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[isaacthedruid]

this is really self indulgent destiel stuff and im sorry

[isaacthedruid]

this is really self indulgent destiel stuff and im sorry

[isaacthedruid]

trying to learn illustrator for my new job (with my dad) and i made art

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PART THREE!!!

Dad: I love your mom like Buck loves Eddie

Me: HAVE I FINALLY CONVINCED YOU???

Dad: Hahaha not yet.

Mom: Oh lord baby Jesus!

Mom: She’s a fucking bitch!

Mom: (Coo-ing over a baby)

Mom: That’s a not a newborn baby! … That is what hey said in the video you sent me, right?

Mom: (Crying) Stupid, stupid show.

Taylor Kelly: … I’m just tired.

Mom: She’s pregnant.

Me: No.

Flashback to 1987:

Mom: GOOD FUCKING YEAR! The 80s were awesome! It was so cool growing up in the 80s!

Dad: (Cutting into a package of smoke alarms with a steak knife)

Dad: I’m giving Bobby Nash a lobotomy.

Me: A lo-Bob-omy?

Dad: That bitch!

Mom: Oh, that better not be the end of it- OH, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

family quote book: 9-1-1 edition

Dad, talking about Buck in episode one: So, he’s a skank?

Mom: Oh, he’s a little manwhore!

Buck, has his leg crushed under a ladder truck:

Mom: Buck needs to settle his shit down. He’ll get back up on his feet soon. He’s just being a brat.

Mom: I think Buck’s girlfriend needs to get her shit checked.

Buck: I quit.

Mom: (GASP) Bucky!

Mom: His immaturity, he’s being a little brat.

Episode ends on a cliffhanger:

Mom: Oh, the fuckers!

Dad: This team never gets a break, do they?

Buck, sues Bobby:

Mom, shaking her head: Bucky, Bucky, Bucky.

Mom: Oh no! You need to call 9-1-1, Maddie!

Mom: It’s the Woo Woo’s!

Mom, covering her face but looking through her fingers: Ah! I can’t look!

Mom: Brat.

Mom: Dun dun dun!

The 118, has a successful save:

Dad: Yeah boyyyyyyyy!

Abby, is back:

Mom: Oh shit! Oh no!

Maddie, yawns:

Mom: (GASP) IS SHE PREGNANT???

Dad: Wait, I yawn all the time— am I pregnant??!

Dad: Abby’s back? Is she going break Buck’s heart again?

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little does the [redacted name] fire department know, but their new “fire rescue” sign was made by a 9-1-1 on ABC, obsessed tumblr user.

but i know, and now you know :)

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okay hellers... i wrote this joke poem and now i need your help: HOW DO I END THIS???

TIME TRAVEL LOG: SEPTEMBER 2008

i invented time travel again (or maybe for the first time? this whole timey-whimey bullshit is really confusing.) anyways, the time machine broke when i came back from the 1700s and i had to rebuild the entire thing which was not fun. so, to pass the time, i rewatched the entirety of a tv show about monster hunters… again and sobbed a lot. 

and suddenly, i found myself surrounded by tissues and an empty container of ben and jerry’s – that i managed to eat in one sitting – god, i’m getting off track… after that, i got my shit together and bought a second thing of ice cream. i finished building the time machine. 

now, i’m just some twink who didn’t go to college and invented time travel with the power of gay yearning… and i’m only half joking about that. 

anyways… 

it’s quite bizarre to travel to a time when i was already alive during, 

i’ve never done that before 

but i’ve also never killed a demon before.

in september of 2008, i would’ve been nearly five years old, 

this time around, i’m in my 20s 

and have half a closet of flannels and army jackets to blend in. 

also in 2008, for those who never watched the show

or lived it, i guess (in my context)

began one of the greatest love stories of all time– 

between a monster hunter, saved from hell 

and an honest-to-god, angel, the one who saved him.

listen, befriending monster hunters is hard, 

they don’t trust easily–

but trying to alter their lives so they don’t find their horrible endings? 

jesus fuck, that’s even harder. 

i spent my first year in this timeline (2007) 

acclimatizing and learning how to be a hunter

because let’s be honest, i had no clue how to use a gun. 

one, i’m canadian and two, my parents used to be hippie vegans, 

i think that says enough!

i learned everything i could from this older monster hunter, 

who was a father-figure to everyone, 

and just happened to also have an entire collection

of books on nearly all monster-related lore. 

i didn’t even have to make up a story–

as soon as i blipped in, i got attacked by demons. 

so, convincing him to teach me everything he knew. 

surprisingly, wasn’t that hard. 

i’d ran into the monster hunter and the angel (the ones i was trying to save) 

a couple times while living with the old man. 

he let me sleep on his couch for a little bit, 

it’s not important to this story. 

it comes in handy knowing their story, though– 

fighting heaven and hell, multiple literal apocalypses, 

the whole ordeal.

but, actually being in the same room with them–

oh my god, the repression was insane. 

incredibly valid, given the circumstances 

and constant threat of world destruction, 

it doesn’t really give you a lot of time to consider if you are also into guys. 

but still, insane.

anyways, eventually i befriended the duo, and the guy’s brother, 

learned how to use a flip-phone (which took an embarrassingly long time)

and introduced them to the idea of they/them pronouns 

for a singular person (an insane concept for 2009, by the way). 

listen, trying to get two people who are both equally into each other, 

to realize that they are both into each other, 

is impossible, already. 

now, add on the aspect of literal, capital-g, 

god, who doesn’t want these two people to get together. 

yes, i’m serious– actual god, didn’t want them together 

but i faced the impossible

and i fucking did it. 

...

