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She mah on my jong til I riichi
#my post#so I started learning mahjong so I can finally understand what the uncles are doing at cny#problem is I’m terrible at it#and of course all the online games use Japanese rule sets#yes even the Chinese-based games for whatever reason#and I still haven’t gotten to play on the irl mahjong table :(#mahjong#the mahjourney
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i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without
#don’t get me wrong#wade and vanessa are going to end up back together again if there’s ever another deadpool movie#and then he’ll lose her again for whatever reason#because that’s just how it goes#ignore the fact that logan tells wade to talk to vanessa and i’d be convinced that the ending was supposed to imply them being canon tbh#not gonna delude myself into believing poolverine will ever be genuinely and seriously canon#but shippingwise#i think this’s why i’ve latched onto poolverine despite some of the similarities between cable & logan#with cable it was never gonna be serious#despite it being fun to ship them and enjoy their dynamic#but#with logan… storywise… it makes so much sense for them to be endgame#they both were at terrible points in their lives and really needed each other#not just to fix each other’s problems. but they needed someone who was so on their own level that they could fix each other#not in a healthy way. but#yknow#anyway#idk i’m kinda rambling about nothing here#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan#um#logan howlett#<- ….i guess#poolverine#deadclaws
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“I want the dan and phil made me gay shirt soooooo bad but I’m straight :(((((“ cope
#like i’m sorry but that sounds like a you problem#I lied i’m not sorry at all#should’ve been born a fag fucko#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#terrible influence tour#dan and phil games#lgbtqia#queer#gay#non binary#trans
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TW: mentions of pretty much everything terrible. 🍇, trafficking, all of the above.
CLASS OF 09 RANT, FLIP SIDE SPOILERS
Ok not my usual post (I’ve posted twice ik but shush) but what the freak was the flip side??….. I was a huge fan of class of 09 + the re up but this game was so.. what’s the word….. dog shit? Even if we ignore half of the game being about the creators weird foot fetish, the sl@ve ending was so unnecessary. I feel like the only thing in that route that was worth writing was the issue in retail work and that wasn’t even the star focus, let alone side focus. The main plot of that route was the counselor having some weird illegal 🌽 warehouse, jecka finding it, and then him blackmailing her into human 🚙 🚙 ing?
The only ending I thought was necessary IF THAT was when Jecka found Nicole after the sue a side ending from re up. I thought it did a decent job at talking about sue a side victims, and how nobody really cares about them until it’s too late, And even then they only care for a week or so and then move on.
But the Jeffery dying one was the most out of place in my opinion (unfortunately it beats the foot ending.) For starters, Nicole was really out of character imo, like yeah she’s talked about wishing Jeffery was dead before, but her actually killing him just out of boredom is so odd. Her entire character is “I don’t put effort into anything unless it benefits me.” Killing Jeffrey was not only ALOT of effort, but she gained absolutely nothing. On top of that, saying it’s different than doing. Like how she talked about wishing her mom was dead, but then when she had a heart attack, she panicked. Plus, she PLANNED on making Jecka take some of the blame on his death, which she stated in past games she wouldn’t do. She literally never put Jecka in harms way, let alone jail if it didn’t also benefit them both. But this didn’t, she just did it to do it.
While we’re talking about Nicole being out of character, I feel it valid to mention her and Jeckas dad. For obvious (and gross) reasons, I won’t be detailing this, but her doing that to Jecka wasn’t fully out of character, but still odd. Like I mentioned earlier, Nicole never really did anything to spite Nicole, so I find it odd that she did in this game. You could blame it on “oh she’s a sociopath she doesn’t care.” But I don’t think that’s inherently true. Yeah, I guess it’s canon she’s a sociopath, but in that case they do a bad job at consistency. She’s shown in both games 1 and 2 caring about people she’s close with, whether it’s Jecka, her mom, or even Emily in one segment. So I find it completely random that she did this to Jecka over something as small as not sharing how she got into foot work. Jeckas done much worse stuff to Nicole, and Nicole just didn’t care because they were friends, or didn’t feel the need to put effort into doing something if she did care. So yeah, Nicole basically screwing Jeckas dad over something so little felt out of character.
