#quotes from school

[mayonesamitch]

These are actual quotes said from my classmates or just little kids. If you really want context to them I'll give it to you if you ask. As you can see, the people at my school make a lot of autism jokes. I don't approve of some of these quotes. Anyways, I'll pass this challenge onto @mizuruifan9 and @irenecatz

@irenecatz I know we go to the same school but I'm sure you can think of more.

[tobbogan-13]

✨luca get out of closet✨

[whoseblogisitanyways]

tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school

[melstinybrain]

regulus: i wish i had the ability to make guys nervous.

barty: holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

evan: as a guy, I can confirm that makes me nervous.

[3lliesan]

The Prefect after flipping off literal death for the nth time this month.

Ace: We are gathered here today to remember Life of the Ramshackle Prefect, Yuu, whose life was taken too soon... Fighting yet another Overblot.

Yuu on the nurse's bed, wrapped up in bandages for the nth time: Stop talking about me in front of other people as if I'm dead, Ace.

*All of the first years outside the Nurse room, door wide open.*

Epel: *sniff* Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Yuu: Man, fuck y'all!

[james-sunshine-potter]

Evan and Barty would constantly cuss James out for ‘domesticating’ Regulus.

Once Regulus was a cold bitch, but now Regulus smiles and blushes and talks about butterflies being in his stomach.

Sure, they didn’t like Regulus being a bitch, but he was their bitch. And they would like that back.

[made-by-moon]

The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:

"Sometimes, you have to girlboss through life."- Marlene McKinnon

"Honestly? Take your british accent and shove it up your ass and shut the fuck up."- Regulus Black

"It's not my generation that created situationships. It was you. Shame on you."- Slughorn about Barty and Evan

"He may be a bastard but he is our bastard"- James Potter about Remus

"Ride me like a stallion I am *neighs*"- Sirius Black

"Great ideas come from great cocks."- Remus Lupin, stoned out of his mind

[courfee]

» I love you. That's all.

– Art Heist, Baby! @otrtbs

paintings I referenced here:

Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1908-1915 – Regulus' shirt has the same pattern as Death's cloak, James' shirt is patterned like the background of 'Life'

It was life and death, and death was there, on the left side of the canvas, waiting eagerly to pluck any one person from the conglomeration of life and claim them as its own. – chapter 28

Mark Rothko, Untitled (Seagram Murals), 1958 – Regulus bleeding out into the background

And he remembers looking out at the thick red blood on the marble floors and nonsensically, being reminded yet again, of Rothko. – chapter 34

Ivan Konstantinovich Aivazovsky, Gathering Storm, 1899 – Regulus' socks have this pattern

'Hang painting here?' – chapter 37

and here some little details and an alternative bloody version :) look at that snake ring being handed over <33

[thatoneluckybee]

Going to break into your house with pots and pans and yell at you until you reframe your thinking of productivity to include more than just schoolwork or a salary or chores and the like.

Did you do a thing? Was there a positive result for you or someone else?

Congratulations, you did a Productivity!!!

You aren’t ALWAYS going to be able to have the energy to do what we consider traditionally productive. You won’t always have the motivation.

Yeah, maybe you could have spent two hours studying for that test instead of 15 minutes. Maybe you could have cleaned the kitchen instead of the dishes. And? That’s still something!

Productivity is doing things!! Did you eat food and drink water? You did something that helped your body work! Doodled in class? You made art! Even just posting theories and memes on tumblr dot com is a thing! You thought out the post, figured out how to organize it (even if you don’t realize you did that) and you made it! And now other people can see and you DID something and you should be proud!!!

Be proud of yourself or I am going to show up outside your window tonight and scream positive affirmations louder than a cat who has just discovered her food bowl is empty.

[taylynceo]

[alphagirl404]

Orion Pax: Wow! What an amazing dream! Elita & I were making out! Giggling & kissing like a couple of high school bots at lovers lane! But I can’t remember how it ended…

D-16: *shows bite marks on his neck*

Orion Pax: *realizes* Did you have THAT before?!

D-16: No

Orion Pax: WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE ME?!

D-16: I thought you were awake

[clownin44]

Chat is this true

[melstinybrain]

some random gryffindor: do you like your coffee like you like your men, tall and dark?

marlene: no, but I do like my coffee like I like my women: sweet, strong and able to keep me up all night.

random gryffindor: what?

mary: what?

marlene: what?

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [251/?]

[ziekkfreak2-0]

Digitalized this because the demons compelled me to. Now I can finally ramble abt her!!

Serial Designation M4U5 / Maus:

🧀 She/her, AMAB trans woman, middle aged young at heart ❤️

🧀 Her only motivation is endless curiousity and boredom. And what's more engaging than playing around with drones, to see all the wonderful ways they can be broken?

🧀 A cheery, charismatic, confident, curious and calculating killer. (Imagine N if he didn't have a heart)

🧀 A little taller than the average Disassembly Drone height.

🧀 Despite her friendliness, she has no issue with killing Worker Drones.

🧀 Though recently, their agony has become white noise to her. She's been looking for more innovative methods for entertainment.

🧀 Her loyalty is flimsy, but she is still obedient to Cyn because she has fun as a Disassembly Drone.

🧀 Was a regular disassembly drone, but got upgraded into an Infiltrator Drone: A new model of Disassembly Drone, specially designed for hacking and sneaking into programs. Made to deal with secure Worker Drone colonies that cannot be dealt with using brute force.

POWERS:

🧀 As a safeguard, the "Love Bomb" cannot be activated while still attached to Maus' head. There is also a timer (adjustable according to Maus' will) before the bomb goes off.

🧀 Much quicker and hard to catch in her digitalized form, but is also more vulnerable.

🧀 In her digital form, she is confined to electrical devices. She cannot exist in the physical world in this form for very long, but can make jumps between two unconnected devices for a few seconds.

🧀 In the event that her digital form takes too long to jump, she will be forced to switch back to her physical body.

🧀 Her tail gives her a more secure connection to any device she wants to jump to OR hack into.

Ough that's all I can think of atm. I'll just edit this post if I think of anything else.

[made-by-moon]

The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said:

"My fingers are so small it's depressing."- Sirius Black

"I'm so gonna bob ross you."- Marlene McKinnon doing Sirius' make up for the first time

"I'm Fleamont Potter. I don’t have any pets but I have two children so I think that counts."- Fleamont Potter at some book club introducing himself (after adopting Sirius)

"You have no shame in English."- Regulus Black (prob after Sirius said some outrageous shit)

"Awww you know me so well. It scares me."- Remus Lupin to Lily

"They would go to an Irish pub but they would run away because people started to sing and that induces homophobic feelings or something."- Remus Lupin

"They're so straight, they're gay."- Dorcas Meadowes about Barty and Evan