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At some point, probably:
Hannibal: Dearest Will, if God reached his cruel hand down from the heavens and altered me, shape and form, to something so minuscule, spineless, and inconsequential that death is but a summer’s morning, would your heart still beat in a language only the two of us speak?
Will: …
Will: Yes, Hannibal. I would still love you if you were a worm.
#incorrect quotes#nbc hannibal#hannigram#fannibal#hannibal#idiots in love#murder husbands#terrible but funny#memes#funny#gay and tired#would you still love me if i was a worm
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genuinely obsessed with how the fuckin. UNHINGED 2010s show Nathan For You where the entire premise is bothering/annoying people into really embarrassing/ridiculous/unethical business practices, managed to have an entire episode that not only respectfully included asexual people but also showed off AVEN and gave the ace people space to verbally define and describe their sexualities and then jokingly dunked on allos for like thirty minutes like. yes it was for a tech company con but it was also so well executed and genuinely hilarious and REALLY respectful even by today’s standards. ace ally Nathan Fielder i fucking guess
#nathan for you#nathan fielder#mossy speaks#likehglkjkljwlkjdsf im still thinking about it#it was so fucking funny. i want to work at the aces only tech repair store ghblkjwlhkjf#watched this show w former coworkers and how is it so wildly unhinged but they got this ep so right. 10/10#asexuality#this whole show is like watching 800 trainwrecks but. god its funny#terrible but funny
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Surprise! It's not Hazbin Hotel, shock horror... but happy pride month! I like this Mordecai headcanon (edit: I've since been told that it's canon!)
#sorry if he ended up sounding british here#i don't know if garish is an american term let alone a prohibition-era one#but I do what I want /j#also I'm painfully aware that the composition in the full image is terrible but I wanted to include my Very Funny Dialogue#lackadaisy#lackadaisy cats#lackadaisy fanart#lackadaisy mordecai#mordecai heller#pride month#ace pride#asexual#boozecats#<- i love that tag#jeri's art tag for convenience purposes
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Revelations
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#stanley pines#Stan pines#grunkle stan#mullet Stan#jimmy snakes#the pines twins#young! Stan and ford#daddy issues#daddy issues are a funny joke until you meet someone who actually seeks out terrible guys cause she has daddy issues😭#ford shirt says “i ate some pie” in case you were wondering
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#interview with the vampire#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#devil's minion#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#funny texts#the lightning in the Lestat - Louis scene is terrible!!! I tried my best promise#the last one with Daniel and Armand truly works both ways#up to interpretation#old man on old man violence and toxic yaoi#I'm a big fan
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
#dashboard#staff#tumblr update#comic#art#doodles#costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png#i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have#frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse#i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon#my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it#this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change#i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme
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ultrakiss
#yesss the gays kiss#dont pay attention to the 14 kills on the second pic#it was a terrible accident#v1 is not supposed to be able to emote#but i thought itd be funny if they Iooked really pissed off#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#ultrakill v1#ultrakill gijinka#gabv1el#rice's art
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*non-vn gaming journalists constantly foaming at the mouth to assert how much they hate visual novels*
(this is for a review of tsukihime)
#tsukihime#it's so funny too because the rest of the review reads pretty fairly#they clearly enjoyed tsukire despite how long it is#but they always have to remind you at some point how much visual novels suck and are terrible and bad lmfaooo#remember kids nobody should like visual novels! they're bad!
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On a Hannibal rewatch, and I still can’t believe Will broke Hannibal out of prison by just asking the FBI if he could really nicely
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#fannibal#hannigram#terrible but funny#will said#but what if we faked an escape#after saying he actually wanted to run away with Hannibal#and Jack was like#you sir#are a genius#funny#text post#memes
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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years#they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm#maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me#also my magnus design is pure indulgence#i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool#okay now i gotta do some actual tagging#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#htn#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the third#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#palamedes sextus#palamedes the sixth#abigail pent#magnus quinn#john gaius#tlt shitposting#oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like#i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)
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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.
Reblog for more people to give their answers!
#funny stuff#funny memes#puns#bad puns#pun#terrible puns#dad jokes#bad jokes#toilet#toilet joke#funny#funny post#funny polls#funny content#tumblr polls#my polls#polls#dumb jokes
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Totally Normal Trigonometry Things
#more of these terrible freaky guys! (mostly) old man Ford edition#Some post canon stuff! Love the idea of Ford gaining weight post-canon <3 (Did I initially forget Bill's cracks? Maybe. Maybe..)#idk if theres any redeeming going on tho. Almost nevermind all that au energy yknow. They're vibing & making it everyone elses problem#last two are based on my Ford cosplay and that is a real sticker I do now questionably own. I thought itd make a funny picture and it did#and to the people who wanted to know where the tongue was going I hope I didn't disappoint lmao#cw suggestive#i think. Bill's a goddamn triangle. at what point does it become enough to tag that. probably at the point i gave Ford freaky love bites...#cw injury#cw body horror#Billford#Gravity Falls#tbob#Fan art#Bill Cipher#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Grunkle Ford#Bill/Ford#Bill x Ford#Fanart#GF Fanart#artists on tumblr#my art
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