#pro hans

[simpofhans]

I have mixed feelings about A Frozen Heart book. Like, it was life changing book back in 2019, made me go long way back to loving Hans, I actually knew his backstory and motivations from it, I grewn to LOVE HANS AGAIN, because of that book and my 2020 F3 fanfic... but that book isn't actually that good as most Hans fans see it... It has many incosistencies, like once Hans is his real self, caring about Elsa, Anna and trying to be a hero to get out of the fucking abuse, and one page later "He wAntS tO chOke ElSa" and acts like a selfish rude guy... yes, AFH gave us perspective for a real Hans, in what hell he was forced to live in 20+ years, and that's a best thing about it... and also this books covers a topics Disney usually doesn't does in the movies, or even books, especially the Frozen franchise ones. As the first book ever made for adults based on the movie, it was insane, and very, very deeply touching, but I think some things there should be done better, like, Lars being actually silent manipulator to Hans, as this mf is, and showing it openly, or more Hans overall, shown in the light we saw him at the beginning of the book... how should I believe he changes sides in a split of A SENTENCE in this book? AFH is really good covering Hans backstory and his struggles, but very bad at being brave and show who Hans REALLY IS, HIS FULL PERSONALITY + AFH ignores Helsa for baiting Hans x Anna fans.... LIKE THIS BOOKS WANTS US TO BELIEVE, THAT HANS LOVED ANNA, NOT ELSA? That's a hipocrysy... and imo AFH should be 100% Hans book, not the Frozen retelling with 99% time focused on Anna... like, WHY THEY WERE SO AFRAID OF GIVING HANS FULL STORY WHEN THEY HAD WHOLE BACKSTORY MADE FOR HIM? AND THEY GAVE IT ONLY 4 CHAPTERS???? I appreciate the efforts, but AFH is still, wasted potential and kind of shit, when I look at it... and the ending, I REMEMBER HOW STRESSED I WAS WHILE READING ABOUT HANS GOING BACK TO THE LITERALL HELL ON EARTH... THAT WAS MY FIRST STRESS LIKE THAT READING THE BOOK, AND I WAS ONLY 13...

AFH simply could be more brave, and I really hope, that if Hans will get some new content in the franchise, maybe even besides of F3/4 earlier, his story will be more accurate and him focused, than being a simple another retelling of a movie. But there is hope that the next Frozen books won't be retellings, because all the post F2 books now are 100% original (I sound like delulu 2016 Helsa fan I know, I am in this era still). So, I just want to see more Hans, ok? I miss him every day, I hope for maybe 5 seconds of cameo in Winter Festival short, if we ever will discover will it be actually released, because I just want to see him after a year of waiting (OUAS was a blessing for me)

[localapparently]

happy pocky day

[simpofhans]

Finally someone who says the fucking truth. L*rs is not and never was a good "brother". He uses silent manipulation to fucking control Hans, and never even asked "how was your day?" "Do you feel bad?" "How can I fucking help you?" HE DIDN'T EVEN WAS THERE WHEN HANS WAS STARVING AND FED WITH FUCKING SCRAPS. And people still portray him as either "sexy dilf" or "uwu" Milo Thatch from Atlantis ripoff. Why you can't see the truth, that he stood silent and DID NOTHING, even if he had 100000 times in his fucking life to save Hans or at least help him once? And the haters say "HanS is a bAd bRoTher bEcaUse hE doEsnT wAnt tO liSteN aBout hiStoRy". Like, he is a teenager, he just wants him to listen about his trauma and help, not listening to 30 year old man who ignores him anyway. This is not even listening, this is changing the topic to ignore the person you hate, and who YOU SHOULD LOVE THE MOST AS YOUR YOUNGEST SIBLING. I'm tired of people simping to L*rs only because "he was nice". This is absurd. This is fucking absurd.

Basically in A Frozen Heart

Lars : « Nice brother » said nothing and did nothing when all his brothers bully insult mocked and even assault his little brothers at their mom birthday as a public humiliation

Hans : said that he find Lars passion for history boring when he had to listen to it longuer and talk about himself.

