#pupper pi

[prismaticpichu]

My pup wishes y’all a lovely Wednesday!! Halfway there!! 💕❤️

[evilminji]

*sharp inhale of joy* ( ☆.☆) Cujo... is a dog.

You know who SUMMONS those~?

I'm just saying... the Zone DOES go everywhere. And Dogs DO enjoy playing with each other. Not to mention? If YOU heard there was a pocket dimension filled ENTIRELY WITH DOGS? Wouldn't YOU be like "screw packing my bags! WHERE ARE THE GOOD DOGGO BABIES?! Good boooooy~♡"?

I bet Danny hit the side of that Realm like a bird hitting glass.

Just... *THWUNK!* *slow slide down glass squeegee noise*

Puppers, man! PUPPERS!

He can be the Dignified King Of All LATER! There are so many PUPPIES TO PET!

Telling him about this was the greatest governmental fuck up of the last several centuries, AT LEAST. He was GONE by the time they uttered the phrase "realm of dogs". Nothing is gonna get done. No, he's NOT coming back. Yes, he WILL fight you over this.

Behold. The terrifying Protector Of All, The Starlite Void, Death's Balance and Mercy of the Frozen.... playing with those "fwoppy wittle cheeks" and "wittle eeeeears~♡". Frolicking like an idiot. In full regalia.

You Majesty This IS UNDIGNIFIED! Please!!!

But no, he's taken his beloved, yet dimwitted, gaurd dog and gone off to vacation in the Dog realm. To come back when "he's done".

And the Dogs? Rolling with it. A royal Death God made of stars and ice just... forced its way into reality. With a dog at its side. So I mean... probably not evil? What's up fellow dog. Huh... not the sharpest kunai, are ya? That's cool. Wanna chase butterflies?

And really? Any good that adores dogs this much? CLEARLY benevolent. Excellent taste. He can hang with them. Give belly rubs. It's all cool.

Until! Whoops! They're about to get summoned! Better get up from this puppy pi-*cujo poofs away* oh.... Oh No. Uuuuuuuuuuuh.....

*the God poofs away too*

SHIT!

@hdgnj @hypewinter @lolottes @babbling-babull @spidori @nerdpoe

[alexistudies]

thursday, may 16th 2024

updating my poster for the conference in a couple weeks! i can't believe i'm going to sweden soon, ahhh. i'm so excited!! i had to rerun some statistics and analysis for this poster, so i took this opportunity to start getting more familiar with JMP. i told myself in April that I needed to pick a statistical software thats point-and-click and one that's coding based, so JMP is my point-and-click for now. I plan on learning R over the summer and in the data science bootcamp I was accepted to yesterday.

today's to do list

data collection

workout

read feedback from PI & make manuscript edits

make some phone calls regarding vet stuff for my pupper

[nitazenes]

https://www.tumblr.com/nitazenes/757930450988711936

🧾🔢🐕🐣

🧾 - Collective pronouns?

Collectively we go by they/them : ) but all of us have different pronouns so it's best to ask that individual alter what their pronouns are, but as a collective we are they/them

🔢 - Does anyone have a favorite number?

our fav number... probably pi 3.14, we used to have more of it memorized but yeah ^^

🐕 - Does anyone have a pet?

Internally? Yes! David has a golden lab named Maxwell and German Shepard called Dogmeat. (Dogmeat is the dog companion in Fallout 4 but he's just a good pupper!) it's cute bc Maxy wears a lil bow tie on his collar and Dogmeat wears a red bandana. Jumin has a white, long haired cat of sorts. I think its a maine coone bc she's huge. Her name is Elizabeth

Rhapsody has a pair of mourning doves in his garden, he loves to listen to their cooing, its very relaxing and when we're overstimmed we will put on mourning dove calls on youtube to help us calm down!

🐣- Any childhood things that should've tipped you off to being a system?

So I didn't know this meant I was a system until I was in my 20s bc no one even remotely thought I had DID (or MPD back then) and I was misdiagnosed as having psychosis. but throughout my entire childhood, i had two "imaginary friends" i would talk to all the time. But i had an imaginary friend of my little brother who sadly passed away when I was pretty young. it was like my brain didnt accept his death or didnt know how, so there he was in my headspace and i'd talk to him out loud. My abusers often caught me talking aloud to myself. The other one i was aware of was Grimsley. Grim has been with me since childhood and originally started off as a narrator-- I realize this was them performing their gatekeeping duties as we were a kid. It was much easier to view my life through the lens of a book rather than it being real. This is how Grimsley imposed their reality onto us and kept us from accessing things we shouldnt. But eventually this narrator started talking to me. And id sit and journal for hours, writing stories with Grim, and I went back to read some of these one day a few years back-- i realized the "fantasies" i was writing was actually early descriptions of my headspace.

