#possibly fighting flirty art.

[c-atm]

Waiting to start date night with the boys.

Thanks to @screwpinecaprice for this art again go follow if you haven't.

[sikfox-arts]

I am so normal about them

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

not me sitting here and realizing silvio/rio is basically jonah/luka all over again ....... except i didn't remain on the same team this time 💀

...damn them tags went crazy

[xoxochb]

I saw you were taking ‘Leo x reader’ requests so I thought I’d throw some ideas out there!!! :D (they’re random ideas I’ve been writing in my notes app so sorry they’re not too planned and specific…)

1.) (rivals-to-lovers) Fighting over music on the Argo II with him. Either over aux or they’re neighbors on the ship and he plays his music loud so reader does the same to drown it out… and then it turns into a little petty loud music battle.

2.) (???-to-lovers) Reader is cold so they go to his room for an extra blanket because he’s a human furnace so chances are he sleeps without one. He doesn’t have any but offers to cuddle with them. Others find out and snap a photo in the morning.

3.) Reader spends money on him (paying for food, buying something he was looking at, etc.) and Leo starts crying because he hasn’t had someone do that for him since his mom. With a fluff ending

4.) Like number 3 but with a surprise brithday party, maybe a confession at the end or maybe it’s already an established relationship?

5.) (friends-to-lovers) Percy and Leo are joking about who is more charming/attractive and the reader picks Leo. One of the others is like “Percy obviously, he’s everyone’s type, literally almost everyone has had a crush on him or found him attractive at first”. And the reader is like “Speak for yourself.” Everyone just looks over at them, even Leo is shocked lol. Maybe he gets flirty with them after and teases about it.

6.) Same as 6 but it’s some other camper making fun of him and the reader stands up for him. Maybe they fake date or something?

7.) Leo and reader are on counsler duty helping younger campers for arts and crafts. Reader makes him a friendship bracelet and he wears it all the time.

I know there’s a lot, but I just wanted to throw stuff out there for if you’re ever in a writing block, you don’t have to reply to this either any of the requests if they aren’t something you’re interested in! I just love your work (sersiouly your writing is so good omg) so I thought I’d brain dump ideas!!!

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

⋆·˚ ༘ * he built a fire just to keep me warm

warnings: one sexual reference

pairing: leo valdez x fem! reader

right side, left side, back, stomach, sitting up. no matter how you slept it was still insanely freezing in your cabin. you’re three blankets were not enough to radiate warmth through your body. you lie awake for gods know how long, staring at the ceiling, then back at the clock, a repeating cycle between the two. you take another look at the clock: 1:58 it reads

great, so you’ve been awake almost the whole night and now it’s yesterdays tomorrow. an idea, an idea, you scan your brain for a genius idea that will help you sleep the rest of the night. would another blanket do? no it won’t because five minutes after you’re still cold. turn up the heat? then it will be too hot and there’s a possibility your siblings will complain. you’re left with only one option: get a fourth blanket. you’ve run out of blankets, your three currently being used, however you know the perfect boy who would be glad to give you one of his, and it’s your human furnace of a best friend leo valdez

he had told you many times that he sleeps with only one singular blanket since he tends to overheat with any more than that amount. he had said however that if you ever needed an extra he would be happy to give up his one for the sake of your happiness

you remove the three blankets from your body, standing up and unfortunately embracing the cold of your cabin. you slide your slippers on and throw one of leo’s sweatshirts on- another thing he had offered to you one night at a campfire, you recall it almost vividly, and the faint scent of fire still lingers on it

you had began to make your way to cabin nine, the cold air of night almost worse than your cabin, but nonetheless you power through it. once arrived at your much anticipated destination you open the door slowly, the warmth of the cabin warming you up instantly; you don’t know what you would’ve done if leo wasn’t a child of hephaestus

you make your way to his bed just fine, having spent many mornings taking this path to wake him for breakfast. you stand on the side, watching him sleep so peacefully, you hated to wake him from his sleep, he never got much of it. perhaps it was creepy to be staring as he slept, your worries got the best of you though, you felt terrible waking up for a problem of your own

“perverted much?”

you swore you saw the underworld for a moment, a hand flies to your chest and you breathe heavily. you watch as leo sits up in his bed

“oh my gods” you take a large breath “I’m sorry, I don’t- jeez- uhm, could I use your blanket? It’s freezing in my cabin”

the moment the words fall from your mouth you realize he has no blanket. a frown forms on your lips almost instantly

“I threw my blanket in the closet for the summer, haven’t taken it out yet” there’s a long pause before he speaks again “you could sleep with me though?”

sleep with leo? only your fantasies were privileged enough to be granted that honor. just sleeping right? this can’t be that bad. just go to sleep, that’s it

you crush and best friend leo valdez is asking you to sleep with him? this can’t be right

“are you sure?” you ask

“of course” he moves over to make room for you to lay, you gladly do so, eager to get warm

It’s awkward for a moment. side by side you feel his warmth through his shirt, was there any way he could just simply give it to you? probably not, you’re only option was to get any closer if that was possible, you push away this thought though, he was your best friend not your boyfriend

for a while this was how it went, you assume he fell asleep shortly after you joined him. was it the heat? your sleepiness? were you possessed? you’re unsure how it happened but you find yourself cozying up to leo, a position much to couple-y for best friends. soon enough a warm arm is wrapped around your waist, sending you into a deep sleep

you would say this was the best night of your life. the many campers taking photos in the morning would agree

[lullabyalikpoptarot]

Jung Wooyoung Perspective Reading

Okay, now going to start with doing the members of Ateez. I wasn't sure to go with him or San, but I felt his would be less intense, so rather start with him. The song I got for him is Float by Janelle Monae. I can interpret this is he is someone who rises above obstacles or doesn't allow others to bring him down or keep him down for too long. Now, I liked his energy from my Ateez readings, so I was interested to see what he will share here. As I am not familiar with any member here, so I am excited to start on the group's members one on one. I am being pulled towards the archetype decks first, so here we go.

I am already getting very flirty energy here with him. He has a balance of feminine and masculine energy here. He can be a pursuer, charming his way into your life, but he also has a magnetic pull that brings others towards him. He kind of knows how to use his attractiveness to his benefit. He seems to have a way of getting someone to love him, be it using his charms to do so, or his ability to be in touch with his divine feminine energy to get others to bend to his will. The Goddess card in this deck just reminds me of the 9 of Pentacles, which I feel represents him well. Someone confident and abundant with an independence to him. He just stands in his power and glory. It isn't dominant or aggressive at all. He kind of just enjoys to do his own thing. There is a spirit in him that tries to do new things or has innovative ways of getting things done. He can think of a lot of new creative ideas. With these cards I can say he has a very creative mind. I am not sure he uses it in the arts or with their music, but he has a lot of fun new ideas roaming in his head. I feel he has the ability to create something different and innovative. I am looking at this Prince card, and I hear he has the power of seduction, so okay. I can see this boy getting anyone to do what he wants. He has that pull and energy.

