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Me trying to explain that the character is just played by an attractive person and I morally condemn their actions but they’re hot

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more pretty ladies 🌸

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hi selfshippers

your f/o thinks you look great in that one piece of clothing or outfit your really like btw. when they saw you in it they had to do a double take because they thought you were just so stunning that it completely baffled them

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Remembered this post when the character that appeared onscreen of the show I’ve started watching who is totally my type turned out to be the one with

✨The Worst Character Flaw✨

(Watching a movie with my parents)

Me: *basically jokes that a guy who just appeared onscreen is hot*

Mom: ew 🙅🏻‍♀️ he looks creepy

Me: yeah 🥰 like a vampire!

(Character in question turns out to be a murderous religious zealot)

Me: *flips table* Can’t have SHIT in this house

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Had an Inside Job dream last night. All I remember is that Reagan left the group and went somewhere and they tried synthesizing a creature from a laboratory flesh sample to fill the void she left in the team because that seemed like a better idea than making her talk about her feelings. They liked the creature and it fought well but it wasn’t the same so Brett was going to go track her down. He called her and she was in a parking lot somewhere. I have no idea who ‘my character’ that I was viewing this all from was but I was bunkmates with Myc for some reason. Someone said something about Andre’s ‘monolid journey’ and I went THE FUCK HE WAS BORN LIKE THAT. Could have been an episode honestly

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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Choose Your Fighter, Ladies...Or Perhaps Gentleman 😉

Colonel Robert Hogan

Strengths: ★ Smooth bastard ★ Absolute fiend on the drums ★ Good kisser ★ Knows all the best date spots ★ +1 to arguments because nobody's arguing with a man with brown eyes. Whatever you say beautiful. Weaknesses: ★ A little manipulative ★ Assumes he knows what you want, may or may not be correct Special Attacks: ★ Giving you the illusion of control with his suggestions ★ Somehow making you weak with just a little tease or one-liner ★ Utilizing Little Shit special ability set in private times Corporal Peter Newkirk

Strengths: ★ Amusing you with his magic tricks ★ Pickup lines ★ Good with his hands ★ Those baby blues ★ Persuasion ★ Can sew ★ Arms Weaknesses: ★ Wandering eye ★ Can be a lil sexist sometimes Special Attacks: ★ Always calling you 'love' ★ Uses Safecracker special ability to either hide you little gifts to find or alternatively hide things of yours so he can feel important and helpful when he finds it Sergeant James Kinchloe

Strengths: ★ Intelligent ★ Level-headed ★ Looks ★ +2 argument buff. One for competency and also whatever you say beautiful ★ Pro boxer ★ Electronics expert ★ Bass player ★ Plumbing skills Weaknesses: ★ Some people have a hard time dating someone smarter than them ★ Dry humor can debuff those with the autism special ability Special Attacks: ★ Jack of All Trades special ability means he's sort of OP ★ Great joke/impression timing Corporal Louis LeBeau

Strengths: ★ Excellent cook ★ Great with animals ★ Can sing ★ Can sew★ A romantic ★ Ready to kill nazis at any time ★ +1 argument buff. Whatever you say beautiful Weaknesses: ★ Reaching top shelves ★ Easily provoked into fights Special Attacks: ★ Simping ★ Bilingual special ability means he says all kinds of poetic things to you in English and French ★ Learning to make all your favorite things Sergeant Andrew Carter

Strengths: ★ Chemistry whiz ★ Would be a gentleman toward you ★ No shortage of conversation ★ Cutie pie ★ Learning to knit ★ Likes you for you ★ Will blow up anything you ask him to Weaknesses: ★ Social cues ★ Sensory overload ★ Sarcasm Special Attacks: ★ Autism special ability grants great sincerity and dedication ★ Sharing his special interests and culture with you Sergeant Richard Baker

Strengths: ★ Tall, dark, and handsome ★ Electronics expert ★ Plays the bass ★ Can reach the top shelf for you ★ +1 argument buff Weaknesses: ★ Screen time ★ Backstory Special Attacks: ★ Good at learning what you like and remembering it ★ Seems like he would be good at carrying people bridal-style Colonel Wilhelm Klink

Strengths: ★ Passionate lover ★ Will enjoy the finer things with you ★ Genuinely cares about you ★ Buys you jewelry ★ Tries to act tough but in reality will do anything to make you smile Weaknesses: ★ Easily manipulated ★ Eyesight ★ Violin Special Attacks: ★ Dominant tendencies ★ No escapes from Stalag 13...or his love! Sergeant Hans Schultz

Strengths: ★ Sweetheart ★ Very complimentary ★ Family man ★ Knows the best food and drinks in every spot in town ★ Crafts toys and trinkets ★ Gives great hugs

Weaknesses: ★ Married but if he wasn't would be 100% yours ★ Athleticism ★ Easily bribed Special Attacks: ★ Simping ★ Turning a blind eye when you ask him to ★ Calling you "baby" General Albert Burkhalter

