#queer coded bitches

[tinfishmeal]

eunyung graduates

[faramirsonofgondor]

I think there’s a gay Hollywood ghost that possesses middle aged male actors and makes their characters super mega queer cause the amount of times where an actor is just like “nah I didn’t play him gay.” and then later they’re like “yea I rewatched this and it’s somehow gay, idk what happened guys.” is astronomical??? Like fym you didn’t intend for him to be queer yet you stared longingly into your male costars eyes for an unreasonable amount of time and every time you touched the contact between you lingered unnecessarily??? what do you mean you stared your male costar in the face and flirted, like straight up insinuated you wanted to do the nasty with him (maybe not in so many words, but the insinuation was THERE and CLEAR), without even a hint of a joking tone in your voice????

W H A T ??????

BUT YOU STILL SAY ITS NOT GAY???? BRO IM PRETTY SURE GAY PORN ISN'T EVEN THIS GAY??? YOUR CHARACTERS CONSTANTLY RISK THEIR LIVES FOR EACH OTHER, THEY'RE DEVASTATED BY THE IDEA THAT THE OTHER MIGHT BE DEAD, ALL OF THEIR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS CRUMBLE TO PIECES BUT THEY ALWAYS STICK WITH EACH OTHER, THEY COPARENT TOGETHER, OTHER CHARACTERS MAKE REMARKS/ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THEM BEING IN LOVE/TOGETHER, THEY WORE MATCHING COSTUMES TOGETHER, THEY'RE GLUED TO THE HIP BUT WHEN THEY ARGUE ITS TO A DEVASTATING DEGREE - LIKE FULL ON NASTY, MAKING THEIR FRIENDS CHOOSE SIDES DIVORCE TYPE SHIT - AND ONE OF THEM HAS FUCKING RELIGIOUS TRAUMA???? LIKE DO NOT PLAY WITH ME SIR THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER, THEY WERE WRITTEN THAT WAY AND YOU SURE AS HELL PLAYED IT THAT WAY OTHERWISE SOMETHING ELSE DID (THE GAY GHOST).

(Sorry I lost control of this post the queer gods possessed me for a second to express their outrage.)

But yea so a gay ghost might be possessing these guys cause idk why else they wouldn't remember playing their super mega queer character as queer.

[chirpsythismorning]

S3 is underrated bc it comes off so meaningless the entire time, when in reality it’s the opposite. The jokes in particular were top notch and it’s because most of them went over everyone’s heads. Like, do people even know that they hinted at Robin being lesbian right at the start of s3???

[isaacthedruid]

dying over this. he’s probably seen my instagram stories…

[zhoras-bitch]

Romancing Vesper or f!Onyx in WTC is particularly juicy because this way MC gets to hate herself not only because of her 'unholy' powers, but also because she's gay, which is x2 religious trauma combo.

[autisticrosewilson]

Hi!! Thoughts on O4O JayGrant?? I've seen you going on about it and now I'm curious!!! Also, (politely shooks your shoulders) please write that jaygrant Selkie!Jason au!!

I am SO GLAD you asked!!!

I think they're both kind of repressed about their dynamic, Jason because it made him vulnerable and Grant because it meant he could never live up to Slade in his mind. Neither of them really trust alphas so they end up sharing heats with each other, which turns into casually nesting with each other, which turns into them living together, and suddenly Grant is a regular fixture in the East End because it's no longer just Jason's territory it's their territory.

And then, Tyler comes in. And Sasha. And Respawn. And Poppy. And-

There's a lot of street kids that need places to stay. I've talked before about Jason giving his safe houses to people who need them because I can't fathom the thought that he has a bazillion empty houses when there are so many people who need it. I think this is DOUBLY true in the Omegaverse because Jason sees everyone in the Alley, to some extent, as his pack.

Grant doesn't mean to start helping with this stuff, but before he knows it he sees Jason as his mate and now the Alley people are his pack too. He's got pups to feed, and crooks to discipline. He doesn't have time to run around fucking up his dad's jobs anymore.

Adeline is happy about this, if nothing else. She's been asking after grandpups practically since she found out Grant was alive, and she doesn't much care that none of them are related to her by blood.

If they ever DID want bio pups, well, there's perks to having Talia Head as a mother in law. Not that they need her tech, because apparently the pit and the serum has made it so apparently they can both give pups as well as get them. Which they find out,,,,,very shortly after they tie the proverbial knot.

It's going to be a rough nine months but Steph and Rose are willing to take over patrols and things for them!! And soon there will be at least two more little monsters born and bred to MENACES running around<333

[canichangemyblogname]

According to certain (derogatory 😒) 911 fans, Eddie talking to the father of the cheerleader was queer coded because the conversation they had wasn’t actually about Eddie’s (perceived— like “abandoning his wife and child for war”— and actualized—like having an affair with the doppelgänger of his dead wife and being unable to help his son process and grieve the loss of Shannon because of his own grief and feelings of inadequacy and failure) failures as a father. Nor because their conversation was actually a heart-to-heart warning from one father to another. No. The conversation was apparently “implicating” an opposition he faced from Ramon in his youth. Eddie— a man who has never once been fem— saw his relationship issues with his father and his father’s lack of acceptance for his *checks notes* femininity in this father-son dynamic?

1.) What? 2.) Eddie’s conversation was queercoded because… cheerleading feminine? You do realize that you’re implying that men who do cheerleading—really any activity/sport dominated by women and girls— are gay, yes? 3.) What part of Eddie bringing up his distance from Chris because of his own mistakes did you not understand? He was tryna tell this father that his son is RIGHT THERE and yet he, the father, chooses to break apart his relationship with his son over arbitrary things, unlike Eddie, who feels he fucked up for good and burnt that bridge; there’s no going back or reestablishing a relationship with Chris because Chris wants nothing to do with him while the other man’s son wanted his father there when he was hurt and scared. 4.) Straight men can and should unlearn toxic masculinity, you get that, right? Queer men aren’t the only men who should unlearn the whole “if associated with women -> bad and weak and disgusting!” Straight men are also afflicted by this mentality. It’s part of why they call queer men “faggots,” btw.

[artform-virtue]

just woke up in a cold sweat to the realization that boyfriend material by alexis hall was probably originally enjoltaire fanfiction

[st4tve-harrington]

I’m the biggest supporter of genderqueer pronoun user she/they/he stevie harrington and her stupidly queer transmasc neo user boyfriend Eddie Munson. Fight me I dare you (I bite back)

[athenaholmesartistsguild]

I don’t even have to look at AO3 to know there’s gotta be SO MUCH slashfic of Detective Jowd and Cabanela.

[tinfishmeal]

i hate them so much

[dr-docktor]

I’ve seen a few of those posts where people talk about the harrowing experience of seeing a ship between two characters that are obviously a gay man and a lesbian.

That experience is harrowing!

[cherryzlem]

I finished watching Hamlet (2009)

I cried at how bisexual David Tennant made Hamlet

Like- him and Horatio were this close to kissing in that last scene istg

Then he died and i cried

[spiltsoup]

Society if David E. Kelley hadn’t accidentally queer-coded all the women in Ally McBeal

[hecksupremechips]

Peter’s sexyman Friday featured character: Mozenrath! He is a sassy villain from the Aladdin tv series with a bone arm and he’s really pretty OKAY. I’d personally marry him cuz you know he fucks severely and you can do some evil shit and be his boytoy

[thermodynamicz]

fear entities really be targeting all the queer codeds