Alright, so these set of cards give me a different vibe. I say he is good judge of character and makes very good decisions. He may like to look things over and make an analysis before going towards something. He is the type that weighs all his options. He looks at the good and bad. There is a sense of clarity he has when it comes to his decision. I got the message from this hunter card, seek and you shall find, not sure what that means, but guessing it means whatever he pursues he finds a solution to what he seeks. I can see him on the prowl, someone always searching for something. He is the type that always wants something new out of his life. He is also very curious to learn about things in life. He is a Sag, so I am now seeing that Sag energy here. He seems to make fun out of life. He could be a bit of jokester and trickster. He may like to make others laugh and have fun. It is like his joy to make others laugh and lift others spirits up. It is like the world can be depressing and stressful, so he tries to make a laugh of it and try to bring as much joy as possible to his life and others. I can see him not taking things too seriously or tries to most of the time. The Float song in the beginning is making more sense here.

He is a person who just goes with the flow. He tries his best not to fight against anything. He doesn't see the purpose. He sets an intention and trust the process will come through. I can say he is someone who is transparent, pretty easy to see through. He kind of shows all his cards. I just see him not caring how others see him, it is like this is me take it or leave it. If you like me, great, if not, cool. He is a courageous and brave person. He is willing to try new things. He may even like a bit of a challenge. There is a strength and boldness he has. I see him being very confident in himself and his abilities. I don't see it as cocky. The healthy amount of confidence one needs to succeed in life. He always seems to look to self-growth and improvement, always trying to better himself. I don't see him as the type to stay stuck in bad patterns and stay stuck in the past too much. He lives and learns. That Alanis song is coming up too. I say he trust his instincts a lot. He may have strong intuition and follows it very well. He may be careful about trusting a situation or people too blindly though, but I see him being a good judge of character, so that may not be a problem for him.

I feel he has the talent and skills to create something really great. Although he is confident in himself in some respects, not sure he is when it comes to creating something. It is like he may not seem like he has the potential, but it is there. He may need to go into the depths of himself, which may be a bit uncomfortable for him to bring out that creative power he has. It is like he has the magical touch to create wonderful things. All the cards here have pink. I am not sure why I am noticing that, but the details always seem important to me when I read, so this could indicate this is showing me he is a soft and loving person. He needs to play around with his ideas and try new things. If he isn't already. I would urge him to let his creative ideas loose. It may be hard, because companies do stunt these idols creativity, so not sure he is stunted, or he is just not comfortable sharing his creative side. I am not sure if he is the type to enjoy the journey, rather than focusing on the results, or this is guiding him to do so, like to not rush for results and enjoy the process of creating something. Maybe he stops himself, because the process is too long. From this energy it seems he has a lot of creative energy that should be used. I am not sure if it is music, fashion (not sure why I am getting this), or accessories who knows, but create something, if he doesn't already.

Once again, I am getting there is more he wants to do with his career. I see him having lots of ideas and prospects of what he wants to do. Not sure he can do all that he wants to do. I feel like this idol industry can limit what he can actually do, like he could start so many different business ventures if he could. There is an aspect of him that is very good at grounding himself and keeping peace within himself. He could meditate. Although, he can be loud and frantic. There is a calmness to him at his core. I feel he has a strong core sense of self, which was the opposite of what I got for the Jimin's reading. Once again, he is some who is very decisive and knows what is right for him and which opportunities to take. He in a sense seeks balance and fairness. I am getting a lot of cards that he has this innate ability to attract the things he wants; not sure he can do it subconsciously or he is aware of this ability. But as I mention, he has a magnetic pull to gravitate the people and things he wants out of life, so maybe whatever he wants to do and explore could happen with this energy. He has strong capabilities of building wealth, how he does it, I don't know, but he's got that factor.

Not to my Tarot, the first card he gets is the 4 of Cups, this doesn't surprise me, he seems a bit bored with what he is giving. I can see him being someone who is a bit distant and closed off from others. I just think he likes to keep his deep sh** to himself. He doesn't like diving too deep into himself. He is more about making something out of life, than doing the deep work. I can see him being someone who meditates and contemplates about things as well. I say, he might do some deep work, but he won't let others into that. He keeps to himself. Now he got the Wheel of Fortune, once again another card that shows he is a lucky person in life, someone who can build wealth and make money. He is someone who wants to progress and move up the latter, so to speak. I do sense there is a missed opportunity he may have had that he is disappointed about. I am not sure if he was blocked from it, or he just didn't take the offer. Now with the 4 of pentacles, yeah, he is greedy and stingy, not going to lie. He can be a bit selfish at times. There is a strong sense of self-control this boy has. He values his career and money a lot and won't let anyone or anything ruin it. He is also very good with money and knows how to save as well.

So, I would say he is a more practical and passionate person but does lack emotional depth. I just see him preferring to live life than wallow in despair. His energy is similar to Sunghoon to be honest, same vibe. But I find his energy a bit more optimistic and upbeat. I don't see a lot of Air energy as well, so he isn't the type that is in his head stressing a lot. I can see why people would think he is one dimensional, but he has a balance of practicality and passionate energy that doesn't make him that way. He can be lively on stage/on-camera, but behind the scenes he is more businesslike and serious. I find his energy fascinating and had fun with this one. I like his energy, probably up there with Beomgyu's so far.

[seancekitsch]

(Feel free to ignore!!) Reader is working at court (maybe a cartographer or something) who has worked with Cahir before he was sent away to these raiding parties. Both tried to remain professional (feelings? They? Love is for children) but when he returns, Reader is the one who goes & finds him? Fluff-ish? (You can take it in any direction you‘d like. Your work is fantastic!!! Thanks so much for carrying the Cahir fans on your back. By yourself)

ahhh thank you so much love!! i hope more people start writing for him i think there's only like three or four of us!!! hope you like this one :)

You refused to look up at the intelligence officer as you continued to erase from your draft.

“Where to this time?” you ask, scrubbing the northern part of the Yaruga river from the landscape.

“Thanedd,” he says, his voice just barely above whisper. 

“Thanedd?!” you lose your composure, looking up at him a moment before grounding yourself. 

“Thanedd is having a lot a visitors lately.”

He only hums, not at all buying your nonchalance.

“Thanedd it is,” you muse, sorting through your folders for a suitable map that isn’t too well used to hand to him. You pass several until you find your own personal map of the island, like you always do for him. It’s easy to find and you pull it and toll it and pass it to his hand, all without making eye contact. You ignore the warmth that floods your hand when his fingers graze yours. 

“Thank you, darling,” he says, the closest thing to an affirmation you’ve gotten from him, yet so much more bold than anything you’ve said or done. Nilfgaardian courts aren’t exactly the safest place to be, especially when your position in it is so precarious. Other cartographers could easily be better trained, better trusted, but Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach vouched for you specifically and you weren’t about to destroy you credibility for falling for the officer. 

He leaves without lingering though, sparing you from doing something foolish.

The interaction is something you can banish from for only two days, however, because then you start to hear whispers on your way to the new stronghold in Cintra. Whispers of the mages all coming together, whispers of the elves and their army as well… 

It feels bad, a pit sinking in your stomach as your riding party starts to ride ahead of you as you slow your horse without even thinking of why. 

