#sing-you-fools

[sing-you-fools]

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

[cempasuchilpodridos]

trick or treat?!

You're on luck, I have the perfect reat. One second *quickly runs inside*

I got just the treat for you. Feel free to grab a handful or two; have as much as you like.

[sing-you-fools]

queen: do you REALLY need us to clarify that the "girls" in Fat Bottomed Girls is gender neutral? is it not enough that Freddie is the one singing it

queen: soft squishy girls are ummmm pretty great i decree..

evil advisor: what about boys your majesty

jester: yoo hoo hoo yee hee hee the advisor is uncomfortable when we are not about me!

[noiselessbuck]

34

34:any pet peeves?

leaking faucets (this is a constant problem in current apartment), people talking slightly too loud but not yelling so there isn't any non-disruptive way to tell them to be quieter, people who talk about kids like they're bizarre aliens that say nonsensical things, documents that aren't OCR-ed so i cant make the computer say it to me

ask me questions

[cpyclopse]

Navajo Miku!

I'm mixed so we gotta represent both sides:)

I love saying "miku, miku, ooohweeeoooh" idek what that song is called but it's on loop in my mind

This is peak Americana

[My art]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

It's gonna be my BIRTHDAY soon and I really need to rustle up some CASH so if u feel like this blog has made your life MEASURABLY WORSE (or just weirder) over the past year, perchance consider tipping your town fool? THANK YOU (kofi / paypal)

[sing-you-fools]

The King thinks he has won when the poisoner's hand comes to rest on his cheek.

In the end, the lipstick kills them both.

Text: My father, shamed and angry, believes he can charm the Poisoneer, and so invites him to stay in the castle. He has dark hair, and red lips, and smiles at his king like he has already killed him.

[demaparbat-hp]

Yoi is a babe 🫶

A diva, is what he is.

[dandelion-de-deus]

I’ve been contemplating it and I think we really need to bring back the concept of the holy fool. I’ll go first

[youregonnabeokay-kid]

oliver needs to stop liking buddie comments or i’m gonna lose my mind

[sing-you-fools]

thinking about Good Omens 2. and stories, and the shape of them, and Terry Pratchett and his themes. and something clicked.

Aziraphale is cackling.

it's not just the ball. he spends the entire season trying to force the story into a shape it's not, and everyone suffers for it.

i've seen some less than charitable takes on Crowley's actions and they all ignore how much Crowley did try to talk to Aziraphale, did try to ask Aziraphale questions, did try to help, only to be ignored or brushed off. because his questions, his offers, they didn’t fit with the story Aziraphale was telling himself.

quiet, gentle, and romantic. it was, if you're our favorite Angel - right up until the end, at least. because he decided that's the story he was in. from the very beginning, he's off in la-la land, living out this romcom with a cute little mystery wrapped up in it, completely ignoring what's actually going on around him. i'll set Nina and Maggie up! (completely ignoring that Nina tells him she has a partner, and at that point, he has no reason to think she's anything less than happy.) i'll take ~our~ car to go do investigate this silly little mystery (he's not taking it even a little bit seriously!) while you stay here and run the bookshop and it will be so quaint and domestic! soon we'll dance and confess our feelings that we obviously share because we're already so clearly a couple we just need to finally say it!

Crowley knows the entire time that they're in a horror story but Aziraphale ignores every attempt he makes to point that out because it doesn't fit the story he decided he's in the middle of.

he brushes off Crowley's concerns and questions - his QUESTIONS! - like they're nothing. he doesn't want to see it, so he doesn't. and Crowley should have told him more?

why would he?

when you are CLEARLY in distress and it's being BLATANTLY AND WILLFULLY IGNORED, what the fuck are you supposed to do? "Crowley didn't comminicate" well okay if I were having a panic attack about something and my husband completely ignored it, chattering on about our dinner plans or whatever, that wouldn’t exactly make me want to open up about what was wrong! that would send the very fucking clear signal that he didn't want to know!

words aren't the only way we communicate and Crowley's body language, the entire season, is that of someone who is living in a horror story, knows he's living in a horror story, and is fucking terrified. if Aziraphale were paying any attention to Crowley instead of focusing all his energy trying to set things up just so for the big climax of his love story, he would know something major was wrong.

why would Crowley have told him how cruel Gabriel was about the execution when Aziraphale's already so thoroughly convinced that heaven is pure and good and has shown over and over through the millennia that he's not really open to considering that it can be cruel!

just look at them at the dance. Crowley freaking out because there's a horde of demons out there and Aziraphale giggling as they go to dance. that's the whole season!

you know who Crowley reminds me of this season?

he's watching helplessly and with increasing levels of distress as Aziraphale shoves every plot point into the romcom hole even though it's obviously not remotely romcom shaped! and i'm sick of people saying he was abusive because he raises his voice about it a few times!

[rpfisfine]

[folklouire]

i bet hating olivia and calling her boring makes you look soooo so stupid after these banger after banger albums

[foreverfearlessred]

just watched a Logan edit to You’re Gonna Go Far by Noah Kahan and besties when I say I’m about ready to do something that will land me on the international news I mean it with my full chest

[ahaclownery]

OMG WTF EN TRANSLATION.

Sampo mentions in his hobbies that: He likes to talk with ppl, IMITATE PPL, AND MAKE PPL LAUGH LIKE HELP??? Oh also he likes to sing he's so cute <3

EN really went: Uh yeah I have a lot of hobbies <3 and just glossed over the important stuff

At least they put him saying "I, Sampo, can accomplish things you wouldn't dare to imagine in your wildest dreams."

[emosyzoth]

hyehehe. if any gaf........