#My school is dumb
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mayonesamitch · 18 days ago
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These are actual quotes said from my classmates or just little kids. If you really want context to them I'll give it to you if you ask. As you can see, the people at my school make a lot of autism jokes. I don't approve of some of these quotes. Anyways, I'll pass this challenge onto @mizuruifan9 and @irenecatz
@irenecatz I know we go to the same school but I'm sure you can think of more.
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chronotopes · 3 months ago
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nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week
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that-one-cat-meow · 2 years ago
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SCHOOL STORIES
So, today I was sitting on a long break (20 minutes) in the corridor outside the class with my friend. We talk normally, as if nothing had happened, when suddenly my friend runs up and calls if I want a tangerine. Of course, already used to his behavior, I immediately called "NO", but how did he do anything about it and threw it on my feet -_-. We get fruit in the cafeteria, and since I forget to take fruit out of my backpack and have already had to wash it because of mold, I actually had two tangerines now. I didn't want to hide the one from Karol in my backpack (it was already peeled anyway), so I decided to throw the bitten pieces with the peel into the bin and eat the rest. Just after I had eaten and thrown away what was needed, this friend came up to me and said "Hey, but don't eat this tangerine by any chance, because it was already spoiled." And I looked at him like he just announced that Antarctica is the warmest country in the world, you know? So I yell at him "Well, I won't say - YOU ARE A LITTLE LATE" No stress - I'm alive, I'm fine, I don't have any... food poisoning or anything. Only my other friend started singing "I swallowed shampoo", only changed it to "You eat broken tangerine". So well... MY CLASS CONSISTS ONLY OF SMART PEOPLE. Seriously. No bullshit... THERE IS NO sarcasm here.
Thanks for reading XD
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s1mpl3sp0ng3 · 9 months ago
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this would not leave my head until i drew it. those aren't even the only things she has with faggot on it
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jellyjamheadobb · 6 months ago
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YALL
I JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT THE NEWS ON TV
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bixels · 7 months ago
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This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.
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chocolach · 2 months ago
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OH WE ARE EATING GOOD
Mephisto is now my second favorite, right after Balam, easy.
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yourlocalabomination · 1 year ago
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I am only one mans girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ.
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kitamars · 11 months ago
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high school joui 4 shenanigans
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shroombell · 5 months ago
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im drawing a lot of vortex during pride month.... are you trying to tell me something, texxy?
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conanssummerchild · 6 months ago
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LOLLLL
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radlymona · 1 year ago
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Does anyone else hate that meme about only boys thinking about the Roman Empire and girls (and some gay men) gleefully being like “I only think about [insert current pop culture trend]”.
And it’s like continuing the meme that boys are intelligent beings, interested in history while girls are just…not
This coupled with the girl math thing, and also the “boys when they time travel vs. girls” and overall bimbofication trend. We’e going back in time where pretending to be stupid and vapid was the norm and it just alienates women who are proud of their intelligence even more from other women
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patheticbatman · 10 months ago
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I haven't seen any posts about this yet but l've seen some fan art that makes me feel this needs to be said:
Don't forget Leah Sava Jeffries has darker skin when making Annabeth Chase fan art!
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She is much closer to Lupita Nyong'o than Zoe Kravitz when it comes to shading, reflection, and complementary color usage :).
Lighting for dark skin is different on light skin. Light skin gets changed by lighting, and dark skin reflects the lighting. Below is a lovely shot of Nyong'o's character from Wakanda Forever in mourning. The filmmakers emphasize the umber qualities of her skin in contrast to the funereal white and (arguably harsh) light across her shoulder below.
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Try to pick spots that aren't directly in or near the light, and try mixing 3 or more! You can put it into a color mixer online, or even color pick, lower the opacity, and lay the shades over each other until you find one that fits. And of course, the more 'realistic' you want to go with shading and lighting, the more shades you're going to want to be able to explore vivaciously :D.
Let's take a look at the same 3 beautiful actresses I mentioned at the beginning, with a bad color picked area and a better-ish color picked area. (Please keep in mind, these are not perfect comparisons, as I was not able to find pictures of all 3 actresses under the same kind of lighting.)
