#potion seller. i am going into battle and i need your strongest potions.

[the-acid-pear]

Btw i never bring this up but potion seller is like, one of my most favorite videos ever

[cemeterylight]

everyone else: incredible fantasy AUs with cool lore and shit

me: steddie potion seller shitpost

[wonderemporium]

I always thought Dedusmuln would sound like the potion seller guy

[freshhotflavors]

Potion seller! I need your strongest potions. I am going into battle. 🧙‍♂️🍷🗡 This skirt (and several others!) will be up for pre-order from August 1-8!

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Which potions do you think are the strongest tho? Be honest.

[samkira]

potion seller i am going into battle and i need your STRONGEST cakes. you cannot handle my STRONGEST cakes, traveller. ...i dont know the rest but its the traveller-of-all-time's bday yippeee

[makenna-made-this]

BAWKtober Day 24 - Potion

Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I need your strongest potion!

[moonchild-in-blue]

Potion Seller (my phone), I am going into battle (clean my room), and I am in need of your strongest potions (funky music playlists).

[dinersaturn]

Yu: hello potion seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions

Sam: my potions are too strong for you, traveler

Yu: potion seller, I tell you I am going into battle and I want only your strongest potions

Sam: you can’t handle my potions. They’re too strong for you

Yu: Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions.

Sam: My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.

Yu: Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

Sam: My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions.

Yu: Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions.

Sam: You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong.

Yu: Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!

Sam: You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions aren't fit for a beast let alone a man.

Yu: Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!

Sam: I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.

Yu: Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions!

Sam: That's what you'd better do.

Yu: I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!

Sam: Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest!

Yu: You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for students. No respect for anything... except your potions!

Sam: Why respect students... when my potions can do anything that you can?

[astrelaa]

being sick and going to the pharmacy like "potion seller, I am going into battle (work) and I need your strongest potions (ibuprofen and cough syrup)"

[horce-divorce]

Me: potion seller..... I am going into battle (living another day).... And I need only your strongest potions (hydration drink with 500mg of sodium).......

Liquid IV manufacturer, sneering: my potions are too strong for you, traveller.... Unless you have $22.95 :) you need a seller that sells cheaper potions!!

Me, sobbing, out of food stamps: potion seller...... what do I have to tell you to get your potions.......!

LIV: I cannot sell you my potions because my potions are only for the strongest beings (ppl with money) and you are clearly not the strongest you're clearly the weakest (POOR)!!!!!!!!

Me: well.... That's it then..... I'll go elsewhere.... I'll go elsewhere for my potions.... (I will steal them)

[sepublic]

Tom: Hello Vitimir, head witch of the Potions Coven. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

Vitimir: My potions are too strong for you traveller.

Tom: Vitimir. I tell you I’m going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions.

Vitimir: You can’t handle my potions; They’re too strong for you.

Tom: Vitimir, listen to me. I want only your strongest potions.

Vitimir: My potions would kill you demon hunter, you cannot handle my potions!

Tom: Vitimir. Enough of these games. I’m going into battle, and I need your strongest potions.

Vitimir: My strongest potions would kill you traveller. You can’t handle my strongest potions. You better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS, like Tibbles or Morton!

Tom: Vitimir, I’m telling you right now: I’m going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.

Vitimir: You don’t know what you ask traveller. My strongest potions would kill a demon, let alone a witch! You need a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS, because my potions ARE TOO STRONG!

Tom: Vitimir, I’m telling you I need your strongest potions! I’m going into battle! I’m going to battle and I need your strongest potions!

Vitimir: YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS. No one can!!! My strongest potions are fit for a TITAN let alone a witch!

Tom: Vitimir, what do I have to tell you to get your potions?! Why won’t you trust me with your strongest potions Vitimir, I need them if I’m to be successful in the hunt!

Vitimir: I can’t give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings, and you are of the weakest!

Tom: Well then that’s it Vitimir! I’ll go elsewhere! I’ll go elsewhere for my potions!

Vitimir: That’s what you’d better do!

Tom: I’ll go elsewhere for my potions and I’ll never come BACK!

Vitimir: GOOD. You’re not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you clearly are not of the strongest, you’re clearly the weakest!

Tom: You’ve had your say Vitimir, but I’ll have mine: You’re a rascal. You’re a rascal with no respect for wild witches. No respect for anything, except your potions!

Vitimir: Why respect wild witches? When my potions can do ANYTHING that you can!

[allyphase]

test post

hello potion seller, i am going into battle, and i want your strongest potions.

my potions are too strong for you, traveler.

potion seller, i tell you i am going into battle, and i want only your strongest potions.

you can't handle my potions. they're too strong for you.

potion seller, listen to me - i want only your strongest potions. my potions would kill you traveler. you cannot handle my potions.

Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions.

Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions.

You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong.

[basils-plants-and-potions]

Potion seller, I am going out to battle and I need your strongest potions

[ectobiology-machines]

Kanaya and Nepeta? I think Kanaya is similar to Dave so it’s like Davepeta alt.

Name: Doesii Leyyam

Title: The Brewing One

Ecto-components: Kanaya Maryam, Nepeta Leijon

Mutant by technicality

Potion seller, I am going into battle and I need only your strongest potions

"Yøu cannøt handle my pøtiøns, traveler"

[gojurt]

potion seller i am going into battle and i need your strongest potions

[transduin]

Steve, pre-serum: Potion seller, I am going into battle, and I need your strongest potion.

Howard Stark: my potions are too strong for you, traveler