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i love being a handy butch when there is always potential to fix or make something. like what if one day a very nice femme asks me to put them up a fence. i need to know how to build a fence because that's always a possibility. that a femme might need a fence. built by me. do you get it

better yet... one day a very handsome butch asks for help puttin a fence up. I STILL HAVE TO KNOW HOW. DO YOU SEE

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love when something is about something else

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now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

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just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.

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[over the intercom] make him hairier

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why do you date people if you're aromantic?

because aromantic people can do everything that allo people do if they want :)

my partner and i are in a queerplatonic relationship, and then my boyfriend who i’ve only recently started dating is fully aware of and comfortable with my aro attitude. my sexuality and romanticism are pretty fluid and something i’m still navigating, but i clearly communicate the lack of romantic feeling, especially if i don’t expect it to develop. i had actually assumed that my qpr was a one-off or special circumstance with a special person, instead of being just another way that i can have relationships — if that makes sense — so having aro relationships with multiple people is a new thing for me (though i’ve been polyamorous for a while). that being said i’m still a very “romantic” person and am perfectly comfortable using words like dating/boyfriend etc to describe my relationships. yippee

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spin the wheel for a genre!

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it feels like the 63rd of janaury

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it’s just me and the 5 people on here who know my oc by name against the world

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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

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When i see my favs in my notes i always blow kisses to theyre icon. #Secrets

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"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

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Only day you can reblog this

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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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i think the anon got deleted (?) but y'all should check out Jude Doyle's new essay

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Scam names used to make sense. "Pump and dump" invokes a very visceral image. "Pyramid scheme" okay we all know what a pyramid looks like. Ponzi requires a bit of historical knowledge, sure, but the old names are mostly straightforward. Time goes on and we get shit like the Nigerian Prince Scam which isn't intuitive from the name but it is at least named for its most common incarnation in the early days, which did tend to involve some sort of prince or rich guy frequently from Nigeria. But they don't even try any more. The Pig Butchering Scam has nothing to do with pigs or butchering. 'It's connected because they try to take everything just like using every part of -- ' every scam tries to take everything! Surreal Nightmare World type scam name.