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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

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microdosing on pet play by watching dog dean afternoon

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Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

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cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics

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didnt know what an eider is apparently u get this fuck

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

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you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"

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i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

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vaginal infections, utis, and extreme ph imbalances are no fucking joke. please wash your goddamn hands before you stick your fingers in someone

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People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

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they should give me the bachelors degree for being a kind soul

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norp

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im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

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“I was aware I couldn't explain it without making it sound like more than it was.”

Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch

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writing historical fic set in real places is so scary. what if someone who knows more about Philadelphia's timeline to move from gas to electric streetlamps reads my fanfiction and laughs at me

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muscle memory

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nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design