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Kravitz's has a clear difference between the two, but they aren't too far apart, in comparison to Nyong’o’s and Jeffries’s. Note the dullness in the poorly picked shades as opposed to the better ones. Also keep in mind that while Kravitz has a rosy undertone (at least in that picture - it’s from The Batman, which has stylized coloring) Nyong’o has a slight cool undertone (I can’t pin down quite what, but the picture is definitely not stylized like Kravitz’s).
Jeffries runs more ochre or russet, but neither of those are pink. They are more red than terracotta or umber, but to call Jeffries’s face rosy would be wrong. Err more towards the golden when drawing her.
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^^saved an image from a writing tutorial long ago, but can’t seem to find it. If someone recognizes it, I’ll link it. EDIT: it’s from this post. Thanks @autumnrowancollector ! <3
And also, the darker skin gets, the less likely warm undertones are going to appear. Don't be afraid to use blue or purple or even green on occasion!
Additionally, cool lighting on dark skin is always a win imo.
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(I was going to use that picture of Jeffries as Annabeth by the lightning bolt, but then I realized the lighting on her face doesn’t quite match up with where it should hit from that angle, and I realized they kind of just turned everything bluer, so screenshot time!)
(Also if you want another really great live action example, check out anything Aldis Hodge is in, like Leverage and Black Adam)(and of course there’s Spiderverse <3 but I want to post pictures of Hodge)
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Now, to here’s a list of more experienced people’s advice:
Black facial features & hair
Shading digitally for a (somewhat) monotone Black character
Stylistic choices and places to start looking for inspiration (besides a search engine).
Coloring Black people’s lips
A better coloration tutorial
Also a nice tutorial for Indigenous skin tones, just in case yall want to draw Piper or use this information for other dark skinned characters :).
EDIT: Some actresses who are closer in skintone to use for Annabeth, provided by the lovely @blackfemmecharacterdependency ! If you can’t find a reference for Jeffries in a specific lighting, maybe check out these ladies’ pictures! It’s a reblog, so scroll down.
TLDR: Don’t make Annabeth pink and pale, make her dark and golden.
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ch1zzie · 8 months ago
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The original in the bottom
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Plus the picture I mainly drew but decided to draw the rest for funny
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#thats not my neighbor#milk man#just tried to draw something in my mind to post along with saying some updates#monday the people are gonna give my grandma the keys to the house! while i have to stay at my aunts place for wifi for school#(online school)#my moms gonna be moving things out of storage into the house! AAAA I CANT WAIT#also little welcome home update#im not sure if i said here? wait nevermind i just remembered while typing (it was that i got barnaby and the pins) AAA silly me#also im making a little julie out of clay (if i wake up and their messed up i am NOT redoing that😭)#the legs are a little messed up because julie was gonna be the size of an hatsune miku figure on accident so i chose to shorten her a bit#only because im not sure if im gonna make the others too AND because theres no way hes gonna be THAT tall😭#also! im making easter art#yes its barnaby and wally again just for fun! but a few changes like keeping their regular outfits because i cant think of anything else!!!#why not the ones in the old easter drawing? welllll a follower said that wallys outfit looked a bit familiar to another not so good thing#it wasnt on purpose just an accident because i hadn't notice BUT im glad i know now so i can be more careful!#im not sureeee if im gonna finish the easter art OR the julie clay thingy but I'd love too! and honestly HOPE to#high chance i will (well maybe the easter art could be late or not)#maaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA trying to think if theres anything else but cant! ill try posting this hoping my wifi wont hate me...#also i know i said this account was for welcome home posting but i didnt have any cool welcome homey things to put here gahhhhh#ehehehhe once i get my new room and its allllll just me#imma post like crazy (wellll that IS the plan so i hope)#even if its little dumb posts#by the way this post was gonna say on top “i know i said this account is for welcome home posting but TAKE THIS FOR LITTLE UPDATES”#just removed it because i dunnooooo just didded#hehe didded
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bobbinfire · 2 months ago
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So I watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice today...
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rosemaryslullaby · 2 months ago
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♡ oldschool velveteen casual coord ♡
headbow: btssb
cutsew blouse: btssb
jsk: jane marple
necklace: vivienne
socks: meta
shoes: pink house
just going to put brands bc i can’t find half these items’ names or years ajdjfkf lmao also this may be my laziest edit yet but i couldn’t find another background i liked with this dress that didn’t totally nerf the quality
thank u @arbokzee for encouraging me to still post my coords even when they feel unfinished to me (bc i haven’t identified the items) ♡
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