#Homestuck AU

[solidlobster1998]

[interrogatormentors]

Hey nepeta do you still ship people together? If so who's your OTP?

:33 < buckle the fuck up people we are about to go to town :33 < first of all of course i still have a shipping chart what kind of sensible person do you take me for :33 < its ummmm a little messier now but a girls gotta make do! :33 < m33ting more rebels has merely increased my pawsibilities for shipping too! :33 < meowstly i still k33p track of the main circle since its suuuuper hard to k33p track of everypawdy when theyre going to the diffurent bases we have but i do my darnedest regardless!!! :33 < what kind of shipper would i be if i didnt??? :33 < so equius is of course still my meowrail, obviously :33 < i think he wouldnt be here if he wasnt :33 < hed have gone off like mr ampurra did :33 < i think this is also the case fur gamz33 too :33 < that cr33p still wigs me meowt but what are you gonna do hes sticking around and that seems to be good enough fur my cuddlefish :33 < he and tavros are like all but confurmed pale! its totally obvious even if tavros doesnt like to go out adfurtising his quads :?? < vriskers and terezi have like... something going on but those girls are so messy its soooo hard to tell :33 < if i had to make a guess i think they vacillate a lot and ive s33n kanaya slipping in and out of the equation too... not sure in what quads but :33 < honestly good for her. she should live her truth :33 < i think equius sometimes has super black inclinations towards gamz33 which is kinda :// :33 < but im not about to yuck his yums! hes fr33 to quad whoevfur he wants X33 < he can be a freak if he wants to be!!! i dont care about micromanaging him :33 < aaaaanyways terezis just straight up a loose cannon a lot of the time, super casual with pails :33 < aradia and sollux used to be pale but its kind of hard to tell where they stand now since most of the evfurything that happened :33 < i know that karkitty is absolutely gunning for pale with pawllux which yknow, im not a hundred purrcent sure hes rehabilitated but like! :33 < the fact that he asked for help at all is like meownumental so im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if aradias vouching for him :33 < theres also some of the regular rebels too!! like, that r33ly weird yellow, golese, hes definitely got some sort of red inklings with the other interrogatormentor rescue that attacked sollux, vitzii?? :33 < miss trisia is hardcore gunning red with solluxs former interrogatormentor pawtner and isnt even shy about it :33 < golese has let slip that one of the seadweller rebels that has b33n out a lot on missions has pale inklings towards that vitzii guy too but like. im not sure hes like. fixed up enough to really care which is kind of tragic for his suitors!! :// :33 < i havent s33n golese come back from his last mission though and his meowrail has b33n almost climbing up the walls its kinda rankling the mewd :33 < as fur me... w3333ll :33 < i uhhh used to have a crush on karkat but like :33 < i grew out of it obviously ;33 < i purrsonally dont like to kiss and tell but fefuri and aradia are r33ly cuddly ;33 < i would say thats my otp but that could be construed as biased ;33 < also id be categorically incorrect since its truly an ot3!! h33h33

[c-m-y-key]

bald headed ass

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^

[pastabaguette]

who’re these hooligans?

i’ve got a whole slew of ideas for this au. the premise is simple: the beta trolls never play sburb. instead, they grow up on alternia and go on to serve the empire or whatever.

i have a lot of things to say, but i’ll leave them for later discussion.

[obscenicon]

if homestuck was trolls.....

[cringefail-clown]

post-canon/epilogues au, in which kankri, through paradox space shenanigans, gets revived and comes into his ultimate self, gathering knowledge from all of his past and future iterations - including the signless. now hes on a one-man mission to stop ult dirks plan to start another session of sburb in the bud

[meraki-sunset]

I made a heights chart because i wanted to know how tall the Midnight Crew is compared to everyone else and-

These two measure way below the shoulder of an average human adult.

Like, makes sense because of their lore, but it's still so funny

They then proceeded to break the wizzurd statu

[weaselmcdiesel]

i have no sense of patience. pls take more doodles of them pls

[xxdigitaldream]

abandoned

[wr3ck0rdz]

Baaack toooo laiiffff baaack tooooo realityy

[interrogatormentors]

eridan. End of statement. Just. E r i d a n.

wwhat about me

youre gonna havve to givve me more than that

i mean again i knoww im the hottest name on the press by vvirtue of howw important i am but like i cant just go around answwerin evveryone about anythin

[snailb0t]

Oh my god i never actually posted her here but. Inverted Jade thing i threw together

Just a dog girl having dog girl struggles

[carlthecarl]

i totally forgot to post this here, whoops! here is a drawing of the fusion kids!

[critterstuck-den]

Tiny things 💕