Thanedd really isn’t that far from here, maybe an eight hours ride…

And Cahir has your personal map of the island. He’s the safest he could possibly be unless the worst happens. 

Knowing Cahir and his luck lately the worst will happen, you think to yourself, pulling on your horses reigns. 

Fuck it, you think, and then you let your horse and your heart lead instead of your brain. 

You come upon a field haggard and tired, your horse just the same, to a landscape reeking of blood and smoke; a scent that hadn’t filled your nose in quite some time. A Nilfgaardian soldier alone and elves closing in on him. The events must have gone worst than you thought if there is fighting even out here, on a part of the island rarely gone to, you think. You put two and two together easily. It’s not that you give out maps that are incorrect, just, you only give out ones with the relevant information. You save the complete ones to draw upon and make pretty as a personal art project. Like the one you handed Cahir before he left that would definitely have this side of the island detailed out. 

Fuck.

“Hey! Hey, stop!” you shout, all while urging your horse on despite its own fatigue. The elves stop in their advance, but do not retreat, and you can finally confirm your instinct that is is Cahir. He looks shell shocked, without his weapons and without his helmet. When his gaze meets you his eyes are wild and sad, not the serious and sometimes flirty man you knew. 

“You… you came,” he calls out to you, and you dismount your horse quickly to rush to him.

“Stupid man! I had to,” you yell, not hiding the fear or anger from your voice, but then you soften, your hands finally placing themselves on his armor. He’s here, he’s not dead yet. You both might be soon. Why not throw all practicality into the wind if you may be executed by the elves on horseback mere feet away? 

“I needed my map back.”

“I was always going to return it,” he assures you, his arms rising to brace your own. 

“No you weren’t,” you insist as the elves close in, Cahir once their commander now lost all faith in him. 

“I was,” he insists, and surges forward to kiss you. It’s like time stops, and everything in your life and on this continent falls into place for just a moment; his lips on yours and clear skies painting the future. 

And then you’re ripped apart from one another by the elves. 

You don’t resist.

[kawaiigirly21]

Guys!! So I had the weirdest ass dream last night and I like still remember it!! So I wrote it down!! Y'all gotta read this! This shit was fucking crazy

So I'm working at a carvinal. Nothing too amazing happening there. Then suddenly a loud siren blares through the existing noise of people enjoying themselves. I go out to investigate. I run down the beach for some reason then I stop when I see mam who runs the carnival injured. The coast Guard put him on a stretcher to get him to a hospital.

Lots a commotion, I barely see the giant wave until it's almost too late. I runs down the beach but I turn around and run back to the draw bridge. I climb the draw bridge pillar and stay there until the water rapidly recedes giving me time to climb down and run to the compound to warn the other about the danger we are in.

I push down the gates surrounding the carnival and scream that we're in danger but no one really listens to me. The strong woman of the carnival (already delusional?) Takes the remaining gates and tries to crush me and the other performers. I somehow have a gun on me so I shoot her twice in the head before escaping along with the others.

I split up from them and run into the compound to tell more people we have to leave immediately. For some reason it's a deadly free for all where people are being killed left and right (like the purge?) There I find my close friends who tell me people are fighting over the submarine that would get us out of the area quickly and safely and weapons started getting used so now it's a death game to see who will win.

I join the fight and our friends form a tight not team. Are we're going through the compound, we're trying to convince others to join us to head to safety. Most claim they want to fight on their own. As we're investigating and seeing more dead bodies, one of my friends (the leader? Idk he seemed like the one in charge) tells us to take cover.

I'm now armed with a machine gun and ready to take aim at whoever we're taking cover from. As I do, a group of grungy looking goth punks friendly tell us they're not going after us. (They're really suspicious though) their leader Jason was about as generic tumblr fan fiction goth boyfriend as you could get.

Spider bite piercings, tattoos, longish black hair, black jeans, combat boots and skull belt. He tells me as they round the corner with my gun still trained on them that he found my art supplies. I'm surprised because I forgot completely about that. My leader? Friend asks them how come they never seen them before and Jason tells us that they're a band called E3NE9L and they worked on the other side of the compound.

They want to join up with us but the leader friend tells them no. Not yet. Jason is very very flirty and hands me his number telling me that he wants to see me again. Preferably without my clothes on. (Btw I'm wearing a tight camouflage shirt, parachute pants or whatever those pants that Kim Possible wears, converse and I have my braids in a high ponytail. Which is confusing because I work at the carnival as an acrobatic dancer) as they leave, my friends and I go through the compound encountering more hostile people and we take them out with ease.

Then we hear the water close by. Running as fast as we can, we make it to the submarine and we see that Jason and his group right behind us. There isn't any limited space and as I try to convince my group we should let them come, they turn on me and try to shoot me. Before they could, Jason steps in and tells them to let his group on, that there's really no need for any more violence.

Both our groups hear the siren warning about another wave and push us out the submarine room locking us in a closet and taking our guns. (Don't know what happened to them after but I assume they killed each other) Jason tries to minimize my horror by joking around and he kisses me. We have sex and after kicking in the door to let us out we find a gun and a Katana and make our way back to the submarine.

This time through rising water and the threat of man eating sharks. I kill a shark and he kills 2 before we get to the submarine. We see the dead bodies of our former friends floating around before we climb into the submarine and get the fuck outta there. Turns out we were only a hundred miles or so from the city and make it there safely.

After we get out the sub, our families are there waiting for us and congratulate us for getting out of the compound alive (turns out a whole damn conspiracy by the boss. WTF (O_o)??) Jason and I get married (damn that's quick) and that's the end of my dream.... I need a nap

[picckl]

i am SO curious about what horrors saffron went through-- the post you made abt your first and most recent drawing of him is so intriguing esp bc i keep seeing the progression on my timeline

(idk if you've already talked about saffron's story, so sorry if you have! and no worries about answering if it's a personal oc story you dont want to share beyond what you already have with your art!)

Oh I can go ahead and share no problem!

Back when we first started the campaign, Saffron was an archfey warlock under Titania of the summer court which is why his powers were so nature oriented. He was also a joke character who followed the “flirty asshole tiefling” archtype which lasted like 1 and a half sessions. Most of his plot in the 1st and 2nd arc was him realizing and struggling through the abuse Titania put on him, ESPECIALLY in arc 2 where she started fucking with his magic. On top of this we have the party dynamic- almost constantly falling apart and getting into disagreements once we hit end of the 1st arc. During that he was also being forced by Titania to collect info on the magic users to use against them. Finally there’s Klaus- an Owlin barbarian who Saffron feels extremely close to who kept throwing himself in danger, often times for Saffron’s sake, and refusing Saffron’s claims that he wasn’t a monster and to stop. All together a fairly rough time.

