#quotes from the wife

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

A lot of you underestimate how prevalent British bias is not only in F1 but across sports generally, and even in other industries.

Max saying he has the wrong passport in the paddock is an accurate statement. Do you think he, Seb, or Michael would've been half as vilified by the British media if they had a British passport instead? Would Fernando? Do you think Yuki would get half as much shit about his radio "conduct" if he was British? Because it's the British commentators who consistently have issues with it, and say shit like it's "unbecoming" for a driver to speak that way, ignoring that 1 it's not his first language and 2 IT WAS ENGLISH PEOPLE HE LEARNT THAT LANGUAGE FROM. Sometimes people misspeak, but Yuki has always taken accountability and apologised if he has and if he caused harm. Martin Brundle did not get nearly as much backlash from the media when he misspoke and called an Asian driver a slur while commentating. He also never apologised for it.

Alex, one of the four Brits on the grid but who drives under the Thai flag, has said that the commentators only call him British born when he does well. He was completely excluded from the Silverstone publicity about the home crowd heroes, whereas George, Lewis & Lando were heralded, not only on race weekend, but for weeks leading up to it.

Alex's statement also reminded me of this Richard Harris quote, "When I'm in trouble, I'm an Irishman. When I turn in a good performance, I'm an Englishman." Genuinely, if I took a shot every time a British organisation/person claimed a talented Irish person was actually a Brit, I'd have died from alcohol poisoning years ago.

Hell, I see George wearing the poppy pin this weekend in the lead up to remembrance Sunday. Do you know the amount of shit James McClean gets every year because he refuses to wear one? And he has very valid reasons for choosing not to wear it, yet he's torn to shreds every year by not only random people on the Internet or on the streets but by commentators and the media too.

Because of how this sport became mainstream and because no one challenged Bernie Eccleston's monopoly on broadcasting rights back in the day (people were given the opportunity to buy a share of the broadcasting rights; the idiots said no), this sport has prioritised the British voice/perspective for decades. I know the other broadcasts are just as biased for their home team/drivers, but the British one is the biggest one, as it's the main broadcast for better and more often for the worst. It's the broadcast with the most reach and influence. Their bias has to be challenged eventually if this sport ever hopes to properly expand and grow. The British bias is so difficult to miss once you start noticing it.

[until-i-set-him-free]

#SMITTEN4SMITTEN ❤️

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was talking to my brother the other day after i rewatched dark phoenix and he was like 'why is everyone so mean to charles in this movie?? were they always this mean to him ?? is it cause he's bald now- he lost his pretty privilege??' and i fear i havent recovered

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dannies are like “yeah i know i have the worst taste. don’t worry i know i’m garbage. also sorry for having a lesbian crush on dan howell idk how to explain it he’s just my wife sometimes. also i hate him but it’s only ok for me to hate him btw. i’m very ashamed but sadly i was just born this way and lady gaga told me to love myself the way i was born but i make it pretty fucking hard to do that. dan is an annoying dumb whiny bitch and he’s everything to me. phil is a god and deserves to be worshipped as such i just belong in the trash bin with dan. it’s where i was born it’s where i grew up and its where i will die. its who i am inside and out to my core. i cannot tell you what this man means to me. he’s so stupid and he owns my heart. every time he talks i scream SHUT UP at my phone and here’s his handwriting tattooed on my arm. love is love okay and god has cursed me to love a cringefail whore that’s just the way it is. yeah ‘embrace the void and have the courage to exist’ was my senior quote so what. what about it. let me have inferior taste. yknow what why are you interrogating me” and honestly we’re so real for that

[mouldycakes]

TRANSLATION

Steve: Hi! Danny: Wow! Hey, how- how- how handsome, he, in his suit. Steve: It's for you. I wore it for you. Danny: Thank you. Steve: You're welcome.

Steve: Hey, what are you doing?

Danny: Is that a clip-on?

Steve: It's not a clip-on. What did I say?!

Danny: Your tie is crooked. Can I fix it, love?

Danny: Darling, come here.

Steve: Thank you.

Danny: I thought they didn't wear ties in Hawaii.

Steve: They don't, but it's a special day. So I wore it.

LatAm dub once again killing me here, with cuteness.

[nostalgic-muffins]

ena: akito

akito: thats what kohane used to call me...

ena: thats because thats your fucking name

[vanidrabbles]

Neuvillette: Are you still mad at me?

Furina: Yes

Neuvillette: Are you going to let go of my hand?

Furina: No

[imasexypotato]

John : Is this plan B?

Gale: Technically, this is plan P

John : Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Gale: Yes, but I have to marry Curt in plan M

John: ....WHAT

Curt: I like plan M

John: Wha-! How-! Why does Curt get to marry you?!

Gale: Sorry, I don't make the rules

Curt: ....*evil grin*

John, indignantly: What?! That's literally the whole point of a plan! YOU make the rules! Wait wait wait

Gale: ....?

John: Is there a plan where you marry me?

Gale: .....

John: Really?!

Curt, happy: What say we skip plan P and get to planning our wedding Mr Gale Biddick?

Gale: I-

John: ABSOLUTELY NOT *Grabs Gale princess style and runs away*

*Curt watches them leave*

Curt: WoW

[afanofmanyhats]

"I want a circuit-board ribcage binder"

"That's the most BIONICLE thing you've ever said"

my wife and I, 2023

[loz-tearsofahomo]

Barty: I missed you

Regulus: ... Okay

Barty: You never say it back! Guys [literally Evan is the only other person in the room apart from Snape in the corner] this is not a fucking bit Reg is very bad with like- emotions.

Barty: I'd be like yo I miss you, and you'd be like,,, cool and roll your eyes.

Barty: That's like- that's what you would do.

Barty: You'll never be like Yeah i fucking missed you too

Regulus: I didn't though

Barty: Im not with you all the time!

Regulus: So the second I leave I should miss you already??

Barty: Yes.

Regulus: Merlin's beard-

Barty: The second I leave Evan and like, my mom, I miss them. I miss them, I can't wait to see them again.

Regulus: So your wife, and your mom.

Barty: Yeah.

Regulus: But us?

Barty: I CONSIDER YOU PART OF THE FAMILY

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GA: Light Girl…Save Me

GA: Light Girl

GA: Save Me Light Girl

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Shouto: sorry I didn’t answer earlier, I was coming back from bingo

Shouto: we didn’t win anything sadly

Izuku: I’m sorry for not answering earlier, I forgot humans exist and had an existential crisis

Izuku: and that’s okay! You won in my heart!

[drawfee-quot3s]

• this is my wife knife

• it kills your wife knife

• it ends her life knife

- jacob + nathan

[overheard-on-base]

(About that furby)

The guy in the tank: did I get it?

Me: you got it

The furby, squished but alive: ha.. ha.. ha...

And thus we all did the natural thing a group of grown men would do in that situation and ran off screaming like little girls. We left the tank driver behind, sorry brother, hope you're still alive in there.

[all-yourn]

destiel & zach bryan feat. kacey musgraves "i remember everything"

[on youtube]