Strengths: ★ High-ranking officer ★ Considers his wife the number one authority in Germany even over the Führer ★ Can get you into exclusive places ★ Probably Nimrod ★ Amusing burns Weaknesses: ★ Literally married but if he wasn't would say how much better off he'd be if he was. Ask him why, it's about a 50/50 if it'll be sweet or a little sexist. ★ Bit of a temper Special Attacks: ★ Being handsy ★ Making a Wednesday night feel like a Saturday night (and that's an order) Major Wolfgang Hochstetter

Strengths: ★ Influence ★ Enjoys dancing with you even if he's still learning ★ Won't let anyone push you around ★ Everyone else with brown eyes got the buff so he gets it too I guess. +1 Weaknesses: ★ A literal nazi ★ Loud ★ Kinda married to his job Special Attacks: ★ Stepping on your feet when you dance ★ Attempts a more awkward version of Klink's passionate lover act thinking he can do it better ★ WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE Colonel Rodney Crittendon

Strengths: ★ Eagerness ★ Gentlemanly ★ Rocks a stache ★ Will wrap his scarf around you when it gets cold ★ Makes you laugh Weaknesses: ★ Unbalanced charisma to intelligence stat ratio ★ Impulsive Special Attacks: ★ Judo (he takes 'special attack' literally) ★ Insists he's a legendary ballroom dancer and intends to prove it with you ★ Chivalry

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thaaaaaat’s how the world works!!

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Thanks for the tag 🖤

Yeah…I feel like that really do be it 😆 this was so fun thanks again 🥰 I’ll tag @scruffydogcreative @letmelickyoureyeballs @feghoti if any of y’all would like to try this too!

how pinterest sees you.

thanks @whatever-lmaoo for the tag <3

search each topic and post the first that comes up for each one:

— sport

— hobby

— animal

— instrument

— song lyrics

— famous painting

tags (no pressure :p) — @foodiegoogie @777heavengirl @g1rld1ary @siriuslylantsov + anyone who wants to do it

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imagine baking apple pies with your f/o, the kitchen filled with the warm scent of cinnamon and spices, and stealing little kisses between rolling out the dough ⋆.*:･🥧⋆⭒˚｡⋆

⛔️ PRO- / COMSHIP DNI ⛔️

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"It's a metaphorical locker. It's a place where people like me get put when everyone's finally fed up with us."

(s3e16 - Virtual Systems Analysis)

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I heard there was going to be a reboot series…if I’m wrong I will cry and sue

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Chat help me. The baby fever is FEVERING 😭

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Halloween Jellycats 2024 🕸️🦇🖤🧡

(check out even more Halloween Jellycats here)

(Bashful Pumpkin Bunny, Bartholomew Bear Bat, Spookipaws Cat, Ooky Spider, Skeledog Dan, Skelebat Jim, Mummy Bob, Skeleton Bob Bag Charm, Ricky Rain Frog Vampire, Vivacious Aubergine Vampire)

Ko-fi / Instagram

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Hogan’s Heroes Characters as Songs

Hogan: Saint Motel- You’re Nobody Til Somebody Wants You Dead

It suits him. And there’s a certain sass to it, not to mention lyrics about people getting tricked! The title practically is something he would say.

Kinch: Autoheart- We Can Build a Fire

Please just listen to it 🥺 if it doesn’t make you have Kinch feelings, then I’m sorry guess it was just me

Newkirk: The Pigeon Detectives- Don’t You Wanna Find Out

Beyond being very British, this song is both flirting and dissing. It is perfect. I will take no criticism on this one.

LeBeau: Indochine- Les nouveaux soleils

Great band and also encouraging lyrics ☺️🇫🇷 I wanted to make him a Naast song because I love Naast but none of the vibes of the lyrics worked half as well as this one. Besides, someone has to highlight our beloved Louis’s caring heart and that’s basically my day job.

Carter: Walk the Moon- Timebomb

It may be a love song but it’s an explosives-themed love song. Plus the line asking if it’s real love is so Carter because the emotional aspect of things is priority one. And the upbeat nature is perfect for our sweet boy 🥺

Klink: Florence + the Machine- I’m Not Calling You a Liar

Klogan demon got me Klink is desperate for love and approval, even from those who hurt him 😔🥺

Schultz: Two Door Cinema Club- Come Back Home

I dunno, something about the lyrics made me think of his situation 🥺

Hochstetter: Smashing Pumpkins- Bullet With Butterfly Wings

The voice. Despite all my rage. Yeah.

Burkhalter: Divyded- Sanity

For when he’s done with everyone’s shit, IE pretty much all the time 😌

Helga: Vukovi- And He Lost His Mind

Her and Hogan sure had their eyes on the prize! Little did they know they were on borrowed time…

Hilda: Young Rising Sons- Whiskey

Hogan just can’t quit her 👀

Marya: Fall Out Boy- This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arms Race

Just listen to the lyrics 💁🏻‍♀️

Crittendon: The Aquabats!- Look at Me (I’m a Winner)!

“Someone once told me you can't lose em' all/And that someone was you/But when I nail gunned my hand to the wall/I started to wonder if that could be true”