What started the spore bit was a deal he made with a nothic, who agreed to give him info on his past (he’s got amnesia due to the unknown amount of time in he spent in the feywild) in exchange for some of his magic. It almost killed him but he made it, got some fairly useless info and a black streak in his hair. Later the next day he had a lovely encounter with Titania which resulted in him getting his magic snatched for a bit and revealed their dynamic to the rest of the party (I’ve been posting this sketch from that scene a lot but I don’t think I ever put an explanation around it)

Cut forward to last session. Saffron had talked to the Mother of Rot earlier when he had accidentally caused a tree to rot, and Klaus had attacked a fellow party member due to hallucinations. I failed a wisdom saving throw and got Saffron locked in a partially Titania-induced mindset and he was headed out to talk to her, saw Klaus, and they got into quite possibly the worst argument anyone in the party has had yet. Failed another wisdom saving throw and Saffron attacked him. Titania ended the fight by burning Klaus’ back off and Klaus subsequently stabbing her, Saffron snapped out of the mindset and used his silly little rot powers to keep her from healing. Their connection was severed and the contract was broken.

To sum it up- he’s lost all his previous powers aka the thing that Titania did to remind him he’s useless without them, he’s lost the 2 people he’s every loved romantically (Titania’s hunting him for sport, Klaus hates his guts and is romancing another Owlin), his memories are starting to come back in the worst ways, he’s despised by 3/4ths of the team, one of his major character points is his fear of death and he’s got a NECROMANCY CLASS, he is under the power of yet another big magic lady bc his new ties to the unseelie court which he’s always known as evil, and, like previously stated, he’s being hunted for sport by his ex who is considered the most powerful being in the Summer Court.

He’s a bit fucked rn

[courtofmatchups]

Hiiii, I saw your obey me matchup and wanted to know if you could match me with one of them?? Feel free to ignore if you're too busy ^^

Here's the info: Straight, leo (July 29), INFJ. I'm pretty curvy, and have some muscles but not exactly chubby, it's mostly just cuz I'm tall (5'8). I'm pretty light skinned, and I'm Indian. For personality, I'm pretty kind, caring, protective, A little violent if need be, and I don't get mad super easily. A little(very) flirty, but if someone flirts back I get all shy and innocent. Pretty dirty minded and its obvious. I have no filter (unfortunately) but I'm pretty funny, and observant. I crave physical affection and words of affirmation because I never got those at home (author please hug me) and I like to hug people and squeeze the life out of them. I'm pretty respectful, and if I problem with somebody, I usually don't fight back if they're my family, but if they aren't I flame their asses💀 I can get argumentative but I habe pretty good self control. I dislike people who are disrespectful, stubborn, and entitled. I hate people who flaunt their intelligence to others and respectfully I want to shove them 6ft underground. My hobbies include art and reading. reading 24/7 and I would read in my sleep if I could. I also enjoy singing (I have a pretty deep voice) and dancing. sports don't really interest me, but I do walk at least 3-4 miles at least 4 times a day, and sometimes I use dumbells.

Again, thank you for considering the request, and do not feel obligated to do this, but I would love it of you could^^

It seems to me, you've captured the heart of...

Mammon!

Mammon's protective nature aligns with your caring, protective side. He may act like a tsundere and pretend he doesn't care, but deep down, he's fiercely protective of the people he loves, especially those who show him affection.

Your flirty yet shy nature matches well with Mammon, who is both confident and secretly vulnerable. He likes to flirt too, but he also has moments where he's easily flustered, which would complement your flirty yet shy demeanor perfectly.

You're funny and observant, while Mammon has a more playful, chaotic energy, so there’d be a nice balance between his wild antics and your grounded, observant personality. You could easily handle his teasing and return it with your witty, no-filter attitude

Mammon craves affection but tries to hide it, making him a perfect match for someone like you who loves giving physical affection and needs it in return. Your hugs and physical touch would totally break through his tough exterior, and he would thrive on your words of affirmation, even if he’s too proud to admit it at first.

Both of you have a deep desire for love and validation due to complicated family dynamics, so you’d likely understand each other on a deeper emotional level and offer the support both of you crave.

You dislike entitled, disrespectful people who flaunt their intelligence. Mammon dislikes being looked down upon and often feels misunderstood, so you both would align well in disliking arrogant people. You’d be the kind of person who would stand up for him or call people out when necessary, and he’d admire your strength in that.

Since you also dislike stubborn people, Mammon’s flexibility (despite being a bit stubborn in his own way) would keep things dynamic between you two, and you'd be able to nudge him out of his comfort zone when needed.

You love reading and art, which would go well with Mammon’s interest in photography and modeling, and he’d probably love showing off his human reading while watching you enjoy your books. He may not be a bookworm, but he'd find your deep love for reading intriguing and charming. He will also call you a nerd in the most affectionate way possible.

Overall, I think your dynamic with Mammon would be a perfect blend of playful moments and much needed vulnerability on both your parts. This relationship complements the both of you perfectly.

[slytherin-paramour]

This is the Bio for my new MC Tobias :)

Name: Tobias Oakes

Gender: Male

House: Ravenclaw

Age: 18

Other Info: He has tawny brown hair that flicks up at the edges and he has trouble taming, so he lets it stay wild. His eyes used to be brown but are now a golden colour. The left side of his face is covered with faded claw mark scars, from when he was attacked and bitten by a werewolf as a young boy.

Scent: Pine and Lavender.

Personality- He's fun loving and outgoing, trying to make the best of life given his circumstances. When he's around people he's charming and flirty, he'll do his best to make you smile if you're down. He has a deep rooted insecurity that if people find out that he is a werewolf, they'll fear and abandon him. So he tries to keep it on the down low, telling anyone who asks that his scar is from a graphorn attack when he was younger.

Strengths: He is literally, physically strong. His training sessions with his uncle whilst growing ensured that he was physically strong enough to cope with the monthly werewolf transformations.

He's very intellectual, spending a lot of his time reading up on his affliction and similar subjects. He chooses to learn about it rather than wallow over something that he can't change, and he now secretly finds it quite fascinating.

Weaknesses: He doesn't really enjoy taking orders, and so can be quite stubborn on that front. Reluctant to take the advice of anyone else, because he thinks that he knows best.

Likes- He likes to take long walks in the forest, being surrounded by the trees brings him comfort. He's more inclined to take these walks in the sunshine, though. He love's reading books based around myths and legends.

His favourite subjects at Hogwarts are Potions, Divination and Defence Against the Dark Arts.

He likes to eat and will try anything.

Dislikes- He really hates Arithmancy and Astronomy. He hasn't got time for overly judgemental people. Doesn't enjoy having to dress formally, it makes him feel confined and uncomfortable.

Fears: Being in the wrong place when the full moon is out. He harbours a secret fear that even though his mother and uncle say that they accept him for being a werewolf, they actually are afraid of him and are only pretending to love him.

Patronus- Red Squirrel.

Backstory:

Tobias is the only child of Marie Oakes, who is a widow to her late husband Silas Oakes. They are both routed primarily within wizarding families. Marie was formerly known as Marie Sharp and is the younger sister of the Hogwarts Potions Professor, Aesop Sharp. This makes Professon Sharp Tobias' uncle.

After Tobias' father died when he was very small, Aesop took it upon himself to spend a lot of time with him. He was still an Auror at this time, but during any spare moments he would take Tobias with him and teach him various things. It was on one such venture, when they'd gone looking and learning about various potions ingredients in the forest, that a rogue werewolf attacked them. Tobias was seven at the time. Aesop fought eventually managed to fight it off but not before it had gotten its jaws around Tobias' leg and left a deep slash over his face, which would leave a permanent scar.