Some people : Hans is the bad brother in the relationship he is disrespectful to the only brother that is nice to him

🙄🙄🙄🙄

i have read a other opinion to think this waay but...

Already talk about it but Lars is by far the most problematic of the two in their relationship. I want to said imo....but like I just can’t see how is hans the worst brothers and disrespectful when we knows Lars behavior ( which yes is subtle and not very explicit) but it is said in the book : all the brothers are there at the queen birthday « beneath his father boom hans could hear the voice of his 12 older brothers » I mean I like his character but I do find his behavior wrong later in the book that’s hans who go see him in the library not him that’s him who talk about yesterday debacle not Lars also he said did you comes at the dock again that always makes you moody ? but hans got at the dock immediately after the party so that’s the first time they saw each other’s since the events first time and thats hans who go see him not Lars and it was yesterday. So the whole events happen and Lars didn’t even get to got some news about his brothers that has been humiliated in front of everyone ? That’s only when hans come to see him that he thought about saying « how are you ».

Ok maybe there I m thinking to much but that definitely means the character is taking the route I love my brother I want the better for him let’s just close our eyes let’s say I have see nothing and enjoy my time with him the rest that’s just so upsetting let’s forget about it. and that I do find that problematic and that’s worse that Hans disliking Lars be over passionate about history. 🙄🙄🙄

[evil-swedenish]

Star Wars day!!

[afterschoolcrewz]

i saw people saying that the golf cover doll thing from the bts content was like an eddie puppet. so. here goes my magnum opus

[rosebudfics]

~PLEASE READ BEFORE REQUESTING~

Minors DNI or lerk in the shadows

Hello fellow snape lovers! This is a new blog however I am not new to writing! I have a separate blog specifically for writing but I will not let anyone know what it is due to the fact that I am afraid I will receive hate/threats because I enjoy Harry Potter. And before anyone comes at me, no I do not condone to the actions that JK Rowling has done!!! I simply just enjoy the series because of how much comfort it brings me.

Request Rules:

I WILL write: fluff, angst, suggestive, female and sometimes gender neutral reader unless its spicy, and domestic stuff!!

I will NOT write: Smut, incest, pedophillia, rape/no consent, racism, homophobia, abuse, professor x student, daddy kink, piss/shit fetish or anything related to those!!

As for the characters I will write for, I will mainly write for Severus Snape however I am open to recieving requests for Colonel Brandon from Sense and Sensibility, Sheriff Nottingham from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Hans Gruber from Die Hard, and David Friedman from Judas Kiss!

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I will write head canons, drabbles, and short fics! Possibly full length fics if an idea that i really like is either requested or i think of!

Masterlist Below the cut!

Severus Snape

New Professor - Snape x Professor! Reader

Sick Days - Snape x Wife! Reader

Girl Dad - Dad! Snape x Mom! Reader

Secret Lovers - Snape x Wife! Reader

Colonel Brandon

Your Last Night - (ANGST) Colonel Brandon x ill! Reader

Sheriff Nottingham

Nothing yet!

Hans gruber

Nothing yet!

David Friedman

Nothing yet!

[benevolenterrancy]

@pazithigallifreya eek, I hope that all goes well for you 😖 and that you have a better dental experience than the Lebeau With Pliers option

[korpuskristae]

I wrote a Hans Gruber fanfic but it didn’t get the attention I wanted it to, so it got me wondering, what Alan Rickman characters do people want to read about? Besides our dear dungeon bat ofc.

