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conan gray is the most relatable celebrity of all time. he didnt have his first kiss or relationship until he was 24 but wrote two albums and an ep like he was experiencing three divorces. when he did kiss someone they gave him tonsilitis. his one true love is coffee. he almost never shows up to any event unless his best friend is also there. he doesnt do collabs because he doesnt want to talk to people. he learnt one cool fact and went around telling it to everyone he came across. his first language is sarcasm. he has a secret tiktok account that everyone knows about. he played two different songs on stage before they ever came out, one before it was even announced. hes wanted a fortnite skin since forever but is on toca boca. he forgot the bands that he's opened for. conan lee gray ilysm

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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jason is the most wattpad y/n ever bc he ties his platinum blonde locks into a messy bun and he stares at ppl with his electric icy blue orbs and gets sold to wolves by his mom

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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this is after they're finished filming everything they're gonna have to tape noah's mouth shut i fear

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YIPPIE! thanks for the taggg

open tag!!

Ghesties!! I found a picrew game that has a Ghost shirt option!

Sorry, my cake is hiding it lol.

Here’s the link

Tagging: @riptide-kid, @emoloser2001, @copias-juicebox, @prophetofthesufferpuppets, @gravehags, @fishwithtitz, and anybody else who wants to (no pressure, ofc!)

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THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

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"No one wants to see art of ocs" If I dont see art of peoples ocs at least once a day I DIE. Do you want that to happen? Do you want me to DIE? Draw your ocs.

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You would not believe your eyes

if i bought four hundred knives

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The chokehold these memes have on my psyche hasn’t lessened over the years so I’m starting a collection

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Help Me

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what do you MEAN sammy was leo’s great grandfather and missed hazel till the day he died????

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MUTUALS . EVERYONE GET IN .

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ahhhhhh whydidisaythatiwasntevenincludedthisismoreembarrasmentthenwheniwatchedsixteencandlesandnerdboytriedtodancewhydoidothistomyselfahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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googles “how to tell someone that you don’t think that they could never do anything wrong ever”

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now