i think that's why Grim and I are so close. bc i knew them from the start and they were never dissociated until I entered my teenage years and then poof i forgot that they had even existed until i was in my late teens. which is when I was diagnosed as schizo effective it took until I was 20 to rediscover grimsley and the day i rediscovered them i just remember sitting on the ground like when I was a kid with a notebook and writing with them and i just wept. : (

All through my childhood I knew I was different but i didnt know how. i didnt know how to explain that i had conversations with other people in my head and that i was their mouthpiece. they would speak through me (which eventually uncovered my role as the Shell host)

the way I can flip flop on a dime is both due to BPD and DID so for the longest time i was only diagnosed and treated for BPD there were a lot more incidents than just me talking to myself but also like, one day as an 8 year old i took on a rattlesnake by myself bc it was going after our chickens, that def was uncharacteristic of me, bc i was kind of terrified of rattlers so. that was another thing anyway im yappin, thanks for the asks! sorry i took so long to get to them!!

[jaymzeecat]

Hot Dog! (with everything)

I'm in the coughing and phlegm phase of this cold right now... so my brain is admittedly a bit fuzzy. Still, I'm trying my best to sort out my Chicago trip timeline of memories... bear with me.

In the morning we ventured out of the hotel to scare up some coffee, the Funny Bunny took me to the fanciest Starbucks that exists I think. It was like two or three stories and my latte was $10! Hahaha.

After hotel check out we walked a while down to Portillos where I had my first Chicago style hat dag! It was really good, we had 'em with fries. Check in at the AirBNB wasn't until 4:30 so we ended up going to the Funny Bunny's apartment to take this certified Good Baby out for a walk.

I'd only previously ever seen her in pictures so it was great to meet this pupper in person finally. She is so cute. T^T

After getting settled at the AirBNB I think this was the night we went out to the new VeganX Market. I finally got to meet the Funny Bunny's partner (who I'll just refer to as "Bluey" for privacy purposes) who was kind enough to come pick us up. We checked out the little grocery store and picked up some vegan Kit-Kats which I was surprised to see since they're currently only sold in the UK... we didn't realize until after we bought them that they were crazy expensive, haha. Everything at VeganX was, I really hope they're able to lower their prices at some point otherwise it may be unsustainable!

They had a little food court where I got an Italian Beef and mozzarella sticks, everything was good! Vegan mozzarella sticks are always a rarity, haha. I really enjoyed getting to hang out with Bluey too, I really wish I'd had more time in Chicago to get to know them but fortunately we did get to hang out a few more times before I left. They might come out to Portland sometime too so that'll be fun. I'm extra appreciative that they were willing to drive us around so much.

The following day we went to the Field Museum and looked at lots of birds, rocks & gems and dinosaur bones. Being that I'm a bird nerd seeing all those specimens was my favorite part. I also got my first pic of the Adventures in Babysitting building!

Childhood memories achieved! It was mad overcast that morning too, some of the skyscrapers disappeared into the fog...

I think I brought the Portland weather with me, haha (and yes, we got hot dogs from that vendor).

After this we had a nice time in Chinatown and dinner at Veggie House. We met up with Bluey later for some awesome vegan soft serve at Vaca's. They had these bomb looking ice cream pies I really wanted to try but alas we didn't make it back there again before the end of my trip.

I can't recall if it was this night or the night before but we saw a motorcycle accident on the way back to the AirBNB... we discussed back and forth whether or not it was a fatality as the cycler was lying in the street. I think not because I swear I saw his hand moving but we couldn't find any news about it. We witnessed several (unrelated) car crashes and fender benders while walking around Chicago. Anything goes, I guess!

My city observations: How does Chicago compare to NYC (which I've spent a fair amount of time in) and downtown Portland? Chicago is a much cleaner city than either. While NYC as a whole smells like piss and hot garbage Chicago didn't have much of a smell other than city garbage every once in a great while. I was also thankful that there were many public restrooms and bonus they were fairly clean! Chicago definitely gets Jaymz's "Best City" award. *thumbs up*

Also, they have Ricochet Rabbit.

[cantstoptheimagines]

✨ Come on, Barbie! Let’s go party! ✨

Dreamhouse Adventures will be split into two days. You can find the roster below the cut, or you can simply rewatch your favorite episodes. Have fun!

Very simple, very sweet! This series offers a ton of cute adventures featuring Barbie and her friends!

Like Dreamtopia, I don't want to say very much about this series because I think it's better to go into it without spoilers. I will say, however, that if you haven't seen this show, then you're definitely missing out!

Question of the Day: Who is your favorite character from Dreamhouse Adventures? My Answer: Besides Barbie herself, I said it once and I'll say it again — this version of Ken is perfect! He's so sweet!

