#pottering-about

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[eddiediaaz]

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[amomorii]

Yule Ball, 1994

"Can we talk?"

[alloffandoms]

13yr old Sirius telling 13yr old James that his "sister was absolutely out of limits" about 12yr old pre-transition Regulus.

15yr old James telling a very angry 15yr old Sirius that, in his defense, he had said his sister was out of limits, not his brother.

[sailforvalinor]

The most hardcore thing that Harry James Potter ever did was not, contrary to popular belief, the “there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor” incident, but instead was either the time that he

a) laid into one of the people he respected most in the world (and the only authority figure in his life offering him help in one of the most desperate situations he’d ever been in) for leaving his pregnant wife, going “man, you’re inhibited by your own self-loathing and fear? That’s rough. That really sucks. But you know what trumps that? RESPONSIBILITY. You brought a child into the world. You’re a father now. You’re scared? Walk it off. Walk it off AAAAAALLLL THE WAY BACK HOME. And say hi to Tonks for me.”

or

b) he willingly let himself be murdered, came back from the dead, walked back onto the battlefield, stared his own killer dead in the eyes completely unimpressed and called him “Tom”

[maluceh]

the potters

[kellopot]

2 for rinnnnn :3c

2. Who is your OC’s closest platonic friend?

I want to say it’s Ace . . It IS Ace . . But they’ve also kissed so maybe he’s not the best candidate HAHA they’re besties but I bully Ace so he . . and his unfortunate status (2nd ml syndrome)

So I guess 🤔 Sebek is the answer! The Draconian Fanclub presidents /JOKE but they do initially bond over that actually 💃🏻 she likes listening to his stories about Waka-sama and eventually . EVENTUALLY it turns into reluctant friendship 🤸

Silly smthg I wrote for a zine I think?? Seberin platonic dancing !! (Disclaimer old writing . Old FRFR)

Without a partner actively sabotaging him, Sebek dances well, if a little stiff. She still finds herself missing the way Malleus would pull her closer than necessary, pressing a thumb over her pulse in replacement of a greeting. He would let her get away with pretending to trip and then catch her, grumbling fondly in her ear.

Telling Sebek about it makes him ‘kindly’ ask her to ‘quickly go dance with Waka-sama if she was going to complain about his dancing’, with a lot more dirty looks thrown in than before. He never failed to bring a smile to her face, so much so she has to suppress the urge to tease him too much, countering his threats of ‘letting her fall if she dared pretend to trip’ with quips of his largely harmless big dog impression.

“Do I really give off that impression?”, he asks, nose wrinkling in distaste, “Surely, I’m more like a mighty drag-”

“No, no, I’m sure this is the right one.”

He tries to step on her foot after that, knight, or any other code be damned, but Rin is faster. Their dancing turns into a childish game of ‘who can step on the other’s foot the most?�� (Spoiler: it’s not the half fae.) and they only stop when they crash into one of the mirrors lining the walls from floor to ceiling. The look on the NBC students’ faces are priceless, the look of torn amusement and horror on Sebek’s even better.

Her cheeks hurt from grinning.

[irafook]

Ok, but listen. Harry goes back in time and decides to get rid of Tom Riddle AU, but the sorting hat goes like ??? when it reads Harry's mind. Idk it just irks me how the sorting hat is so understanding in most time travel fics, at best it puts Harry in a house he didn't want to be. But just imagine if it actually tells on Harry, full great hall drama with the hat going like "HE'S HERE TO MURDER SOMEONE"

And ofc Tom is instantly obsessed with the murder boy.

Extra:

(ofc the poor hat is not broken, it's on the verge of a nervous breakdown)

[theosbaby]

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ casually thinking about...

stepbro!draco fucking you with your parents in the next room

NSFW content ahead, +18

the filthy sound of skin slapping against skin echoes through the bathroom as draco pounds your tight little hole from behind, his tall frame pinning you against the sink while he watches you intently through the mirror, your pretty bambi eyes looking right back at him.

"shh, love," he coos, fingers gripping your hair tighter as he yanks your head back, lips pressing against your pulse point. "you gotta be quiet f'me, yeah?"

your parents are home at this moment, sitting in the living room within a few feet, so the chances of getting caught are high, and draco can't risk it. if his father finds him fucking you —his wife's innocent and polite daughter, he'll definitely kill him. that fact hasn't stopped either of you though, the thrill of getting caught just making the two of you hornier, his cock throbbing inside your warm cunt as you coat him in your arousal.

you can barely hold back your pretty moans as you feel the delicious drag of his fat cockhead across your inner walls, his dick hitting all the right spots inside you so easily.

"i— i can't..." you stutter between little whimpers, cheeks flushed while you arch your back, hips moving backwards to meet his thrusts.

a slow smirk spreads across draco's face at your response, fingers trailing from your hair down to your neck, roughly pressing his palm against the front of your throat as he slams forcefully against you.

"you can't, huh?" he'd taunt, his other hand gripping your hip to keep you still. "can't stay fucking quiet?"

a loud, strangled moan leaves your throat despite your efforts not to make a sound, your pussy tingling too nicely for you to be able to hold them back. you shake your head in response, lips parting as your gasp for air.

"feels too good," you whimper, eyes rolling back.

your noises would force him to reach out and cover your mouth, his palm muffling every pretty sound you make while he keeps thrusting in and out of your quivering cunt. you can feel yourself clenching tighter around him as you near the edge, the coil in your belly tightening.

"honey, is everything okay?" your mother's voice asks from the other side of the door suddenly, while she knocks softly. you both freeze for a second, but then draco starts pounding into you again. "you've been there for a while."

your brows knit together in a frown, pretty face scrunched in pleasure as you reach up to tug his hand away from your mouth, pulling it downwards to encourage him to rub your little clit. you have to be quick.

"yes, mum, i'll be right out," you answer, and your voice is clearly breathy and agitated.

you pray that your mother doesn't notice.

more.

[leighbaye]

[toorumlk]

ron and hermione photographed on the steps of their first home together makes it into the Prophet

[lightningant]

Wizarding Robes: A Personal Guide

🏳️‍⚧️ From a trans artist who loves trans people and is fascinated by the room for gender presentation in robes 🏳️‍⚧️

[syrcinus]

one of my favourite duos fr

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[caelumsstar]

Severitus sketches

I've had these in my drafts for forever

I wanna phase out this art style of mine

But harry is so fricken adorable here