The first few years of transformations were hard on little Tobias, and his mother despaired for him. Aesop, feeling responsible for his nephews ailment, vowed to help him in any way possible. He began to train him, ensuring that he grew strong enough to handle the transformations. During the transformations, Tobias would be locked away in one of the special cells that the Aurors kept at the ministry for his and everyone else's well being. Nowadays, he is allowed to venture into the Forbidden forest for his transformations, where he will be far away from others.

Sexuality-

Tobias hasn't had much experience sexually, even though he enjoys flirting with people. He's attracted to men and women.

[dbzebra]

Any random HCs on Trunks and Goten?

Yeah!! I have a loooot but here’s a few of each :D thanks for the ask!

Trunks goes to an elite private high school in West City. Top of his class, he’s really smart and ends up skipping because he just finds it way too easy. He has a fan club of girls, a few school friends but really has major trust issues because his first girlfriend only used him for his money/name to make someone jealous, so he puts up an act of being cool and flirty but he’s 100% all talk as a defense mechanism. He really likes building machines in Bulma’s lab and is really good at it too. When Trunks gets older he goes to college and eventually takes over CC, but as a side thing he helps Goten open his dojo because Goten doesn’t like/isn’t good at all the business side of things.

Goten was born actually before the Androids show up. Jan/Feb 767. That makes him actually 7 in Buu saga, and like his brother he goes to Orange Star. He is really outgoing and is relatively popular for his looks and kind nature, but his popularity gets him in trouble because he can’t keep his mouth shut. He’s a blabbermouth so people pick fights with him easily. He usually defeats them as painlessly as possible or just dodges until they give up. He asks Goku to train him after he starts dating Marron, and that motivates Trunks to begin training again as well. Goten also struggles with self confidence deep down, something that he never tells his family about, because he feels like he’s lived in the shadow of his dad and brother his whole life. “What’s special about me?” Kind of thing. He doesn’t like studying or school so he skips sometimes, usually with Trunks at the arcade (he feels pretty guilty about it). He likes fishing and once he’s older he has a lowkey crisis because he’s in college and realizes he doesn’t know what he wants to do. He even considers dropping out because he can’t keep up. After teaching Marron to fly and some other people ki related stuff he figures out he really likes teaching and teaching martial arts specifically and so he opens a dojo in Satan City near the big fashion magazine where his wife Marron works and it becomes really popular

[villain-in-love]

At last, a bunch of Liang x Zero headcanons

⬩ Ah yes, the “Peace Was Never An Option” team.

⬩ It's basically one unemotional, socially unadapted combatant x another unemotional, socially unadapted combatant. Well, "unemotional" if we don’t count sadistic glee for Zero and annoyance/anger for Liang. Wow, what a pair.

⬩ I don’t think these two are familiar with dating customs that are known to most normal people, not just because of the peculiar lifestyles/upbringing, but also because both Liang and Zero were never interested in romance before. In fact, they are still not interested in romance. They are interested in each other, and there is a difference.

⬩ I still have very little idea on how exactly they could meet, but what I can say already is that the first impression was not the best, at least from Liang’s perspective. Zero, on the other hand, fell in love practically at first sight. But it’s ironic how, instead of Trois, Honey, and cell 13 boys, who were all so eager for female attention and happy to finally have a girl around, said “girl” decided that instead she wants the only guy who doesn’t want anything to do with her and overall would rather be left alone.

⬩ At first Liang was mostly just interested in convincing Zero to fight him (just a bit less reckless decision than trying to fight Hajime), because by absolutely refusing to hurt him while delivering injuries to others left and right, she unintentionally injured his ego more than any physical damage could ever do.

⬩ It lowkey made him feel insecure, like, does she see him as fragile? An unworthy opponent? What on Earth did her "I'd hate to hurt you, so stay away" even mean??

⬩ They haven’t seen each other for almost a year after the incident, and the first thing Liang did when they met again was immediately trying to challenge her to a duel and demanding a reason why she refused to fight him back then.

⬩ It was actually pretty funny how for quite some time, most of their interactions inevitably came down to: “Fight me.” “No.”

⬩ At this point Liang was starting to hate her. Until one day she agreed. I went as well as one can imagine because even a martial artist as skilled as Liang cannot compete with this absolute monster.

⬩ The reason Zero refused to fight him is simple – she doesn’t want to hurt or kill the first person that actually made her feel something, especially not before she manages to make sense of this strange phenomenon. And she’s not interested in a fight where she can’t injure or kill. Not to mention, Zero is actually not that great at controlling her own strength and she’s somewhat concerned about possibly slipping and going into the killing mode by a force of instinct.

⬩ One would think that difference in species and very weird age difference would cause problems, but considering that ever since she crawled into existence 8 years ago, Zero was wandering around, exploring, studying, and trying to socialize with humans, she’s practically on the same level of life experience as Liang who dedicated all his 19 years of life to studying martial arts and later working in mafia, where most of the “normal people” he interacted with were his targets. It could have been a "Born Sexy Yesterday" trope, but no, they both are just really weird.

⬩ Because of his lack of any experience with opposite sex and romantic love in general, and because he’s just a tiny bit of a moron (I mean, it’s Nanbaka we’re talking about…), I wonder how much time it would take for Liang to realise that Zero is genuinely into him and her weird attempts at flirting are not just her trying to pick a fight or make him uncomfortable. And then how much time will pass before he realises that he himself caught feelings for her (imagine Liang feeling weirdly nervous and excited when seeing Zero and thinking that he probably just got sick).

⬩ One of the first signs of Liang falling in love with Zero was him starting to ward off other guys from her when they start getting flirty. When asked why, he justifies it by saying that he finds their actions generally inappropriate and embarrassing.

⬩ He also never misses a chance to show off, dragging Zero to the trainings grounds of the Building 5 with him, while actively brainstorming how he can impress a demonic abomination with superpowers. Honestly, he just found another reason to obsess over getting stronger…

⬩ Liang used to be somewhat jealous of Qi because Zero was more enthusiastic about spending time with him and his biology books than sports and trainings with Liang. Until Qi told him that most of the time when they are not talking about science, Zero just talks about Liang non-stop and desperately tries to pry more information about him out of Qi.

⬩ He barely convinced her to spar with him, and it’s more of a challenge for Liang to figure out a way to defeat her (A hard task for a human, but not completely impossible). While she’s not keen on the idea of fighting him, Zero still thinks it’s beneficial for Liang to try and fight stronger opponents, so he could further improve his strategy and creative thinking, and not just pure skill.

⬩ If we’re being honest, personally for Zero their sparrings feel more like a dance than a fight (and that’s probably the closest you could ever get to these two dancing together).

⬩ Love is stealing each other’s combat moves.

⬩ It took some time for him to open up, as using techniques from his past is not something he likes, but Zero was truly delighted to see Liang fight dirty and use that vicious fighting style he was taught in mafia.