One of the few things that bothered me the least, but I feel the need to mention was the foot work stuff. Not because it was out of character, i fear I’ve seen worse stuff mentioned in that game. But I guess the way it was portrayed as less of a story plot and more of the creator trying to live out his fantasies. He himself has stated Jeffrey is basically a self insert, so the whole being sexually obsessed with Jecka and her feet felt REALLY weird. Compared to Nicole’s my space favor thing, this just felt dirty. For comparison. Both Jecka and Nicole took up sex work to keep a home life or lackthereof, they both got money from strangers to do sexual things, and they both hated doing it. But why did Jeckas feel so much more personal and gross? Because the actual sex work was shown. In graphic detail. And all of Jeffrey’s (the creators) personal thoughts were stated with no backlash. Jeffery literally asked Jecka if she would 🍒feed him, and he was excused. When Nicole was asked the same hing from the same guy, he was insulted, yelled at, even told to leave.
So, creepy creator who’s obsessed with his barely legal characters, Jecka being sold to 🚙 🚙ing agaisnt her will, Jeffrey being murdered for no reason other than a giggle or two from his haters, Jecka accidentally killing Ari cause she was drunk driving, feet fan service, and fan service in general aside, the game is left only with the regular drug and alcohol abusage we always see. which in the game that was advertised as a new experience felt really stale and honestly left me bored. The ONE SINGULAR time during this game that I giggled was when the hat man appeared in the Ari route.
If you’ve fully ignored everything I said in this, maybe didn’t care, or didn’t even read it. Id just like to mention for everyone that the creator of this game said that anybody who disliked him, his games, his writing, or his humor were kid diddlers. In full seriousness. So yeah, no shock this game was bad, but I guess I shouldn’t have expected better from someone who thinks his haters are all child likers. All this being said, I enjoyed class of 09, and the re up. I’m hoping the anime episode that comes out soon with be a decent save. all of THAT being said, I don’t support this creator. I don’t support his actions, I think he’s a shitty person who’s made some shitty jokes, but made some not so shitty games that I decently enjoyed. I also haven’t bought them, so none of my money has gone towards him or his projects. I in NO WAY support him. Thanks for reading.
Feel free to comment down some of your own opinions if you feel so inclined, I’m interested in what everyone else thought of this game :))
#class of 09#class of 09 flipside#class of 09 the re up#co09 jecka#co09 nicole#co09 emily#co09#I’m just a tad upset because I was so hype for this game#and it was doo doo#like really bad#terrible imo compared to 1 and 2#but don’t tell SBN3 cause he’ll call me a kid liker#cause that’s how that works I guess#anyways#yeah feel free to ignore me#also don’t take me too seriously#I’m serious but I fear this is such a non issue#so yeah again don’t take me seriously#unless u want to#then that’s ur problem tho#class of 09 jeckole#jeckole#jeckole was so canon in this game tho hello???z#jecka literalky asked Nicole to date her#twice#and Nicole asked her the same thing last game#so its basically canon#haha#I’m delusional but happy#jeckole or emicole?
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logged in to post this cameo i got late last year . have fun dadviders i like them a lot .. bye
#camp camp#dadvid#i wanted to gatekeep this but i don’t see much of a point anymore#i cried when i got this i’m so serious#sorry for abandoning this acc but i lost my cc fixation#also perception problems are terrible i fear#but i still hope u all like this#i like miles a lot
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I will say it is really funny in RoP that Elrond swears an oath and then is immediately put in insane circumstances to put it to the test. like that’s some Feanorian bullshit if I’ve ever seen it
#rings of power has its problems I have many of them with it. but honestly this is kind of iconic#Elrond like raised by maedhros and maglor elrond. swears an oath and immediately is pressured to break it#like life and death fate of his people put to the test#that’s hysterical are you kidding me#do you think when he sat at that table realizing his position he thought abt how historically oaths have gone terribly for his lineage#I say lineage loosely by blood it’s distant by ‘kidnap adoption’ its immediate#also Charles Edwards as Celebrimbor im literally in love with him im so sorry I doubted you king#everything I’m like ‘that’s different from the silmarillion’ they deliver a different nod to the silm and also are really funny about it#rings of power#lotr#elrond#the silm#z speaks
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It seems there are 4 truths the Hannibal fandom can agree on:
1. Jack Crawford is terrible at his job (and is just terrible in general)
2. Will is a sweaty little man with a helluva face card
3. The FBI is both aware of the shit Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are pulling and have unanimously decided it’s better for everyone to let the murder husbands be together. It’s not that they’re oblivious. They’re just tired of the gay murder simps and want to make them somebody else’s problem.
