#quote hoarding

[causeimanartist]

Typical Justice League meeting

[strongtowerluxuryapartments]

figueroth and sandra lynn faeth; daughter and mother // dimension 20: fantasy high

fantasy high: junior year - a very merry moonar yulenear // lady bird, 2017 // ijeoma umebinyuo - questions for ada // alexuma // wych elm - susan smith // joan tierney - the elektra complex // fantasy high: sophomore year - hellbound // imma_slytherin - fig the unfaithable and the summer sads // nora kasten // honeytuesday // fantasy high: junior year - untapped rage // ethel cain - family tree (intro) // lynn emanuel - single girl. one room flat.

[legendofzoodles]

Hyrule: [sprinting to heal an unconscious Sky] What. the. heck?!

Legend: Look I’m sorry! It was a knee jerk response.

Hyrule: Who THROWS A SHOVEL as a knee jerk response?!

Legend: The conversation was getting too personal.

Hyrule: He said 'hi' and asked how you were doing!

[woahpip]

the artful dodger / no exit by jean paul sartre

[skitskatdacat63]

I think a lot about this painting that was, presumably, given to Fernando at the 2012 Japanese Grand Prix, which there is just zero explanation for it, other than these pics:

Where is it now????? It better be hanging up in a place of honor in one of his houses istg!

But what makes this better is that after he crashed out from that race, he tweeted a samurai quote 😭 I like to imagine him just nonsensically mumbling samurai quotes while staring at this painting in despair

[murakamijeva-muza]

Seems legit

[your-local-bi-guy]

woo more text posts

[eggmeatreal]

New headcannon: Tennessee is a hoarder

Real life Tennessee has tried to pass 16 new state symbols within the past month and already has almost 40 state symbols already and is still sending bills with potential new state symbols

More under the cut :)

His room is super messy because of it and about half of the clutter is on the floor

He’s been working on organizing it in an attempt to make it look cleaner but it’s still somewhat tricky for other states to walk around the room

One of the other states once sent pictures of his room to the show Hoarders and because the tv show people called back and told them they found a different house to do the show on he now believes that his room isn’t that bad even though it is

He has a pet raccoon and a Tennessee walking horse (usually kept out side but he brings it in the statehouse at night)

He has a fish tank for his bass and catfish

Gov didn’t let him keep all his state insects ( had bees and some states are afraid of bees) in his room but the fireflies were an exception

He has an absurdly large collection of state songs that are usually piled on the floor some hang on his walls

He has pictures of different parts of his state and things he can’t fit into his room that either hang on the walls or laid in piles on the floor (ie: trees, cities, insects etc.)

After a while all his state trinkets are in different piles on the floor because he’s mostly given up looking through them and actually decorating his room

He can’t bring himself to get rid of any of his things and he keeps getting new stuff knowing he doesn’t have enough room to put it anywhere in his room

Other states have tried to help him with this few of the tactics have worked but he can’t help himself when getting newer things

CDC and Greg help Tennessee with keeping it clean for the most part (vacuuming and sanitizing)

Tennessee does organizing when his mind tells him too

He doesn’t have the most state symbols but his room is a bit more compact than others due to the way his state looks so the clutter accumulates more easily (Rhode Island has the same issue but instead of keeping physical objects he downloads pics into a folder and hangs his favorites)

His raccoon brings in a lot of trash and tends to nest in its little collection of trash (the main reason why CDC recommends that Tennessee cleans his room and why CDC helps him)

Due to the constant mess in his room most states don’t like going into it and open the door if the want to talk to him

When a state does enter his room they have to be super careful with where they step in order that they don’t break or damage any of his things

Several states have been either temporarily or permanently banned from entering his room because of this

If you have anymore traits you are free to add anything into this post :3

[justamegafan]

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #22

Zombies vs The Prefect

Ace, Deuce and Grim, wanting to prove themselves as powerful mages ended up summoning the dead and now they’re in danger

Grim: Ace, Deuce isn’t there some spell that can defeat zombies?!

