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multi-bookworm · 3 months ago

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After reading the iliad and odyssey these are so much funnier remembering the context

#the iliad #the odyssey #greek mythology #ancient memes #ancient history #patroclus x achilles #tsoa headcanon #patrochilles #odysseus #aphrodite #mesperyian

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iwachomen · 6 months ago

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More older then Dirt memes that have been lost to time

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puppynametaken · 3 months ago

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Affini immediately reblooms from trying 5 gum

#ancient memes #human domestication guide #hdg

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randomly-generated-posts-machine · 1 month ago

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the industrial revolution and nyan cat … we need to talk about that

#ancient history #randomly generated tumblr posts #randomly generated posts #programming #gimmick account #gimmick blog #into the gimmickverse #ted kaczynski #the industrial revolution and its consequences #the unabomber #nyan #nyan cat #old memes #ancient memes #meme #joyful cheer #joyus whimsy

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this-world-of-beautiful-monsters · 7 months ago

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lis saga characters as troubled birds

max

chloe

rachel

sean

daniel

chris

alex

steph

ryan

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quackityquackquackquack · 10 months ago

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If you got problems with trigonometry I feel bad for you son

I got ((3/(cos^2x+sin^2x)))^4+(((7(cos^2x+sin^2x)))+(11/(cos^2x+sin^2x))) problems and trigonometry ain't one

#shitpost #humor #mathematics #mathblr #math #trigonometry #jay z #99 problems #the black album #dead memes #ancient memes

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historical-kitten · 1 year ago

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Inspired by @just-late-roman-republic-things' lists like this. XD I love them so much I had to try one.

The way ancient politicians escape a corn maze.

Octavian: He has scouted the route in advance and plotted a course. When he gets lost, he follows Agrippa out and takes the credit.

Agrippa: Literally the only one who finds his way out easily and on his own. He was never lost.

Mark Antony: He makes his way through somehow despite not planning a path. If he hits a dead end, he just pushes through the corn. At least once he hides in the corn and jump-scares Octavian to make him scream.

Lepidus: He entered the maze, but no one saw him exit. No one searches for him. Octavian says he made it home and Antony agrees. The fact they agree on this is concerning...

Cicero: He solves the layout immediately but then second guesses himself. As he walks, he audibly describes his thought process, pausing at every turn. Everyone behind him is in agony.

Dolabella: He sets the maze on fire after he finds out he still owes the entry fee and they won't waive it. He tries to blame Mark Antony.

Julius Caesar: He sends flunkies through to scout the maze for him and follows after they give him a map. He is dubbed the first to navigate the maze successfully.

Pompey: He gets lost on his own so he bribes someone to lead him out and after he exits, calls anyone else who had assistance to escape a cheater.

Crassus: He bought an aerial view of the maze beforehand and uses this to get out successfully. After Dolabella sets the maze on fire, he tries to sell the owner insurance.

Brutus: He navigates the maze successfully after he bands together with Cassius and essentially follows his friend out of the maze. Somehow he's the one who gets all the credit.