#Source: Gravity Falls
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Viago: Rook, what was the one thing I asked you not to do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte. Viago: And what did you do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte...
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incorrecttwsted · 3 months ago
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januscorner · 2 months ago
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Pfannee: Uh oh! Somebody’s in love
Galinda: Yeah right I just think Elphie’s cool okay. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her
Galinda Awake At Night: Uh Oh
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Sirius: You're a werewolf?
Sirius: I should have know from your strange wolf language
Remus: It's Welsh
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scarlett-vixen · 2 years ago
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*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*
Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?
*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*
MC: Lucifer is no longer with us
Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!
MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!
Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….
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disgracefulthings · 11 months ago
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Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...
Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!
Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 days ago
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The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 4
Duke: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Duke: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour.
Duke: Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!
Duke: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.
Duke: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.
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unicornblossom13 · 29 days ago
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Shockwave: Don’t you toy with me, yellow bot! I see everything-
[Bumblebee sprays pepper spray into his eye]
Shockwave: Ow! Not again! Why?! Every time!
Bumblebee: I know that hurts, because I’ve accidentally done it to myself! Multiple times!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year ago
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Yelena: What's your favorite color?
Y/N: Natasha.
Y/N: Wait, what was the question again?
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Uzi: *stubs her toe*
Uzi: OW! Nuts and screws!
Uzi: Wait…
Uzi: N’s not here! I can swear for real!
Uzi: SON OF A—
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alicentsstark · 7 months ago
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Slider: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Maverick: Uh... What's up with Slider? Ice: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us. Slider: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Merlin, wiping away a tear: It's working.
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 6 months ago
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Chilchuck: (Name), what's the one thing I asked you not to do?!
(Name): Fall in love with Laios...
Chilchuck: And what did you do?
(Name): Fall in love with Laios...
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sdv-said-what · 1 year ago
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Kent's not taking any chances since facing horrors of every kind in the war.
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ktkat99 · 2 years ago
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Alternate way Bruce could have found out Red Hood was Jason
Bruce and Dick watching surveillance footage of Red Hood raiding one of their safe houses
Dick- I know you think this guy's Jason, but you're wrong. There's no way
Red Hood, dropping the box of weapons he's stealing on his foot- WAFFLES AND FUDGE BISCUITS!!
Red Hood, freezing and looking around- Wait. I'm alone. Alfred's not here. I can curse for real!!
Red Hood, taking a very excited deep breath- SON OF A
Dick, turning off the camera- ... Okay. It's him...
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dragonflavoredcake · 6 months ago
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Scar: Don't worry, Grian. Whatever happens, just know that I'm always here for you.
Grian: Your wheelchair is on fire.
Scar, hugging him and ignoring the flames: Shhhhh, we're having a moment.
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deadboyquotes · 8 months ago
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Niko: Someone’s in love.
Charles: ...Yeah, right! I... just think Edwin’s cool, okay? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him!
Charles: *laying awake at night* uh oh.
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