely fantastic rest of your day!
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wandamaximoffsbadgirl · 5 months ago
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what is a raccoon without a possum best friend?
sad!
thank god we’re friends! hehe
-🦝
Honestly! We need each other, truly.
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