[pillow-boi]

How good is yjh at playing horror games? (Like dead by daylight and etc.) I have a feeling kdj would try to act as an escape goat as well lol

I would say he's fairly good, he's played a lot since it's so popular, but I don't think it's the kind of games he's the best at. Kdj is more of a horror player and he's kinda famous in the gaming community for always being the only one dying in the team. Of course, it annoys yjh very much, and the main reason he keeps playing horror games so much is so kdj STOPS playing the way he does. There is a community who's really into this team of streamers playing together, called kimcom, and Uriel is their most zealous fan. Maybe she's even the founder, no one knows…

[unleashthegoats]

EPISODE 13: JAKE SKYWALKER: THE WORST JEDI

Welcome to the second episode in our Fixing the Sequels series! This time we’re focusing on that controversy of all controversies, Jake Skywalker. Some people liked him, others felt like he was an insult to everything Star Wars had ever stood for before this, but we had some ideas on what we would’ve liked to have seen happen for the character in the Sequels. 

[juminies]

some very funny negotiation strategies

[felixir]

If you’re part of the whole parade of blocking celebrities, including Stray Kids or any K Pop idols/groups in general, please just delete me. Unfollow me. Block me. I’m honestly over it. I’m not blocking any of the boys just because you think you’re going to "make a difference." You’re not going to, and all you’re doing is what? Trying to hurt them in the process? Please miss me with it.

[dungeonbat394]

Hans Gruber Edit by me. You can also find it on my YT, SneepySnape (unless you’re in Russia, it got blocked there unfortunately)

[kittenfangirl20]

Now pro Jedi people are against the fact that Leia fell in love with Han and wanted to marry him as well as start a family with him. In fact while this person sees Leia getting married and having kids as boring, it actually makes narrative sense. Should Leia have approached Han after she admitted that she loved him and he admitted that he loved her in order to say “Sorry I can’t marry you because I now suddenly want to join this religious order that we are rebuilding that refused romantic relationships in the past because they thought it would make you evil even though we can change the rules because we are rebuilding it.” But then again these are the people who call Anakin a sperm donor in regards to Leia even though he was excited to be a father and if he never fell, he would be raising both Luke and Leia with Padmé. They act as if he was a deadbeat father who wanted nothing to do with her when he thought his children were dead. As Darth Vader he wasn’t an ideal parent, but he wasn’t someone who voluntarily abandoned his own children. Also I liked that in Legends Luke realized that forbidding family bonds in the Jedi Order was dumb.

[deepperplexity]

Sneaky pre-post in July about Christmas... 👀

I've added RICKMAS2023 to my Tagging Masterlist - if you're a creator or reader who doesn't wanna miss out on this year's Christmasy Alan Rickman event you can add yourself to the tagging lists already!

Don't forget to reblog this so as many as possible have a chance at joining in and participating - fandom only stays alive and thrives when we all create and enjoy it together 🖤

✨Whoop-Whoop! It's gonna be a party!✨

[aleksanderscult]

What do you think Aleksander would have done if Alina was having her own grisha revolution but away from him? Maybe in Shu Han and she was doing overall good for Grisha but wanted nothing to do with him? Not Alina- basically any Sun Summoner was just having his)her own conquests and didn't want to associate with him. What would he do then?

So if they had never met and he heard that the Sun Summoner was having her own military campaign in Shu or Fjerda, he would be kinda impressed. Like: "Damn. That's really something". He has experienced persecution in those countries and knows first-hand what it's like.

A Grisha having conquests in hostile lands is badass and requires balls NGL 😭😭 Even if he/she is a powerful one.

Then he would set plans to go to him/her and meet that person. Aleksander would try to make her join him by talking to her reasonably of his own experiences and what he desires to achieve. He would hope that this person would understand him and his plans but I'm not quite sure he would be totally honest with her (out of fear of her sending him away if he would tell her "Hey I wanna vanquish a city with the Fold in the process"). Also, I feel like he would be kinda wary around her. She's not a weak, easily fooled person but a powerful soldier and a strong leader so he would know that commanded her around or blackmailing her are out of the question. He would try a different approach. Appeal to her cause and his cause, how similar their dreams and actions are and of how much they can achieve together for the Grisha and the world.

BRO THIS CONCEPT OF YOURS SOUNDS AMAZING! IS THERE A FIC OUT THERE??