4. Hannibal is a simp but make it
Classy
#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannigram#murder husbands#Hannibal is a simp#i will die on this hill#Hannibal walked so Hozier could run#because nothing is as gay and dramatic#as Hannibal saying#take me to prison#so my husband can find me#it’s a show with two serial killers as the main cast#but still#the head of the bau is somehow the most hated character#funny#memes#terrible but funny#fannibal#I’m 98% sure the fbi would help them flee the country#just so they’re someone else’s problem
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after you finish 5-5 bobby fulbright is just eternally a really awkward character to see ingame. like you see him in the dlc case and it’s like heyyy….my good pal fulbright……..how’s it going……hahaha….
except i was spoiled going into dd so this effect has just been permanently applied to me from the outset
#bobby fulbright#ace attorney#dual destinies#my big problem (until yesterday) has been that i played every ace attorney game except for dd and soj in 2020.#i didn’t play dd and soj because all my friends said they were terrible and that they would ruin my opinion of the franchise so i didn’t.#and this wasn’t an issue because they were the only people i spoke to about ace attorney back then so i was spoiler free#then i drifted away from ace attorney and while i picked up vague things every now and then it by still seeing fanart it was whatever.#now the present. i am full swing back into ace attorney and my old apollo hpfx is hitting me like a steel chair#You Can See Now How This Was A Problem#i really knew nothing about soj sub nahyuta for like 4 years and i ruined that in a week. and of course only after that i played the game#but now i’m free of my shackles and really they were not bad enough for me to have hidden away from them for 4 years#in fact my 3ds playthrough of soj was quite lovely. i liked it a lot#sorry this really is a page of tags okay bye
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google searching “how to not be absolutely devastated that you didn’t get meet and greet tickets when you’re finally in a financially stable enough place to buy them and feel like you may have just missed your last chance to meet dan and phil who you’ve loved and looked up to for over 10 years and you’re just sad even though others can’t even go to the show at all so you should just be grateful” after my morning with ticketmaster
#:)#don’t feel bad for me i’m having first world problems i’m sorry#i can’t help but feel disappointed though i really thought this was my chance#ti tour#terrible influence tour#dan and phil tour#dan and phil#dnp#dnp tour#dnpgames#dan and phil games#dan howell#phil lester#titour#terrible influence#phour
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Your reading compression skills are embarrassingly poor and several of your character analysis are subpar at best because it seems you take most things at face value and interpret the plot, details, and characters as black and white.
Literature is art and while art can be black and white, MXTX’s work is the type that is intentionally ambiguous and an array of blended colors. She does a great job of creating plots and characters with extensive levels of depth and complexity as well as humanity.
I hope one day someway somehow you develop better understanding of subtexts.
Oooh, over 24 hours this time? Thought you gave up.
