#Source: Gravity Falls

[dazzlemebaby]

Regulus: We need a distraction.

Remus: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

James, whispering: My time has come.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Viago: Rook, what was the one thing I asked you not to do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte. Viago: And what did you do?! Crow!Rook: Fall in love with a Dellamorte...

[incorrecttwsted]

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[januscorner]

Pfannee: Uh oh! Somebody’s in love

Galinda: Yeah right I just think Elphie’s cool okay. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her

Galinda Awake At Night: Uh Oh

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: You're a werewolf?

Sirius: I should have know from your strange wolf language

Remus: It's Welsh

[scarlett-vixen]

*All the brothers entering Lucifer’s study*

Asmo: You wanted to see us Lucifer?

*Lucifer’s chair turns around revealing MC*

MC: Lucifer is no longer with us

Beel, dropping to his knees: HE’S DEAD???? NO! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!

MC: WHOA! Beel!! Lucifer isn’t dead, he’s on vacation for three days!

Beel, wiping tears away and standing: Thank you for the clarification….

[unicornblossom13]

Shockwave: Don’t you toy with me, yellow bot! I see everything-

[Bumblebee pepper sprays his optic]

Shockwave: Ow! Not again! Why?! Every time!

Bumblebee: I know that hurts, because I’ve accidentally done it to myself! Multiple times!

[gay-dorito-dust]

‘Uh oh, somebody’s in love.’ Sam teased as he nudged Joaquin in the side upon noticing how his eyes never left your back as you walked away from them both, nor did the smile upon his face that told Sam what he already had known for a while.

‘Yeah right, I just think (name)’s cool okay,’ Joaquin deflects, shifting his weight from one foot to another, ‘it’s not like I lay at night thinking about them.’ He adds unconvincingly.

*that very night*

Joaquin lies in his bed, wide awake and staring up at the ceiling as the irony of his current situation sits heavily upon his chest, images of you running rampant within his mind in a way that didn’t leave much room for the poor man to focus on something else. ‘Oh no.’

[disgracefulthings]

Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

[shyjusticewarrior]

The Signal Incorrect Quotes Pt 4

Duke: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Duke: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour.

Duke: Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!

Duke: My mom never let me take karate, she was afraid I'd break my nose.

Duke: Ironically, I got my nose broken in a fight cause I couldn't defend myself.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Billy: This place is way creepy.

Y/N: Not as creepy as Agatha's internet history.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Yosano: So the 5th hunting dog is only a year older then Atsushi and Junichiro.

Kunikida: Finally. A good reason to punch a teenager in the face.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: *stubs her toe*

Uzi: OW! Nuts and screws!

Uzi: Wait…

Uzi: N’s not here! I can swear for real!

Uzi: SON OF A—

[alicentsstark]

Slider: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Maverick: Uh... What's up with Slider? Ice: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us. Slider: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Merlin, wiping away a tear: It's working.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Chilchuck: (Name), what's the one thing I asked you not to do?!

(Name): Fall in love with Laios...

Chilchuck: And what did you do?

(Name): Fall in love with Laios...

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Jiang Cheng: Ooh, somebody has a crush. Wei Wuxian: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Lan Zhan, I just think he’s cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him. *Later that night* Wei Wuxian, very much awake: Uh oh.