#corporal newkirk

[benevolenterrancy]

3 for the price of 1! the low low price of 0$ and an inordinately long wait because this got buried in my inbox and i only just saw it!

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

[did-you-expect-this]

Thought it would be fun to draw these pairings in these sweaters haha

(You can really tell the day I decided to invest in good pens 🤫)

Suggested ages ago by @frau-wilhelm-klink that I draw Hogan and Newkirk…so I thought why not add their silly counterparts? ;)

[tommy-gunn-4077-13]

I really wanted to submit this artwork for the Papa Bear Awards this year but I believe I missed the deadline oop, oh well hope you guys like it.

[peter-newkirks-smolder]

The turtleneck came today 😈 necks a bit big but it looks fine

Replica greatcoat will be here soon

I’m stoked

[steele-holt-and-murphy]

Pilot Newkirk being done with everything

[spacemanxpaninis]

Who in Hogan’s Heroes is Most Likely to Be With an Alt Person?

Inspired by a chat in my discord 😌 enjoy HH fans and alt people, or if you’re me both 😆

MOST

Marya

Hogan

Carter

Helga

LeBeau

Klink

Kinch

Hilda

Newkirk

Schultz

Least

• We all know Marya would be all over you. Flirting with you immediately, teasing you and giving you both compliments and pet names. It becomes her personal mission to fluster you who look so unflappable and also just to put a smile on your face. You are more than your looks to her just as she is to you- you have such interesting stories to tell and her attention will be on you the entire time.

• Colonel Hogan is lowkey into everybody, I said what I said 🤷🏻‍♀️ your alt style is almost like a challenge to him. A danger. What can he say? He likes a little danger. Hopefully that style of yours comes with the teasing attitude he can’t help falling for. Hogan is happy to swap leather jackets with you or better yet you’ll forget yours so he can unzip his and drape it over you, not in any hurry to take his hands off.

• If anyone is to look at you with simple, whimsical curiosity, it’s one Mr. Andrew Carter. He’ll be open approaching you with questions even if they do come out bashful from the way you look at him, the rush he feels at your gaze. Carter hopes your rebellious streak lends to enjoying blowing things up, too, and he’s the most understanding person you’ll ever meet if you feel like you’re different because you know what? So does he.

• Our Miss Helga loves a bad boy/girl 😌 It gives her a rush just looking at you and thinking of all the places you could sweep her off to. How she could escape a dull life as a secretary for some unknown adventure and danger with you. No shame in some little fantasies as she works, she tells herself.

• Louis LeBeau? Our short king who will kill you? Simps for an alt person. You’ve got fire in you and he respects that. And sure, it turns him on a little too. He’s only human, after all! It warms his heart to see you putting spike collars on the guard dogs and being so sweet with them despite your intimidating looks. He probably teases you a lot but is very flirty, too. Comes up with some French nickname for you having a dark side even though you’re so nice!

• Sorry, but not sorry: Klink is turned on by the leather. The boots. The power you exude. The moment you enter Wilhelm Klink’s office and his life, he is a simp for you. He’s wrapped around your finger ready to give you whatever you want. Wine and dine of course and he may try to play you a little music- go easy on him! Or don’t. He won’t mind 🤷🏻‍♀️

• Not that they hurt, but looks aren’t everything to Kinch. He cares more about what’s inside and he respects that the way you dress is your personal expression. It does appeal to him how unique your expression is and he is actually the most willing to try out elements of your style. He just laughs and does voices as you dress him up, reveling a bit in being taken care of since he is such a natural caretaker himself.

• Hilda likes a bad boy/girl too, but she also has more desire for someone to settle down with. You’re attractive and a lot of fun, but she’ll definitely feel a bit of a desire to nail you down. Or maybe you two will simply end up fighting for who gets to pin who down…👀

• Newkirk, for all his antics, would feel a bit insecure in his masculinity around someone with a tough image. Especially when it comes to women, he likes the feminine look and someone he feels like he can have a little control over. Not that he’s fully toxic, but he definitely wants to be the dominant partner and be the one rakishly sweeping you off your feet, not the other way around! He’d need some convincing.

