#pretending that didn’t happen

[darkfiguresstuff]

No, I do not like this.

[icannotfeelanything]

Throwback Thursday to the time my coworker brought their fwb to our Friday night hang and as soon as another coworker asked me what I thought of them I ran to the bathroom burst into tears and threw up

[shehzadi]

israel should just give up at this point hamas is literally receiving letters of gratitude from the israeli hostages they’ve released

(via RNN telegram)

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok with the intention of letting fans know that they had to rearrange some dates of some shows. What actually happens is that five seconds into making this TikTok, Steve comes home from work.

The first thing out of his mouth is, “One of my students called me babygirl today.”

Eddie:

Eddie, debating on being a menace:

Eddie, being a menace: Did you like i-

Steve: No. It was weird and it embarrassed both of us.

Eddie: You like when I call you babygirl

Steve: Yeah, well…that’s different.

[literaphobe]

in the alternate universe toxinelle and griffe noir’s version of prime queen is when they go on national tv to beat the shit out of nadia chamack. yes the interview is still about whether they’re in love with each other or not

[happi-dreams]

the sillies the goofers the 💥💥

this is offically a hyperfixation now thank you funny bird for your essay

[abuzd]

[purple-ravaged]

(this is me asking you to draw adult kakashi and gai playing dogs.)

bark bark ba— AND you said adults. not kids. noooooooo i fucked it upppp 😫😫

[virgothozul]

I don’t talk nearly enough about part5 and Mista. He’s my comfy dummy, bless this lil silly man. (wdym we’re talking about a mafia dude who does t0rtur3 and mur43r for a living)

[official-time-loop-posts]

imagine you're in a timeloop and you slowly start to stop caring, you start doing absolutely insane stuff because you know it'll all go back tomorrow. until one day it doesn't reset.

May 28th.

Wait… what?

You look around. You’re still wearing your red shirt. It wasn’t that red yesterday. Your cat isn’t sitting on your bed. Your backpack is gone, still with her.

It’s tomorrow.

No. This isn’t happening.

Time loops end when you’ve learned a lesson, right? I didn’t learn a lesson last time. All I did was…

You’re panicking. This isn’t real. You’re still in the loop. You have to be in the loop.

You pick up your phone.

29 missed calls from Mom.

7 missed calls from your brother.

You got a text from your Mom. You don’t open it. She knows what you did. You left your backpack there. You didn’t think it would matter.

You’re honestly surprised you don’t hear any cop cars outside. Shouldn’t they have come in to arrest you by now?

Then again, your sister did get in hot water with them more than enough times.

Maybe they were happy to have her dead.

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: disassociation / (well kinda??) ]

AU starts here!

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Casey grew up idolizing his Leonardo. For all the differences that version has with this Leo, it’s not hard to spot the similarities. It doesn’t mean he likes to notice, especially on such a young face.

Leo, for his part, is just trying to keep himself together.

[doctorsiren]

I miss them 🥺

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 234

More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au! 

Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form. 

One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust. 

Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage. 

At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now. 

Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core- 

“What the fuck.” 

Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-

Oh.

It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort. 

Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry. 

[stillwaterinc]

i have nowhere to put my batman thoughts so they’re going here

jason comes back as the red hood, planning to take out his little replacement or at least hurt him bad enough that he drops the suit and lets robin die but suddenly, a month before his plan is to start, robin disappears. and so does the joker.

what? jason looks, he scours security cameras and internet forums, even weasels his was into the gcpd’s files and…

nothing. there’s nothing.

no bodies reported, joker’s not in arkham or black gate or any other prison, he hasn’t finally been given the death penalty he just. disappeared.

he can’t find anything on robin either, or tim drake, for months until he stumbles upon a nearly perfect patient file in some hospital records.

nearly. it’d be perfect to anyone else but jason, even years later, can recognize bruce and barbara’s finger prints all over it. it’s a cover. a cover for what though? he reads through the file, tim drake’s file, presumably and finds… well.

someone clearly tortured the kid, and with the meds he was being prescribed it got to him. it would’ve gotten to anyone.

jason shudders reading the initial injury report. electric burns, lots of them, are what catches his eye the most but there’s all kinds of stuff. what catches his eye the most though is the lacerations that had to be stitched either side of the kid’s mouth. shit.

he doesn’t get the full picture, not yet, but pieces are starting to come together. the joker has been missing for a while, just a little longer than jason’s replacement has been in the hospital for some violent injuries.

the joker is missing.

tim drake is in the hospital.

something happened, clearly. the joker did something to tim, something awful, something bad enough that the joker disappeared and the kid’s been in the hospital for weeks.

bruce didn’t make it in time, only this time robin wasn’t dead, he’d been broken.

someone had gotten to robin, to tim drake, before jason could, had gotten to him so badly that even after he was released he wasn’t robin anymore.

not because he didn’t want to be, a few bugs here and there in the manor let him know that much, but because bruce wouldn’t let him.

it comes out, in one of these arguments, that time killed the joker. shot him dead. and jason almost wants to congratulate the kid for it, or wants to strangle bruce and ask him how the hell he let robin, who’s just a kid, tim, who’s just a fucking kid, get anywhere near a position where he had the means and desire to fatally shoot the joker.

because that’s it, isn’t it? the reason jason’s like this, doing this, is because of the joker. jason knows how to use guns because of the joker. he’ll never go to college like a normal kid because of the joker. and now tim.

tim wants to be robin, asks for it, begs bruce to let him back out in the suit and jason nearly finds himself agreeing with bruce. the joker’s gone sure but what if someone else tries the same thing? what if someone tries worse? being in the suit’s already gotten tim this much pain, why risk more?

it hits jason, one night, that he stopped being angry at tim a while ago. a long while. he can’t be angry at bruce either, because the joker is dead. there’s no one to enact vengeance for his death on anymore.

anyways most of my posts are about incest please don’t follow me for batman content

[srdonix]

“So godly weapons, huh?”

“Guess so..”

[dreamyintersexouppy]

afab transfems still aren’t real even if you try to use intersex people as a prop for your transmisogynistic argument btw