Dreamhouse Adventures (Day 1)

Season One — Welcome to the Dreamhouse! — Clubhouse (Remix) — Nobody's Cupcake — The Great Pioneer Adventure — Baby Sister Babysitter — Road Trip! — Picture Perfect Cake — The Roof Fairy

Season Two — Balancing Act — Life Can Be a Dream — Trey Is for Horses — A Dreamhouse Puppy Tale — Time Will Tell — Putts for Pups — Pied Pupper — A Day at the Beach — A Delicate Situation

Season Three — Virtually Famous — All Dogs Go to the Beach — The Ballad of Windy Willows — Room Swap — Getaway and Got Away — Totally Spying — Barbie Roberts: Undercover Mermaid Part 1 — Barbie Roberts: Undercover Mermaid Part 2 — A Dog's Day in Court

[sbatj]

Homestar: Why do we gotta kill this Mowpheus guy again? Memphis: It's Typheus, and we're doing it to complete this Land's quest early. Time: Y̸̝͌o̷̺̒ù̵͍ ̶͎̎ḍ̵͐ȏ̵̦n̸̠͝'̴̗̈́ț̷͛ ̷̫̂ė̸͔v̷̳͑e̷̺͘n̴̮̒ ̴̮̃k̴̺̊n̶̫͆ö̵͈w̶̯͌ ̷̺̆ẙ̸̧ỏ̵̦ŭ̸̼r̵̞̾ ̷̼̎f̶̼͗ǎ̷͚t̸̻̔ę̶͝.̴͇́ John: wait what the fuck?

THERE IS NO VOTE. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. ----------------------------------------- Crossover Sapphire (feat. Gamer Zone & Saucy) - Funni Anatomy Friends -Eyes, Arms, Mouths, and the Lack of Them -Nerds, Geeks, Virginity, and Incelibacy -Homestuck, Homestar Runner, Real-Time Fandub, and media that references/is referenced by them -Things John has Alchemized/Captchalogued

GUES'T YFAP-1th - time

john really shouldve taken this guys appearance as the warning it was the first time around oh well aint nothin to do about it now but keep moving forward

- time, dates, the past, and the future (i got no time, manic monday, songs from sonic cd) - horror (psychological & gore) & fears (hey there cthulu, you can't run, spider dance) - metaphysics & numbers (brand new reality, space is cool, mambo no. 5, the pi waltz)

Sources: Rareblin - Ejected (FAF: Lack of Arms: Amogus) In Space With Markiplier - Space Was Cool (Time: Metaphysics) Juno Songs - Prey WITH LYRICS (FAF: Real-Time Fandub Referenced: Sonic/Time: Horror) Kesha - Die Young (FAF: Real-Time Fandub) Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Time: Dates) Sonic Forces - Theme of Infinite (FAF: Real-Time Fandub Referenced: Sonic Forces/Time: Fears: Loss of Control) Scott Beach - Religion & Politics (FAF: Real-Time Fandub Referenced: Religion, Politics) The Dazzlings - Welcome to the Show (Time: Time ("Our time is now, your time is running out.")) SFX at the end: FNAF Pizzeria Simulator/FNAF6 - Henry: "Connection terminated." (Time: Horror) Futurama - Bender: "Our universe is doomed! Dooooooooomed!" (FAF: Nerds: The Futurama writers) Timber Puppers - Sans: "timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting" (Time: Time, Metaphysics)

[pupperpi]

Hi, friends! It's my very first Music Monday cover song, and what better song to start out with than the first one I sang a parody to? Today's tune is "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.” Enjoy!

[books-and-catears]

MC plays Truth and Dare with the brothers (2)

*bottle lands on MC*

MC: ... *sigh*

Asmo: Woohoo MC again!

MC: Like it has been for the whole game.

Satan: *laughing* Gotta admit the odds are insanely against you.

MC: Yeah either that or one of you enchanted this thing.

MC: Anyway, let's get this over with, who wants to ask a question now?

Beel: Me! Me!

MC: Ah yes Beel go ahead.

Beel: What food reminds you of home?

MC: I...uh.. no all of you first! Like we agreed!

Lucifer: Hmm I'd have to say Poison apples for me. It was one of the first things I ever had when I fell. Pity you can't have them MC...

Mammon: Ah I like them Instant noodles! Cause Lucifer barely gave me any pocket money back then, this was the tastiest I could afford! You'll like it too MC!

Levi: Ah it's Spicy Rainbow Pizza for me. Ruri Chan loves this Moe Moe pizza which looks just like this! Let's go out for some tomorrow, MC!

Satan: I read about how apple pies are classic comfort food for humans and tried it. It's my favourite dessert since. Devildom apples are best for pies. I'll bake some for you MC.

Asmo: Oh I adore cupcakes! Especially with frosted wicked cream! They taste as pretty as they look MC! I'll bring some for you!

Beelzebub: Hamburgers! Big and cheesey ones! They are usually enough to even fill me up! Ah I'm hungry just thinking about it... MC let's go out to eat now. *Gets up to grab MC*

Belphie: After this game Beel. *Makes Beel settle down* I like homemade sushi. Because it's the least amount of work. Slap a raw fish and sea weed on rice and done. I'll make it for MC when it's my turn this week.

MC: *laughs* They are so representative of you I love it.

