#prep cook

[queerpossums]

incomplete, incomprehensible, incoherent list of shit that helps me with understimulation

energy drinks (followed up by lots of water because i want to save what kidney function i have left)

spinning in a desk chair until i feel like im turning green

walking through frat row on a friday night

chewing gum

ordering enough espresso over ice that it looks like a cold brew

diy shows in a mildewy, sweaty basement

working boh during dinner rush

listening to very very very very loud music

chosing the "hot" spice level for thai curry

swimming in a spring-fed creek in early april

listening to a chaotic podcast where everyone is talking over each other and a ton of random shit is happening (well there's your problem is perfect for this)

[bongdaddy666]

i love using kitchen lingo. saying "behind" when moving behind someone, saying "heard" to acknowledge what someone said, yelling "corner" when going around the corner, and my personal favorite- yelling "SHARP KNIFE SHARP SHARP, SHARP KNIFE BEHIND YOU" with a massive chef knife

[n00dleb0yy]

[euesworld]

"People say I'm like a prep cook, cause I love to toss salad.. hahaha.. I'm only playing."

Nah, but I'll give you a pound of beef to chew on, hahaha - eUë - pick up line fail

[netscapenavigator-official]

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

[mishkakagehishka]

Why do you people keep talking about "tumblr's aging userbase" on posts talking about like. Opening the utensils drawer and doing the dishes and shit. Tumblr's never-helped-with-chores-as-a-child userbase

[troncelliti]

[similartendencies]

I probably missed some stuff, but i tried to brainstorm a good list. Be honest with yourself..

If youre a jack of all trades that gets pulled in every direction as a spare set of hands, pick what youd enjoy the most. If on your commune everyone rotates jobs and duties, pick whatever one youd volunteer for most often, or youd be best at.

This isn't the perfect hypothetical commune, you'll have to trade with neighbors, or encounter the outside world for medicine and supplies sometimes. You can play music and tell stories after suppertime.

If i get enough votes ill do "What joy do you bring to the commune"

[admiralskywhale]

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry

[sergle]

i feel like you guys only hear about the bad tiktok phenomenon, like Girl Math and stuff like that, bc it prompts more of a reaction. but i want to let you know that i keep seeing one that's called Dinosaur Time, and it's where you SHOVE fistfuls of raw spinach, straight out of the tub, into your mouth and eat it like you're a dinosaur ravenously devouring a delicious tree star. and then you've had a serving of greens. and all it took was 10 beautiful seconds.

[cursio-neptune]

Christmas Costumes

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The incinerator first shows up here. Eclipse continuing to stock up on mysterious bags.

[queerpossums]

my work group chats just disappeared??? im still employed there but the kitchen/back of house chat is gone??? someone managed to accidentally shred $100 worth of cheese earlier today, and then the kitchen group text disappears

[daily-deliciousness]

Cilantro-lime chicken bowls with peach salsa

[n00dleb0yy]

Picture came out shitty bc i was drunk, but we had our company Christmas party last night, and my girlies in FOH got me a birthday cake🥺😭

[blondebrainpowered]

The fowl behavior of Julia Child.