#caroline

[ranchwamen]

Student overalls are the best tradition of all time, everyone say thank you Swedish sitsfest tradition and teekkarit <3

[aperture-hag]

That viral video of that guy's insane morning routine makes me want to see the Old Aperture Caroline morning routine.

5AM: Wake up and you're already at work because you live at work.

6AM: Take a 3-mile jog around the testing spheres and carry a fire extinguisher with you. You will be putting out literal and metaphorical fires with the lab boys all morning.

8AM: Bring Mr. Johnson his coffee. Pour it on his face to wake him up from last night's crash out if necessary.

9AM: Catch up on paperwork and other admin duties like answering phone calls and forging Mr. Johnson's signature.

10AM: Your Vitamin D deficiency is slowly killing you. Gamble on whether or not to take an Aperture Science Liquid Solar Ray Supplement Capsule in order to boost your serotonin levels.

11AM: Go back to paperwork.

[daltondallyy]

Dalton felt a smile on his face, he didn’t know how it got there and he wasn’t going to question why. He had a good feeling that he knew exactly why it was there. He was looking at her.

Looking at her a little too long he scratched the back of his neck, breaking eye contact, clearing his throat. 

“Well, I’m uh…” He sheepishly chuckled, shaking his head a little,  looking back at her. “... I’m very happy to have had your help for the moment of crisis.”

Dalton pressed his lips together trying his best to make sense of what was happening. If he put memories together of before they started crowding him he had been looking at his account balance. That had to be the puzzle piece that was missing from this day.

“I think one of them might have gotten a look into my bank account. I was checking it on my phone before I was crowded.” He sighed, his shoulders dropping a little heavily. 

“I’m unknown as far as I know, unless my bio parents said something.” Unlikely, it was definitely his phone.

“Vultures.” { @thecarolinexkelly }

Caroline couldn't help the little snort that rumbled out of her, shaking her head bemusedly as she looked up to the man she'd essentially rescued, "Fun huh?" She asked teasingly before he was giving his name back in response and she nodded once again. "Well Dalton, it's nice to meet you. And to..well, save you." She added with a little laugh.

"Do they maybe know you from something or...anything like that?" Maybe he was some big fancy celebrity? This town was apparently home to a few musicians and actors, even if Caroline didn't know who most of them were since she and her grandmother really only had basic cable on their old tv, and Caroline spent too much time working on her music (or working in general) to keep up with new releases over the years. She could be talking to an A-List actor and be none the wiser.

[onebadnoodle]

villagers of stardew valley pt 2

[rambrandt-the-painter]

how much do you want her be honest

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Loud and clear, five two four

[gzeidraws]

assistant to the velvet room assistant

[shrimperini]

a caroline for her appreciation day!

[hydroflorix]

My pieces for @turrettarot ! I had the 9 of Pentacles and The Empress, respectively.

[jvgsjeff]

[beanzabear]

girl it’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl!

alt versions :3 and close ups

[aperture-hag]

Anyways here's a video of GLaDOS/Caroline's voice actor Ellen McLain saying the words "Gordon Freeman!" (and her husband John Patrick Lowrie immediately doing his City 17 Civilian voice).

Caroline Portal 2 knows Gordon Freeman confirmed!!! /j

(source)

[sodaagun]

LORD GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE

[marshmallowbee13]

I've been thinking about why Caroline was so murdery upon waking up as GLaDOS and realized... She was a woman in the scientific field in the 50s-80s. You can imagine the utter bullshit she's had to endure from the others. Being stuffed into a computer was likely just the last straw.

Like yeah of course she wants to murder them all.

[bibridtribrid]

STEFAN & CAROLINE 4.19, “Pictures of You"

[cupcakeshakesnake]

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