#prozd skit

[mochiobonio]

ganondorf doesn't stand a chance!

[antibeachballsociety]

In a server my friends and I are in these two emojis are right next to each other and I think it's marvellous

Princess Unattainabelle and Shook Cook are inseparable and I wouldn't have it any other way

[flowerbarrel-art]

~ Alan Becker, AvA, AvM

~ ProZD, “When You Start a New Game and Meet the Character You Know is Going to Betray You”

Another redraw! Old version below.

“Hey, it’s nice to meet you!”

“This world is imperfect.”

“….What?”

“If only I could wipe away the impurities….”

“…is anybody else…listening to this?”

“…and make it as beautiful as ME!”

~~~~~~

(Old version)

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

Fellas, is it gay to repeatedly shapeshift into your best friend's unrequited love interest?

Fellas, is it gay to turn into your best friend's most hated rival and mock fight in order to cheer him up?

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO SEE A HALLUCINATION OF YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE SHOWER AND "JOKE" ABOUT HELPING HIM WASH THOSE HARD TO REACH AREAS?

FELLAS?!!

[justsomefangirlie]

Random Thought:

(Incorrect quote edition)

Inspired by Prozd

Random villain: you’ve finally arrived- what the hell are you wearing?

Gambit: it’s Gambit’s ass kicking outfit, mon ami!

[thebalancedangel]

Tav: Astarion, why did you become one with the darkness?

Ascended Astarion: 'Cause I'm the worst.

Tav: Astarion, you horse's ass.

Tav: *sobbing* You horse's ass...

[tianhai03]

3dante except he's wearing a bikini top instead of that strap

had to draw this out

[snudibranchs]

Playing any of the pmds or any rpg with a major character twist for a second time, looking at *that one mf™* like:

[bravernificationbeam]

something that's really interesting abt bravern's 'first' appearance is that it's ever so slightly differently depicted in ep 1 vs ep 9, and not just because they've got suzumura doing it in ep 1 and azakami doing it in ep 9. there's little things like bravern screwing up ore vs watashi in ep 9 and bravern more audibly eating shit before he remembers burn blade in ep 9

anyway i don't have some grand conclusion to this post i'm just pondering narrative choices, reliable narration, etc. ore vs watashi in particular is very interesting to me. there's not really a reason why we as the audience shouldn't 'hear/see' that part of the conversation in ep 1--we're experiencing the story through isami at that very point in the episode and he is paying CLOSE attention--but like.....maybe very much in bravern style the story and its feelings matter more than the logic and 1. that might've been too hefty of a hint to drop on the viewer first ep! 2. it's probably more impactful to the story that we first get to see at that very moment through smithvern's perspective the active choices of self obfuscation he's pulling as bravern

[bugs-r-neat]

silly little comic :) very lazy and messy tho

Audio/source: https://youtu.be/M7l7joQhmYE

[zhongscara]

traveler vs neuvillette

[themarginalthinker]

Marko: Gratzie mille.

Shopkeeper: Ah! Tu parli Italiano! (Ah, you speak Italian!)

Marko: ..Oh. Um. Uh, sì, in parte. (Yes, some.)

Shopkeeper: È molto freddo oggi. Smetterà presto, spero. (It is very cold today. It will stop soon, I hope.)

Marko: Uh...fredda...cattivo...just. Shoot me in the face.

Shopkeeper: Just..shoot m-Che cosa significa? (what does that mean?)

Marko: Pistola ......viso......fuck-

[genericpuff]

in case y'all care at all how things are going over on reddit

this isn't even inaccurate, the main sub completely misunderstands that ULO is a bunch of trolling circlejerking dickheads, that's the point. but they'll still stick their fingers in the spokes anyways and hurt their own feelings and all it does is give us even more amazing meme material for us to ejaculate over LMAO

EDIT to add: seriously, they act like the ULO sub is like, 'brigading' against positivity LMAO ULO/antiLO existing isn't an attack on your identity my dude-

(if anything it says way more about them than it does about ULO/antiLO because they're basically getting mad that we're seeing all the problems with the comic and they clearly wanna just enjoy their ship without that nagging voice in the back of their head telling them maybe it's wrong to ship the 19 year old SA victim with the 40 year old CEO cough which, AGAIN, we can't take away from them! but if it's bugging you that much, maaaaybe it's because there's something there you don't wanna accept? 🤫 )

[chromaji]

this is from the 2007 DS version of Etrian Odyssey 1, but 🫵 notice how i was already expecting at least 700 damage from my medic at this point. 🫵🫵YOU, TOO, CAN DO UNGA NUMBERS WITH A MEDIC. Care for your medic… and they will CARE FOR YOU!!! GRAAGGHH!!

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Person B: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.

Person A: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Okay well I can't stop THERE. I guess I keep watching.