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Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

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Depop: windexter

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I need Wplace to work again, my drawing's not done :(

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I feel like you with that jockey and his catperson. "The parallels! The foils!" and then they're barely shipped. Hello???? In what world is the two guys who won't stop touching and literally have a whole episode about how compatible they are NOT the fandom otp?

THEY HAVE A /WHAT/???

God, who cursed us to fandoms who simply cannot understand the Vision???

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my fears, my lies, melt away.

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I be on my Homestuck, always on my Homestuck… I’m geekin’ out… & I don’t give a f-

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speaking of characters in scenarios. imagine with me a beautiful world in which della comes into the lab and casually greets gyro by saying "hey fag"

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if you can't handle toby fox at his homestuck, then you don't deserve him at his deltarune

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its crazy how so many people do not understand that social isolation isnt just sitting alone in your apartment all day never speaking to anyone you could be surrounded by acquaintances and friends but have absolutely no genuine connection or shared values so every interaction is shallow its basically just as bad as being alone if not worse

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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

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Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

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so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

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i have no words. worlds first terf monk returns from a thirty year hibernation on top of a mountain i guess.