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A different version of the letter El writes to Mike! Like the "I had to check 5 times" ?? Is new right?

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FERRETS AND CATS!!!

@bitchybylershipper (hm something tells me it’s gonna be sharks) @taylorswiftshipsbyler @r4zzm4t4zzb3rrry @julietsversion @iamtheoneandonlyever @edgingattheedgeofauniverse

MUTUALS!!!

FAV ANIMAL. GO!!!!

Mine are crows and other corvids <3

@moonsfavoritedaughter @applesandarson @moonisagremlin @ankoku-teion @sarah-ankh @mentally-disturbed-bookworm @a-rose-by-any-other-gender @0dividedby0haha @glitchydraws

[your-local-bi-guy]

hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

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btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

[your-local-bi-guy]

Thinking about Mike, who is confirmed to not have liked girls before season 1.

Thinking about Mike, and the terrifying queer experience of standing right next to your straight friend who keeps being called gay, shaking, silent, terrified thinking, "They got the wrong one. Just don't draw attention to yourself."

Thinking about Mike, who in some ways was shielded by Will in that.

Thinking about Mike when Will went missing, and how without Will around to target it at, Troy took his homophobia to Mike. It was still about Will, but it was only a matter of time.

Thinking about Mike, just a kid, terrified of getting caught.

Thinking about the timing of it all.

[your-local-bi-guy]

"Girlfriends?"

"No, no, no not girlfriends."

"Boyfriends?"

*panic* "NO, No, no not boyfriends either..."

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tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

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NO NOT PERCABETH HOW DARE YOU SEPARATE THEM THEY👏ARE👏A👏PACKAGE👏DEAL

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GUYS IM GOING TO LEARN BLENDER SO I CAN MAKE AN OC BC I HATE MYSELF BUT IT WILL BE WORTH IT

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I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

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if you had to obtain a mango in under an hour or you die, would you survive?

yes or no?

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blunt force feminization

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hey let’s maybe not put something that’s the same brand and looks exactly like an existing energy drink product into our lunchable clone marketed towards children

like, if I was a parent, I would reasonably assume that the full-sized version of the drink packaged with my son’s lunch kit wouldn’t have more caffeine than two cups of black coffee

(let’s be real. that’s just an issue with Prime in general— if you *know* your audience is made of 6-14 year olds, why the fuck would you promote a line of energy drinks to them? Why not juice? Or smoothies? Or even soda? At least soda is just empty calories— if a kid drinks too much soda, they get a stomach ache. If they drink too much caffeine, they get an ER visit)

(Like, surely there’s just as much money there?)

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furious that i am not a playable character in this game

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Did a super quick 30 Minute warmup of editing the sheep from minecraft for fun 🐑🌸

I wish they put effort into making this thing look cuter cause I would have 100% bought some pink sheep plushies

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*Saw Theme Song Plot Twist Reveal*

NYPD chase a man for fare evasion, tase him, become “aware of a knife” and then started blasting, hitting a cop, and two bystanders (one in the head) before getting this guy. Backtracking with “well this guy has done xyz before”, the cops didn’t know that. They frantically looked him up so they could justify a mass shooting of New Yorkers.

They drew guns over skipping the fare. They fired at anything that moved when they thought he had a knife. No confirmation that he even did have a knife.

Appalling.

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The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020