• Sweet Sergeant Schultz, quite frankly, is intimidated by you. Maybe even a little confused when he sees the way you dress and carry yourself. He might even ask why you’re dressed like that not realizing it isn’t for some role or purpose, you just enjoy it! Once he hears that and especially if you show him a sweet or flirty side (or both!), though, you will quickly have him forced to admit he’s attracted to you.

[annieslytherpuff21]

Carter and Newkirk took a weird turn on me in my current WIP…like they decided to go ROGUE! I’m all for it, but it doesn’t fit with the rest of the story, AT ALL. So I’m torn, do I scrap everything and rework it around where they decided this was going to go, or do I completely remove the side quest and move forward as the original plan dictates, figure out a way for side quest to make sense in the grand scheme of the original story, OR do I finagle out two separate stories?

P.S. The side quest is something I’ve never attempted to write before in this fandom ~cough~slash~cough~ (very mild, but still) and I always get overly anxious when writing anything I plan on posting on fanfiction dot net and this is just making things worse lol. I know I’m not a 13y/o kid anymore, but every time I set out to write anything I feel like I am lol

Please don’t hate me lol

[sgtandrewcarter]

Sorry, guys, we're not doing anything today. Kinch turned the barracks into a boxing ring and Newkirk started taking bets on the matches.

[fandomstimboards123]

Corporal Newkirk

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Harping a bit on the blue

[i-see-nothing]

My brother and I both agree that this is the best scene in the entire Hogan's Heroes show. There are a bunch of other great moments, but we like this one the best XD

[benevolenterrancy]

@pazithigallifreya eek, I hope that all goes well for you 😖 and that you have a better dental experience than the Lebeau With Pliers option

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

More Very Important Photos™️ that need to be shared.

[badassbiburgerbob]

You're absolutely right

if she’s your girl why is she eyeing my incredible knife skills with such lust and admiration

[tommy-gunn-4077-13]

A thought came to mind that I haven't seen drawn yet, and I thought I would be a nice little summer project, Hogan's Heroes as Muppets so Each week I'll have a poll for each Character and who they should be cast as. (At least one Sesame Street muppet would be included in the options) SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DO!!!

[annieslytherpuff21]

Joyful June Day 1

The war is over, now what?

“We read you loud and clear Mama Bear, what’s the word?” Kinch could feel his superior officer’s breath on his neck as the man hovered over him.

“I was starting to believe this day would never come Papa Bear, but Germany surrendered!”

Kinch furrowed his brow, adjusted his headphones, and tapped his pencil against the radio, “Mama Bear, you mind repeating that? Just to make sure I heard you right.”

“Right on Papa Bear, Germany has surrendered, the war is over ol’ boy!”

Kinch shook his head and felt a tear slip from the corner of his left eye, “What are your orders then Mama Bear?”

“What’d they say? Kinch, qu'ont ils dit?”

“La guerre est finie,” Kinch whispered not fully comprehending what was coming from his mouth.

LeBeau gaped, eyes wide. “La guerre est finie?”

“What? What?” Carter knew something big was happening from his team member’s demeanors. He wished for what felt like the 100,000th time since arriving at Stalag 13 he’d paid more attention to learning French growing up.

Kinch put a finger to his lips so he could finish writing down London’s orders.

“LeBeau, what is going on?” Carter whispered not wanting to be out of the loop.

LeBeau couldn’t find his voice to respond as he wiped tears from his eyes.

Kinch lowered his headphones to around his neck, looked around from LeBeau, to Carter, to Newkirk, to Baker, then to Colonel Hogan. He shook his head, smiled and laughed, “It’s over!”

“What’s over?” Carter looked confused feeling frustrated as Newkirk whooped with joy, LeBeau was shaking with relief and joy, Baker folded his hands and whispered a prayer of Thanksgiving, and Colonel Hogan picked up the clip board knowing things still had to be done.