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so im a self publish poet and in my last book, i wrote a poem about inventing time travel so i could fuck mister darcy ANYWAYS... I REMEMBERED I HAVE FREE WILL AND TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE ABOUT SUPERNATURAL SO I STARTED A NEW POEM/SHORT STORY WHERE I TIME TRAVEL TO 2008 TO MEET DESTIEL

im just a girlie, its not done yet but here's what i got so far:

TIME TRAVEL LOG: SEPTEMBER 2008

i invented time travel again (or maybe for the first time? this whole timey-whimey bullshit is really confusing.) anyways, the time machine broke when i came back from the 1700s and i had to rebuilt the entire thing which was not fun. to pass the time, i rewatched the entirety of supernatural… again and sobbed a lot. and suddenly, i found myself surrounded by tissues and an empty container of ben and jerry’s that i managed to eat in one sitting– 

god, i’m getting off track… after i got my shit together and bought a second thing of ice cream, i rebuilt the time machine. i’m just some twink who didn’t go to college and invented time travel with the power of gay yearning… and i’m only half joking about that. anyways… 

it’s quite bizarre to travel to a time when i was already alive during, 

i’ve never done that before but i’ve also never killed a demon before.

in september of 2008, i would’ve been nearly five years old, 

this time around, i’m in my 20s 

and have half a closet of flannels and army jackets to blend in. 

also in 2008, for those who never watched the show

or lived it, i guess (in my context)

began one of the greatest love stories of all time– 

between a monster hunter, saved from hell 

and an honest-to-god, angel. 

listen, befriending monster hunters is hard, 

they don’t trust easily–

but trying to alter their lives so they don’t find their horrible ending? 

jesus fuck, that’s even harder. 

i spent my first year in this timeline (2007) acclimatizing and learning how to be a hunter, 

let’s be honest, i had no clue how to use a gun. 

one, i’m canadian and two, my parents used to be vegan, 

i think that says enough!

i learned everything i could from bobby, this older hunter, 

father-figure to everyone, and just happens to have an entire collection

of books on nearly all monster related lore. 

i didn’t even have to make up a story–

as soon as i blipped in, i got attacked by demons. 

convincing him to teach me wasn’t that hard. 

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buck getting his paramedic certification just so he can be partnered with eddie again

because while buck likes working with ravi he misses eddie like a phantom limb and feels bad because he can’t have bis back anymore

and yeah he loves the danger and the adrenaline of running into a fire head first and yeah that makes him him, but nothing compares to being eddie‘s partner, nothing matters that much EVER

so buck tells cap (chim? hen? resurrected bobby?) that he’s gonna need some time off to prepare for the paramedic exam and he would like to be more involved in the medical side of things

and he‘s telling no one the real reason why he’s doing it because even he can put together what this sounds like on the outside but no maddie he is not in love with eddie because eddie is straight and a renter!!!

eddie even helps buck to study, they pull so many all nighters on that couch going over acls codes, medication protocols, practice exams…

they even fall asleep on that couch, it’s just… tiring, so if buck accidentally dropped his head on eddie‘s chest and fell asleep who’s to blame really? (yes chris did get a photo and yes he will be using it at the wedding)

so buck takes the exam and he actually does really well and finds he enjoys the medial stuffs a lot more than he anticipated and eddie is so, so proud and they have a little party with cake and a banner (thank you hen) and eddie hugs buck and tells him that now they can be partners again and buck‘s heart does this -> 💓💓💓<- and maddie is watching that interaction like 🧐🤨 but she really doesn’t have it in her to tease her brother because finally she doesn’t need to worry about him being in immediate danger every damn day

and that’s how buck and eddie are back to being partners again and finally, finally smile at work again

(yes, eddie does realize his feeling in between the cuddling and the incredible pride he feels)

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Maddie + Pink

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bro eddie‘s heterosexuality stands no chance in s9

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they do this all the time and they’re not even together yet. smh

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buck picking eddie up and putting him on the counter while they kiss rb if u agree

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I just know Ramon Diaz left Eddie just like this

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give me A SCENE of buck being with eddie at a PTA meeting about chris

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chris just blurts out to eddie he wants a sibling cause his friends all siblings, and eddie thinking about adoption , but this is a way for buddie to get married

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I want Buddie to kiss on the mouth, of course I do. It's long overdue.

But I also want Eddie to kiss Buck's birthmark. Buck to kiss Eddie's knuckles. Especially if they are bruised from a rescue. Eddie to kiss Buck's shoulder in the bathroom while he brushes his teeth before bed. Buck to kiss Eddie's nose when he is being extra sappy. Eddie kissing Buck's kneck when they hug. Buck to kiss Eddie's palm and then cradle it to his cheek after a scary rescue.

I want all the casual intimacy, little kisses and reassuring touches.

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buck does this thing where when he’s nervous or overwhelmed or anxious, he just grabs eddie’s hand because it’s a huge source of comfort for him

the first time buck did it eddie was all 🫨😱 but then he went 🥹🥰 and it’s become this unspoken thing

buck is nervous, he grabs eddie‘s hand, eddie smiles and starts rubbing his thumb against his softly

and their never speak of it. ever. it’s just a thing like how on thursdays they get pizza but on fridays buck cooks. it works and they both love it so they do it.

and eddie never initiates it either. not because he doesn’t want to - god he really wants to hold buck‘s hand all the damn time - but because it’s buck‘s comfort so he needs to be the one to seek it, eddie doesn’t want to force himself onto buck because he loves buck so much and he doesn’t want to scare him away

people notice because of course they do, especially ravi, who once tried to hold eddie‘s hand too but was absolutely crushed when eddie swat his hand away before he could ever grab it

so yeah it‘s only for buck. it‘s eddie‘s hand for buck.

and no, they’re not dating. why do people keep asking that?