Mammon: Oi it's your turn now MC!

MC: Mom's chicken curries. She had a bad temper and was equally bad at apologizing later. So she used to make those curries for me as damage control perhaps.

MC: And cakes. We couldn't afford an oven so we made chocolate cakes in a pressure cooker haha. I can bake that for all of you someday.

Lucifer: I'll be looking forward to it.

Mammon: I want the first bite!

Levi: That sounds like something right out of a wholesome manga!

Satan: I'll teach you to bake with ovens too MC.

Asmo: I'll help you decorate the cake, MC!

Beel: Can you make it right now MC?!

*everyone looks expectantly at MC*

MC: *laughs* Ahaha look at you all looking hungry lil puppers! Alright then let's go make some cake!

Next day.

MC: Good morning! What's for breakfast today-- what the hell?

All the brothers:*covered in food crumbs and frosting* WE MADE A FEAST!!

*On the table lies all their favourite foods, all messy and disorganized*

MC: *blushes and laughs* Okay this is too cute XD

[barbiemoviestrivia]

Honestly I feel that Barbie's (Malibu) characterization in It Takes Two is just a complete mess. She feels so off compared to a lot of her characterization in previous series. Like she was not perfect but she was a lot more capable than how she is here and it is not just living somewhere new...

Yay :D

When reading your last line, I thought that maybe it has to do with how she doesn't anymore take care of her sisters. Barbie was, as how I usually call it, "Barbie mom" to Chelsea, especially in "The Roof Fairy" (to make the imaginary character come to life), "Balancing Act" (where she wanted to keep alive the father-daughter tradition that was passed down), and "Three Ring Dreamhouse" (with Barbie making up for all the failed commitments)

And when things didn't go well, she was still fairy level-headed. Usually Skipper would mess up, but I remember "Picture Perfect Cake" where Barbie helped her bake, and "Something Borrowed" where Barbie tracked down the jacket. Even when Barbie was in the wrong, like in "Baby sister Babysitter", there was an element that she was looking out for the someone else (but went overboard)

And it's not as if I don't mind Barbie being incapable of things, as long as she didn't lose my goodwill (and that usually means that she didn't come across as completely lacking in foresight, or responsibility, or sincere effort). "Basket Case" where she failed at basketball, "The In crowd" where she felt left out, "Close-Knit Friendship" where Barbie and Teresa get too competitive with song-writing. Because she didn't lose me as an audience, her apologies didn't feel hollow and when she failed I felt bad for her (rather than "what did you expect was going to happen?")

The main characterization flaw that Barbie had in Dreamhouse Adventures series was being good in many things but bad at saying no. As how the dolls have lots of occupations and hobbies, it was as if Barbie could do all those things but couldn't do it all in a day. "Life Can Be a Dream" where Barbie dreams she could literally do it all was her main flaw. "Pied Pupper" was her doing that in practice, and being overwhelmed. "Barbie's Day Off" was her trying to work while sick. And "Virtually Famous" was her not being able to say no to Teresa's viral video ideas, etc. Basically, her motto of "I don't do quit" sometimes led to her downfall.

And even then, it wasn't as if Barbie was always perfect at everything. Not like I've objectively analyzed what she was doing during her on-screen appearances, but I wouldn't be surprised if generally she would do things she was better at, and it's natural that she'd keep on improving in those things due to the constant gaining of experience. She was always good at baking and party-planning and she often would be seen baking and party-planning -- BUT It Takes Too Barbie probably couldn't even pour a glass of water without it bursting into flames somehow.

...that was way longer than I expected but it did make me realize how much I liked the older version of new Barbie o_0

[noraeable]

Meet the two newest additions to the family, Piper and Aela.

[prismaticpichu]

Hi, Pi! Hope you're having a good day. This is a little generic, but I love you little "Jenova shocks" that get Sephiroth sometimes and all of a sudden everyone's panicking trying to calm him down. If you have any of these scenarios, I'd appreciate the spookiness!

Hope you’re having an amazing one too!! <33 And omg, not generic at all! I live for these types of headcanons lmao! xD Always up for some good ol’ Jenova making a mess in the mental kitchen™️ shenanigans. Let’s do this! *plops on chef’s hat*

Even without puppet strings directly fettered to his mind, or even being in Mumsy’s direct line of psychological fire, Sephiroth can still act up when handled the wrong way. This fella doesn’t need to be a mesmerized, coerced-into-deadly-arson drone to be dangerous. No sir. Not at all. Certain triggers can still catalyze that celestial biology of his, and in the process, ultimately awaken millennial-old eradicative instincts laying dormant in his blood. This is what we call Sephiroth going absolutely Cujo. And it is very dangerous, and very scary.