⬩ Liang is a bit annoyed and envious because while she doesn’t even train, Zero will always be leagues stronger than him just because she got lucky and was born as supernatural creature.

⬩ He will still try to convince her that she should do some training, because if he puts his personal feelings of being annoyed at such unfair power imbalance aside, he really wants to see just how much more powerful she could get if she tried and realised her full potential.

⬩ And so Liang’s interest in her strength and Zero’s love for experiments collided, resulting in Liang proceeding to come up with increasingly more ridiculous ways to challenge Zero and her abilities, and so our long-suffering guards ended up forced to keep an eye on these two, so that they won’t accidentally destroy the entirety of building 5.

⬩ Liang would die before he makes a first move romantically, though. He generally has no idea what he’s supposed to do in this situation, the only thing he knows is to not listen to any word Qi has to say on that matter.

⬩ Qi got the memo that his romantic advice is unwanted, but still actively tried to play a matchmaker and make ship happen, because finally, this boy got interested in something other than trainings and combat. Honestly, Qi didn’t think he would live long enough to witness this moment.

⬩ Liang will probably still wait at least another year before trying to actively reciprocate Zero’s advances, because falling for the first girl you befriended is already pathetic enough, and he still has some pride.

⬩ It’s not like Zero is better at communicating her feeling, though, she’s only slightly better because she's physically incapable of feeling embarrassment. When she tried to confess her love to him she said “I have this intense craving for you… It feels almost as if I want to eat you, but not quite.” Which can be scary to hear coming from a cannibal.

⬩ Samon is... lowkey concerned about Liang's friendship with Zero. Building 5 supervisor clearly sees sees her as a danger and possible bad influence.

⬩ In the end, Samon tolerates her for now, but Zero often ends up getting hit or thrown into the walls when he thinks she acts inappropriately towards Liang (not that it would do her any harm, it’s just a little annoying at worst). Though even Liang finds such measures lowkey extreme, as it’s not like he can’t handle himself.

⬩ Zero stays in prison only because Liang is here, and plays nice because she wants to be able to get out of her cell to see him. But when he finally leaves… Nothing can stop her from going after him, and she will do whatever it takes to break out.

[alyjojo]

The Person On Your Mind in September 🫏 2023 - Cancer

Whole of their energy towards Cancer: The Empress

They see you as The Empress, you could be the parent of their child, a parent in general, someone beautiful, nurturing, very creative, and receptive. The Empress doesn’t have to take action, she knows her worth and anything she touches grows, she “births” ideas, art, music, creativity, love and life into being. That’s a compliment to you 💜 They know you’re very upset about Lovers in their world, whether ex’s, flirty options, a baby mama in particular for some, or separately, maybe you have in issue with their mom, or them with yours. There is massive anxiety in you surrounding what they’re up to & want from you.

Feelings: Ace of Swords & 2 Wands

They want to tell you the truth and plan a future with you. 9 Cups shows you being a dream come true for them. It also shows they could’ve been indulgent and kinda douchey in the past, Knight of Wands follows that, and they know they have no defense for whatever it is they’ve done before…either with you or just in general. They have a younger and more immature energy than you do, but they also want to grow with you, or prove to you they’re not just messing you around.

Intentions: Knight of Wands

This energy is what they’ve always had and what they know, which they intend to take accountability for. Wheel of Fortune, The Sun & 5 Cups are like “I know I was a fool and I’ve learned better now”, or along those lines. They want to change, they regret things they have done before now and especially if they’ve hurt you before, I assume that’s the case. The Sun is bringing light to all they’ve learned, either from you, because of you, or before you, doesn’t matter. Again, they just want to prove themselves to you. I can change! 😫😏

Actions: Knight of Swords & Page of Cups

They’re coming at you with truth, possibly an apology too, mixed with some flirty or playful messages too. Very young in their energy. They are saying they’ll do whatever you want them to do, if there’s a particular person that’s getting under your skin, The Hermit. Goodbye to that person, especially if it’s someone flirty or romantic in your past, they’re done with that. There could be someone they have to fight you back on, possibly a baby mama, an actual mother, in some ways you’re going to have to deal, but this person is willing to put in whatever effort it takes because - 2 Cups 💜 They love you. If you can accept that, that is.

Messages:

Their side:

- You are my path.

- We make a great team!

Your side:

- You make me so HOT 🥵

- What other people say matters too much to me.

Possible signs:

Gemini, Leo, Pisces & Sagittarius

If you’re dealing with:

3 Wands rev & Strength rev show that you’ve anticipated things that haven’t materialized or shown up, and you’ve been let down and disappointed by people, events, and circumstances in your world. Your confidence has been shot in some cases, and for some you’re not holding back what you think or feel about it either. Or others are not, if it’s you.

Aries - defending their position because they’re over the past and not even hearing about it, basically saying “get over it”, or you are

Taurus - could be hiding passion & desire for you, or a whole other person, or you are and they have no idea, “in the dark”, could just be confused & fearful about you, or switch it

Gemini - not apologizing for being a total bitch, could be bossy, arrogant & jealous of you 👀

Cancer - very happy in this relationship but unable to do much with you, could have money issues or other conflicts in the way right now

Leo - could be buying a car, traveling, or seriously focused on their career right now, very ambitious

Virgo - has deep feelings for you they don’t express, probably very shy & introverted

Libra - shocked they don’t get another chance at something with you, you’ve pulled the rug from under their feet or changed their world, if not you - then that’s why they’re not speaking to you

Scorpio - healing from toxicity & getting better ❤️‍🩹

Sagittarius - silently exiting and not saying why, moving very quietly towards an ending

Capricorn - apologizing for leaving

Aquarius - speaking truth about an unstable situation or relationship, maybe family, could be a break-up, could also be literal repairs they’re needing to work on regarding a home. Practical & honest.

Pisces - moving slowly and cautiously towards being sweet, flirting with you, they like you ☺️

[icharchivist]

wait crotchery again what do you mean gbf is an adults only game, i thought it was just some character collect-n-battle kind of thing?? am i missing something here

I meant by that that the rating had changed from Teens and Up to Mature in the app store basically.

GBF is still a Gacha RPG Visual Novel first and foremost. you go through a main story and side stories event in Visual Novel form, you have to fight battles to get further into the plot, and to collect items that'd make you stronger, and for that you need to collect the gacha characters who each have features to approach the fights in the game.

The change in rating was done because GBF became increasingly more gore as the years went by and eventually started to tackle more and more serious subject. Sexuality is not the main reason of the rating going up, but it sure didn't help.

When GBF started back in 2014 it was rated Teen And Ups. In events from 2014 to 2018 the gorest you'll get is like, if someone gets stabbed their sprite will tremble and the description will tell you a quick thing about what's going on. Sexually speaking we had characters like Metera who were extremely flirty and would moan to fluster you but that's a bit standards even by gacha standards.

in 2018 What Makes the Sky Blues part 2 came out, with a huge gamble: Visually showing a major character death by showing his beheaded head, and having Belial as a major antagonist while he is always talking about sex. Even the English translation actually toned down his speech by a lot. ("so you're here for the sodomy?" was translated "oh you're ready to get down and dirty with me?" for example).