#anyways hope you solve that weak morals problem#but unless you’re gonna start paying my salary#i am not a teacher for you#so I’m not gonna waste my time explaining how ‘nuancing’ crimes against humanity#because you empathize with the characters committing them#doesn’t make your ‘analysis’ mature or correct lmao#it just means you’re a terrible person#but we both already know that
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having another “hey, wait a minute, I’m an Adult” moment in realizing that actually, I can absolutely go down to Santa Cruz to see the annual Lost Boys showing at the boardwalk tonight if I want to, there’s nothing stopping me
#or at least I can attempt to#this post isn’t a promise but I’m at least going to try to get there#I’ll be exhausted tomorrow (I’m not terribly far from SC but I am also not close)#but that will be a problem for future me#I have a means of transportation and no one to tell me no#parking will be difficult but we’ll see about that when we get there
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Being an OW fan is so funny cuz like we’re just going about our business. Having fun with the game discussing characters getting hyped for future story content. Then every so often someone will come barging into the tag like “omg guys remember people ACTUALLY LIKED OVERWATCH” with 50 billion notes from randos you’ve never seen before and never will again. And nobody in the OW fandom engages. We just skip right over it and continue with our fanart and discussions lol
#fandom embodiment of ‘stop telling people I’m dead’#overwatch#seriously tho for all the problems the series has the fandom is definitely a high point#(I consider this distinct from the player base which is terrible LOL)#this fandom is so much more chill than most others I’ve been in#we’re all in this shit together lmao
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anybody else play a cleric durge and felt like they had to come up with some ridiculous reason as to why their pc would wake up believing they worship a god that’s not bhaal? ophelia’s is “i can tell i used to worship a god and can’t remember who, but i have some sick fucking lightning powers and i love carnage destruction and chaos, so that probably means talos is my god. yeah that checks out”
and it’s just. not even fucking true. she was absolutely Not a cleric before the nautiloid, and she definitely didn’t worship talos. he just happened to fit the description
i like to think talos sees her going through this process and just decides to feed into her delusions and grant her cleric powers because he thinks it’s funny
#if anyone has rationalizations like these i’d love to hear them lmao it’s such a funny concept to think about#also im at start act 3 and ophelia is going through it because 1 she knows she’s a bhaalspawn now and 2 she’s had her redemption arc so-#she doesn’t really subscribe to talos’ preachings anymore. so it’s a bit awkward#anyway once she’s rejected bhaal and withers has brought her back I’m gonna respec her to worship kelemvor instead#because he’s the closest i can get to having her worship jergal lol#and she’ll get to keep her death fixation <3#only problem is her dating fangs but i like to think withers is like ‘kelemvor listen. i know her taste is terrible. but she’s saving the-#sword coast. please. please make an exception. just this once’#and kelemvor begrudgingly accepts#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 dark urge#bg3 tav#oc ophelia#ALSO!!! highly recommend having talos be your durge’s god a lot of his dialogues (and evil cleric dialogues in general) go super well-#together with durge
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#polls#socks#solve my problem#lifestyle poll#god I’m terrible at tagging things.#just vote for the correct answer
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I have a tamagotchi collection emulator on my phone and because I’ve got brainrot I made HMS and it’s been like fine they’re doing fine but randomly Heart has a problem and after I fix it he just has one of those normal bubbles for when he just has something he wants to say for no reason so I click on it because I’m bored and he straight up says
“I wish I had bigger eyes”
and I just sat there like buddy….oh man….
#Had to sit there for a whole minute like oh man…I bet you do don’t you?#Anyways none of them like shortcake it’s really funny that they happened#I’ve given them all shortcake they all hated it#Also Mind tends to have more problems than the other two for some reason#This bitch always has smth to say he never lets me REST#/silly#S.K thinks#This game is so silly. All the names are terribly misspelt cuz I’m doing th best I can with making the noises similar#Cuz the emulator is in Japanese with English subtitles#Chonny Jash#cj heart
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is it normal for cattle to get lung abscesses
But yes. It’s normal for an animal to develop if they were aspirated during their infantile stage, such as is true for calves when they contract pneumonia. It’s a condition you will literally never know about until a cow dies suddenly. It cannot be predicted or prevented beyond shrugging and hoping an animal you buy has never had pneumonia.
How about you stop trying to capitalize on a tragedy to push your agenda, you miserable demon.
#Worst wishes anon have a terrible day#eat a spoonful of pure salmonella#I’m so sick of people trying to find cute little ‘gotcha’ quips to make when someone’s pet dies#what is your problem#‘Uhm actually this person should have simply invented the cure for cancer and prevented brain aneurisms if they were a good owner’#do you READ what you type when you type it??#and don’t even try ‘what if they were just asking’ because no they weren’t lol#there’s a reason they sent this to the owl blog instead of the cow blog
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