Did you… did you not want 2K words of this? Oops.

~~~

It happened one night, at Angeal’s place, when he, Genesis, Sephiroth, and the newly-promoted Zack were all clustered on the couch watching a movie. There had been much squabbling beforehand as to what flick to watch exactly—particularly between the oil and water that is Genesis & Sephiroth—which ultimately prompted Angeal to let the pupper take the reins. It also helped that it was Zack’s first time hanging with the revered Firsts; Genesis didn’t care much for the “whelp” at all, while Sephiroth actually didn’t mind his presence. It was just a splinter of something warm, really, a slight elevation from the chilly neutrality he had with the other SOLDIERs below him. Surrendering (remote) control didn’t bother the man very much, especially when it was to someone as harmless as Zack. And especially when it meant that that control was not going to Genesis.

Surprisingly, a compromise was made pretty easily. Zack had cruised down the animation subsection in search of something wholesome and colorful—after Angeal said no to the “bloody blockbusters.” Hmph! He would NOT get nightmares. Anyways, what they ultimately stumbled across was something they could all agree upon: a nice, adorable movie with a smiling deer on the thumbnail. Zack wanted to squish the deer’s face, Angeal loved the floral scenery, Genesis appreciated its longevity, and Sephiroth had a hidden fascination with woodland creatures. Zack had picked well. Even Genesis admitted that the pupper’s taste wasn’t so “repugnant” after all.

So, they flicked on the movie and sat back. And y’know what? The four military minds did in fact enjoy it! It was so serene… so cute. Sephiroth stifled a chuckle as the titular deer learned to walk, Genesis humming along to the classical music. It was nice, really, Sephiroth thought, to just watch something so tranquil amid the tumultuous world they lived in, to fly off to a small oasis of beauty and bonding as he was bubbled in the warmth between his comrades. It was… perfect.

Y’know. Until It happened.

Bambi, as the fawn was called, was running. And running. And running. And running. Snow was billowing around him in blinding cascades of ice, the music escalating to match the racing legs of suspense. Bambi’s mother was right behind him—she was RIGHT behind him. But they were growing apart. Apart. Further and further apart.

Sephiroth raked his nails into the couch, his gaze becoming more and more fixated on the screen. On the deer. On the son. Locked. Praying. Fragmenting.

He was running. And running. And running. And—

No… no where was his mother…? Where was HIS—

Where was HIS—

The gunshot went off.

And Sephiroth felt the ringing.

Zack let out a little squeak, rattled by the sudden plunge in tone; Angeal cupped his hand over his mouth; Genesis breathed a shallow curse of surprise. Sephiroth didn’t know how long he was sitting there, simply staring, as Bambi crept his way out of the den. As he navigated back through the snow. As he called out in anguish.

Unanswered.

Angeal noticed the almost paralyzed look first, reaching over and pausing the movie.

“Sephiroth?” he ventured slowly. “Are you okay?”

Sephiroth didn’t hear him; the world still rang, serrated and knifelike in his ears. He stated at the frozen image now, at the fawn’s tormented face. One that was full of pain. Full of loss. Full of grief. Abandoned.

…Abandoned.

Abandoned.

Abandoned.

Abandoned.

“No…” He glared daggers at the TV screen, raking his nails deeper into leather. “Don’t leave your son. Don’t leave your son. Don’t leave your SON.”

“…Sephiroth?” Zack shrunk against the cushions.

“Do not leave your son. Do not leave your son. Do not leave your son.” He stood up, his focus honing into a snarl. “Do not leave your son. Do not leave your son. Do NOT LEAVE YOUR—“

“Sephiroth, calm down.” Angeal reached for his arm—

Sephiroth seized it.

And before a gasp of pain could be let out, as five savage nails plunged into his skin, the man was thrown into a wall. Violently. A bomb of plaster erupted with the impact, dust and paint rivering down from the human-shaped crater formed under the window.

“SEPHIROTH!” Genesis jolted up beside him. “What the HELL was that?!”

Unfortunately, the auburn was met with the same fate. Two blistering eyes snapped his way, pupils rattling, the man’s teeth bared, snarling, and he lunged for his companion—shoving him backwards into the stony ledge of the counter.

“TAKE COVER!” Zack threw himself behind the sofa, landing with a thump. Did this happen often??! What the heck was going on??! The General was acting so nice before!

Meanwhile, that General turned his seething attention back to the TV—to the son, to the loneliness, to the abandoner. ABANDONER. He threw his fist into the screen, and the lonely fawn went black.

He was alone.

Alone.

Alone.

Alone.

Angeal, coughing, peeled himself off from the wall. He gaped horridly at the condition of all three of his friends. “Sephiroth!“

Sephiroth’s head shot back towards him, and again he lunged.

Angeal obstructed the man this time, seizing him by his own wrists, his feet quaking and equilibrium faltering as he fought to keep those savage nails from plunging back into him.

