#potion seller i need your strongest potions

[warabola]

early meeting scheduled the day after daylight savings time change. send me your strongest oc thoughts to rotate, flumblr, I need all I can to get through this.

[total-drama-brainrot]

Team Chris gets asked off camera to stir up more conflict/drama because Team Amazon is kind of carrying the whole show. Owen and Noah are requested to stage a falling out (because something about best friends arguing is entertaining to the masses?), but the two of them don't have any real beef so they just re-enact the Potion Seller video.

[cemeterylight]

everyone else: incredible fantasy AUs with cool lore and shit

me: steddie potion seller shitpost

[starsnores]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86suxKD/

Gamzee with that whole exchange with Jane

lmao extremely correct

[jackthefox]

Knight Going Into Battle X Potion Seller fic. But like they're dating and they reason the potion seller wont give him the potion is because he doesnt want his boyfriend going into battle and getting hurt, and so he uses the strength of the potions as an excuse not realziing that hes driven the knight away to a seller of weaker potions.

And the weaker potions end up getting him defeated and the potion seller desperately runs off to the battlefield to find him bleeding there. And the enemy is mounting for their final charge. And the knight goes "Please… I'm going into battle… I need your strongest potion…"

potion seller starts to cry, but all he can do is just smile a little and say "My strongest potions would kill a dragon, babe… Let alone a man… You cant handle my strongest potions…." But he knows hes already made up his mind.

And the knight is crying too now, but hes super determined when he replies "Potion seller… Im going into battle. I need your strongest potion…."

And the potion seller finally hands him the potion. And he knight uses its amazing power to turn the tide of the battle and route the enemy. And once its over he collapses as the magic tears his body apart and they hug one last time while the potion seller tells the knight that hes the strongest person hes ever known.

[wonderemporium]

I always thought Dedusmuln would sound like the potion seller guy

[arianwells]

Every action I do takes off like 20 hp off my health bar.

[gorewound]

Potion Seller

The Movie

[articskele]

Ink has 100% drank the stuff inside a lava lamp before

[fluffy-pawninja]

tumblr! i am going into the internet and i need your most obscure fandoms!

[the-acid-pear]

Btw i never bring this up but potion seller is like, one of my most favorite videos ever

[freshhotflavors]

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Which potions do you think are the strongest tho? Be honest.

[samkira]

potion seller i am going into battle and i need your STRONGEST cakes. you cannot handle my STRONGEST cakes, traveller. ...i dont know the rest but its the traveller-of-all-time's bday yippeee

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: there’s a thing going around about mixing nyquil with 5 hour energy and i’m thinking about the time bro was dropping me off at school and I must’ve been 11 or 12 and i was really miserably sick so he gave me nyquil and but the time we were pulling up to the school i was crashing so his friend who was driving said ‘I have a redbull in the glove compartment” and they said “drink it and it’ll like even it out” so i did and I walked into school at 7:30 AM

Dave: and then immediately the last bell rang and school was over.

Dave: potion seller, i’m going into school and i need your STRONGEST dissociation

[soggywetcatgirl]

potion seller! i need your strongest potion of girlsmell for the battle to come!

[onestepbackwards]

Self aware PLA crew would be confused as fuck with me.

What does "Yeehaw my beets!" mean? Why were you just randomly meowing? Why did you just shout "I DESIRE YOUR WARES!" when you went to the shopkeeper??

The only thing they would understand is The Stare I give whenever I walk up to someone, pull out my strongest pokemon and have them stand as close as possible while I look them dead in the eyes for a solid minute before casually running away like nothing happened.

skdfjskldfj First thing I thought of was the "Potion seller, I am in need of your strongest potions-"

But ohh, the Stare is one of my favorite things to do. I am SO sad they removed that in Scarlet and Violet. It was just fun to walk up and stare at someone as you ordered your pokemon to use hyperbeam or something, obliterating the opposing pokemon in an instant.

Doing this, you certainly have of way of making them all laugh, or grow wary. No wonder you are good at battles if this is what it is like in other times and worlds.

(It isn't, but they don't have to know that)