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Every time Raiden Shogun’s banner is announced … ⚡️

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Happy Halloween! 🎃

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"So we're naming him huh" (2022)

audio from @prozdvoices's old vine.

Bonus down below

⚠️Platonic.⚠️

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Paimon was not impressed

(Comic by me)

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comic commission for meongnyaa at HoyoLab. they got this comic idea back when Sumeru came out but never got to make it so they commissioned me this year to do it.

this took months to make, sorry for the wait and thank you for commissioning me!!

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this could have been a cute photo awww. the whole thing about paimon getting promoted from assistant to the externally contracted assistant researcher to assistant to the honorary senior researcher is cute

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(At the Gates of Celestia)

Unknown God: You have returned, Traveler. Your defiance of the Heavenly Principles will cost you more than your life and... (Her face stops being serious and is now amused) Oh, what have we here?!

Paimon (on the verge of having a panic attack): Traveler, why didn't you tell me the Unknown God was her?

UG: Come here, Paimon. Don't you want to greet your big sister?

Paimon (flying to her): Ehe...h-hello.

UG (placing a hand on Paimon's cheek): Look at you: allying yourself with a heretic. I bet you had a lot of adventures with them, didn't you?(She starts to pinch Paimon's cheek)

Paimon: Big sister, please, it is hurting a bit.

UG (pinches harder): It's amazing you managed to crawl from the place we conveniently unfortunately forgot you.

Paimon: Sister, it's really hurting...

UG: Why don't you get the scenic view through the sewers of Celestia this time? You showed you can take it.

Paimon: Sis, p-please... I'm sorry...

UG (is hit by a sword in her forehead): Ouch! (Paimon gets free and goes crying to the Traveler, who hugs her)

UG (still with a sword stuck in her forehead): That was really rude, you know?

(The Traveler doesn't reply, they just glare at her, still hugging a crying Paimon in their chest; a massive energy emerges from them)

UG (sees that the Traveler's title changed to God Slayer, with a massive HP bar): That will be a bit bothersome.

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I have learned two very important things today:

The water cooler in my office dispenses water that is hot enough to use for preparing cup ramen.

My stomach is no longer capable of tolerating cup ramen.

A frustrating pair of discoveries when taken together, yes, but valuable information nonetheless.

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Here's a dumb idea. You know how the whole Omegaverse thing is based on a highly bastardized BDSM-ified misinterpretation of wolf hierarchical pack dynamics? Why should we stop there? There are lots of insane reproductive strategies out there in nature. I say we go nuts.

For example, have you seen the malaria lifecycle? It's a fucking mess. For reference:

Try to make some deranged sex thing out of that flowchart. Mosquitoes are involved, so you wouldn't even have to change the creepy biting stuff from ABO. Malaria also causes fever, which is a lot like being in heat if you are stupid not thinking very carefully about it. The parasites live inside red blood cells, that's got to be sexy somehow, right?

Or if we're really reaching, imagine if humans reproduced like ferns. What if people were just missing half their chromosomes sometimes? That sounds like potential for some kind of weird matchmaking demisoulmate garbage drama. What if half of people could only reproduce asexually and had to live out their perverse fantasies vicariously through their clonal offspring? Polypodiopsid breeding kink would make for the wildest fanfic imaginable. (It might also be illegal to write, I am not a lawyer.)

What I'm trying to say is that the possibilities are endless.

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when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

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It’s a rock fact!

🐸🍂OTGW 10th Anniversary stop motion short by Aardman Animations🍂🐸

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I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.

"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders

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Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

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Little comic to go with the “villager that gradually changes each time you see them” thing