“GENESIS! Do you have a Sleep on you?!”

Genesis collected himself from the ground, crimson drizzling from temple. He looked genuinely panicked. “No!”

“Why?!”

“Because I didn’t expect him to go APESHIT, Angeal! Why do you think?!”

“Great…” Angeal muttered, before a hiss of pain tore jaggedly through his lips. His elbows rattled against the force trying to bend them backwards.

“Sephiroth!” he futility tried again, desperate. “We’re your friends! LOOK!” He gestured with his head towards a side table, to a framed photograph of the three of them.

Sephiroth didn’t look; instead, he overpowered the other, and with a wildfire in his eyes threw his friend backwards and into the coffee table. It shattered.

“GEAL!” Zack cried, inadvertently revealing his location as he jolted up from behind the couch. Sephiroth snapped towards the boy then, the same murderous blaze now homing in on him, ready to lunge.

Genesis swooped in before he could; he wrangled Sephiroth’s arms, distracting him, grappling to keep him in place as the man clawed and snarled and balked.

“Jesus Christ what is the MATTER with you?!”

Another snarl was his response; another snarl, and joining Angeal in the bones of the coffee table as he overpowered him as well.

“Gahhhhhh!” Zack grabs fistfuls of his hair, panicking over the sight of the two incapacitated SOLDIERs. He needed to do something—quick! Sephiroth was acting like some kind of crazed Chocobo, all wild and violent. How did you quell a crazed Chocobo…? How did you quell a crazed Sephiroth…?

Zack willed his breath to steady, coming around from the sanctuary of the couch.

“Get away from his, Zack!” Angeal warned.

With no more roadblocks, there was nothing standing in the way between the rabid General and the anxious puppy. Nothing stopping him from whipping around to him. Nothing stopping him from utterly ripping him in two.

Zack stood tall though, swallowing his heart, and did the thing he knew best: charging forward and throwing his arms and legs around the older man’s neck, proceeding to ride on his shoulders like a frantic bull in a rodeo.

“Calm down! Calm down!” he shouted. “It’s okay!”

“GET OFF OF ME!” Sephiroth snarled, ramming into the wall in an attempt to shake his rider off; Zack bonked his head, letting out a yelp, but SOLDIERs skulls were pretty darn strong. He just held on tighter.

“Never!” he shouted unwaveringly. “Not until you calm down!”

“GET OFF!”

“NO!”

Sephiroth continued to snarl—why was he SNARLING?—using his nails like they were claws as he tried to scratch his face off.

“It’s just a movie, Sephiroth!” Zack let the words tumble from his mouth, a desperate solace he was reaching for. That was what had triggered this whole thing, wasn’t it? That scene! That darn, sad scene!

“It’s just a movie! You’re okay!”

“He was a ALONE!” Sephiroth roared, another bash against the wall. “ALONE.”

“Yeah! But you’re NOT!” Zack clutched him tighter. “You got your pals here, remember?! They’re right here!”

Here.

Here.

Here.

Sephiroth didn’t bash into the wall again; he stopped, huffing, like he was processing the other’s words. Like they were sticky, painfully wading through a wall of molasses in order to reach him.

“We’re right here.” Angeal echoed his student in a kind, strong assurance, his back cracking as he raised himself to a sit.

“We never left, you NUT!” Genesis joined his friend with his own plea. Whatever Zackary was doing—as insane at is was—it was working. Somehow.

And it was. Sephiroth stared at the two men on the floor, staring like he was trying to remember why he was staring and who he was staring at. But the fire was ebbing in his eyes. His breath was slowing, his heart was quelling. The Chocobo was quelling.

“See?” Zack said kindly, giving one last reassuring squeeze. “You’re just fine. You’re just fine… Please stop throwing people into furniture now.”

That seemed to push Sephiroth to the finish line; slowly, the man closed his eyes, falling to his knees as he panted long, pained bursts of oxygen. Zack dismounted off him, crouching beside his new friend in concern. His eyes were majorly strained… It looked like a migraine if the boy didn’t know any better.

The coast clear, Angeal and Genesis picked themselves up, making their own way to their friend.

“Sephiroth?” Angeal ventured again, also crouching down beside him. “Are you okay?”

“…….Yes,” Sephiroth said through his breath. “I’m fine.”

“That’s it. I’m calling Hojo right now.” Genesis stalked off towards the telephone.

As Sephiroth watched him leave, he let his gaze idly roam around, catching sight of the crater and shattered table and splotch of blood on the counter. Acute guilt flashed through his eyes, the flames smothered. Whatever happened was a blur, a nauseous smear of rage and emotion and something bursting from the trenches of his soul. But he knew what he had done.

“I’m…”

Angeal laid a hand on his younger friend’s shoulder. “It’s alright. I’m just glad Zack calmed you down.”

“He… did?” Sephiroth turned to the boy beside him, both confused and marveled as he met the young blue eyes

“…Thank you.”

Zack smiled at him in return. “Anytime.”