“The war Andre, the war is over!” LeBeau smiled from ear to ear.

“Cor, I’m so happy, if you were a bird, I’d kiss you!” Newkirk whooped slinging a brotherly arm around Carter who was smiling wider than he could remember smiling since he was a kid.

Colonel Hogan let his men have their moment, after all they’d been through, they deserved it. But all too soon he had to break up the long awaited celebrations. “We still have some work to do gentlemen.”

“Colonel, what’s London wanting us to do now?” Baker tried to tamper down his smile.

“They want us to stop officers from escaping Germany and to establish some control over this immediate area until troops reach this far and High Command figures out what they want to do moving forward.”

“All of us mon colonel?” LeBeau tried to keep the disappointment from his face, he wanted to track down his family, if there was anyone left that was. He hasn’t received a letter from any of them since mid 1943.

“No LeBeau, just like before this is on a strict volunteer basis. Most of the camp will be transported back to England within the fortnight.”

“Colonel, what about Klink and Schultzie?” Carter knew deep down neither man was a Nazi.

“I’ve been authorized to protect them from any negative actions against them. Also, I have been authorized to officially disclose to you, and only you, Schultz has been actively working for our side since day one.”

“What?” Newkirk’s jaw was practically down to his knees.

“That makes sense, but dang he’s a good actor!” Baker whistled.

“No kidding! There were times I thought he had to know something, but wow!” 100’s of memories flooded Carter’s mind at that realization.

“And you knew all along Colonel?” Newkirk scratched the back of his neck.

“I found out about a year ago, he came and asked for some help transporting some children to England who had been being hidden by his family, but the Gestapo was cracking down on their region.”

“Bloody hell, those kids we moved through back in October, Schultzie’s family had been hiding them?”

“Since 1941,” Hogan replied, admiration evident in his voice.

“Cor, that is insane!”

“It really does not surprise me,” LeBeau smiled softly.

“What else does London want us to do Colonel?” Baker redirected the conversation.

“That’s it, but it’s a big enough job to last at least a year, I’d love to keep each of you to support this new mission, but I completely understand if you’d rather go home like everyone else.”

“I have to find out what happened to my family,” LeBeau’s fiery passion burned as bright as ever.

“That is completely understandable, I hope you find them in good health,” Colonel Hogan didn’t blame the man who had been at Stalag 13 the longest.

“I’ll stay with you Colonel,” Kinch was tempted by the appeal of seeing his family again, but he’d take his chances sticking with the man who treated him with respect and as an equal.

“Same here,” Baker had nothing to draw him back to the states quickly and he loved being apart of Colonel Hogan’s crazy schemes.

Carter looked torn. Half of him knew he wasn’t going to be useful when his demolition expertise was no longer needed. “I need to get home, sorry Colonel.”

“Don’t apologize Carter, just know, once you leave, you will be missed.”

“What the hell, I guess I could help you for a while more guv,” Newkirk smiled.

“I’ll be forever grateful to you gentlemen,” Hogan nodded to the men who had made these last few years possible.

“No need to get sappy on us yet Colonel,” Kinch teased.

“Yeah, I mean, who’s gonna go break it to the Krouts that the war is over?” Carter had a mischievous gleam in his eyes.

Hogan had to chuckle, he was so lucky to be in command of such a group of men. “I guess I’ll have to break it to Klink, that way he doesn’t go too crazy.”

“Can I tell Schultz?” Carter was practically bouncing with energy.

“Sure,” Hogan felt his own smile grow a little. He was so glad to see Carter regain some of his usual pep, it’d been a rough few months on all of them, but now that the war was over, they could all final start to rebuild instead of destroy.

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Note: any and all errors are 100% on me, I’m just so happy to have actually written anything, let alone complete it! I’ll hopefully edit, maybe flesh it out a bit more, and post over on FF.net eventually, but for now, I’m happy with how this turned out!