#queen textpost

[sing-you-fools]

been hanging on the outskirts of the Queen fandom on here long enough to dip my toe into meming them yes I know I just did this post with my cats shhh Freddie said I should do both

[neo--queen--serenity]

Vox sure is the demon of broadcasting, huh

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt. 38

[mildlyinterestedcreature]

Hello again

[violent138]

Barry, death-knuckling his seat: "Are you planning to get us killed? We're not gonna make it. Hal!"

Oliver: "Barry, maybe let's hold off on distracting the guy right now--"

*plane flips over to dodge the combination of enemy fire and asteroids*

Oliver: "Hey Hal, you-- watch out--"

Hal: "You two wanna fly this plane?"

Barry, Oliver:

Hal: "Then can it with the backseat flying!"

*enemies crash into the asteroid they just ducked*

*plane stabilizes as they get through*

Hal, satisfied: "How'd you like that Spooky? And all without your stupid built in co-pilot."

Oliver: "I think you broke him Jordan, he hasn't said one word--"

*they all turn to Bruce*

Bruce: *asleep*

Oliver: "Sweet Jesus. Is he dead?"

Barry, leaning over to check: "He's... asleep."

Oliver:

Hal: "I'm a little offended."

Oliver: "You know what this means? We don't have to put any of that in the debrief!"

Hal: "Yeah, no, I'm telling everyone. That was epic."

Oliver: "Goddamn it, Hal."

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 37/?

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[eyebrow-incident]

[pcktknife]

IQ

[fictionalcharatersmybeloved]

[galinneall-dearg]

[mindibindi]

[catgirljaneway]

Voy + Text Posts 1

(Voy + Textposts 2)

[neo--queen--serenity]

plot twist: Akutagawa has been shooting his shot since season 1 and is just really, really bad at it

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[violent138]

I'm thinking of a drunk JLA hanging out during off hours, and:

Shayera, mildly buzzed off a stash of neurotoxins and two kegs: "So you guys might be the wrong people to ask, but are Gothamites really as crazy as the stereotypes?"

Black Canary and Batman: [exchanging looks]

Oliver: "Crazier."

Clark: [smirking]

Canary: "I was raised in a dojo, got an offer to train with an assassin, and routinely got into fights with gangsters, before having a pretty decent music career."

Bruce: "One of my sons started a criminal empire. Another started a gang. Technically three of my children are trained assassins. Many of them have faked their deaths, or come back from death, and--"

Shayera: "And you dress up as a giant bat, I think I've heard all I need to."

Hal, completely drunk and holding up extra fingers with his ring: "Man, how many kids do you have?"

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 34/?

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