~~~

Movie night was relocated to Genesis’s place, as Angeal placed an order for some new furniture and paint. Needless to say the rest of the movie went much smoother; both Genesis and Angeal decided it was best if Zack sat nearby Sephiroth, which ultimately resulted in Zack falling asleep against him. And Sephiroth, for his part, didn’t mind too much. Just as he didn’t mind anything else in the movie.

He glanced between his two best friends + one, sandwiching him on the couch, and couldn’t help but let a small, warm smile form. The whole mess was a blur, yes, but one thing did manage remain clear in his mind.

The fact that he wasn’t alone.

[the-brave-and-the-dumb]

If you know my blog, you know I often bring up many news from Poland and they're actually gloom and terrifying.

So I'm delighted to inform that in small village called Maszewo lives an old man with his dog, Amiś. Amiś became a local celebrity thanks to his musical talent. His owner, Robert, plays him lots of songs from the 80s and Amiś sings along. His favourite seems to be Modern Talking and C.C.Catch.

Mayor of Maszewo, whose surnames is Piesio (which can be translated as "little doggy"/"pupper"; which is a lovely coincidence) love the talented dog and invited him to open city ​​council session.

Further read (in polish): https://www.donald.pl/artykuly/rhftPEZv/maszewo-11-letni-pies-amis-zostal-lokalnym-celebryta-kundelek-potrafi-spiewac-na-zawolanie

[merveiilles]

NON RP/NON-MUTUAL BLOGS DNI!!! (NO NOT INTERACT) please and thank you uwu

|| KOKONE.FUWA (CURE.SPICY);; 

// If you told me that Koko-pi takes anti-anxiety/depression meds I would believe you. She has a lot of anxiety being in social situations, her parents are actively absent other than a couple of flashbacks because they’re always working, leaving Todoroki-san to take care of her instead.She never had friends before meeting Yui and Ran (and eventually Amane)  These are all veryyy important factors for a 12-13year olds mentality and the lack there of. All of those things probably “messed her up” for a good while. Even if it’s temporary for the start/mid of the series. Maybe toward the end of the series she deals with it better. She is already showing signs of improvement within the series dealing with her anxieties. But 100% hc that Koko-pi is medicated for these things. also, 

PAM-PAM THE THERAPY BREAD PUPPER PLEASE. hc that Pam-Pam doesn’t hide from the public and is known to Todoroki-san and her parents after bringing home the tiny puppy because she made Koko-pi happy and Koko-pi can bring her into public places because therapy puppy. Grabby hands. Gimme this please.

[cherryonigiri]

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matchup requests: CLOSED

@inarizakikoukou​ asked: Alice!!! Congrats on 1k again 😊😊 I’m going to try my best to keep this neat! INFJ | Ravenclaw/Magpie | Punctual, workaholic, (I want to be) funny, caffeinated??, science 🤔| being a dog mom, writing, going for long runs | i usually wear business casual clothing 😂 | COFFEE 💛 -micchi!

A/N: Micchi!!!!!! Heheheheheh thank u! Also I was originally gonna match you up with Kuroo but then i was like i would just be using Dr. Kuroo for his so I went with someone else hehehehe -alice

Your matchup is: Hanamaki Takahiro

How you met: I think Hanamaki seems like a dog kind of person, so I wouldn’t be surprised if you kept bumping into him whenever you were walking your dog around the neighborhood. Maybe there are a few instances where your dogs are very enthusiastic about meeting each other and the leashes get very tangled and you and Hanamaki end up dancing around each other trying to untangle them at least once a week. He notices that you always stop by the coffee shop to get an iced americano before you go home and one day he just shows up and hands you a cup of coffee when you bump into each other. 

Your first date: Your first date happens at an amusement park! I feel like Hanamaki is an absolute chaotic parkgoer - you guys are that one couple who spins the teacup way too fast on the ride and rides the carousel unironically. You guys also keep repeatedly going on one ride to get the perfect photo + you make it a game to see who can do the weirdest pose for the camera. However, expect Hanamake to sneak in food that he packed himself. No way is he buying/making you pay for shitty amusement park food when he can bring high quality cooked food himself. And of course he has a thermos of iced coffee for you. 

Your first kiss: I feel like he’s the kind of guy to text you at 2 AM being like “hey can i come over” and by the time you’re awake enough to text back he’s already banging on your door. At this point your 50% annoyed, 20% confused and 30% amused. When you open your door, he says “hey I just realized I haven’t kissed you yet and I think it’s high time we fixed that.” It takes you a minute to respond bc IT’S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SIR but you giggle and tell him to kiss you. Steps into your apartment and wraps his arms around your shoulders before kissing you deeply. You make him sleep on ur couch bc it’s late at night and he shouldn’t be driving/walking home this late. The next morning he cooks breakfast for you and sheepishly apologizes to you for waking you up with coffee + another smooch.

Anniversary: Hanamaki is one of those people who writes down funny/dumb quotes and jokes that you two share in his notes app. He has iconic sentences you’ve spoken before you’ve had coffee + multiple science jokes and other puns that you’ve both made. For your anniversary he makes a little cute flip book with hand lettered quotes from his notes up, which makes you crack up. He also takes some time off work to maybe go on a weekend trip to Mt. Fuji or something! Also gets your dog new accessories - ties + sweaters, boots etc. He is fully invested in your future as dog parents. 

