spacemanxpaninis
spacemanxpaninis
One Foot Out of Reality
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spacemanxpaninis · 1 day ago
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I miss them 😔
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spacemanxpaninis · 2 days ago
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Dewey: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Huey, not looking up: Myxine circifrons
Dewey:
Dewey: fsh
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spacemanxpaninis · 3 days ago
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Me to my friend earlier tonight: Jamie Farr actually invented Toledo for the role
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spacemanxpaninis · 4 days ago
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Gasp!!! F/O(s) got shrunken down to teeny size!! Pocket sized F/O. Their voice is a little squeakier but it's okay. The magic potion says it's only a temporary effect, will last perhaps around a day or so. No harm will come from the size change. Mm, now what? Are we figuring out a solution or are we waiting out the effects and getting teeny tiny F/O situated with a grape and little king-sized shoebox bed? Perhaps F/O is a little bit understandably grumpy from the circumstances.. or are they taking this opportunity steadfast?(they get to fit in your hands at act like you're a divine being)
#self ship#self shipping#f/o imagines#💅🏼#📒#👽#❤️‍🔥#⚜️#⚔️#brb sobbing#um…ok lessee here#Tiny Max is very bewildered but quickly accepts the opportunity to be spoiled#I put on a shirt with a pocket and take him everywhere and he gives commentary like a less morally guided jiminy cricket#TINY ANNIE I’M CRYING 😭#She wants to find a solution but also thinks of ways being that size can provide advantages such as finding things#stuff the cats batted under the furniture as well as stuff her adhd ass gf (me!!!) just lost#I don’t think I have to say it but um. Tiny Howard is considering ways to make this freaky. cue me being the (giant) jiminy cricket#conversations like ‘dude you’re gonna like DROWN no’ ‘if that’s how I go that’s how I go 😌’ ‘hOWARD NO’ ‘Howard YES’#Karlach can’t help cracking the joke about how I’m finally taller than her 🤕 can’t even be mad she’s RIGHT#she absolutely ADORES that I can hold her in my hands. no pockets here!!!#spends the whole day enjoying what food seems the funniest giant & sleeping in places she never could (including atop our pets. so jealous)#ok Louis *is* a bit frustrated at first because you know. he ALREADY GETS SMALL JOKES#but I assure him it could happen to anyone and they’d all be tiny and hey. logic wins woohoo#I put him in my pocket but he doesn’t stay. he keeps trying to escape. eventually settles in my bra gap holding the front of my shirt#fucking uhhhh…perks of being small the one place I don’t wanna be? 💀😂#Eowyn is frustrated too but not at me just at the situation. she really doesn’t like being/feeling helpless#but after it takes her forever to climb atop a table she comes to accept help and enjoys riding on my shoulder!#I take her to see the horses and it’s so cute seeing her perched carefully atop the horse’s head 🥺 I love my wife so much#at bedtime she lays on the pillow next to mine 🥰
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spacemanxpaninis · 4 days ago
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(In the narrative of this post im speaking to the costco made to order sheet cake people over the phone) yeah so itll say ‘happy 89th birthday mr alda…. And then underneath that it should say i am going to GET you, old man. And put GET in all caps like for emphasis. Uhhuh. Yep. Umm sure lets go with the dinosaur one. Yeah cool.
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spacemanxpaninis · 5 days ago
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Doing some Horny Brain Research and discovering I come freakishly fast compared to the average woman
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spacemanxpaninis · 5 days ago
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Barley doodles⚔️📜
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spacemanxpaninis · 6 days ago
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Last but not least, the star toad pocket creature. Produces an infinite amount of star candies but dispenses only one per day. Some found flavors include lava fumes, rye bread, persimmon leaves, and goblin toes.
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spacemanxpaninis · 6 days ago
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drawing more punk heroes I wish could come save us
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spacemanxpaninis · 6 days ago
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I apparently started this blog 1 year ago 🥳 doesn’t feel like it’s been that long but hey, life’s funny that way 🤷🏻‍♀️ thank allayall who follow me for enduring my shitposts and I’m so grateful for the friends I’ve made on here I can’t put it into words! All of my moots I love you guys!!! But here’s to more years on my favorite hellsite 🖤🖤🖤
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spacemanxpaninis · 7 days ago
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The other night I dreamt I was in the theatre with my brother about to watch Nosferatu and I was telling him I might get scared and got ready to watch with my hands over my eyes. Then the dream completely shifted, transporting me to an entirely different setting and storyline and you would think that was that. That storyline ends and I walk back into the theatre and Nosferatu is over so I ask my brother if I’m glad I didn’t watch it and he says yes.
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spacemanxpaninis · 8 days ago
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DGCCVXVSCBX is this us @frau-wilhelm-klink 😂😂😂
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me and my mutuals who self ship in the same source walking up in a canon scene
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spacemanxpaninis · 9 days ago
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Before and after for building my Lego animal crossing. Celeste is my favorite, I love the shooting stars!
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spacemanxpaninis · 10 days ago
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is your f/o the last or the first one to realize they're in love with you?
proship DNI
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spacemanxpaninis · 11 days ago
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It's been a bit since I said it, and there's no way of saying it often enough -
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I really love this amazing wonderful group of weirdos. All of them.
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spacemanxpaninis · 11 days ago
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Collage fanart of Tiffany (Animal Crossing)! Hope you all enjoy it, it was fun making it.
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spacemanxpaninis · 12 days ago
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