It was a major gamble at the time that was extremely well received by fans and it encouraged the company to do more and more as time went by. Villains introduced since Belial have had a tendency to be trying even more of the edge to see how far they can get away with. Gore scenes are visually illustrated on the screen as vividly as possible for a Visual Novel. Beheading, and such.

It culminated eventually in 2021 when the character of Ferdinand was introduced, a cannibal abuser and groomer who moans everytime something goes his way. (a throughout explanation of Ferdinand can be found here). At the same time, Lobelia (a serial killer who has orgams everytime he tortures people because he gets off on the sounds of screamings. he's a friend btw.) got a summer skin in which tapping on the screen will have you hear a woman screaming to her death as she's eaten by sharks.

I think those were two of the major points which had the censors especially decide to do something (especially the Lobelia thing that actually was quite the scandal at the time), though technically it's been a while since this type of things have been going on in the game. (it just that it was quite the timing, i think the rating really went up a few weeks after Lobelia's skin came out and a couple month after Ferdinand was introduced/right before he became a major focus also).

And that's when the app stores all decided to raise the content from Teen And Up to Mature, specifically, +17 people.

So at least it's Rated so that young players shouldn't play GBF.

GBF is mostly a browser game though (the app is only available in Japan but genuinely it's easier to play on browser, both on computer and on phone), so it's not really something Granblue concerned themselves with.

But as it is, the moment they had their rating raising, they kinda went, well, fuck it, if our attempts at being PG are not good enough, then YOLO.

And it's when we started to have extremely sexual units and arts. Summer Belial's crotch. Valentine Wilnas's ass. Yukata Ilsa or Yukata Narmaya.

So what i meant by adult game is in the sense that the rating is actually not recommanded for teens, and that the game is going ham to prove it, but it's mostly in question of gore and questionable content. Sexual stuff are still also a reason but it's actually not the major reason for it all.

But. We know for a fact it all started with Belial. he was considered the riskiest move from the company they almost scrapped him at the time. but since he was so well received, they decided to keep pulling those risks and here we are now.

And that's what you missed on granblue fantasy o7

[vbee-miya]

Hi! I would like to request a BNHA matchup!

Basic Info: I identify by she/her and I am Bi-curious (I think that's the right word but what I mean is I think I might be Bi) I'm a Gemini and ENFP, My Chinese zodiac is the tiger, My favorite color is Mauve or Lilac, I'm a raven claw, My enneagram was either a 2w3 or a 3w2 I did it a while ago and forgot.

Appearance: I have long brown hair that looks dark most of the time but sometimes looks light (It reaches my butt), I have dark brown eyes, I have a hourglass body, pierced ears, I have glasses but I really like them, thick eyelashes, pale skin, I tend to put a lot of thought in my appearance if I'm going somewhere and people often complement me on my fashion style but little do they know I'm in sweats most of the time at home XD, and I'm 5,5.

Personality: I am most of the time extremely extroverted but sometimes I'm more introverted but I usually enjoy being social, I would say I'm either the leader friend or the therapist friend, I enjoy being relied on and I try to make sure everyone feels happy/comfortable/included, I'm really good at telling when someone is lying or feeling sad, I try my best to be as nice to people as possible which can sometimes hurt me, I can be judgy and if I decided I don't like someone then I don't like them and will try to avoid them, I can hold grudge, If I get in a fight then I will fight back, If I get in a argument then I often start crying depending on what its about, I'm trying to be more adventurous because I was virtual for a long time, I tend to overthink a lot and worry about how I appear to people, I'm good at school and take advance classes in math but my favorite class is Science, I'm pretty popular and I am good at making new friends, I can sometimes be a bit more emotional but I hate crying in front of others or talking about my problems with them, I love caring for people so I want to be a doctor or a nurse in the future, I enjoy acting, art, and anime, I take charge in group projects and organize hangouts most of the time, I have a close relationship with my parents my mom especially, I am a bilingual and I'm also learning Japanese so I can go to Japan as a foreign exchange student but I tend to procrastinate a lot, I can be blunt sometimes to make things less awkward, I have a love hate relationship with my body sometimes I think I look really pretty and curvy and thin and other times I think I look fat, I would love to try horseback riding I love strawberries (I don't really know what to say here tbh)

What I am like when I like someone/What I look for: If I have crush on someone then I like to be flirty and I like us teasing each other and banter and stuff like that. I'm pretty tall so I sometimes like someone taller but I'm fine with someone shorter than me as well, I would like whoever I would end up with to be able to vulnerable with me, I would like for them not to hurt me preferably emotionally or physically, I think jealousy can be sort of hot but not too much if you know what I mean?? I look for kindness and someone who can keep up with me, I would like for them to remember me and ask me to hangout or something like that since I have a lot of experience with people who only hangout/talk with me if I initiate it, I would like to support whoever I would date.

I like most characters the only character I would say I really dislike is Shigaraki.

Thanks!

༺❀༻ matchup ༺❀༻

here's your matchup! enjoy

mina ashido

she's literally chaos, she loves relying on you for favors. but will always. and i mean always keep her word to repay you in whatever way that could be.

it's giving power couple of the schools, two bad bxtches just walking the halls of ua high. dressing up however they want because there's no one stopping them.

she'd 100% be your hype woman. she sees you working that outfit she'll tell you and make sure to tell you how well you're working in that outfit. and that it's giving. and if you're ever insecure mina is there to comfort you and tell you just how beautiful you are. and from one woman to another problems will be shared.

when mina has something to hide because what 15-year-old wouldn't? i know i did but because of how well you can tell if someone is lying or not. and it's not that she'd hide anything from you she'll eventually tell you. and plus she knows or at least thinks she's a bad liar. and she doesn't want to find it out the hard way.

if you ever get into a fight or an argument in school you bet mina is right behind you ready to throw punches. especially if it's someone like monoma or even as bad as mineta? she's all ready. get ready to hold her back before the ua staff finds out about anything.

little miss popular you're definitely part of the baku squad. i don't make the rules. though because of that you and katsuki would definitely butt heads. especially leading team projects. good luck to that! you'll find a way.

speaking of being in the baku squad it's only natural banter is their way to show their affection and appreciation. /hj but being with mina she can definitely handle a bit of banter here and there. but become flirtly with her and she'll instantly cover her face away from you.

as far as your Japanese goes, mina's no tutor, but she does speak Japanese i mean you basically would be in a Japanese instituted school so it's only inevitable mina would give you a leading hand if not academically at least a sense of motivation.

horseback riding? when class a goes to a summer convention volunteering station. mina and you will be the most chaotic pair.

imagine horseback riding drinking a glass of strawberry smoothy or, horseback riding in a strawberry field. mina would be a giggling mess. she'll say how pretty everything is.

she isn't the jealous possessive type she's more of the "we're not going to admit it until the situation gets worse."

[foreverandalwaysyours]

"האחד"

I hope you find the one by total, complete accident.

Not on a bus to drama school, making flirty side eyes at. Not at a Halloween party, her dressed as Mabel and you Elivs.

