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I made some Twilight Sparkle stamps n pixels! :> f2u ☆
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you know, I personally think the whole argument of 'which ship is canon' is so pointless.
just look at Guili Assembly. it's one goddess of dust and her harem of Tsundere Bird™, Pining Hoarder Dragon™, and Soulmates Now And Forever™.
The only thing that's canon is that everything goes. who cares? these are all fictional characters, who also happen to have two hands. Go wild. Have fun.
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Normal Aether: *sunshine boy, soft and helpful and also strangely so bloody badass. smiling as he shoves a sword down your throat*
Abyss Aether: *in a voice colder than snezhnaya's worst winters* Fuck around and find out.
On the other side of the universe...
Normal Lumine: *gets shit done. need a hand? she has a shovel. friendly on the inside, frenemy on the outside. done with your bs*
Abyss Lumine: *a scoff that leaves everyone cold* Bitch.
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You read ragbros fanfics because sibling angst is delicious and fulfilling. I read ragbros fanfics because I have a healthy and fulfilling relationship with my brother but also sometimes wish to bash his dumb head against a wall and tell him about all the lies I told our parents to cover for his general lack of common sense and all the time I spend scheming and planning around the landmine that is out family to ensure he lives with his sanity perfectly intact and never say a word about it to him, but I also have to put on a cordial and smiling front, so I have no way of venting the frustration out other than reading siblings suffering. we're really not the same.
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for all we talk about childe being literally every-damn-where, we never actually talk about childe being everywhere. He's actually fated to be at the heart of every conflict – as said by one of the items his boss fight drops – and if we see him in Natlan aka the nation of Conflict™, I'm just going to toss my hat and bow out.
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no way there's an entire specific world quest solely exist for the excuse of saying kaveh and alhaitham take turns annotating the same book like lovers who use the same diary to communicate.
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forget about all the lore mysteries in genshin, riddle me this: where are the horses. where are the fucking horses.
in mondstadt you can say 'oh Varka took all the horses'– all the horses available in mondstadt? every last horse? okay fine where are the liyue horses, hm? sumeru horses. inazuma horses. fontaine horses. did Varka take every damn horse in teyvat with himself? What army is he marching, my little pony?
Where the fuck are the horses. And if there have never been horses (hypothetically, since Diluc literally rides a horse carriage in manga), then why is there a position for cavalry captain at all?
And on that note, why the fuck is kaeya captain to a nonexistent cavalry? What's his actual job description and why does no one question it?
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crepus week has been designed to hurt me. my dash is full of crepus pictures. Crepus with diluc. Crepus with kaeya. crepus with diluc and kaeya. Crepus alone. Crepus riding a horse. Crepus sitting by the fire. crepus being the bestest dad ever and also dead. why. crepus ragnvindr the man that you are.
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imagine attacking Mondstadt though. 'oh you wanna attack mond? don't do that. they have one fanatic nun and another who hides knives in her nun dress. they have a workaholic acting grandmaster, and a witch for librarian who graduated from the akademiya early. they're friends with a wolfpack and a wolf god and there's this kid who literally howls at the moon. they have a princess...? from another world? they have a knight whose friendly interaction is calls for vengeance. there's this kid with the worst luck ever who's actually alive. the most powerful witches throw tea parties there. one of them has a student who can look at you and tell you when and how you'll die. another one of them has an arsonist daughter who makes bombs. for fun. she's shorter than your knee and she'll kill you. one of her big brothers is a witch-made alchemist and the other is khaenri'ahn royalty. whose brother is literally banned from snezhnaya by the decree of the cryo archon herself. oh did I mention the resident dragon.'
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Do you think Adventurers' Guild was in fact established by Sandrone?
It would be such a lovely way to gather intel across the seven nations. She keeps it low-key, of course, so no one knows.
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I think the main problem of Natlan is the lack of Childe. Adding him would fix everything
I don't even say this as a fan. Just imagine it, you know I'm right
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