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sappho-hoziers-version · 3 months ago
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At some point, probably:
Hannibal: Dearest Will, if God reached his cruel hand down from the heavens and altered me, shape and form, to something so minuscule, spineless, and inconsequential that death is but a summer’s morning, would your heart still beat in a language only the two of us speak?
Will: …
Will: Yes, Hannibal. I would still love you if you were a worm.
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coulson-is-an-avenger · 2 years ago
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genuinely obsessed with how the fuckin. UNHINGED 2010s show Nathan For You where the entire premise is bothering/annoying people into really embarrassing/ridiculous/unethical business practices, managed to have an entire episode that not only respectfully included asexual people but also showed off AVEN and gave the ace people space to verbally define and describe their sexualities and then jokingly dunked on allos for like thirty minutes like. yes it was for a tech company con but it was also so well executed and genuinely hilarious and REALLY respectful even by today’s standards. ace ally Nathan Fielder i fucking guess
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jerich0two · 6 months ago
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Surprise! It's not Hazbin Hotel, shock horror... but happy pride month! I like this Mordecai headcanon (edit: I've since been told that it's canon!)
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cannibalchicken · 8 months ago
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Revelations
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 2 months ago
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egophiliac · 3 months ago
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
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artisfaction · 5 months ago
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cozylittleartblog · 1 year ago
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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friedri-ce · 25 days ago
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ultrakiss
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arimiadev · 4 months ago
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*non-vn gaming journalists constantly foaming at the mouth to assert how much they hate visual novels*
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(this is for a review of tsukihime)
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sappho-hoziers-version · 3 months ago
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On a Hannibal rewatch, and I still can’t believe Will broke Hannibal out of prison by just asking the FBI if he could really nicely
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viktheviking1 · 1 year ago
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
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ofswordsandpens · 5 months ago
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percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?
jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies
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cannibalchicken · 6 months ago
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faunandfloraas · 2 months ago
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Countdown to Seungmin's Birthday ↘ D-6: Fanboy.
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