How they propose: Planned everything out - there are little surprises scattered throughout your day. He starts by waking you up and treating you to breakfast in bed. Sends you/drives you into work, where there is a bouquet of flowers waiting for you. Your PI/supervisor hands you a new coffee mug as a gift. The coffee shop where you usually grab a light lunch gives you your coffee order for free/on the house. Hanamaki gets off work early and shows up to pick you up and treats you to dinner at a fancy place downtown. Finally, when he opens the door to his apartment you’re surprised by his friends (aka the Seijoh 3rd years) who throw confetti at you before holding up signs that say “will you marry me?” You turn around and Makki is kneeling with a ring in his hand. 

What your wedding looks like: Happens in Tokyo, since it’s where both of you live and have made new friends! Of course all of Seijoh is invited (even the coach shows up) + any friends or family as well! I feel like you guys would have an indoor wedding that is themed around your two loves: science and your dogs. There are cute science theme decorations + the cocktails/drinks are served using beakers, syringes, flasks and testtubes (for some extra fun). Your dogs are obviously part of the ceremony - maybe as the flower dogs or ring bearers1 And of course in addition to the regular drinks there is a very extsravagant coffee bar with many condiments and when you two leave for your honeymoon your guests through coffeebeans intead of rice at you!

Newlywed/domestic hc: Now that you guys are a little older you can finally afford a house with a larger backyard + extra room for your puppers to play. You spend an entire weekend rennovating one room in your house to be a doggo play room.  You guys paint a cute mural on it + add different dog beds + towers/playground items + toys to the new room (also a gate if you two need some private time without your furry companions. It’s the best feeling in the world when your dogs run around the room in excitement the next day. Also you have a little placard on your front door that has both your names + the names of your dogs.

[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

Your dog keeps pooping on my lawn AU where you got off on the wrong foot and seemed like an ass to your neighbors (the marauders) and Sirius is the dog. -🦕🔱

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You’d been living in this culdesac for almost three years

You had a wonderful little life there

And your neighbors were all elderly so partially deaf so you were able to blast music aLL night

You definitely played some bops at 3am during all your existential crises

But then one day

One of your elderly neighbors falls while gardening :(

You help her up and you get her an ambulance

Sadly, her family decides that it’s time for her to move out of that house and in with them

You were glad that she was getting care but what were u gonna do without Gladys??

You baked her cookies as a farewell and made sure to scare away all future customers of her house to preserve her memories

(You dressed in a chicken suit and snuck into the basement and then made strange noises at the potential buyers until they left)

But these three young men came in one day

And you could tell by the first second you saw them that they would not run from a giant screaming chicken

They were tough

You didn’t even try the suit you just glared at them from inside your house on your couch

Sirius absolutely saw you and subtly pointed you out to the others

“What are they glaring at us for? What did we do?”

“Nothing?? Yet??”

So they’re like alright fine ur gonna be a jerk to us we’ll be a jerk to u

One day you’re out gardening

Because living around old ladies changes you

And you’ve just planted these pretty lilies

;)

You are excite

And then you go back inside to shower off

And out of your window

You see a huge black dog

Your first thought is like ah yes pupper will take and keep forever

But then

That little hecker

>:( He poops on ur lilies >:(

Ur like my lilies!!!

The dog runs off and you let it go because whatever fertilizer is good right

Jesus

The next day you’re checking on your poor lilies

And you notice that it’s happened again??

Meanwhile Remus and James are giving Sirius like ten laxatives a day-

You’re like oooh imma find this doggo and find its owner and give them hEcK

Almost two weeks after it starts happening

Two weeks of consistent lily contamination

You catch the black dog in the act

He looks terrified

You watch him run back to your new neighbor’s house and you’re like I knEw they were trouble

You march over there and see that the dog has escaped into the backyard

So you march over to the front door and knock all angry

One of the young men opens the door after a minute and you see the dog sitting behind him literally smirking you are so upset

“Your dog is ruining my lilies. Every single day. What do you even feed it, how does it manage to poop that much every single day, and why always on my lilies??”

You hear someone snort in the background 

You’re like I’m being mocked

The one at the door is like look lady

You’ve been glaring at us since the day we moved in

“Hostility is met with hostility, we told-er, trained our dog to poop in your yard.”

You are so lost for words

You have honestly no idea what to say because??

What are you supposed to say to that??

“Okay, listen. We’ll cut you a deal. You stop hating us for no reason and we’ll stop our dog from pooping on your lawn.”

“But now I just have more reason to hate you?”

“Say goodbye to your Lilies.”

“oKAY OKAY FINE”

I

I don’t really know what this was

I don’t really remember writing any of it

But I hope that just makes it better

I have a different version of this same prompt that I might end up posting sometime

That I also don’t remember writing

Have a nice day

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