Ace: No! I don’t know any spells that would defeat them!

Deuce: This can’t be happening. We wanted to prove ourselves so badly that we ended up putting everyone in danger. We’re so toast it’s all our fault and no one can save us!

Suddenly a zombie grabs Grim by his arm and raises him up to its face

Grim (Scared): No! Y/N, I’m sorry!

Deuce and Ace: GRIM!!

Grim (Screaming): Y/N!! HELP ME!! (Tears form in his eyes)

Just as the Zombie was about to bite Grim, it’s head gets smashed off from a baseball bat, and as it falls over, a certain somebody’s foot crushes the Zombies head, revealing Y/N who is covered in questionable liquid, clothes ripped and messy and has a few bruises on her face

Y/N (Panting): You three. Attic. NOW!

Deuce, Ace and Grim: Y-Y/N..?!

Y/N (Pissed): I said NOW!!!

Y/N (At the zombies): All right you undead jerks, you ready to die twice?! (Begins bashing and smashing every zombies head in that gets close)

Deuce, Grim and Ace (Running up the Ramshackle’s staircase towards the attic with Y/N right behind them):

Y/N: The only monster in this school who can harass my stupid friends and my stupid cat monster is ME! Take that! (Hits more zombies) And THAT!

Deuce: Shouldn’t we help Y/N?!

Ace: I think the Zombies are a much safer option than to disobey Y/N right now!

Y/N (At the stairs): Beat it, no-eyes! (Hits more zombies)

As Y/N smashes her bat into one of the Zombies’ mouth, they snatch it from her and break it in half, which she retaliates by punching it’s jaw with Brass Knuckles

Y/N (Becomes absolutely feral): ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE?!? (Begins to punch every Zombie’s face in that get in close)

Y/N then begins to run up the stairs and shoves the grandfather clock down the stairs, harming and blocking the staircase

Deuce, Ace and Grim (Shut the door behind them, only to hear banging on it):

Ace, Deuce and Grim begin to back away from the door in fear, only for it to open to reveal Y/N

Y/N (Coughing): Oh! Ow! (Bending down) Everything hurts

Grim: Y/N, that was amazing!

The Housewardens were about to intervene, until they saw and heard Y/N, then realized it would be better to stay back otherwise they might get hit by the wrath of the Prefect

Bonus:

Epel: GET ‘EM Y/N!! SHOW NO MERCY!!

Floyd: Shrimpy is a lot more interesting than I realized!

[queenlua]

i haven't touched baldur's gate 3 at all, but it *sounds* like some of the patches they're doing pretty fundamentally alter the way some of the story beats land? which is my personal worst nightmare for a narrative i actually enjoy, lol. like, i disliked the changes FFXV made to its story with its "Royal Edition" so much that i fuckin UNINSTALLED MY WHOLE GAME & reinstalled the base game from scratch, but. hey at least i had that option!!! if it'd been stuck with their shitty story changes forever i would've been Lighting Some Fires let me tell you

[incorrectringsofpower]

I have no idea how many of these have been posted before but please enjoy some out of context trop/lotr memes I had sitting in a folder from early 2023

[im-still-watching-anime]

iruka: so how have you been doing with the kids?

kakashi: well they all have their challenges, naruto has a demon fox in him, sakura has another personality that’s really intent on chaos, sasuke is a cat person. there’s a lot to adjust to.

[flowerscentedartist]

Nightmare Walking in a dark alley: Do you have the goods?

Blue, steps out of the shadow: Do you have the payment?

Nightmare: Of course

Blue: Hands over a giant pink fluffy bunny plush

Nightmare: 🥹

[feywildfancypants]

“Well, some worlds are built on a fault line of pain, held up by nightmares. Don’t lament when those worlds fall. Rage that they were built doomed in the first place.”

The Stone Sky. NKJemisin

[thepie]

Growing my houseki no kuni collection

[iobartach]