The one who truly believed that love stories aren't real life- that its for movies. Fanfics. Not real...just pure imagination.

I hope you find the one who you bond over a mutual interest. Becoming instant pals over night, fighting annoying trolls and getting closer with each reply and like.

Becoming Best Fandom Friends quickly. Too quickly, even, for it to stay just a friendship for long.

I hope you find the one you like the attention and praise from- and the one who loves to give it.

Loses sleep or meals just to give to you. Just to be with you. Just to see your messages pop up and making her grin, her heart swell the way it never has with anyone else- and never will.

I hope you find the one it clicks after a while: that you love her- and crazier yet, you're in love with...

The one who felt both those ways almost instantly after the first few likes and replies.

But the one who thinks she's crazy. Denies it. Hides it for so long- afraid of the feelings starting to burn inside...burn inside like embers. She tries to extinguish them with watery wades but can't. She's in too deep. Too far gone to back up now...

Especially since she's the one who makes you laugh- who you make laugh. The one who everyone stares at like she's crazy when she reads a crossover fic you made that NEEDED to be made. The one who's been asked "who are you messaging? Who's making you grin like that?" and she knows then. She's in deep for someone special.

Far too special, she knows, for someone far too average like her.

I hope you find the one who quickly build inside jokes with you over the most random, stupid of things.

Veggie tales. MILFs. Amazing scripts. Custody battles of fandom children. Scooby-Doo (fuck you Velma). Wrestling. Batman. Willy needed to Wonka- on a toilet or at the store. Arthur. Gina. Daphne. Nate. Spider Man Dee Dee. Rain. Glasses. Sailboats. Chores. Brownies. Princess of the fucking Bride. Music.

Hebrew. Especially speaking it.

Farts. Especially disgusting ones.

Things that are so dumbass to everyone else.

Things that aren't so dumbass to you or her.

Things that are so ridiculously unridiculous, so imperfectly perfect. Topics that make you both fall a fit of giggles and futher into a love that no one else will ever understand or come close to.

Things that make futher her realize by some amazement she found the one- and that she's the one for you.

I hope you find the one who steals you hat. Hits you with a pretend umbrella as it pours for her and you. Her needing to be quiet but can't.

The one who flirts poorly with fart jokes and bee movie memes until you both collapse.

The one who would give you her virginity to in a skipped, pounding heartbeat if only she could.

I hope you find the one who you can hold hands with while strolling in stores, looking at groceries and glass art with.

While walking the dog. While sitting on the couch, taking turns in picking films on movie date nights each and every week. Hell, every day if possible.

I hope you find the one you're excited to show off to your family. The one your siblings congratulate you on being with. The one your mother is happy to have as a daughter in law, your siblings sister in law- even before the wedding.

I hope you find the one who utterly hates to cook- until she cooks with you, making it her new favorite thing.

The one you make sandwiches for when she's sad or sick and who will return in deed for you, along with pat pats.

I hope you find the one you'll find any excuse to be close to at the beginning, middle, and end of your day.

The one who pulls you back in when you try to go do dishes, chores- begging you to stay just a little while longer. Scared you'll leave her forever like everyone else in her life has.

The one desperately looking for any excuse to be close to you at the beginning, middle, and ending of her day. Her week.

Her months, her years.

Her lifetime.

I hope you find the one who makes you sing and dance at just the mention of. The one who you write songs for, each one being her new favorites.

Lyrics she wants all over her body. Permanently in ink- just to show off she's yours. Proud to have a man who is so incredibly soft and sensitive.

I hope you find the one you sit outside with, cuddled close together. The one you lay next to every day. The one who you can breathe with, relax with. Just be with.

Nothing fancy, nothing dramatic. Just existing with is paradise for you both.

I hope you find the one you listen to the rain with as it fall, happliy allowing it to drown you both forever. The one who will pull you into a sailboat- and, after "chaperoning" two horny desserts, sail away into the sunset with.

I hope you find the one who leans her shoulder for you to cry on, her heart to listen with, and her body to comfort you the second you call. The one who will completely cut off her shoulder, her heart, her body just to give to you whenever you need it- knowing you'll never abuse it.

I hope you find the one who you create a playlist for, full of your and her favorite love songs. Your ultimate playlist you've honored in naming after her.

Every song she hears and treasures- and wants to cry at thinking about. When listening to. That gets her through the bad days when she feels most alone.

Especially, especially Mirrorball.

I hope you find the one who you can spam, sending countless pictures and messages that make her blush, smile, and grin like no one is watching. Hell, even if they are, she doesn't care.

I hope you find the one who lives for the sound of your voice- though only hearing it once.

Lives for the warmth she can feel through your messages. Lives to the light in your eyes and wondering how the fuck she scored someone so fucking cute, sexy, and hot all rolled into one.

Lives to be yours.

I hope you find the one who would happily tattoo "Fruitcake" on her arms for you in a heartbeat. Ink "Toot Sweet" across her chest.

Make "<#" as her fucking Cutie Mark.

Leaving the entire world questioning and confused- but leaving her entire world smitten and deeply in love.

I hope you find the one who can give you all she is- and not just her broken pieces she's collected since her birth. Not the chipped away mask she knows she sits and cries behind, cracking futher and further each day as she drifts deeper into insanity.

The one who isn't lying. Doesn't lie. To you, to everyone- but especially to the face in the mirror.

The one who is free, not trapped behind her fears- real or imagined. Trapped behind who she knows she should be- but can't now because of you. Doesn't want to be because of you.

Not the one trapped even more now than she ever thought possible.

The one who isn't a toxic liar. The one not broken beyond all repair. The one not so unstable and about to fall. The one who doesn't ends up hurting everyone along the way, especially herself and the ones she loves most- which now horrifically includes you, someone she never meant to hurt. The one not stuck with no way out.

The one who isn't ugly and stupid and worthless...

The one who actually truly deserves to be the one for you in the first place. Who doesn't fool herself into think she stable, good enough to be is the one for you- she just is.

I hope you find the one you don't have to ask not to contact you because she broke you heart- and she shattered her own in the process. The one who craves you, who needs you like a fucking drug, going through worst withdrawns she can explain.

The one who has enough sense to realize what she has while she has it...and doesn't go fucking up and losing it forever.

I hope you find the one who makes you want to love again. Who you made want to love. Makes you trust and believe in something again. Who you made trust and believe again. Makes you believe love isn't the stuff of movies or fanfics....and makes her believe it isn't, either.

The one who makes you believe in love in all it's facets.

Especially being in love.

The one who believes you're straight out of her not-so-pure imagination.

I hope you find the one who you plant a kiss that wouldn't wake a baby on. The one who's same face that won't let you sleep. The one who makes the streets dance with your feet and the dawn that makes your shadow a bit taller.

I hope you find the one who changes everything, the one who completes you. Makes the streets an empty stage and a city's sirens violins.

The one not oceans and miles apart.

The one beautiful, kind, amazing enough to be with someone as incredible as you.

I hope you find the one who's forever indebted to a stupid little comic strip because it brought the one for her...

But mostly, I just hope you find the who makes the world your mirrorball.

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